As some unknown hero at the Hackney Empire in the aftermath of the General Election said to his face "Fuck off Murdoch we are the majority now".   And we are.  We who communicate via the electronic media and are not in thrall to press barons of any political colour or extremity.

Best applied pipe with one of the battery operated devices sold in great numbers by Ms Brady before she was enobled.

In the profound words of Blackadder (goes forth) - its soft, strong and thoroughly absorbent.

Since Hillsborough, I've never touched that rag.