After the 6-1 win over Sunderland, me and Lee went out to celebrate. We were coked off it in the Rocket Club at closing time and decided to head off to the Bluebell Suite for a 'massage' ('my treat' he insisted). As we were walking down Broad Street who should stagger out of Reflex but Mila Kunis and her best mate White Dee out of Benefits Street. We all exchanged pleasantries and immediately the air was charged with a palpable sexual tension. Lee instinctively knew what was happening, whipped out the company MBNA card and booked us into the Presidential Suite at the Hyatt.Well, I say us. More him and Mila really. He left me and White Dee outside on the rainswept pavement with nothing more than a cheery goodnight as he went off giggling with Kunis.C***.
Only last week he intervened and saved me from being lynched by the Kingstanding Ku Klux Klan.
Did you know that the KKK actually started out as a magic club? Doing card tricks and the like? Kyklos being Greek for circle (as in magic circle) and then klan was added. true story. I think. I don't think they just play cards nowadays...I suppose Roy chubby Brown would say that they burn a certain card suit but we won't go there.
Quote from: peter w on August 22, 2014, 11:48:19 PMDid you know that the KKK actually started out as a magic club? Doing card tricks and the like? Kyklos being Greek for circle (as in magic circle) and then klan was added. true story. I think. I don't think they just play cards nowadays...I suppose Roy chubby Brown would say that they burn a certain card suit but we won't go there.I fucking hate those diamond c***s.