You miserable sods get to be all down and gloomy about everything, predict we'll lose, predict we'll get relegated, Benteke won't be any good etc

But you're on to a win win,

If your prediction comes true you get to be all smug and I told you so about everything,

and most annoyingly of all if when Villa do win, or Benteke turns out to be amazing you're all "I'm so happy to be proved wrong, go on villa, woo hoo!"


Well, Pick a side and bloody stick with it.