I think he's a little bit too pricey personally.

Our mate (me and this Damo character that is) had a mate called Brownie. He was with us on a Premier Coach for some match or other and they showed "The Hunt For Red October" on the way home, unfortunately we got back to the Bar St Martin before it finished. Fascinated as he was, Brownie rented the video the next day to watch the climax. It lasted about 5 minutes before the credits rolled.

For some reason that story reminded me of you setting the record for the world's shortest ever taxi journey in Tenerife when you asked the driver to take you to The Squinting Cat bar without realising you were only a few yards away from it.