Ollie Watkins

[Rory]

Full of obsession with Watkins, or with you?

If he believes what he's saying when he makes his posts then the former.

If he's doing it to get my attention then the latter, and that would also be trolling, which is what I get accused of doing.

Fair enough. I'll bow out now as, Watkins aside, I like you, so not looking for any bad blood.

[Rory]

Oh fine, don't say you like me too or anything!

First you ignore my PM, now this. You cad.

[Rory]

Well this is an awkward wait to see if Smirker took it as a joke or not.

Is somebody else available to call him a todger or something, so as to take the pressure off me?

[Rory]

Nobody.

Right, I'm off.

[PeterWithesShin]

I haven't mentioned Ollie since Sunday when we played and he scored. What an obsession!

[cdbearsfan]

If you mention Ollie in a post mentioning how you haven't mentioned Ollie recently does it still count as a post mentioning Ollie? Insmirktion.

[PeterWithesShin]

Does it count if talking about skateboard tricks?

[cdbearsfan]

You're at least thirty years too old to be discussing skateboard tricks.

[PeterWithesShin]

Not if i'm playing a Tony Hawk game on the PS1.

[Somniloquism]

Does it count when playing hide and seek?

[PeterWithesShin]

Ackee 1-2-3 is where it's at.