Lander Emery

[KevinGage]

Aye, the skillzzz group might have been on to summat.

[Tokyo Sexwhale]

We need to sign his other son, Warren Zaire...

[pablo_picasso]

Sweet photo of him & his pops...

[algy]

Found this photo of him with his dad on Twitter, from a few years ago.

https://twitter.com/Sevillismo/status/733346795426873348/photo/1

I mean, if you ever needed a reason to love Unai just a little bit more, have a look at that.

Nice but his lad looks a bit small to be our U21 keeper. Sure it isn't U12s?

Well he was 12 then.

Haha, I remember getting ID'ed at a "club", Espionage, in Edinburgh on my 21st birthday. I'd been going periodically there for a couple of years. Not buying drinks as it was extortionate, but it was free entry and the stairs represented the quickest and warmest way to get from the Royal Mile to the Cowgate.

The bouncer said "Sorry mate you're not old enough"
"But I'm 21" (hand over passport)
(Looks) "You look about 17 on that photo"
"I was 17 on that photo, that's when I got my passport"
"Don't think so mate" then calls a copper over. Copper looks at the passport and says "Happy birthday", then tells the bouncer to let me in.

Odd place.

[Brazilian Villain]

Emery's son, a keeper, on the bench for the U21s tonight.

I expect his performance will be out of this world.

[Chap]

Is he a ‘Believer’ though?

[Dogtanian]

Is he a ‘Believer’ though?

I dunno, but I know what he’ll be watching when he gets home if he wants any tea.

[Hookeysmith]

https://youtu.be/0BtWtOIwT9w?si=CvbV66moZE1oVQJj

Interesting video about the messiah

[Somniloquism]

AI generated?

Since when has Alfa Romeo been German? And a quarter of the video seems to be about the car.

[Risso]

AI generated?

Definitely.

[VillaTim]

Is this why he sticks loads of keepers on the bench

[pauliewalnuts]

Imagine growing up as Unai's son.

"He told me he passed the 11 plus, i told him i am going to be demanding with him, and expect him to get into Oxford in 2 years"

"Dad! Dad! Look! I've finished top of the class in maths!"
"That's very good, but I am always going to be demanding with you, to look for more, to be together with your mother and brother, building something. I need you to give me more, you need to learn how to break a low block"

[Dogtanian]

Imagine growing up as Unai's son.

"He told me he passed the 11 plus, i told him i am going to be demanding with him, and expect him to get into Oxford in 2 years"

"Dad! Dad! Look! I've finished top of the class in maths!"
"That's very good, but I am always going to be demanding with you, to look for more, to be together with your mother and brother, building something. I need you to give me more, you need to learn how to break a low block"

That’s nothing. Imagine all the preparation, training, and video analysis that went into the conception.

[Drummond]

Imagine growing up as Unai's son.

"He told me he passed the 11 plus, i told him i am going to be demanding with him, and expect him to get into Oxford in 2 years"

"Dad! Dad! Look! I've finished top of the class in maths!"
"That's very good, but I am always going to be demanding with you, to look for more, to be together with your mother and brother, building something. I need you to give me more, you need to learn how to break a low block"

That’s nothing. Imagine all the preparation, training, and video analysis that went into the conception.

No wonder I have 3 kids.

[Clark W Griswold]

Imagine growing up as Unai's son.

"He told me he passed the 11 plus, i told him i am going to be demanding with him, and expect him to get into Oxford in 2 years"

"Dad! Dad! Look! I've finished top of the class in maths!"
"That's very good, but I am always going to be demanding with you, to look for more, to be together with your mother and brother, building something. I need you to give me more, you need to learn how to break a low block"

That’s nothing. Imagine all the preparation, training, and video analysis that went into the conception.

:-) Excellent.