Aston Villa:Martinez, Cash, Konsa, Mings, Luiz, McGinn, Watkins, Digne, Diaby, Bailey, Kamara.Substitutes:Olsen, Carlos, Tielemans, Torres, Chambers, Coutinho, Philogene, Archer, Kellyman.
Well, the fact we used cutlery should have at least hinted that we weren’t from Newcastle.