Fight fight where ever you may be, even in the Turkish Legislatury

[Clampy]

It's nobody's business but the Turks.

[Rigadon]

It's nobody's business but the Turks.

Haha

Not Constantinople. 

[Nunkin1965]

What is great about the title of this thread is that I clicked on it having literally zero idea what on earth it would be about.

It's doublefold - not knowing what on earth is going on, then clicking on it and discovering it makes perfect sense. Such good work.

We have two polar opposites regarding thread titles.
This one which left us confused, unsure, mystified, curious and baffled all in equal measure.

And "How do you wipe yer arse" which eliminates all of the above instantly.
Superb.

[eamonn]

That's from Villatalk but its their forum-peak whereas H&V has had numerous smash-hit singles/threads.

Edit: Just seen in Off-Topic that we now have our own bum-maintenance discussion on there, with the exact same thread-title!

[purpletrousers]

From now on, whenever I get into a lively debate with someone on here, I'm going to respond with "I return it exactly" 

That article is a veritable treasure trove of potential H&V cult one liners.

THE BLOWS FLY IN THE AIR

THERE IS A FIGHT IN THE MORNING

“I return it exactly.”

Perhaps there should be some sort of autocorrect on DW saying “less of that both of you” to:

THE DISCUSSION BECAME A FISTAWAY

[RichardBatchelor]

Actually I was thinking of Bowie's "Move On". Very under-rated song as is its parent album, Lodger. The Alan Wright of his career, perhaps.

Off topic, but, yes, agreed, my fave Bowie album. For me a Paul McGrath in Alan Wright’s clothing.

[The Edge]

The best thread title ever.

Was just about to say the same

Nothing beats African Car Reverser.

Sure, but it's rare even to have a challenger.

Anyway, had no idea that's where Alpay ended up. Always was a mad selfish bastard.

Maybe we could start a poll?

[Mister E]

Actually I was thinking of Bowie's "Move On". Very under-rated song as is its parent album, Lodger. The Alan Wright of his career, perhaps.

Off topic, but, yes, agreed, my fave Bowie album. For me a Paul McGrath in Alan Wright’s clothing.

Also has the "African Night Flight" track ... wonder whether this could be the sequel to the African Car Reverser thread? As in 'What happened to the ACR after the car had finished reversing?'

[adrenachrome]

Here is Mr. Alpay whispering sweet nothings into Beckham's shell-like.

Looks like Becksy is about to cup his slenders, to be far.

[KevinGage]

Savo was part of the Serb uprising against his (distant) relative Slobadan in 2000. Curcic was putting in the hard yards and getting plastic surgery to his beak ahead of a switch to the adult entertainment injury around the same time. History buff Fernando Nelson built a complete replica of Tamworth Castle on his return to Porto.

One of those may not be true.

[Chris Harte]

Savo was part of the Serb uprising against his (distant) relative Slobadan in 2000. Curcic was putting in the hard yards and getting plastic surgery to his beak ahead of a switch to the adult entertainment injury around the same time. History buff Fernando Nelson built a complete replica of Tamworth Castle on his return to Porto.

One of those may not be true.

Love the thought of Senhor Nelson building that replica. Amazing to think he only lasted a season in claret & blue.

[Chris Harte]

Here is Mr. Alpay whispering sweet nothings into Beckham's shell-like.

Looks like Becksy is about to cup his slenders, to be far.

I recall The Sun newspaper comic demanding Alpay be sacked by Villa over that. I agreed he should be sacked, but not for that. More for about a dozen other reasons.

[Dave P]

I entered this thread not having a clue what it was about. I stayed for the content and comments.

Outstanding stuff. Hall of Fame thread.

[KevinGage]

Here is Mr. Alpay whispering sweet nothings into Beckham's shell-like.

Looks like Becksy is about to cup his slenders, to be far.

The future AKP party deputy giving the English Ulises De La Cruz a piece pf his mind there.

[Percy McCarthy]

Savo was part of the Serb uprising against his (distant) relative Slobadan in 2000. Curcic was putting in the hard yards and getting plastic surgery to his beak ahead of a switch to the adult entertainment injury around the same time. History buff Fernando Nelson built a complete replica of Tamworth Castle on his return to Porto.

One of those may not be true.

The adult entertainment injury sounds nasty,