Caption competition

[Malandro]

[Legion]

You're shit.

[Rigadon]

You're free for take-off, ball.  Enjoy your flight to row Z.

[CT Villan]

It's just his practice swing, he'll hit it for real next time.

[hilts_coolerking]

He must have a foot like a traction engine sewing machine.

[Malandro]

Which foot is he shooting with here?

[Chinchilla Bathhouse]

Goalkeeper spots cigar-lighting opportunity.

Swansea defender admits to 'shit striker fist sniffing' fetish.

World's first scared corner flag seen at Villa Park.

[papa lazarou]

I made one of my world famous great runs to get into this position.

[VillaSpen]

Scott - the club shop has run out of footballs. Send them that one would ya?

[pauliewalnuts]

"Shit. How can I ever compete with talents of the like of that bloke who won his height in creates of beer at half time"