Final Press-ing

[dave.woodhall]

Dave, no doubt you have answered this in the past but I can't remember seeing the photograph before on page 42 of Sunday's programme so please put me out of my misery. Is that your ugly mug standing between the police ? If not it's an uncanny resemblance of a youthful you. Ozzie.

Where's the photo?

[olaftab]

Do come back again next season please.

[tommy smart]

As I said, it's on page 42 of Arsenal's programme from Sunday. I'm not clever enough to scan it in or such like but surely you must know someone who has a copy. Honestly not kidding, just genuinely would like to know.

[dave.woodhall]

You expect me to buy such a thing?

[tommy smart]

Not an earthly would I expect you to buy a copy but you know enough suckers who purchase such things. Ask one of your 'mates' to check it out, you may be pleasantly surprised.