Caption competition

[olaftab]

Just for fun

Yes I will clear out your earwax as well whilst I am up here.

[supertom]

Haha...There is picture on BBC website in match report where Jack is laughing and giving some well chosen words to Song. I am sure that would be a very good choice for a caption if someone could oblige by importing it!

Song: "Stop embarrassing me my girlfriends watching in the crowd!"

[peter w]

Bumped for this:

Christ. THERE he is.

[KRS]

Just for fun

Fazio: "Candyman, candyman...candyman! Ooooooh shiiiiiiiiiiit!!!"

[PeterWithesShin]

Eric Dier looks like he should be in Carry on Screaming.

[edgysatsuma89]

Haha...There is picture on BBC website in match report where Jack is laughing and giving some well chosen words to Song. I am sure that would be a very good choice for a caption if someone could oblige by importing it!

'A little word of advice kid ... Stay down'

'this is my united states of WHATEVER'

Or simply 'f*** off'

[Toronto Villa]

Song: "I'm tired of you fucking taking the piss. Stay the fuck down"

Jack: "I haven't even started yet"