Aston Villa vs Sunderland Post-Match Thread

[Dave Cooper please]

How come you never mentioned you look like Brad Pitt?

More like Brad's pit.

[McGraths Dry Cleaning]

It's probably a bloke!

nah ,  maybe a ladyboy

Its a woman - my mate knows the male lions Dad

[Percy McCarthy]

How come you never mentioned you look like Brad Pitt?

More like Brad's pit.

Steady on Clooney.

[Pete3206]

Some entertaining Mackem bitterness here:

Tiny Tears Forum


 

[dave.woodhall]

Some entertaining Mackem bitterness here:

Tiny Tears Forum


 

I don't think they'll ever get over the fact that even when they were doing well and we were struggling we clicked our fingers and their best player came running.

[dave shelley]

Some entertaining Mackem bitterness here:

Tiny Tears Forum


 

I've just read all of that thread and found it quite funny, calling us all thick Brummie cnuts and so on, then I saw this...

Don't forget F*ck Off Di Canio.

The Lennon and McCarthy of football songs.

Pots and kettles.

[Pete3206]

Yipeeeeeeee aye aaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
Yipeeeeeeee aye oooooooooooooooo
Foreskins in the skyyyyy!

 

[Dave Cooper please]

At least one of them knew where the "Your Granddad didn't play for fascists" originally came from. I thought that was a very clever banner.

[Lastfootstamper]

Quote: Originally Posted by martyftm

Lambert reckons they are talking loads of fans to Norwich on Saturday. Not sure what his definition of 'loads' is mind.

4/500? Disgraceful from the only Premier League team in England's so called 2ndcity

I'm wondering why there's apparently 1,900 of us with tickets for Saturday who, I take it, just aren't gonna bother going.

[Chipsticks]

There's nothing more entertaining then reading other fans desperately trying to find things to slag Villa off about.

"shit pies" was a personal favourite, and as we all know is a lie.

[LeeB]

I think this lot are made for us to play against, and we'll finally smash the shit out of someone at home for the benefit of our long suffering supporters.

Mystic shit.

Just about to leave when my stomach decided to 'move south'.

It was massive, and also a complete phantom, so I'm taking that as a good omen.

4-0 Villa.

Magic shit.

Yesterday was my boy's 3rd birthday. I had the day off, took him to Thomasland at Drayton Manor, we had the complete run of the place with barely another soul there, and then came home, kissed him goodnight, had that shit and went down the Villa.

I don't think there will be many days in my life as good as yesterday.

And you met me. What a day!

How come you never mentioned you look like Brad Pitt?

That was the cherry on the icing on the cake!

I'd have stayed a bit longer mate, but I had one eye on our kid wandering off as I'd left me phone at home and hadn't yet got my ticket.

And the looks are a burden. I think it intimidates women as they shy away when I approach.

[Percy McCarthy]

I think this lot are made for us to play against, and we'll finally smash the shit out of someone at home for the benefit of our long suffering supporters.

Mystic shit.

Just about to leave when my stomach decided to 'move south'.

It was massive, and also a complete phantom, so I'm taking that as a good omen.

4-0 Villa.

Magic shit.

Yesterday was my boy's 3rd birthday. I had the day off, took him to Thomasland at Drayton Manor, we had the complete run of the place with barely another soul there, and then came home, kissed him goodnight, had that shit and went down the Villa.

I don't think there will be many days in my life as good as yesterday.

And you met me. What a day!

How come you never mentioned you look like Brad Pitt?

That was the cherry on the icing on the cake!

I'd have stayed a bit longer mate, but I had one eye on our kid wandering off as I'd left me phone at home and hadn't yet got my ticket.

And the looks are a burden. I think it intimidates women as they shy away when I approach.

I share that burden mate.

[Rudy Can't Fail]

Having seen your ugly mug, you're more Bad Shit than Brad Pitt, Percy.