Emile Heskey: The Early Years

[Chico Hamilton III]

Rod Hull? he was forever shoving his fist up a bird's arse

[Chris Jameson]

The only think I can contribute to the Rod Hull debate is that I know the person who conducted his postmortem. Ended Emu's career, nobody ever thinks of Emu.

[PeterWithe]

I went to his wedding, the service was alright but the reception was terrible.

[Chico Hamilton III]

Anyone else spot a kid in the crowd in a Benneton rugby shirt? Beautiful. I had one when I was a kid

[Risso]

The only think I can contribute to the Rod Hull debate is that I know the person who conducted his postmortem. Ended Emu's career, nobody ever thinks of Emu.

Just think if Rod Hull had chosen a bird who could fly as his lifetime companion, he'd probably still be here now.  A condor would have been ideal.

[Chris Jameson]

Bet Keith Harris is training Orville up right now. Or getting cable installed.

[Brend'Watkins]

Bet Keith Harris is training Orville up right now. Or getting cable installed.

"I wish I could fly way up to the roof and fix the aerial"

"You can"
"I can't"
"You can"
"I can't, I'll break my fucking neck just like the emu bloke".