Nevermind

[DrGonzo]

My Dragons Den idea would be something you attach to your device that doesn't allow you on it untill you've done a breath test to prevent drunken postings, bidding for crap on eBay and impulse buys from Amazon.

How would you ever be able to phone the ambulance.  I'm sorry but I'm out.

[Percy McCarthy]

VNV: Rico? Centre-half? Can't think who you mean. Not Ricardo Scimeca surely?

Sorry if I'm being thick.

[Chris Jameson]

French of ours returned from the pub and foolishly started looking at some antique furniture on eBay and noticing the auction ended in the next hour got involved in some drunken bidding. They ended up spending £350.00 on a bed that they couldn't get through the door and having to store it in a friends garage before selling it for £50.00.

I need the help of an inventor type and am willing to split 50/50.

[Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle]

French of ours returned from the pub and foolishly started looking at some antique furniture on eBay and noticing the auction ended in the next hour got involved in some drunken bidding. They ended up spending £350.00 on a bed that they couldn't get through the door and having to store it in a friends garage before selling it for £50.00.

I need the help of an inventor type and am willing to split 50/50.

Why would I want half an antique bed?

[paul_e]

Given this was originally about central defenders with great followings, I'd guess in a bit part this is down to us having had some immense central defenders over the years.  I doubt there are many teams with a centre half nicknamed 'god' (who totally deserves it).

I can think of a fair few heroes at the club who aren't defenders though, Brian Little (who amazing played for the club before his dad) being a great example.

[Chris Jameson]

Bloody phone, should read 'friends' not the blasted 'French'.

[damon loves JT]

Pubehead bought Curtis Davis on eBay when he was pissed.

[paul_e]

Pubehead bought Curtis Davis on eBay when he was pissed.

and Marlon Harewood, and Emile Heskey.

[olaftab]

Bloody phone, should read 'friends' not the blasted 'French'.

Did you mean bastard French? Phone again eh!

[olaftab]

Pubehead bought Curtis Davis on eBay when he was pissed.