0% Villa - Attendance announcements

[dave.woodhall]

They could put Davenports on tap, repaint the away end in claret and blue and hoist a mural of Sir Dennis with the EC, but we our lot rock up it would still be 'wharra fockin shit 'ole...'

And "Where's the Carling?"

[Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle]

They should do it at Villa Park. And when we play Wigan the announcer can read out the number of away supporters and their names and addresses.
It wouldn't take long...

[Blackcountry Villa]

Just read that Brighton put songs up on their big screen for the fans to sing to during the game. Cringey as fuck and just about sums up modern day football.