MON to Cardiff?

[darren woolley]

John Holmes the porn star was most impressive.

He could stick it in his ear and pretend to be a petrol pump.

I wish I had half the women he had lucky man.

[Damo70]

If you've never seen the documentary about the life of Big John Holmes look out for a repeat. It's car crash stuff but it's incredible. You couldn't make it up. AIDs did for him in the end but his 'illustrious' porn career isn't even the half of it.

[Tokyo Sexwhale]

I'd have the ones without AIDS in my half.

[not3bad]

I can only see MON returning to the PL on the basis he is give a bucketload of money to spunk I mean spend

In that case he can go to QPR after Villa appoint Ancelotti.