If he moves to Italy he needs to be careful of the police, carbonara are well dodgy.
Good advice, they're not as straightforward to deal with as a Garda.
Hmmm.
Flann O'Brien, The Third Policeman:
“Always ask any questions that are to be asked and never answer any. Turn everything you hear to your own advantage. Always carry a repair outfit. Take left turns as much as possible. Never apply your front brake first.
‘If you follow them’, said the Sergeant, ‘you will save your soul and never get a fall on a slippery road.”