Aston Villa players complain Castore shirts negatively impact performance

[Somniloquism]

Matty Law, he's one of us, right? Can't imagine any other Torygraph football reporter would give enough of a toss to write an article about this.

Although the Express also have a similar story by Sam Smith, not sure if you can tell from the title the pictures used.

Alisha Lehmann's 'wet-look' kit changed as Aston Villa receive new shirts from Castore

[Drummond]

Call me crazy but I think we've done alright in the sweaty shirts and should just keep wearing them!

Should we call you CBITWDAITSSASJKWT for short?