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Malandro

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Caption competition
« on: January 05, 2019, 05:52:15 PM »





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Offline Legion

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2019, 05:53:35 PM »
You're shit.
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Offline Rigadon

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2019, 05:55:41 PM »
You're free for take-off, ball.  Enjoy your flight to row Z.
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Offline CT Villan

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #3 on: January 05, 2019, 06:01:06 PM »
It's just his practice swing, he'll hit it for real next time.
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Offline hilts_coolerking

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #4 on: January 05, 2019, 06:01:09 PM »
He must have a foot like a traction engine sewing machine.
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Malandro

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2019, 06:04:46 PM »
Which foot is he shooting with here?
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Offline Chinchilla Bathhouse

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2019, 08:03:37 PM »
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Offline papa lazarou

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2019, 09:24:20 PM »
I made one of my world famous great runs to get into this position.
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Offline VillaSpen

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #8 on: January 06, 2019, 12:40:20 AM »
Scott - the club shop has run out of footballs. Send them that one would ya?
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Offline pauliewalnuts

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #9 on: January 06, 2019, 12:46:39 AM »
"Shit. How can I ever compete with talents of the like of that bloke who won his height in creates of beer at half time"
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