Newcastle tickets.

[Chris Jameson]

They are my only mates. I neglect to mention that as it makes it sound like I might be popular. I'm not.

[Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air]

Aa'd love te hev those tickets. Lerruz herp wi can win an stay up. Aah sorry Ah mean lerruz herp wi can win even though wor already doon . Ah think The Likely Lads Crossroads Peaky Blinders is the best thing on television. Anyways , which one are yee Jasper or Carrott ? Aah me mistake those two support the other lot divvent they !

[oswald funkletrumpet]

they reckon newcastle fans are snapping them up in home areas on seatwave , dont they check where these people live

I'd be very surprised if there is any truth in this. Weren't there supposed to be 10,000 Noses in the Holte End in September?

15k all tooled up and with flags. would have been more but 6000 were still in newport pagnell trying to find their way to brugge and 120000 are still lost on the underground after they won the arthur grimshaw coal merchants memorial plaque

[Witton Warrior]

When I saw this yesterday I immediately contacted a mate of mine who is out of work in case he wanted to go.
Had nothing back until this morning to discover he fell off some scaffolding and has a compound fracture of his arm.
I know we're bad but bloody hell....

[cdbearsfan]

Down with the Villa.
He's going down with the Villa.

(Sorry)

[Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle]

I need a ticket for a mate from Newcastle - he's a big supporter but he says he'll keep quiet, like.

[Clampy]

I need a ticket for a mate from Newcastle - he's a big supporter but he says he'll keep quiet, like.

I do like the way the bloke behind him is peering round in an effort to see the game.

[Malandro]

I need a ticket for a mate from Newcastle - he's a big supporter but he says he'll keep quiet, like.

I do like the way the bloke behind him is peering round in an effort to see the game.

It's just turned NSFW

[p_ad]

Whats his arse doing where his belly button should be

[peter w]

Whats his arse doing where his mouth should be

Fixed

[West Derby Villan]

I've got 12500 tickets but don't tell anyone, nudge nudge wink wink, say no moo-a