Emile Heskey. Cult hero???

[German James]

There was a thread on here a few years back with Christmas carols. Every so often this pops into my head and makes me laugh out loud:

"Massive Heskey, massive Heskey
On the Chester Road.
Got to keep on plodding onward
Like a giant toad".

I'm grinning like an idiot, just typing it out!