The red card raffle

[exigo]

Obviously, we're drawing 0-0 at home to Palace, when the ref pulls out a random red card. Place your bets here. Winner gets a smug sense of satisfaction in an otherwise dull week.

I'll go for Benteke trying to kick the post in frustration at missing a chance, and walloping Speroni instead.

[Drummond]

Roy Keane. Oh no, sorry. Delph? Ah, that's not right.

Pardew.

[JUAN PABLO]

I'm hoping for nzogbia,     second yellow for taking his shirt off after his Hatrick.

[lovejoy]

Hutton

[Toronto Villa]

If we are going to get one I hope it is when we put one of the opposition players into Row Z as opposed the soft ones we've been picking up. Or an Alan Hutton special where the player is left in multiple pieces strewn across the playing surface. Numerous St John's ambulance workers picking up the bits adding close to 10 minutes of injury time.

[hipkiss92]

Grealish, having punched one of their players after being booted up in the air multiple times with no protection from the ref following his first start

[exigo]

I'm hoping for nzogbia,     second yellow for taking his shirt off after his Hatrick.

[Family Fortunes presenter mode] If that's there, I'll give you the money myself [/Family Fortunes presenter mode]

[PeterWithesShin]

Anyone who does this to Pardew.

[PeterWithesShin]

*Picture frame is optional*

[walsall villain]

Guzan, gets booked twice for time wasting as we desperately hold on for a glorious nil nil

[supertom]

Guzan, gets booked twice for time wasting as we desperately hold on for a glorious nil nil

Booked twice within the first 20 minutes as the time wasting will invariably begin after our promising first 4 minutes.

[frankmosswasmyuncle]

Lambert.

[ChicagoLion]

Villa get a corner, the shear excitement causes  Westley to sprint to the dug out,  leap on top of Paul and in a moment of unbridled passion they kiss.

After throwing a bucket of water over them, Westley is escorted from the ground by West Midlands finest and Paul is red carded for ungentlemanly conduct.

[supertom]

Villa get a corner, the shear excitement causes  Westley to sprint to the dug out,  leap on top of Paul and in a moment of unbridled passion they kiss.

After throwing a bucket of water over them, Westley is escorted from the ground by West Midlands finest and Paul is red carded for ungentlemanly conduct.

Give this man the prize now.