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[supertom]

Ireland: "Emile fallin over again innit. If he's getting 70 thousand a week, why is the fans moaning about wot I is getting paid? Booyakasha!"

 

[supertom]

Heskey: "Lesson 1 Stevie: This is how you fall over...That's all I know mate."
Ireland: "Seems like a lot of effort to me Em. I'll just carry on strolling round the pitch if it's all the same with you."

[GordonCowansisthegreatest]

Ireland; How is it that you get paid for sitting on your arse?

[adrenachrome]

Ireland; How is it that you get paid for sitting on your arse?

Ha!

Or show one of these chaps above Stevie's addled bald bonce:

[CJ]

Stephen Ireland was disappointed when Emile's invitation to join him in a bit of Hokey Cokey wasn't what he expected. He felt a right charlie