My plan is to avoid it by watching the soaps with the missus. Even then I know my son will want to watch it upstairs and give me updates. Plus I won't be able to help myself from flicking over every break. My reasons for 'bottling out' are threefold. Firstly, I think we will lose and I am worried by how many. Secondly, the obvious fact a United win means it is party time with us as the spare pr**ks. Thirdly, it is some superstitious psychology that if I don't watch I will stitch myself up and miss a classic Villa win.