Aston Villa v Bradford City Post-Match Thread

[Zakk Fatt]

I left the Hole at 81 minutes last night and me and my boy found our way walking down the steps outside met by the Villa walking dead. These are the growing breed of supporter.

They walk aimlesly around the outside of the stadium from 15 minutes before full time meandering back to civilisation, nashing and wailing about Lambert being shit, the team being shit and how we need to do something now, Right Now!!

I agree with the Villa walking dead, come outside when we are losing 1/2/3/4-0 with 15 minutes to go on Tuesday and see what I mean.

Whatever you are thinking, they agree with you and so do I and you'll get home in plenty of time.

[Zakk Fatt]

I had a nightmare last night that a fourth division team beat us, luckily I woke up.

It looks like we are facing Swansea in the final as Chealsea can't break them down, bring it on....hold on I've just found a flag.....bollocks it was real.  Stephen Spielberg...I've got an idea!

[BC54 VFC]

There are as yet undiscovered tribes in the Andaman Islands who know that if you attack down our left, you're guaranteed at least a corner, and if you get three corners you will score.

I can't stop myself laughing at that comment. It's so true. In fact I've copied and pasted it to a sheet of A4, enlarged the typeface, and stuck it on my study wall. Am I going mad?

[Nastylee]

I was sat just to the side of the dugouts yesterday. Interesting how their boss spent the whole game shouting instructions yet Lambert, well I didn't hear him once despite being 10 yards away. Absolutely no support, guidance, instruction - just nothing. First half had me daring to believe, second half was pathetic. Why play all those strikers when you have no way of getting the ball to them other than Vlaar passing to Lowton and back again?

Only signings can save us now!

[Mortimer's Bear]

Only signings can save us now!

Don't hold your breath.

[Dave Clark Five]

I left the Hole at 81 minutes last night

Your spell checker has let you down here Zakk.

[Ron Manager]

Well good luck to Bradford and their fans. They have achieved the impossible and the fans must be bursting with pride as we were in 1971.

The attendance surprised me, over 40,000. It was a freezing night but shows Villa fans still care.

So despite Lerner,Lambert,and Faulkner  we are still a great great club with a marvellous support.

and we always will be.

[Dave Cooper please]

I left the Hole at 81 minutes last night

Your spell checker has let you down here Zakk.

Not necessarily, he could have been having a quick shag in the toilets.

[Risso]

If I ever see Barry Bannan kick a ball for us again I'll run on the pitch and throttle him.

he's fucking shit. Do they not tell him to whip the ball in? Or is that he's just toss and can't do it?

And yet the managers of Scotland and Aston Villa don't think so.