0% Villa - 'Arry Redknapp

[Rigadon]

Arry as England manager would be shite IMO.  His greatest asset is wheeling and dealin...ahem, sorry you old crook, I mean 'maynaging a fu'bawl clab's traynsfers'.

Take that away and you take his only discernible talent away.

Not so, he's a master at telling his players to go run around a bit.

Sorry, yes that's right.  A masterful tactician and straight as a ruler with it.

[Colhint]

he would be brilliant as England manager. I can just see it now. "well ya see Sepp, I know you fink Messi is an Argy, but his birf stifficat ses he's English, His mom as a ticket dahn the lane. Thats why I'm pikin im. What ya want to see it doo ya. I would send it but xavi just spilled some coffee on the fax, Ill get it too ya when I can. Fact I'll send Inesta round wiv it in a big brown envelope