Club announces Holte End closure ?

[Chipsticks]

Very nice, had me going for a minute

[luke25]

I got half way through the article before todays date hit me... c***! ;-)

Really?  I got to the 'r' in breaking.

In my defence it was 4.30am and I was zonked, also your probably a lot brighter than me.

[hawkeye]

There have been some awful attempts at humour today

[sonlyme]

Go on Hawk - you're a qualified comedy juror - show us how it should be done.  How's about a tutorial?

[freakypete]

april 1st..... mon says sorry and begs forgiveness.....young turns united down says villa are more ambitious

[hawkeye]

Go on Hawk - you're a qualified comedy juror - show us how it should be done.  How's about a tutorial?

well for someone who uses One Foot in the Grave as the base for humour I doubt there is much I can do for you, If I said anything funny or inteligent I doubt that you would get it, so i will leave you to your Vicar of Dibbley back catalogue