The What Else Can We Blame The Aston Villa Manager For Thread..

[KevinGage]

Tiles in the bathroom just above the shower are starting to come loose, lousy French material.

Houllier grout.

[sonlyme]

My very small penis and even smaller mind.  French fool!

[JUAN PABLO]

Ive got a terrible cold..     I must have caught it of GED

[The Left Side]

I ran out of milk this morning, when I went into the Kitchen I got a whiff of garlic so it must have been GH finishing it off as there was loads left before, bastard.

[kippaxvilla2]

Bringing in Glen Roeder I blame Houllier for that. What was he thinking?  And that new security guard.

[peter w]

Did you see the PFA nominations? Fucking Houllier you wanker.

[Dr Butler]

had a row with the missus last night over Houllier...French tart.

[Villa'Zawg]

I've invited some important German business associates to join me at a client meeting next week and have just discovered that the clients want to talk about something entirely unconnected to said Germans. What were you thinking Gerard ya bastard?

[PeterWithesShin]

That new version of TBAR, all Houllier's idea. Fuckwit!

[curiousorange]

I was cutting up some branches in the garden when I accidentally grasped one with really sharp thorns. Houllier, you prick.

[Mister E]

The sun's come out in force here in the French Alps and the snow is visibly disappearing. I attribute this catastrophe to the whole garlic-smelling, surrender-monkey nation, but Hou in particular. All will be redeemed if we win handsomely tomorrow.

[big 1st serve]

 I keep double -faulting, thanks Gerard!

[The Left Side]

I got a splinter in my thumb and it bloody well hurt, GH's fault for not sanding my door properly, bastard.

[sonlyme]

You cheese eating surrender monkey - look what you've done now!  To assuage the pain of another defeat I wisely went and backed the Toon to win at 9/2 with a fiver.

Bloody Houllier's gone and ruined it.  Bastard.  Where's that bedspread and tin of black matt?