Anyone know if we'll train at Bodymoor this Friday?

[Lucky Eddie]

And what time might be advisable to go and watch.

Any advice appreciated thank you.

[Bad English]

When you get the official starting time, I advise you to wait for about 45 minutes before going in. that way, you'll probably get to see a few balls hit the net.

[dicedlam]

And what time might be advisable to go and watch.

Watch?

I'd take your boots..probably get a game with all the injuries we've got!

[Risso]

If you're after autographs, you'd be better heading for the treatment room.

[Mazrim]

Whilst you're there though, have a piss on the corner flags, would you?
Cheers.

[TheSandman]

I think with all our injuries and illnesses that the few remaining players will be encased in cotton wool and locked in a hyperbaric chamber rather than training.

[Walmley_Villa]

Whilst you're there though, have a piss on the corner flags, would you?
Cheers.

Can you also smear fresh sheep's blood all over Gerard's face?

[Phil from the upper holte]

Whilst you're there though, have a piss on the corner flags, would you?
Cheers.

I was going to put that on the Albrighton thread, shocking at the moment. I'm prepared to try anything

[DeKuip]

I wouldn't go anywhere near the place at the moment without first getting some decent health insurance sorted.

[Rip Van We Go Again]

Due to a shortage of playing staff, Dave Woodhall, Mac and Dave Cooper will be participating in a training session there tomorrow.
Form an orderly queue, Ladies.