The Emile Heskey appreciation thread

[Villa'Zawg]

If it's been dismissed now can we call him the useless c**t he actually is now?

Remind me, which one out of you and Emile scored a goal for Villa against Feyenoord tonight?

That doesn't really matter, though does it.

How so?

Well, for example, you and I have never played a minute of Premier League football (I'm assuming you haven't, but I haven't) but it isn't going to stop us calling whichever player we don't rate shit, is it?

If Heskey is going to stay with us, I dearly hope he absolutely makes me (and all the others) choke on my criticism of him. He might, he might not, but I don't think a goal in a pre-season friendly is much indication of the way things are going to go.

No I don't either but if you're going to call a player shit or a useless c**t on a night he scores for the Villa against Feyenoord then you're on a hiding to nothing with me. Not unless you've got something very special about yourself.

[pauliewalnuts]

If it's been dismissed now can we call him the useless c**t he actually is now?

Remind me, which one out of you and Emile scored a goal for Villa against Feyenoord tonight?

That doesn't really matter, though does it.

How so?

Well, for example, you and I have never played a minute of Premier League football (I'm assuming you haven't, but I haven't) but it isn't going to stop us calling whichever player we don't rate shit, is it?

If Heskey is going to stay with us, I dearly hope he absolutely makes me (and all the others) choke on my criticism of him. He might, he might not, but I don't think a goal in a pre-season friendly is much indication of the way things are going to go.

No I don't either but if you're going to call a player shit or a useless c**t on a night he scores for the Villa against Feyenoord then you're on a hiding to nothing with me. Not unless you've got something very special about yourself.

Do you ever lighten up and stop taking everything so incredibly seriously?

You should.

Pour a scotch or something. I would. If I had any. It's the dregs of a three week old wine box for me, but even that helps.

[Villa'Zawg]

I have some advocaat and some pimms in the cupboard (you can see how I like to party at home) and some mixers and ice, I'll try some of that.

I don't mean to be so uptight but "useless ******"? A Villa player? A Villa player that scored tonight against Feyenoord? It got my goat.

I'll go and mix myself something chillin'

[pauliewalnuts]

I like Advocaat, but - weirdly - only at Christmas. It also goes down far too fast.

It's just a pre-season friendly. Like Bohemians and Basingstoke. It's no biggie.

Mind you, reading the match thread tonight, I'm dreading to think what the actual season will be like.

[TheSandman]

Advocaat?

Not for me.

MoN really got the better of him when he was at Rangers.