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Heroes & Villains => Match Threads & Player Ratings => Topic started by: Toronto Villa on May 13, 2021, 05:00:39 PM
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The Return of the King...on the bench
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Back on the bench baby!
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None playing sub then 😂
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The day Kienan comes of age, or not
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Well he can't walk straight back into the side I guess.......
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Quisling on the bench, too. BOO HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
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If El Ghazi can play closer to Davis he'll get plenty of shooting opportunities tonight as Davis is brilliant at holding the ball up and laying it off. If he plays as normal out wide with Traore on the other wing Davis will starve of decent service.
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Quisling on the bench, too. BOO HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
Who do you mean?
Oh I see now! Thought you meant our bench which is why I was wondering who it could be
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If El Ghazi can play closer to Davis he'll get plenty of shooting opportunities tonight as Davis is brilliant at holding the ball up and laying it off. If he plays as normal out wide with Traore on the other wing Davis will starve of decent service.
I agree with RCF.
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If El Ghazi can play closer to Davis he'll get plenty of shooting opportunities tonight as Davis is brilliant at holding the ball up and laying it off. If he plays as normal out wide with Traore on the other wing Davis will starve of decent service.
Well Ollie bullied them last game so I’m expecting KD to give them shit
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The Return of the King...on the bench
No mate, he's starting up front
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Win please.
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Looks like Heaton is off then
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Looks like Heaton is off then
Yep. Very unfortunate that it didn’t work out after the very serious injury. But if he ends up at Man U or Man City or somewhere like that then he’ll play on more games than he will for us. Makes sense all round. And quite honestly Jed Steer is as good a back up as you will find on the PL.
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If you’re watching in SKY, probably best to turn on about 5 minutes before kick off.
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Happy with this.
As for not developing youth, we've 1 on the pitch and 4 on the bench who've come through the academy.
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If you’re watching in SKY, probably best to turn on about 5 minutes before kick off.
Yep, build up to an 8 o’clock kick off starting at 5, with an inconvenient break at 6 for some other shit to take place.
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Looks like Heaton is off then
Yep. Very unfortunate that it didn’t work out after the very serious injury. But if he ends up at Man U or Man City or somewhere like that then he’ll play on more games than he will for us. Makes sense all round. And quite honestly Jed Steer is as good a back up as you will find on the PL.
Very happy to see Jed back around. Feel like he got a bit of a raw deal by not getting a chance in the prem, given how critical he was to getting promoted.
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Looks like Heaton is off then
Or maybe injured in training?
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Great to see the skipper back, but changes from the Goodison Park match is obviously we lose Ollie and Everton have Doucoure and Keane back in their line up, which is gonna make today's encounter a lot tougher, well until Jack makes his appearance from the bench of course. Going Villa win.
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If you’re watching in SKY, probably best to turn on about 5 minutes before kick off.
I'm watching on MUTV, apparently.
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Looks like Heaton is off then
Or maybe injured in training?
Preece seems to think otherwise https://twitter.com/preeceobserver/status/1392874932636463104?s=21
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Looks like Heaton is off then
Yep. Very unfortunate that it didn’t work out after the very serious injury. But if he ends up at Man U or Man City or somewhere like that then he’ll play on more games than he will for us. Makes sense all round. And quite honestly Jed Steer is as good a back up as you will find on the PL.
Very happy to see Jed back around. Feel like he got a bit of a raw deal by not getting a chance in the prem, given how critical he was to getting promoted.
It was a shame he was injured 5 minutes into that game at Wolves before Xmas last season, and then again post-Heaton's injury.
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I’ve just tuned into the match. Left it late but, no, they are still talking about the later match. Have they realised yet that Villa are playing Everton??
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If you’re watching in SKY, probably best to turn on about 5 minutes before kick off.
I'm watching on MUTV, apparently.
They will probably issue an apology at 6pm for interrupting their coverage of the Utd game.
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We are playing tonight aren't we? Or have we just decided to chat some more about a European breakaway league all night.
Oh hang on we just got a mention, maybe we are playing tonight.
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Graeme Souness has said that every time he visits Villa Park he is reminded what a big club Villa is.
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Silly me, after all this time I have realised that our players have elastic bands around their legs. Might be a good idea if Dean tells them they can get rid of those once the game starts, unlike some of our previous matches!!
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Graeme Souness has said that every time he visits Villa Park he is reminded what a big club Villa is.
Just wait till he sees the new North Stand.
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Graeme Souness has said that every time he visits Villa Park he is reminded what a big club Villa is.
Well perhaps he should have a better memory, why does he need
fucking reminding every time ?
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I don't have many complaints on our line up. Apart from Barkley, but I would be delighted if he proved me wrong tonight.
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I so want Davis to have a stormer tonight. I mean all 11 obs, but him more so.
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Is this Davis's first PL start?
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Quietly delighted with that bench, for sure.
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I don't have many complaints on our line up. Apart from Barkley, but I would be delighted if he proved me wrong tonight.
He played very well in the first fixture though didn't he
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Graeme Souness has said that every time he visits Villa Park he is reminded what a big club Villa is.
Well perhaps he should have a better memory, why does he need
fucking reminding every time ?
Ha ha, that was my thought too.
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If you’re watching in SKY, probably best to turn on about 5 minutes before kick off.
That's about 4 minutes 57 seconds before I usually start watching.
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I don't have many complaints on our line up. Apart from Barkley, but I would be delighted if he proved me wrong tonight.
Who would you play instead of Barkley?
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Is this Davis's first PL start?
No, started four times last season.
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I'm glad Jack's back even if it is on the bench.
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I don't have many complaints on our line up. Apart from Barkley, but I would be delighted if he proved me wrong tonight.
Who would you play instead of Barkley?
Nakamba.
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Such a threat from set pieces
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Seen enough, get Barkley and Traore off now please Dean.
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Fucking hell Barkley. £100k a week and can’t beat the first man from a corner.
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I don't have many complaints on our line up. Apart from Barkley, but I would be delighted if he proved me wrong tonight.
Who would you play instead of Barkley?
One of the stewards.
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Lovely pass Traore.
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Shit loss of possession Traore.
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Is this Davis's first PL start?
One of the corner flags - more mobile.
No, started four times last season.
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Ancelotti has lost one and drawn one in his two previous visits to Villa Park (both with Chelsea).
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I don't have many complaints on our line up. Apart from Barkley, but I would be delighted if he proved me wrong tonight.
Who would you play instead of Barkley?
Try again:
One of the corner flags - more mobile.
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No post for 5 mins. You lot are calm this evening?
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Hoof. Hoof. Hoof.
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No post for 5 mins. You lot are calm this evening?
We are engrossed
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Fucking Hinchcliffe again the bellend, ffs.
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No post for 5 mins. You lot are calm this evening?
Waiting for a substitution.
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Hooooooof!
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Not much to comment on really, we're playing quite nicely but without any cutting edge.
Their only game plan seems to be 7 players in defence and then hanging up crosses for DCL on the counter.
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Good work SJM.
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Is there a new rule that I have missed, saying you have to pass the ball sideways or backwards at least 6 times before you can make a forward pass??
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If Keinan scores I will have his face tattooed on my ample arse.
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Should have scored Mings The Merciless.
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Should have scored.
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Oooooh Tyrone!
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When is Barkley coming out of the changing rooms?
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Can we beat the first man this time....?
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Oh Tyrone.
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We are playing ok though
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Can we beat the first man this time....?
How far are you behind? I've got some bad news about President Kennedy... ☹
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This has been pretty decent so far. After less than two years back we are competitive vs Everton, Arsenal and a number of sides who operate in the top half. Of course we’ve lost stupid games which is why we are where we are. This summer is the chance to catch up properly and move ahead of we do it right.
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Can we beat the first man this time....?
How far are you behind? I've got some bad news about President Kennedy... ☹
Yes but what about Suez crises?
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Fucking hell....could the co commentator be more anti villa ?
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That playing out from the back is why I love this Villa team. We haven't seen that kind of style and calm for a loooong time.
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Can we beat the first man this time....?
How far are you behind? I've got some bad news about President Kennedy... ☹
Yes but what about Suez crises?
How many were there?
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Hinchcliffe is such a shit commentator, adds nothing useful.
We should be ahead, 2-3 good chances now.
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Can we beat the first man this time....?
How far are you behind? I've got some bad news about President Kennedy... ☹
Yes but what about Suez crises?
I take it we’ve won the FA Cup a few more times?
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That corner aside, Everton look very solid, two banks of 4, covering the full width of the pitch. Sitting quite deep - leaving little space for us to play through.
When their attacks break down we need to get the ball up front more quickly before their defence has time to re-set.
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If Keinan scores I will have his face tattooed on my ample arse.
Then if you ever meet him you can show him and say "My arse your face".
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Jack must be just dying to get on
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Davis being Davis there
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LOL. Good bantz from Cash n Keinan.
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Fucking hell....could the co commentator be more anti villa ?
Andy Hinchcliffe. He is usually reasonably good to listen to but he clearly ain't impressed with us so far tonight.
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McGinn is having a good (cliche #217) terrier-like game.
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Decent run by KD Bang. Nobody with him.
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Barkley lazy ******....ambling into the box during great work from Davis
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Good play from Davis. Nobody in the middle.
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Think we’re doing ok. Would love to see Chucks instead of Barkley though.
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It's another corner. Everton must be terrified.
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Good to see McGinn looking more like his old self
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Traore 😂
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If Keinan scores I will have his face tattooed on my ample arse.
Now that I would like to see!
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It's another corner. Everton must be terrified.
Haha. Another world class corner!!
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If Keinan scores I will have his face tattooed on my ample arse.
Then if you ever meet him you can show him and say "My arse your face".
I am doing that reverse psychology thing, shush! ;-)
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What a shit awful corner.
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Wouldn't have had Ollie down as an earrings man.
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Diving ******.
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What a waste of a corner.
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Absolutely riveting match so far, particularly from our corners and free kicks.
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Sexual then pish from Traore in the space of a second.
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Now that's what you call a dive Richarlison (?)
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That from Richarlison is why the bullshit with Watkins pissed me off so much.
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Sexual then pish from Traore in the space of a second.
Yeah, I was Wow...fuck!
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The Ollie sending off is still pissing me off. Look at what we are missing up front.
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Traoré is extremely Traoré today.
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They're just giving us corners for a laugh, now.
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Spoiler for the last corner for those who are a bit behind.
Shite.
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Dead rubber game played like a dead rubber game
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What's this with the short corners?
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Traoré is extremely Traoré today.
If it culminates with the sort of worldies we've seen he can score I'll live with it.
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Spoiler for the next corner for those who are a bit behind.
Shite.
Fixed
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We're as fluid as a lardburger.
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Yet another fancy ass corner resulting in a cross that doesn't beat the first man. Why??
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We're as fluid as a lardburger.
Maybe Jack will come on and melt the fat a bit.
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We are doing ok. Remind me have they spent more millions than us ?
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Is it rude to laugh at Barkley?
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Spoiler for the next corner for those who are a bit behind.
Shite.
Fixed
Took me a second. 😁
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Feel sorry for Davis, the lads not a lone striker ,then again, he’s not a premier league player either I suppose. Our corners still continue to entertain... Everton
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Any chance of us scoring from a corner before the end of the season?
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Is it rude to laugh at Barkley?
he makes me feel more like crying than laughing
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Barkley off for Jack surely?
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We are doing ok. Remind me have they spent more millions than us ?
Not sure but I can't imagine they will have spent much more as we are the highest spending team on Earth since we got promoted.
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I see Barkley has his 50p boots on.
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Is it rude to laugh at Barkley?
It’s rude not to.
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Barkley? 2 left feet?
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Unlucky Cash with the attempted eighty yard screamer.
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That first touch in the D from Barkley was really unacceptable from someone of his talent.
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Playing some lovely stuff until it reaches Barkley at the moment
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Please take Barkley off.
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Kin ell Barkley, you're not helping yourself.
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Barkley going downhill ......fast
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Of late, we have 3 players that don’t contribute. My top 3 picks so far are Barkley, Traore and El Ghazi.
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Ross Barclay is taking the piss. Beyond awful.
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I'm sorry, that sequence of disaster from Davis and Barkley made me laugh out loud.
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Chuck on for Barkley, Jack for AEG please
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Barkley is pretty clearly the problem here, we're playing pretty well in general but everything breaks down on him.
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Of late, we have 3 players that don’t contribute. My top 3 picks so far are Barkley, Traore and El Ghazi.
My top 3 are Barkley, Barkley and Barkley.
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Commentator talking about our 'last' relegation from the PL! How many does he think we have had?
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Ross Barclay is taking the piss. Beyond awful.
first name on the team sheet
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Good tactics Villa, save the brilliant corner for the 86th time lucky. They won't be expecting it then.
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Why can't we just take a normal corner? You know, into the box for Mings, Konsa & Davis to get their head on it.
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I'll give them that one.
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Traore....no need for cheating like that
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Right, so why wasn’t Richarlson booked for his dive? FFS.
Jack and Chucks on in the second half for Ross and Traore / AEG.
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Fuck off ref, how is that any different to the richarlison one, you c**t?
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Barkley and Luiz parody the Scholes volley with the merciless savagery of Jonathan Swift.
Then wow, Traoré has quite the minute!
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Traore correctly booked for a shocking dive - but what about the free kick Richarlison got for an equally bad dive. Oh for some consistency!
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Good tactics Villa, save the brilliant corner for the 86th time lucky. They won't be expecting it then.
Indeed
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Commentator talking about our 'last' relegation from the PL! How many does he think we have had?
I’m afraid the world has forgotten how great we once were
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Barkley is looking every inch the Sunday morning parks footballer, but to be fair it's the one that's nursing a massive hangover.
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Anyway, on the plus side, got a nice refurbed Quad power amp today, lovely stuff. XTC can be the commentary 2nd half 😀
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Cash looks a bit fucked
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Oh no. Been a bad evening for Matty.
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Commentators are pissing me off. Villa are shit in everything they do and Everton are so unlucky
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Elmo on, Cash hamstring gone FFS
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We continue to fill each unforgiving minute with 60 seconds worth of distance fucked.
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Fuck there's that many on the floor it looks like Verdansk
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Cash looks a bit fucked
His distribution and passing tonight has been woeful.
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That's probably Cash done for the season with only a week to go.
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Sort it out Dean!
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Why did we let Freddy go? FFS
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HT a thrilling 0-0
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Anyway, on the plus side, got a nice refurbed Quad power amp today, lovely stuff. XTC can be the commentary 2nd half 😀
Very nice bit of kit, I love Quad stuff.
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Is that Matty’s hamstring again?
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SKY literally cut from our game to talk about what’s going on outside OT.
Maybe ourselves and Everton need to apologise for interrupting their coverage of the Super League giants.
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Jaysus...Matty Cash loves a tackle! No fear.
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Thought we were OK in a low-key half. Thought John McGinn was excellent. Ross Barclay so, so poor though.
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I will be muting Emmanuel Petit and some lady on RMC Sports. Who gives a fuck what you think about that half?
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Of late, we have 3 players that don’t contribute. My top 3 picks so far are Barkley, Traore and El Ghazi.
My top 3 are Barkley, Barkley and Barkley.
Come on, didn't you see how he stood over the free kick taken by Targett? Stuff like that you can't learn.
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Not the best I hope it improves in the second half.
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Anyway, on the plus side, got a nice refurbed Quad power amp today, lovely stuff. XTC can be the commentary 2nd half 😀
Very nice bit of kit, I love Quad stuff.
Yep, I've a power amp, the 405-2..
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Not a bad performance, Everton haven't looked up to much but we're lacking that Watkins energy and cutting edge up front. We've been progressive with the ball. Think Everton have come for a point and to nick one on the break.
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Barkley has found himself in so many good positions, and messed up pretty much every single one. I can't decide without looking back if this means Everton are too open and the game is there for the taking if we swap him out, or if he's actually doing well to get into the positions in the first place and just fucking up the execution.
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I will be muting Emmanuel Petit and some lady on RMC Sports. Who gives a fuck what you think about that half?
Andy Hinchcliffe is worse, trust me
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Jack will tear this lot a new one second half, when we finally have someone capable of passing to our front man.
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Anyway, on the plus side, got a nice refurbed Quad power amp today, lovely stuff. XTC can be the commentary 2nd half 😀
Very nice bit of kit, I love Quad stuff.
Awesome band btw.
I was listening to Nonsuch yesterday.
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Overall a good half for me that.
I just think we're so much better than Everton in terms of working the ball around the pitch but then you look at the league table and they're still well clear of us so dunno but guess they've got more resilience?
Kept their tricky forward players very quiet yet again and generally dominated, think McGinn has been excellent in all areas so he's warming up nicely for the euros.
Not a great half from Davis, we certainly need a new forward in the summer just in case we lose Ollie for a few months next season. He has the right idea but rushes things and his general passing simply isn't that good. Traore back to his random self aswell.
AEM aswell for games v Spurs and Chelsea...yikes.
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Can we just call this one 0-0 and show highlights of our away game with Everton in the remaining time we have allocated by sky instead?
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I reckon Hinchcliffe would be more tolerable in French.
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Thought we were OK in a low-key half. Thought John McGinn was excellent. Ross Barclay so, so poor though.
Perfect summation
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when DS is saying they have to earn the right to be in the first 11 , well Barkley hasnt and he is not even our player.. We are not going down and we are not getting into europe and he might well have thrown Carney in for a bit of experience because at least this lad has earned his right lookinng at his performances in the U23 etc.
Barkley as been fcooking awful even against his old team where he should be up for it.
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Grealish for Barkley the useless, lazy twat.
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Uninspiring half from both teams.
If Traore gets booked for that Richarliason (or whatever his
b-stard name is) should be booked for his earlier dive.
Missing Ollie's urgency!
McGinn playing well.
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I think we've been decent but struggled to find space against a team that's pretty clearly setup with 7 defensive players.
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I thought we played quite well in the first half, until the final third where, simply, nobody is quite good enough.
Luiz and McGinn have done really well.
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Is that Matty’s hamstring again?
Yes, probably his season over at this rate. Elmo off in the summer coming on is pointless.
Speaking of, might be best to do the decent thing and let Barks tog in. It's probably his worst display for us and that's saying something.
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such a boring game. like a testimonial. Traore set the tone when he had space in front of him yet he turned and played it back. both teams on the beach. lets hope for a better 2nd.
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This obsession with the red twats is driving me MAD.
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***** STOP PRESS ******
Manchester UTD and Liverpool are going to play a game of football later.
Who the fuck knew ??
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Grealish for Barkley the useless, lazy twat.
Bit harsh on Jack 😉
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If the was ever a game tailor made for the phrase "end of season affair", then this is it
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***** STOP PRESS ******
Manchester UTD and Liverpool are going to play a game of football later.
Who the fuck knew ??
They are? Where can I watch this? Is it part of the Super League?
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I think we've been decent but struggled to find space against a team that's pretty clearly setup with 7 defensive players.
Barkley has found himself with the ball in space several times.
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***** STOP PRESS ******
Manchester UTD and Liverpool are going to play a game of football later.
Who the fuck knew ??
No different to every other time they play each other. Sky hype this fixture up every time - then have egg of their faces when it turns into a borefest
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Can someone explain to this ignorant American what's going on with ManU fans? Didn't they already dissolve that super league thing? It's all NBC wants to talk about.
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Jack standing in the centre circle would be better than Barkley on that form.
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Barkley and Luiz parody the Scholes volley with the merciless savagery of Jonathan Swift.
Then wow, Traoré has quite the minute!
Bollocks to Scholes. They were trying and failing miserably to repeats Super Jack’s volley v Derby
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Barkley and Luiz parody the Scholes volley with the merciless savagery of Jonathan Swift.
Then wow, Traoré has quite the minute!
Bollocks to Scholes. They were trying and failing miserably to repeats Super Jack’s volley v Derby
Fuck, I feel unclean.
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Jack standing in the centre circle would be better than Barkley on that form.
Me on one leg would be better. Awful tonight
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I’ll be ho honest, I couldn’t give a flying fuck what time Man U arrived at the ground for their game.
Pretty decent so far but like many other games just lacking that final bit of quality to forge a chance in the final third (Barkley) Solid at the back, thought Targett and McGinn our best performers.
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Can someone explain to this ignorant American what's going on with ManU fans? Didn't they already dissolve that super league thing? It's all NBC wants to talk about.
Ha ha if you have to ask Exldawg then I suspect you know the answer!
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oHHH - Liverpool have made it there safely.
You'd think they had to swim through shark infested waters instead of sitting on a bus.
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I think Barkley is trying but he is lacking form and confidence.
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ManU fans pouting that the FA hasn't placed them first in the table?
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If Keinan scores I will have his face tattooed on my ample arse.
Now that I would like to see!
Kienan score or the arse of BE?
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Can someone explain to this ignorant American what's going on with ManU fans? Didn't they already dissolve that super league thing? It's all NBC wants to talk about.
Because its what ManU fans are. Arrogant, boring and think the whole world owes them a favour
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such a boring game. like a testimonial. Traore set the tone when he had space in front of him yet he turned and played it back. both teams on the beach. lets hope for a better 2nd.
Whoever steps it up into second gear will win this. Our stats may look decent but we have been passing the ball back whenever there was an opportunity.
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Great pass by Barkley to set up an Everton attack.
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I think Barkley is trying but he is lacking form and confidence.
Yes he's very trying.
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Nice pass Barkley you useless plonker.
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The complete lack of quality with Davis and Barkley in the team is so evident
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Why is that idiot Smith persisting with Barkley? The end of this season has been utterly crap.
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welcome back
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I think Barkley is trying but he is lacking form and confidence.
Yes he's very trying.
Well he just tried to pass it to them then and succeeded
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Great pass by Barkley to set up an Everton attack.
Awful.
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Barkley and then Davis rather poor.
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This is dire.
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Target just standing still...Barkley wanted him to overlap and he just stood there
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Did Andy Hinchcliffe win a raffle for his commentary gig? Talks absolute garbage.
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Everton have stepped it up, we need to do likewise
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Matter of time before SJM gets booked
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Good safe Emi.
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Matter of time before SJM gets booked
He’s been magnificent tonight.....back to his best
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Matter of time before SJM gets booked
He’s been magnificent tonight.....back to his best
Yep. Hasn't stopped running and his arseplay has been phenomenal.
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Brilliant save.
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Emi Martinez, holy shit.
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Matter of time before SJM gets booked
He’s been magnificent tonight.....back to his best
Yep. Hasn't stopped running and his arseplay has been phenomenal.
Agreed
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Why is McGinn marking DCL on corners?
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Did Andy Hinchcliffe win a raffle for his commentary gig? Talks absolute garbage.
He's been on this gig for years.
How the hell has he managed it?
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This is dire.
Think of it as a chance to catch up on some much needed sleep.
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Commentator giddy with excitement because Everton managed to punt it to our goalkeeper. He really is a twat.
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We've forgotten how to pass the ball.
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Bloody hell this is low quality stuff
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I genuinely don't get the point in persisting with Barkley at this point. He isn't ours. Play Ramsey it Carney. I have a horrible nagging feeling Smith wants to sign him permanently
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I reckon Hinchcliffe would be more tolerable in French.
If I was French and didn't speak English perhaps.
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Surprised Mings didn't get booked for diving then
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This is crap.
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I will be muting Emmanuel Petit and some lady on RMC Sports. Who gives a fuck what you think about that half?
Andy Hinchcliffe is worse, trust me
I can believe that!
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Luiz ?
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CORNER!!! HERE WE GO!!!!!!!!
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Why is McGinn marking DCL on corners?
Because Barkley was crap at that in the match two weeks ago.
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It doesn't look like Jack is going to be coming on
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Was just thinking Doug was playing much better again and he gives the ball away twice in two minutes.
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Isn’t it about time they started loading Jack if he’s going to come on at some point ?
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Watching the replay, if Mings catches Calvert-Lewin on the ankle like that it's a penalty and a booking but the other way you never see them given, another area that is really poorly refereed.
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That was actually a dangerous corner.
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Don't forget everyone it's Man Utd v Liverpool later! FFS
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It doesn't look like Jack is going to be coming on
I can see him coming on at 85 mins as a tactical sub.
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Anyone know who is the late ko?
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Don't forget everyone it's Man Utd v Liverpool later! FFS
It's like they think football fans have a memory span of ten seconds
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Is there another game on this evening?
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Kick off is at 8.15 in case anyone didn't know.
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Don't forget everyone it's Man Utd v Liverpool later! FFS
When? When?
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Decent shot, ridiculous over the top save from Pickford. Lucky they know we won't punish them from corners.
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Fucking hell...nearly the worst corner ever
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Uergh
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Anyone know who is the late ko?
Dortmund-Leipzig in the Cup.
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They might as well talk about the next game. Nothing to talk about in this one.
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What is going on with these 1 in a 100 corners pulled back to the edge of the box shit?
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So, is Jack not even fit enough for 30 mins ?
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Yep another great corner lads. FFS!!!
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Please stop passing to Everton players, Ross, my old pal.
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I'm glad Liverpool got to the ground during our half time, otherwise they would have cut to it so we could watch it ... LIVE
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Warming up!
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I want to love Doug but he's annoyingly average.
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Super Jack's return is imminent.
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If Sanson can't get in that midfield next season then god help him.
I'll be distraught if we're even contemplating signing Barkley.
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these corners are pathetic
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I have a feeling in me waters that Jack will replace Bert
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Lost count of the times Barkley has given the ball away
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Anyone know who is the late ko?
Dortmund-Leipzig in the Cup.
Thanks for that, that’s my viewing sorted for later.
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The King is about to return
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/EApCLbgAE5E/sddefault.jpg)
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Cheerio Ross, thanks for, er, something.
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The King is about to return
Don’t hold your breath
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Bye Ross.
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No Grealish yet... Ramsey on for Barkley. Be still my beating heart.
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The King is about to return
Ramsay is decent but that's a stretch.
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Jack looks so moody every time the camera cuts to him...ready to bury these hopefully!
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Jacob Ramsay. Excellent.
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Please let that be the end of Ross Barkley in a Villa shirt.
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Thank god he's off
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'Manchester United and Liverpool coming up straight after this.' I thought for a second that the commentator was about to say 'Manchester United and Liverpool coming up straight after this shit.'
Barkley off, good, lets hope this is the last time we ever see him jog around in a Villa shirt. Fucking useless.
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Barkley off ... How will Everton start their breaks now?
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At least we don’t have to watch Barkley at home v Chelsea.
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At least he came off without taking 10 minutes to slink off.
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Good cross Ramsey.
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'Hey Ross, you're coming off, best start warming up.'
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If nothing else, tonight has confirmed (again) that we need another top quality striker.
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The extra energy from Ramsey has already improved us.
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Ross looked devastated there.
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I remember Wesley scoring against these from a Jota Sid-like pass. Sigh.
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At least we don’t have to watch Barkley at home v Chelsea.
I bet Chelsea wish they'd allowed it.
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Barkley looks a troubled man
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If Grealish can run at all get him on for Traore pronto. We have been lousy this half.
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Sky news have just interrupted their coverage on Gaza to show Liverpool bus bravely arriving at TTotD.
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I miss watching the Liverpool coach.
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well if it ends 0 0 . Emi will be happy....
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I remember Wesley scoring against these from a Jota Sid-like pass. Sigh.
What a night that was, non?
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Anwar and Traore passengers in this half
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Everything we do in their box has been half hearted and at half speed.
Ollie would have made hay tonight.
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Jack looks to having some bother taking off his jogging bottoms
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Super Jack on for Plastic.
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Barkley looks a troubled man
He looks close to tears. I still think there's a very good footballer in there somewhere but he needs to get back that confidence he showed early on.
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Ref asking Jack if he’s ok ?
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Come on Jacky Boy. It's good to have you back, son.
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Grealish yet to touch the ball. Shite.
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I reckon there will be more action in this last 20 than the rest of the game.
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So Hinchcliffe thinks that was handball by Davis but Greenwood's volley ball block wasn't eh. Ridiculous
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And he's back!
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The game changes now, Everton have something to think about
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Honestly, he's just such a hugely different class.
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Fully loaded!!
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Within 2 minutes of coming on Jack does more than Barkley, Traore and El Ghazi combined in 70 minutes.
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How long before the first lunging tackle on him?
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I have fucking missed him.
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Jack has done more in 2 minutes than Barkley has in 4 months.
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Everton panic and realise Coleman was going to get skinned
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Good plan. Kick it out for a goal kick, might be more dangerous than a corner.
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Barkley looks a troubled man
He looks close to tears. I still think there's a very good footballer in there somewhere but he needs to get back that confidence he showed early on.
I feel sorry for him in a way I never did for that waster Stephen Ireland. I really hope he manages to make something of his career.
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We really are just meh! Season over bang average team.
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I have fucking missed him.
It’s like an ache, isn’t it.
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How long before the first lunging tackle on him?
You just had to jinx it didn't you
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Barkley looks a troubled man
He looks close to tears. I still think there's a very good footballer in there somewhere but he needs to get back that confidence he showed early on.
I feel sorry for him in a way I never did for Stephen Ireland. I hope he manages to make something of his career.
Somewhere other than with us.
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Barkley looks a troubled man
He looks close to tears. I still think there's a very good footballer in there somewhere but he needs to get back that confidence he showed early on.
I feel sorry for him in a way I never did for Stephen Ireland. I hope he manages to make something of his career.
Somewhere other than with us.
Oh God yes!
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Amazing isn’t it, they were getting on top then Jack comes on and everything changed
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Can't sub Davis now can we
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Fuck off Sky.
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Fuck off Sky. Nobody cares about the Twats vs Arseholes Derby.
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Cuts to Man United warming up.
Nobody cares.
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You are fucking joking me !! interrupted the game to show players warming up at the other game
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Barkley looks a troubled man
He looks close to tears. I still think there's a very good footballer in there somewhere but he needs to get back that confidence he showed early on.
I feel sorry for him in a way I never did for that waster Stephen Ireland. I really hope he manages to make something of his career.
Sure, the criticism of him isn't based on any personal animosity. It's just that his performances on the pitch have been so underwhelming.
If he has demons then you would hope that he gets the support that he might need.
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Fuck off Sky.
Amen
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Ohhh more live pictures from the theatre of shit. JUST FUCK OFF!!
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The super league is already here Man U or Liverpool will never be relegated!
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Davis just isn’t it, is he?
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Davies really hasn't done much has he.
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atkinson u cnut
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Thank fuck I got rid of sky a few years ago.
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Sky one minute: 'The Super League would ruin great clubs like Villa and Everton!'
Sky the next minute: 'We interrupt Villa-Everton to bring you Super League players on a bus.'
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Sorry but have to say what a piss poor game this has been.
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Jack had 4 players around him, surely if we move we can find space...
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I hope Sky report when Rashford goes for his pre match piss.
I really need to know.
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Jack sucks 4 players to him ... turns around, and nobody else is with him
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Nearly time for dragon's den. F-ck off superleaguers!
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Jack had 4 players around him, surely if we move we can find space...
Move? What is that?
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Ohhh more live pictures from the theatre of shit. JUST FUCK OFF!!
It's stuff like this that makes me think that watching an illegal stream is performing a public service.
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I hope Sky report when Rashford goes for his pre match piss.
I really need to know.
I hope Sky report when Rashford goes for his pre match piss.
I really need to know.
I hope Sky report when Rashford goes for his pre match piss.
I really need to know.
You mean St Marcus pees just like the rest of us mortals?
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Phew.
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Great work again Martinez.
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Martinez the hero
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Sky one minute: 'The Super League would ruin great clubs like Villa and Everton!'
Sky the next minute: 'We interrupt Villa-Everton to bring you Super League players on a bus.'
Good point.
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thank fook for our goalie
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Wow. Gordon Banks.
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Bit silly that by Mings.
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I thought that was good night and lights out.
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Fuck off hinchcliffe. It’s a bouncing ball.
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Not a red card for me, but should probably have been booked.
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Mings little fortunate there
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Only because we know what VAR can do
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Every fucking game.
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Martinez the hero
The save and the resistance to take out Calvert-lewin in the previous attack were both top notch decisions.
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Luiz has been better defensively this game.
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Whoever puts together the highlights reel for this game won't have much to do.
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Great work Mings. Don't be injured please.
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Jack coming through this unscathed is a win even if we end up with only a point. It's been an ok performance but no teeth at all up front.
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Whoever puts together the highlights reel for this game won't have much to do.
It'll be from Old Trafford
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Is it just me or did we get to 91 minutes before a mention of the top flight's most played fixture?
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Everyone is dying
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Two players down injured. Just blow the whistle, this has been horrific.
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Fuck me both Emi and Mings down
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Surely we should cut away now to Old Trafford?
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Mings looks properly fucked
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Strange game.
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Everton defender get MOTM ?
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Is it just me or did we get to 91 minutes before a mention of the top flight's most played fixture?
Is it I didn't realise that was the case.
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Well done Mings, he's played well tonight and over recent weeks.
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Sky sweating that this games finishes in time for what the whole world is waiting for.
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Should only be about a minute left, the ball went out on 92. Guarantee they will play on for at least long enough for Everton to have two minutes against ten men.
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Sky sweating that this games finishes in time for what the whole world is waiting for.
Won't matter. If we haven't finished they'll go across anyway
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I presume the game coming up next will be interspersed by cut aways to the Villa and Everton teams showering, getting dressed and of their journeys home.
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One last free kick, hopefully be better than our corners... good work Keinan.
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well done Davis. There's a good player there.
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Thanks fuck I can now properly concentrate on where the rest of the world is.
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Mings and Martinez, selfish bastards getting injured and delaying us seeing the game of the century later.
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boring
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well done Davis. There's a good player there.
That was literally the only thing he did all game....if he's the answer I have no idea what the question is
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well done Davis. There's a good player there.
Where?
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I'm glad Jack is back.
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well done Davis. There's a good player there.
Where?
dunno