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Heroes & Villains => Match Threads & Player Ratings => Topic started by: Legion on July 16, 2020, 04:54:59 PM
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Fingers crossed and prayer mat out...
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Must win really, but I fear we won’t.
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Must win really, but I fear we won’t.
Will.
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Must win really, but I fear we won’t.
We'll win, Paul.
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This really is massive!!!
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EdDzQkeXsAUs4Xx?format=png&name=medium)
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Team line up looks as good as we could hope.
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The right line up
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EdDyvrxXgAAtppx?format=png&name=small)
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And tonight's Who's That? on the bench is.....
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Who in God's name is Kesler Hayden ?
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Kaine Hayden?
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today is the day Davis comes off the bench to score a late winner
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What do the youth team watchers make of Kaine Kesler?
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Right you’ve talked me round. Win Villa!
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What do the youth team watchers make of Kaine Kesler?
I think he'll give Joe Calzage a tough fight.
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I don't have a problem with that line up to be honest.
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I don't have a problem with that line up to be honest.
I do! - plenty.... however, it's as good as we can probably select. :)
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Taylor still injured
Drinkwater still on lockdown
Maybe a daft question as I have not been paying attention, is Steer injured ?
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What do the youth team watchers make of Kaine Kesler?
I think he'll give Joe Calzage a tough fight.
He does look a bit of a unit.
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Never heard of the new name. Anyway, Sweet Caroline has just finished playing in the in-laws garden and Aston-Lee is in his Villa kit.
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Presumably he's a defender given the bench is top heavy.
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Wish we had better options up front as Davis is goal shy, just win Villa please.
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C'mon Everton, please be the sh*ttiest you can be today and I will be eternally grateful.
Prayer over.
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Kaine Kesler - a 17-yr old right back.
Why is he on the list as Kesler Hayden? - okay Kaine Kesler Hayden, adding to the current trend for double-barrelled surnames.
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Where's the orange dot?
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Can’t believe that you fickle part timers have never heard of Kessler Hayden 😀
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Should I be this bloody nervous for a league game?
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I do hope everyone has done the same things leading up to this as they did for the Palace game.
Same clothes, pants, the lot!
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Great to see Keyser Söze on the bench
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he was a striker.
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I do hope everyone has done the same things leading up to this as they did for the Palace game.
Same clothes, pants, the lot!
Same pants since Sunday. Yuk.
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I do hope everyone has done the same things leading up to this as they did for the Palace game.
Same clothes, pants, the lot!
LOL, I am wearing the very same clothes and, better still, haven't washed them either (not smelling the best tbh).
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I do hope everyone has done the same things leading up to this as they did for the Palace game.
Same clothes, pants, the lot!
Same pants since Sunday. Yuk.
I think you’re allowed to wash them 😂
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I do hope everyone has done the same things leading up to this as they did for the Palace game.
Same clothes, pants, the lot!
Same pants since Sunday. Yuk.
I think you’re allowed to wash them 😂
You know what they say, dirty pants, clean botty.
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I do hope everyone has done the same things leading up to this as they did for the Palace game.
Same clothes, pants, the lot!
Just shaved again!
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Please Villa.
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Claret shorts. We're fucked.
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I hate the claret shorts
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Claret shorts. We're fucked.
Hadn't noticed til you said it. Oddly comforting to know it's a foregone conclusion...!
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Wasn't Samatta quite promising before lockdown? What has happened?
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Lads, Elmo does the crossing, remember.
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Too loose. Poor from McGinn strolling back.
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Very open game ... not sure whether that's good or bad for us!
Trez needs to get those crosses in better.
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Got lucky there, for once.
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Everton look very 'up' for it.
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Fucking Hell.
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FFS Trez
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Excellent from Grealish. Trez, not so much.
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Trez...awful
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We’ve started like first half Vs palace villa, not second half villa.
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Let's badger Trezeguet... helped last time
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Back to the Trez we really know!!
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Samatta good header but no where near the target
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Trez is so weak ...
and Samatta needs to work the keeper there.
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Natural header
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Too fucking loose. Too easy for these to move the game on and put balls in.
Weather this reaponse Villa.
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We are so much better with Elmo crossing it. I think Samatta will get on the end of one today. Also Jack floating wherever he wants is much better than stuck out on the left
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We can't afford to miss chances like that.
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Everton bringing on 18 year old to play in defence, Holgate injured.
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Trez is the proverbial headless chicken.
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So far, looks like a contest between Trez and Samatta as to who’s won tonight’s golden ticket to play for Villa
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Everton bringing on 18 year old to play in defence, Holgate injured.
Get Davis on to work him over!
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It looks like samatta’s timing more than his technique. He seems to go too early and get himself under these crosses.
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Fucking hell Trezeguet.
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Douglas Luiz superb. Trez wasteful
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Trez now 3 times in good positions fucked it up
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Trezeguet, dear oh dear.
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Trez seems to be playing in a different game to his team-mates.
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Trez seems to be playing in a different game to his team-mates.
Ludo ?
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Worth a pop, Conor.
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Luiz has been superb in the first quarter, McGinn looking more like his normal self.
We need Samatta and Trez to offer more.
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Exhausting watching this!
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What a waste shooting from there.
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Trez seems to be playing in a different game to his team-mates.
Ludo ?
No, football; just not in this game!
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Trezeguet is poor at the stuff he's supposed to be in the team to do.
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We look decent until the final third. Same as it ever was.
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Trez and Hourihane letting us down
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Trezeguet and SJM back to current form. We need good games from them.
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Luiz has been superb in the first quarter, McGinn looking more like his normal self.
We need Samatta and Trez to offer more.
Agreed - as Cahill just said, get on the front foot.
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Trez out of the penthouse into the more familiar surrounds of the shitehouse
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Trezeguet is shit and has zero chance of making an impact, let alone scoring a hattrick, in this game.
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When we attack, putting balls into the box, there are acres of space between the penalty spot and the half way line without a Villa player in sight. If we're going to score we need to get players forward.
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Lovely ball in Luiz.
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Trezeguet is shit and has zero chance of making an impact, let alone scoring a hattrick, in this game.
We all know what you're at... and wholly encourage it!
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Pressing really well after quarter time
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Trezeguet is shit and has zero chance of making an impact, let alone scoring a hattrick, in this game.
Good effort. I concur
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Better
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Luiz and Jack are genuinely top notch players. Players we should be building around. Everyone else is squad level or worse.
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27.30 here now behind or ahead
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Hourihanes crossing has been shite
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Fuck me Ally
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Luiz is a lutador!
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Samatta that wasn’t very good.
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Such a dearth of quality from our front players.
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Ally Dyer Samatta.
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Samatta dear me
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Samatta is as powder-puff as Trez!
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Samatta has to do much fucking better holding that ball up.
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As I said on Sunday, Trezeguet is a fucking waste of a shirt
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Luiz is some player now.
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You fucking bell end Trez.
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Trez and Samtta not with it.
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Samatta really is poor.
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Samatta has been woeful so far. Shame as the other 9 outfield players are doing o.k. This game is here for the taking.
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Better Ally
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Sematta not strong enough, he is being bullied off the ball too easily
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Every single move breaks down with Samatta
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Isn't this fixture the world's most played 0-0??
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Such a dreadful lack of quality when we get in good positions.
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Oh for 10 Luiz's!
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Just fucking score Villa
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I dream of our CF being in the 6 yard box and someone/anyone in claret and blue getting some shots on target.
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Sematta not strong enough, he is being bullied off the ball too easily
The last one he did well
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Everything falls apart when samatta touches the ball
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Luiz and Elmo have been excellent.
Trezeguet can fuck off.
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Luiz is becoming a favourite.
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Every single move breaks down with Samatta
He’s just not a holding CF. Oh for an their prime Benteke or Carew right now.
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Trez boggles the mind... he has no football brain (nor skill, nor effort)
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Samatta about as much use as a chocolate fireguard.
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Samatta fucking awful
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John McGinnsters..
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No support for the attacks. It's Samatta against 5 Everton players.
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Goal coming up.
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Samatta seems to be playing in slow motion, by the time he works out what to do the defence have blocked things off or already won the ball from him.
On the other hand Trez seems to be more interested in what he's doing next than concentrating on his touch/pass/etc.
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Shit first corner; come on!!
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Perhaps not.
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Fucking hell we are such wasters.
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Grealish wants 10 mins when the ball comes towards him....got to be snappier.
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Why does Grealish suddenly think he has twenty minutes to get rid of the ball? I blame Sounness.
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Two shit corners then lose possession on the third one.
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5 to 1 wheres any support for samatta?
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3 points for the taking here. We've just got to take them.
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come on Villa......Please
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Samatta's very light-weight.
Trezuguet keeps losing the ball in good positions.
Otherwise, pretty average.
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We’re so wasteful.
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Best defender - Luiz
Best holding midfielder - Luiz
Best attacking midfielder - Luiz
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5 to 1 wheres any support for samatta?
Nah mate, it's twenty to seven. And I was cheering him on.
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I’ll say this for trezeguet, he does run around a lot.
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Do we not have PWS online? 🤯
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I’ll say this for trezeguet, he does run around a lot.
Yep, as I said, the proverbial headless chicken.
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I’ll say this for trezeguet, he does run around a lot.
Alas, aimlessly.
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would be good if McGinn decided to show up soon
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That's twice we've got lucky, in the same match!
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Dropping back too much.
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would be good if McGinn decided to show up soon
Even better if he brought Jack with him.
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would be good if McGinn decided to show up soon
Way off the pace and his head looks to be elsewhere too which is worrying.
Mind you, Grealish has looked similar.
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How did we end up buying Wes and Samatta?
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Luiz defends holds builds and shoots. Such a class above the rest
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Fucking Trezeguet loses it again. Get that fucker off now.
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Blimey, I thought McGinn was showing signs of improvement. He’s been far more mobile tonight.
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Grealish looks broken. Can’t even run at players at the moment. He’s not doing much to prove sourness wrong is he.
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Blimey, I thought McGinn was showing signs of improvement. He’s been far more mobile tonight.
Agreed.
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Bernard booked. About as blatant as you'll get.
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This would be a good time to score, Villa.
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Good time to score now.
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He's barely been on the ball.
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Trezeguet has used up his goals for the season in one game.
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Our deliveries have been shit
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Is Trezeguet an extra defender for them?
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How did we end up buying Wes and Samatta?
Think that should be why.
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Derp.
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We've been okay. These look beatable. Imagine they'll be thinking the same about us, mind.
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Not much between these teams on this showing. We are far too easy to get balls in the box against (same as all season and the one before actually) but have some quality players in Jack and increasingly Luiz. We just need to step up second half and believe we can win here. Draw is no good.
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Not too bad just need more conviction....and Trez and Sematta to be much better players
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Opportunity to take Samatta off and replace him with Davis who can at least hold the ball up.
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We’ve been far the better team. No cutting edge at all. I’d take Trez off and get Davis on. Play Samatta outside him on the right. That or bring on Freddie and replace Trez with Elmo
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McGinn has been deployed out wide left, presumably to keep Coleman honest.
Grealish does look pretty out of it.
We look decent until Trez and Samatta get involved. I'd be inclined to get AEG on and possibly Davis as well at alf-time.
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I think I'd take McGinn off and get Davis on. Bit more presence up top. The game is passing McGinn by.
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don’t know what game some of you are watching
we’ve done ok looked good at times and played some decent football
Samata and Trez are the massive weak links so far everyone else is doing good
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I just struggle to see us scoring. Fucking come on Villa.
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Opportunity to take Samatta off and replace him with Davis who can at least hold the ball up.
We must do this
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Reminds me of those games early in the season where I thought win or lose we’re holding our own against decent PL teams, we’ll be ok. Ha.
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We’ve been far the better team. No cutting edge at all. I’d take Trez off and get Davis on. Play Samatta outside him on the right. That or bring on Freddie and replace Trez with Elmo
Far better is stretch. Not much in it
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I thought it was Panda, eats, shoots and leaves
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Opportunity to take Samatta off and replace him with Davis who can at least hold the ball up.
We must do this
I don't see what either do with regards of end product
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I think we’ve been decent. World beating? No. But decent.
Smatta and Trez very poor which is costing us in final 3rd.
Luiz looking a class act.
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Trez and Samatta off for AEG and Davis.
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Davis has to come on. Samatta has had a shocker and it’s making it hard for our other attackers to get up the pitch.
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Might as well put Indy on
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I thought we did quite well and with a striker would perhaps even be in front.
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We’ve been in some really decent positions, but that quality in the final third is just non existent.
I’m dreading them getting the first goal now, I think it would be game over.
Have to say, once again, Luiz is head and shoulders above the rest.
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don’t know what game some of you are watching
we’ve done ok looked good at times and played some decent football
Samata and Trez are the massive weak links so far everyone else is doing good
This, with bloody great bells on. AEG & Davis need to come on.
I really wish another player had got those two goals against Palace. Trezeguet is so lightweight, and not a little terrible.
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Decent, but a point in this is no use at all. Win at all costs Villa.
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He will make no subs at half time we know this because its one of Smiths big weaknesses
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Bit loose in the first 15, still too easy to get balls into our box, but we've wrestled a bit of control and look the better side.
Touch more quality needed from Trez and Samatta, but Grealish and Dougie combining well. Hourihane doing OK and McGinn slowly getting a bit more involved.
Have to be mindful of the counter attack and the quick diagonal they're looking for.
First goal will be huge, let's make sure its us who gets it.
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I'd leave Samatta and Trez on. I'd get the ball out wide to Elmo and Targett and keep hitting early balls into the box - throw Davis on for McGinn and that's more in the box.
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I’m guessing his subs will be Davis for Samatta and El Ghazi for Trez on 70 mins.
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One of their biggest critics, but I don’t think we’ve been that bad. Ally’s showing for the ball a lot more, just feel he needs a goal. McGinn drifting in and out (but a little better than recent times), Luiz immense as per usual, Mings/Konsa okay but a bit exposed from the wings.
Everton are there for the taking. Need something inspirational from one of them (and/or Dean!) or we deserve to go down.
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I’m guessing his subs will be Davis for Samatta and El Ghazi for Trez on 70 mins.
Or after they’ve scored.
Reactive not proactive.
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don’t know what game some of you are watching
we’ve done ok looked good at times and played some decent football
Samata and Trez are the massive weak links so far everyone else is doing good
That's the way I see it too. Luiz has been excellent , Elmo and Jack very good, most have been solid with the exception of the two you have mentioned. Trez is particular. Hourihanes set pieces a disappointment but he has been fine from general play. Evertons midfield is dreadful, if Jack keeps getting past them he will draw a penalty.
Davis and AEG the obvious likely subs to come in. Three points very much for the taking here.
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I’m guessing his subs will be Davis for Samatta and El Ghazi for Trez on 70 mins.
65-67mins 😉
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So far so good, knife edge, just feel Jack has got something vital, he's really going to make happen, next 45 Jack, save Villa.
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I'd rather keep Samatta on for now and try him alongside Davis if we are level or behind with half an hour to go.
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Got to be Samatta’s worst performance. Not only does he not look like a striker he doesn’t even resemble a footballer. Needs to be subbed at HT but we all know he won’t be. Another reason why we’re in this position.
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I would hook Samatta for El Ghazi and play him up top.
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I'd leave Samatta and Trez on. I'd get the ball out wide to Elmo and Targett and keep hitting early balls into the box - throw Davis on for McGinn and that's more in the box.
Neither Trez nor Samatta will score today, they just won't.
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Looking forward to Smith making a proactive changes. Not his style but he's got no choice now.
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Again, we look organised and we’re containing them perfectly well. But don’t they realise we need a win?? We’re not exactly the nick a goal scrape a win type of team, why are we trying to get results that way?
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As shit as Samatta has been, its probably the most involved he has been in a game since he joined.
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Davis will be no more likely to score than he has been all season. If we bring him on it has to be alongside Samatta not instead of.
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One of their biggest critics, but I don’t think we’ve been that bad. Ally’s showing for the ball a lot more, just feel he needs a goal. McGinn drifting in and out (but a little better than recent times), Luiz immense as per usual, Mings/Konsa okay but a bit exposed from the wings.
Everton are there for the taking. Need something inspirational from one of them (and/or Dean!) or we deserve to go down.
Pretty much sums it up. Trez deserves to stay in the side after Sunday but been played in 2 or 3 times and hasn’t really got the nous to beat a player. Samatta a bit similar but as another poster said, needs a goal for confidence. Simply got to come out of the traps, could feel Everton’s confidence draining as it went, but as has been said 1st goals everything
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Grealish looks broken. Can’t even run at players at the moment. He’s not doing much to prove sourness wrong is he.
Very harsh, seems to lack confidence in his shooting but once he turns with the ball Everton can't catch him. Unlucky with one shot and very good run nearly drew a penalty. That's the area of the pitch we need him.
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I'd leave Samatta and Trez on. I'd get the ball out wide to Elmo and Targett and keep hitting early balls into the box - throw Davis on for McGinn and that's more in the box.
Neither Trez nor Samatta will score today, they just won't.
More chance of me being described as skinny.
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Fucking pub. 4 Leeds fans watching their game. Fair enough.
I ask to switch to the second half of Villa but some Leicester ****** has already asked for that game.
Never seen him in my life. Been a local here 20 years.
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Trez or samatta off before Everton score please.
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Don’t get the clamour for Davis. He’s not gonna score in a month of Sunday’s. Keep Ally on and get him into some sort of goal scoring form I say - way more mobile.
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Controlling it.We'll win.
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Quick glimpse of players coming out for second half doesn’t look like any changes.
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I'd leave Samatta and Trez on. I'd get the ball out wide to Elmo and Targett and keep hitting early balls into the box - throw Davis on for McGinn and that's more in the box.
Neither Trez nor Samatta will score today, they just won't.
we'll see....
I'm sure you're right :D
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No subs for either side
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He will make no subs at half time we know this because its one of Smiths big weaknesses
How did you know?
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Don’t get the clamour for Davis. He’s not gonna score in a month of Sunday’s. Keep Ally on and get him into some sort of goal scoring form I say - way more mobile.
He wouldn't be there to score. He'd be there to hold the ball up for someone who can, rather than send a non-shot trickling out for a goal kick.
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Grealish looks broken. Can’t even run at players at the moment. He’s not doing much to prove sourness wrong is he.
Very harsh, seems to lack confidence in his shooting but once he turns with the ball Everton can't catch him. Unlucky with one shot and very good run nearly drew a penalty. That's the area of the pitch we need him.
Jack is fuelled by the crowd, hate, love he doesn't care, he takes his strength from it. This type of scenario just doesn't suit him. I think he has been way too central in the first half though, and needs to drift left to get the ball in areas that will hurt them.
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Got to score, Jack.
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Jack we need you to perform.
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fck jack - got to be hitting the target
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Does anyone else feel that the responsibilities of captain are shacking JG a bit? Never been keen on flair players being captain, remember Thierry Henry's game suffering for it
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Yeah it probably is harsh. He just doesn't seem to have that confidence to go past players at the moment.
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What a waste!
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Don’t get the clamour for Davis. He’s not gonna score in a month of Sunday’s. Keep Ally on and get him into some sort of goal scoring form I say - way more mobile.
He wouldn't be there to score. He'd be there to hold the ball up for someone who can, rather than send a non-shot trickling out for a goal kick.
TBF Davis has to be in the right mood. Some games you watch him and he is brilliant, bullies players, looks a real handful, a week later hes falling over, can't trap a bag of cement and looks like a competition winner from the crowd.
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The problem isn’t Grealish
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Get that ****** Trezeguet off NOW
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All Villa, this half. Just fucking score a fucking goal fucking... please. 😔
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Trez you have no football brain whatsoever...
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Samatta? Well, we don't play well
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Depressing thing here is that much like the Newcastle and Sheffield United games, we are miles the better team, but not good enough in the final 3rd to score the goals we need to win the game.
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trez is useless
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GET TREZ OFF.
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FFS!
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He's fucking shit. Promising position comes to fuck all again.
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Trez runs it out again when in a good crossing position.
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FFS!
Please don't post just that. I read it as goal to them
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Samatta is fucking shit, it’s like playing with 9 men.
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Samatta is fucking shit, it’s like playing with 9 men.
Not always we agree, but here we do
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Samatta not interested
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Any chance of some subs, like
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Samatta showing his striking instincts again.
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Get that c*** Trezeguet off NOW
He's certainly not having one his best game.
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Two weak links.
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The importance of this game has been explained to them?
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Perhaps Trezeguet thinks Everton are suspect from goal kicks? 🤔
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It's just too easy to get that cross in. We will need 2 to win this game
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Everton have an extra defender.
Trezeguet is taking the sting out of every villa attack.
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El Ghazi on for Trez or Samatta please.
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FFS!
Please don't post just that. I read it as goal to them
Soz, it was another waste of a shot by Jack. Don't worry though I'm a few minutes behind.
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samatta pressed the gk
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GET TREZ OFF.
Take Samatta with him
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I'd be tempted to get Guilbo on and have Elmo further forward. He is our only good crosser.
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Just get him off, he’s a liability
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FFS!
Please don't post just that. I read it as goal to them
Soz, it was another waste of a shot by Jack. Don't worry though I'm a few minutes behind.
No probs! I just panicking and refreshing live score (used to have PWS ahead of all)
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He ha to make the change now. We have 40 mins to score.
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What the fucking fuck was that Mings?
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Trezuguet really isn’t very good at anything much.
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We’ve shaded it but if you had to guess which team was fighting for survival it wouldn’t be that easy.
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Changes needed NOW.
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That Bernard looks like he'd ask you for a quid for his bus fare.
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Can only think Dean had been ordered to play Trez.
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Another yellow for them, Digne.
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Dean rooted and indecisive, again. He never learns.
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Dean rooted and indecisive, again. He never learns.
Yep
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Get Samatta off. Davis can at least hold it up.
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Aston Villa nil isn’t going to cut it
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That Bernard looks like he'd ask you for a quid for his bus fare.
Ha, just said exactly that to my nephew!
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That pass out from Mings then was nothing short of crazy, Trez is all at sea and Samatta gone home early, this is where Smith needs to earn his corn he needs to make something happen
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Rare mistake Luiz
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Dean rooted and indecisive, again. He never learns.
35 minutes to save his job.
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A scorchio would be nice.
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We’ll probably concede a soft goal and that’ll be the game.
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He's going to wait till we go a goal down, isn't he?
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A scorchio would be nice.
Is he online?
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Smith does know he can do 5 subs doesn’t he?
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That Bernard looks like he'd ask you for a quid for his bus fare.
Ha, just said exactly that to my nephew!
Surprised he hasn't got a fag behind his ear!
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One of those games where a draw will feel like a defeat
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Make some changes!
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We’re not scoring here.
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Which change is most important? 17 or 20?
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McGinn looks better.
Theo Wheelchair coming on for Everton.
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Ally Samatta one of the top scorers in Belgium has been well and truly neutered in an Aston Villa kit. No goals in something like 700 minutes. We don’t have kill careers.
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Trez moved to the left. Elmo immediately puts in a great cross from the right
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5 subs available. Do we know this?
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Play on, you twat!
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Wanker ref. Play the advantage. Samatta received the ball wide open.
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Could it be that Smith doesn't appreciate the higher pace of the game at the top level, meaning players get tired sooner? Just struggling to understand why he doesn't do subs until we're losing.
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Why the fuck hasn't the ref played advantage there
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Two subs for Everton.
This normally doesn’t bode well.
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Get some fucking subs on you plank!
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And its Everton first to make changes.
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Aston Villa nil is making an unwelcome return.
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No shots on target for either team yet
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Wallcot to score for the betting man
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Surely El Ghazi for Trezeguet has to happen now?
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AEG and KD coming on, Trez and Samatta off
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Luiz had 2 options and picked the hardest, wrong one.
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Same old, same old, isn't it?
Come on Villa!
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5 subs available. Do we know this?
Well it seems that Everton do
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Fucking Walcott. One of our 1,367 bogey players. I've got a bad feeling about this.
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I’m guessing his subs will be Davis for Samatta and El Ghazi for Trez on 70 mins.
Nailed on - blimey 7 minutes early!
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Shock horror re the changes.
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Score a goal Davis.
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Well he's made the changes being asked for...
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No support for our attack. We're going to need a penalty to score. Maybe that's Smith's big plan.
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AEG and KD coming on, Trez and Samatta off
DG
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Villa have to force this, what the **** is wrong with Smith, you can see Everton are absolutely there for the taking.
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There's so much that' annoying I don't know where to start.
Get Trez off, and El Ghazi on.
And Grealish - he might as well be next.
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Score a goal Davis.
Stand up comedy gold.
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ok from 9 to 11 players now please?
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Get some fucking subs on you plank!
He stands there so fucking gormless. No idea what to do to tactical change it. We will lose 1-0 and he will say how great we were.
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Out with a whimper
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There's so much that' annoying I don't know where to start.
Get Trez off, and El Ghazi on.
And Grealish - he might as well be next.
Already done
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Smith makes the changes. He must have a direct feed to H&V
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Wanker ref has done it again.
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Wtf is wrong with Anthony Taylor
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Just not good enough.
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No shots on target from either side. Very poor.
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Come on Villa
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AEG and KD coming on, Trez and Samatta off
DG
Now what are you wittering on about?
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Looking much better already after the subs
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It’s so bloody frustrating.
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Hourihane has been useless all game, with ball in play and from dead ball scenarios.
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We've done ok. Just no cutting edge and not enough quality up front.
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AEG and KD coming on, Trez and Samatta off
DG
Now what are you wittering on about?
Yeay you are online! Was worried. Can't see us score if you are not online.
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Smith has put on a few lockdown pounds.
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Not going to happen for us is it?
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We've done ok. Just no cutting edge and not enough quality up front.
No quality up front whatsoever. Same story all season.
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Last quarter......BIG quarter.
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Not going to happen for us is it?
Nah. Going out with a meh.
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I'm still gobsmacked we've played 95% of the season without a striker and we're still not relegated
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Score a goal Davis.
Stand up comedy gold.
At least he looks purposeful
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Not going to happen for us is it?
Nope.
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AEG and KD coming on, Trez and Samatta off
DG
Now what are you wittering on about?
It's an old Latin abbreviation - DG is Dei Gratia, "by the grace of God"
So DG, calm down - you're very high strung PWS.
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Massive now. Come on. Go for this
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Fucking hell targett. What ducking wank cross.
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Elmo booked. Everton playing unsportingly used pace against him.
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Targett.. Awful cross
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Massive now. Come on. Go for this
Alright, I’ve had a few biscuits.
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there opened a seasonal beer(s) to either celebrate a win or drown relegation.
Cheers fellow masochist
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AEG and KD coming on, Trez and Samatta off
DG
Now what are you wittering on about?
It's an old Latin abbreviation - DG is Dei Gratia, "by the grace of God"
So DG, calm down - you're very high strung PWS.
Talkus bollockimus.
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SCORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRCHHIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Targett. Did anyone every have a less appropriate name.
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Scooorrrrchhhiiioooooo!
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AEG and KD coming on, Trez and Samatta off
DG
Now what are you wittering on about?
It's an old Latin abbreviation - DG is Dei Gratia, "by the grace of God"
So DG, calm down - you're very high strung PWS.
Talkus bollockimus.
1-0, DG.
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Var?
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SCORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRCHHIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I love you! And my beet
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Get in!
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YAY! Just as I amended the thread title too!
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Fucking yesssss
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Who? What? I’m watching Louis Theroux
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You have to say this, we'll never get a freer meal ticket than this tonight, Everton have just not turned up, completely uninterested.
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Yesss
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get in!!!!!!!!!!!
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YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Yessddxxxxxxxxxxxxxssz
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Come on me babbies! Was scared to post goal in case it got VARd.
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Konsaaaaaa!!! Great delivery from Conor
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First really good set piece we've put in and it gets the goal, now lets add another.
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Get in!
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He got his goal
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Fuck sake. That’s the third time the ref has taken away an advantage for us.
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Come on!!!!
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Everton are going to turn into 1970s Brazil for the next 20 minutes aren’t they?
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Now let’s carry on being toothless and boring for 20 mind
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Yes get the fuck in. Now win please.
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Not going to happen for us is it?
Love being wrong. Wish it would happen more often concerning Aston Villa.
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Next 20 minutes will be torture but hey I'll take it!!
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Yeeeeeeeeeesssssss
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Hourihane has been useless all game, with ball in play and from dead ball scenarios.
Come again?
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Glad for Konsa as well, I think he's played really well today.
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We've done ok. Just no cutting edge and not enough quality up front.
Yeah, we've been alright. Oh, what I'd give for a nine goal a season striker!
But who needs one?!! Fookin have that!!
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keep the ball now, no messing about! This is going to feel like 40 mins to go.
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Fuck sake. That’s the third time the ref has taken away an advantage for us.
This time he had to - head injury
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Bloody great delivery from Conor
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As it happened, that looked all the world like handball.
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Everton are going to turn into 1970s Brazil for the next 20 minutes aren’t they?
No.
(Yes.)
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Please win, just please. Get a second.
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So much better up top with Davis
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We had to do that, we needed to force that ball right into the back of the net, we need another and quick.
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Everton are going to turn into 1970s Brazil for the next 20 minutes aren’t they?
No.
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Fucking WOOT.
Now don't concede, you bastards.
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As it happened, that looked all the world like handball.
Same thought... but was good
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Hopefully if West Ham can win tomorrow night the final day will be like this for us.
Really think 36 points will be enough so vital we stay solid. Would put Nakamba on just as the extra body in midfield.
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Finally a great cross from Conor. Amazing what superb deliveries can result in. When we had Ash or Fat Baz it just always have us a chance
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Targett. Did anyone every have a less appropriate name.
Dennis Wise
Trezeguet (our one)
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Hourihane has been useless all game, with ball in play and from dead ball scenarios.
Come again?
Only took Conor 10 attempts to provide something that could be connected with, so I was right until the goal Mark :)
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seasonal beer didn't even get tasted before the goal! This is a good beer
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Do not fucking sit back Villa
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I'm bursting for a piss.
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Still say we'll need 2 to win
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seasonal beer didn't even get tasted before the goal! This is a good beer
Cheers mate, enjoy
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Don’t think I can watch the last 15 mins.
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Chance missed
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How the fuck did he miss that
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I'm bursting for a piss.
You can't go now, hold it in..........That'll make it even worse.....evil.
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seasonal beer didn't even get tasted before the goal! This is a good beer
Open another two, quick!
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What a fucking ******
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seasonal beer didn't even get tasted before the goal! This is a good beer
Cheers mate, enjoy
Thanks ! Needed... not for faint hearted
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HOW THE FUCK DID AEG MISS?
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How has he not scored that?!
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Fucking Hell that was an absolute sitter. Be so much happier if it was two-nil.
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seasonal beer didn't even get tasted before the goal! This is a good beer
Open another two, quick!
Yes sir
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How has AEG not scored that...
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Dare I say it but Trez would’ve scored that.
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Oh you fucking twat. Twat.
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Bottled it
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JFC. Awful.
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That’s an astonishing miss. It’s game over if he scores.
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eag was a wimp
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Impossible
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Davis awesome.
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Miss of the season that - easier to score.
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Targett. Did anyone every have a less appropriate name.
Dennis Wise
Trezeguet (our one)
Drinkwater, apparently.
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Aeg and trezeguet, such a flaky pair.
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that was the one to win it
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eag was a wimp
Totally shat out.
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Hope that dosen't haunt us.
Draw is 9/2 btw.
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Going to open another seasonal beer even the other not finished
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Hourihane has been useless all game, with ball in play and from dead ball scenarios.
Come again?
Only took Conor 10 attempts to provide something that could be connected with, so I was right until the goal Mark :)
Only because Superstar Jack Worth £100m Grealish insisted on taking them. I know you don't like but really..
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He looked shit scared of the goalkeeper. If he’d have kept his eye on the ball he would have scored
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Hourihane has been useless all game, with ball in play and from dead ball scenarios.
Come again?
Only took Conor 10 attempts to provide something that could be connected with, so I was right until the goal Mark :)
Only because Superstar Jack Worth £100m Grealish insisted on taking them. I know you don't like but really..
Eh?
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change if mind, emptied the first, now second is opened
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Miss of the season that - easier to score.
Ha! It was a real shocker.
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Opened and poured
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We mustn't invite Everton onto us, sit deep, crazy to do that now.
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change if mind, emptied the first, now second is opened
Good man.
Whiskey o'clock here.
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change if mind, emptied the first, now second is opened
Good man.
Whiskey o'clock here.
Cheers! What's the type
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It’s fucking hot in here.
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Everton close
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I have a 13 year old cask strength Ledaig here that's making eyes at me.
If we win, I'm cracking that bad boy open.
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What a miss. I can't believe it.
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Huge warning there, Calvert Lewin misses a sitter.
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change if mind, emptied the first, now second is opened
Good man.
Whiskey o'clock here.
Cheers! What's the type
Glenfiddich 15 - distillery edition. Very tasty
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Jesus....
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How many players tried to let them score then ?
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Was mildly concerned then, I'll be honest.
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How's he missed. Almost as bad as AEG's!
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Bullet dodged
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Crickey - feeling rather queasy all of a sudden
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Was mildly concerned then, I'll be honest.
My pants might not be the cleanest after this.
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What are we doing now ffs, we haven't won this yet
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Looking very tired.
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Got to put another midfielder on, earth calling Dean Smith....
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I thought that was in. Come on Villa.
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1-1
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Fucking hell
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FFS. 1-1.
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Don't worry! Pws has it covered!
So to all fellow hurting fans! Cheers. Keep your choices coming... sound tasty
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Fucking hell.
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FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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Noooo
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Fuck sake. There it goes. Cunting fuck.
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We’re down.
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Game over
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Of course it was Walcott the prick
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Fucking useless.
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Over... i give up
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Targett you're fucking useless. Twat.
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Reina man
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Oh well, yet again unable to see out a game.
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I've said it countless times but until Dean Smith learns how to game management this is why he isn't good to be prem manager yet.
We've got 3 subs left ffs. Make them, waste more time and break up the Everton momentum they had in last few minutes with the chance before the 1-1. Tell Reina to take half an hour taking goal kicks, anything.
Costing us points yet again and we've pretty much run out of games now.
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We had sat back for the last 5 mins. Luiz particularly looking tired.
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What the fuck is Smith laughing about?
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Were looking pretty comfortable until about five minutes ago. The usual lack of confidence to see a game out.
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What’s that fuck Dean Smith laughing at?
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4 mins added time
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The 6'5'' Walcott scores from a header. Fuck' s sake.
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This is classic how we fail to win a game. We’re toast.
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Miss chances like that el Ghazi one and this happens. That miss was criminal
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Fuck off and never play for us again el ghazi you absolute limp wristed bottler.
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Shit, Grealish.
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Were looking pretty comfortable until about five minutes ago. The usual lack of confidence to see a game out.
Game management more than confidence.
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El Ghazi miss pretty much relegated us then.
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Oh well. Time to put the tea on.
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Bollocks.
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Another scorchio, please.
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Now we start attacking, everybody knew Everton would respond to going 1-0 down, they are competitive after all, its up to Smith to drive the players forward and look for the 2nd goal, we didn't so we could have earned relegation and that kind of dithering has lost us the Premiership all season long
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Keinan is a wimp! Ffs
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Seconds after that yellow, cowardly wanker AEG bottled his attempt from a yard out they fucking kill off our season.
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We’ve gone full circle. Smith has regressed. Good riddance 19-20
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That's us gone
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Grealish just running into dead ends and gets marked out of the game.
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19 points dropped from winning positions this season. Piss poor.
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El Ghazi miss pretty much relegated us then.
Cowardice
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Now we start attacking, everybody knew Everton would respond to going 1-0 down, they are competitive after all, its up to Smith to drive the players forward and look for the 2nd goal, we didn't so it and we could have earned relegation and that kind of dithering has lost us the Premiership all season long
We looked for the second goal, created the perfect opportunity, and he fucking spoons it the twat.
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Since the miss, we have barely strung 2 passes together.
That miss has killed us.
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I blame Smith, we needed to make a sub or 2 to slow the game and get some fresh legs in midfield but he's just too passive.
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Next trip will be in championship... through thick and thin
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Ironic isn’t it? AEG scored one of the two goals in the playoff final that got us up. And it will be his absolute sitter that will secure our relegation.
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FT
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FT 1-1.
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Fucking wank. Bye Smith, you won’t be missed.
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Poop. Lots of players to be sold this summer. They have no bottle. Get as much as we can for Grealish.
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pish