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Heroes & Villains => Match Threads & Player Ratings => Topic started by: Legion on March 14, 2020, 04:54:02 PM

Title: Aston Villa vs Chelsea Virtual Match Thread
Post by: Legion on March 14, 2020, 04:54:02 PM: Smith goes with:

Reina
Mings
Konsa
Targett
Engels
Taylor
Grealish
El Ghazi
McGinn
Hourihane
Samatta

Nyland
Elmohamady
Trezeguet
Davis
Luiz
Guilbert
Nakamba
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Chelsea Virtual Match Thread
Post by: Border villan on March 14, 2020, 05:20:16 PM: That young girl on the “get the football on the circle” game did well.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Chelsea Virtual Match Thread
Post by: Cliftonville Villlain on March 14, 2020, 05:38:36 PM: Taylor ffs.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Chelsea Virtual Match Thread
Post by: Dave P on March 14, 2020, 05:41:05 PM: 10 mins in and they’ve had 46 corners and 539 shots on goal. How is this still 0-0?
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Chelsea Virtual Match Thread
Post by: Taylor on March 14, 2020, 05:41:19 PM: Hey! What did I do?
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Chelsea Virtual Match Thread
Post by: SoccerHQ on March 14, 2020, 05:43:09 PM: Jack just dribbles past the whole Chelsea ten outfield players on four occasions. Passes the ball to Taylor unmarked on the six yard box and centrally.

Throw in to Chelsea.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Chelsea Virtual Match Thread
Post by: Border villan on March 14, 2020, 05:44:50 PM: Get up El Ghazi, he hardly touched you!
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Chelsea Virtual Match Thread
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on March 14, 2020, 05:54:35 PM: Setting traps I see. Those rats are a real problem.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Chelsea Virtual Match Thread
Post by: Legion on March 14, 2020, 06:06:48 PM: SSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Grealish with the goal of the season.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Chelsea Virtual Match Thread
Post by: Legion on March 14, 2020, 06:07:08 PM: Oh, bollocks. VAR review.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Chelsea Virtual Match Thread
Post by: Legion on March 14, 2020, 06:07:42 PM: Disallowed for his hair being 1mm offside when the initial pass was made.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Chelsea Virtual Match Thread
Post by: Border villan on March 14, 2020, 06:12:57 PM: Jack looks despondent, could this be the last time we see him virtually in a Villa shirt at home?
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Chelsea Virtual Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on March 14, 2020, 06:16:25 PM: Didn’t make any changes at HT again. FFS
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Chelsea Virtual Match Thread
Post by: Border villan on March 14, 2020, 06:18:34 PM: Quote from: Toronto Villa on March 14, 2020, 06:16:25 PM
Didn’t make any changes at HT again. FFS
You must have lost count. Dean has already made three changes, two of them goalkeepers.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Chelsea Virtual Match Thread
Post by: Border villan on March 14, 2020, 06:28:38 PM: Teams back out for the second half, no changes.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Chelsea Virtual Match Thread
Post by: Cliftonville Villlain on March 14, 2020, 06:33:59 PM: Mings has lovely hair.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Chelsea Virtual Match Thread
Post by: SoccerHQ on March 14, 2020, 06:40:27 PM: Chelsea had 99.9% possesion since half time.

Make a sub Dean!
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Chelsea Virtual Match Thread
Post by: Richard E on March 14, 2020, 06:45:33 PM: How on earth has he given that as a penalty?!?!
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Chelsea Virtual Match Thread
Post by: Ads on March 14, 2020, 06:45:51 PM: Fuck VAR.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Chelsea Virtual Match Thread
Post by: Border villan on March 14, 2020, 06:52:01 PM: Holte End really rocking now!
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Chelsea Virtual Match Thread
Post by: Cliftonville Villlain on March 14, 2020, 06:56:03 PM: Can't think why. We really are shit, aren't we?
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Chelsea Virtual Match Thread
Post by: SoccerHQ on March 14, 2020, 07:09:18 PM: Chelsea down to 7 men now after ref sent off Billy Gilmour for being out way past his bedtime.

Will we get an equaliser?
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Chelsea Virtual Match Thread
Post by: SoccerHQ on March 14, 2020, 07:10:28 PM: 2-0 now.

Giroud taps it in with Reina having a selfie with fan in lower Trinity.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Chelsea Virtual Match Thread
Post by: colin69 on March 14, 2020, 07:11:21 PM: I’m glad I left at half time......WANKERS!!!!
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Chelsea Virtual Match Thread
Post by: Legion on March 14, 2020, 07:25:44 PM: Blimey! 3 goals in quick succession for Samatta in the 10 minutes of injury time. 2-3 Villa FT.