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Heroes & Villains => Match Threads & Player Ratings => Topic started by: PeterWithesShin on August 06, 2018, 06:45:35 PM

Title: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on August 06, 2018, 06:45:35 PM
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Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: sickbeggar on August 06, 2018, 06:46:35 PM
Dear god, that line-up looks shit.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on August 06, 2018, 06:46:44 PM
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Title: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on August 06, 2018, 06:47:18 PM
Somehow Whelan starts. Fuck me



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Any C’MON VILLA!!
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on August 06, 2018, 06:47:25 PM
Blimey that looks alarming.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: four fornicholl on August 06, 2018, 06:47:44 PM
JACK!!
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on August 06, 2018, 06:48:22 PM
Merge mine Mr. Shin. Glenn fucking Whelan.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on August 06, 2018, 06:48:43 PM
Good to see Green is being rewarded for his good form.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Richard on August 06, 2018, 06:48:59 PM
No Jedi is he off then ?

Pleased to see RHM on bench but no Green starting is just shit
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: VancouverLion on August 06, 2018, 06:49:09 PM
Green not starting, he's been on fire preseason.

looks crap that.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: cheltenhamlion on August 06, 2018, 06:49:26 PM
4-4-1-1?
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: eric woolban woolban on August 06, 2018, 06:50:07 PM
I hadn't realised Lijhaj had joined Hull.
Anyway one all draw for me.
COYL
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on August 06, 2018, 06:50:08 PM
He’s gone and picked the most predictable Steve Bruce side possible.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Leicester_Villian on August 06, 2018, 06:50:48 PM
Typical Bruce ...plays 3 5 2 most of pre season ......... so tonite its 4 4 2 so great plan ......

Why no Andre Green? Madness
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: The Man With A Stick on August 06, 2018, 06:51:02 PM
No Green?  Fucking fistface potato twat.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: andyh on August 06, 2018, 06:51:39 PM
It’s all so predictable.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: SheffieldVillain on August 06, 2018, 06:51:48 PM
Start slowly in true Bruce style until around 60 minutes when Green and RHM come on, form a devastating homegrown attacking trio with Grealish, are never out of the team again and we storm to promotion.

Or a dull 0-0 draw.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: garyshawsknee on August 06, 2018, 06:51:48 PM
Good to see Green is being rewarded for his good form.

Unbelievable isn't it ? Actually it isn't.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: CJ on August 06, 2018, 06:51:53 PM
Whelan and Taylor. Brilliant. Can't work out what shape that will be - presumably pushing Elmo up to wide right, which would be typical Bruce when Andre Green is sat there. Maybe it will be 5-2-3. Who knows.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: darren woolley on August 06, 2018, 06:51:57 PM
Come on Villa three points please.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on August 06, 2018, 06:52:18 PM
5-2-3?
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Richard on August 06, 2018, 06:52:40 PM
Looks 4 1 4 1 to me with Elmo and Albert wide - can imagine the team will look very different v Wigan
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: garyshawsknee on August 06, 2018, 06:53:51 PM
Gotta be 3 5 2 hasn't it ? Taylor and Elmo at wing back?
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: clash city rocker on August 06, 2018, 06:54:01 PM
Green is a promising youngster who has been playing well pre season and Bruce won't be impressed by that.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Loxton01 on August 06, 2018, 06:55:13 PM
How can he justify that team. Real chance to start again but back to the same old dross. RDL and green supposedly the standouts in pre season don’t get picked

Captain cautious strikes again.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: mrfuse on August 06, 2018, 06:55:39 PM
Bruce frustrates the hell out of me with his negativity.

Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Risso on August 06, 2018, 06:56:12 PM
I think I'd rather start with 10 men than have Taylor in the team.  He's like the 12th man....for the opposition.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Taylor on August 06, 2018, 06:56:27 PM
Apart from Boon, I llike that line up. Green to come on at the end, and score the winner.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: jwarry on August 06, 2018, 06:57:43 PM
Apart from Boon, I llike that line up. Green to come on at the end, and score the winner.

Exactly
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Stu on August 06, 2018, 06:58:02 PM
No Green?  Fucking fistface potato twat.

Lol. Great stuff!
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on August 06, 2018, 06:58:53 PM
Even with that team we should still beat Hull. Sticking with my 0-4 Villa win.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Risso on August 06, 2018, 06:59:54 PM
How can he justify that team. Real chance to start again but back to the same old dross. RDL and green supposedly the standouts in pre season don’t get picked

Captain cautious strikes again.

RDL isn't even on the bench, injury maybe?  Must be something like that, because Bree is almost as bad as Taylor, and why have three central midfielders on the bench?  Especially when one of them is the criminally useless Gardner.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: rogfromb6 on August 06, 2018, 07:00:29 PM
How can he justify that team. Real chance to start again but back to the same old dross. RDL and green supposedly the standouts in pre season don’t get picked

Captain cautious strikes again.

Isn’t RDL suspended for the first couple of games.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: remy on August 06, 2018, 07:00:38 PM
Match day 1st game of the season in full swing
Music Dance Optimism
Suddenly one of those record scratching sounds and everyone stops still when the stupid idiotic line up is announced

Goodbye Bruce in 7 matches time !
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: mrfuse on August 06, 2018, 07:02:05 PM
Apart from Boon, I llike that line up. Green to come on at the end, and score the winner.

Exactly

How about Start on the front foot with Green and not have to rely on someone to come off the Bench.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Risso on August 06, 2018, 07:02:07 PM
Is it 4-4-2 with Elmo on one wing and Albert on the other?  If so, a central midfield of Whelan and Hourihane looks a bit weak.  One who can't run at all, and one who can't tackle.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Smirker on August 06, 2018, 07:02:11 PM
Where's the positivity?

2-1 Villa.

FTF
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Taylor on August 06, 2018, 07:03:07 PM
Match day 1st game of the season in full swing
Music Dance Optimism
Suddenly one of those record scratching sounds and everyone stops still when the stupid idiotic line up is announced

Goodbye Bruce in 7 matches time !
That's the spirit.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Clampy on August 06, 2018, 07:03:25 PM
How can he justify that team. Real chance to start again but back to the same old dross. RDL and green supposedly the standouts in pre season don’t get picked

Captain cautious strikes again.

Isn’t RDL suspended for the first couple of games.

According to one or two people on Twitter, yes he is. He got sent off in his last game over in Belguim.

Bit of a dour line up if i'm honest. Bjarnasson for Whelan and Green for Elmo wold have made it a lot better.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: davidb on August 06, 2018, 07:03:38 PM
 Steer, Elmo, Chester, Elphick, hutton, Adomah, bjanarsson, Hourihane, green, Grealish, Kodjia

would have been what i would have gone for
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: GarTomas on August 06, 2018, 07:04:17 PM
He said that he feels like he’s starting all over again.  Well he clearly hasn’t learned anything from what has gone before.

The silver cloud for me to that lineup is he won’t be around long like this. Obviously hope I’m wrong but it’s tough as a fan right now as you always want the team to do well but the sooner the owners figure this guy out the better.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Hookeysmith on August 06, 2018, 07:06:14 PM
Unless the injury curse strikes again how the feck does he leave RDL out after the pre season he has had.

I don't consider Jedi a great loss tbh as I think Whelan is better there unless they have a big Ariel threat.

For me the shape is not important it's the positive way we should play on the front foot as they look there for the taking.

I'm sure we can guess the rest
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: sickbeggar on August 06, 2018, 07:06:30 PM
How can he justify that team. Real chance to start again but back to the same old dross. RDL and green supposedly the standouts in pre season don’t get picked

Captain cautious strikes again.

RDL isn't even on the bench, injury maybe?  Must be something like that, because Bree is almost as bad as Taylor, and why have three central midfielders on the bench?  Especially when one of them is the criminally useless Gardner.

aye, even gardner must be wondering what is going on. 7 years ago he made his debut for us and he's still here.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Risso on August 06, 2018, 07:06:39 PM
How can he justify that team. Real chance to start again but back to the same old dross. RDL and green supposedly the standouts in pre season don’t get picked

Captain cautious strikes again.

Isn’t RDL suspended for the first couple of games.

According to one or two people on Twitter, yes he is. He got sent off in his last game over in Belguim.

Bit of a dour line up if i'm honest. Bjarnasson for Whelan and Green for Elmo wold have made it a lot better.

That's what I'd have gone for Clampy.  Although with Elmo at right back, and Hutton at left back too.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Villafirst on August 06, 2018, 07:06:57 PM
Disappointing line-up. Bruce has gone too defensive, doesn't he learn after the play-off final?
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on August 06, 2018, 07:07:26 PM
Steer, Elmo, Chester, Elphick, hutton, Adomah, bjanarsson, Hourihane, green, Grealish, Kodjia

would have been what i would have gone for

Hang around, they'll be a job going soon.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Loxton01 on August 06, 2018, 07:09:14 PM
Noted on RDL

So frustrating the fans would get behind him more if he was giving the likes of green birkir more of a go. The likes of whelan Taylor didn’t do much last season there another year older? So I don’t see them improving
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Pete3206 on August 06, 2018, 07:09:38 PM
So not a ball kicked in anger and you've all made up your mind.

And who am I to argue with that shit house selection.?
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Jon Crofts on August 06, 2018, 07:10:39 PM
Steer, Elmo, Chester, Elphick, hutton, Adomah, bjanarsson, Hourihane, green, Grealish, Kodjia

would have been what i would have gone for

Hang around, they'll be a job going soon.

Soonest, sooner, fucking next week with any luck.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Steve67 on August 06, 2018, 07:12:45 PM
Hopefully the last time we see some of these players. RDL being sent off in Belgium should not transfer to the English league as far as I am aware.  No Jedinak? Fucking Whelan!!!
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: garyshawsknee on August 06, 2018, 07:13:18 PM
No disrespect to Gardner, but how has he got on the bench with two other midfielders on there.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: AsTallAsLions on August 06, 2018, 07:13:48 PM
Glenn Whelan. Glenn fucking Whelan.

When will Bruce ever learn?
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on August 06, 2018, 07:14:12 PM
"That's the Championship for you"

Fuck off Bruce.

Just getting my vocal chords in order.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on August 06, 2018, 07:15:06 PM
Well you’ve made it very difficult for yourself Bruce, you better hope we win.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: chrisw1 on August 06, 2018, 07:16:10 PM
How can he justify that team. Real chance to start again but back to the same old dross. RDL and green supposedly the standouts in pre season don’t get picked

Captain cautious strikes again.

Isn’t RDL suspended for the first couple of games.

According to one or two people on Twitter, yes he is. He got sent off in his last game over in Belguim.

Bit of a dour line up if i'm honest. Bjarnasson for Whelan and Green for Elmo wold have made it a lot better.

That's what I'd have gone for Clampy.  Although with Elmo at right back, and Hutton at left back too.
Agreed Risso.  Taylor wouldn't have been anywhere near my starting 11.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Percy McCarthy on August 06, 2018, 07:17:11 PM
Typical Bruce ...plays 3 5 2 most of pre season ......... so tonite its 4 4 2 so great plan ......

Why no Andre Green? Madness

How do you know it’s 4-4-2?
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: prmort on August 06, 2018, 07:17:32 PM
Here we go again, same old same old...
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Nii Lamptey on August 06, 2018, 07:17:41 PM
Goes to prove that a leopard doesn’t change its spots. Taylor and Whelan In.... and one of our best pre-season performers Green doesn’t get a look in?! What the actual fuck?!
If we don’t win this, heads have got to roll TONIGHT. Absolutely no point persevering with this Neanderthal... going nowhere fast.

No excuse- he’ll blame losing 5-6 loan players and not being able to replace them, but in reality, he’s got some absolute gems in the youth setup, he’s just too archaic and forward thinking to see it.

Was willing to give him a shot after his awful year last season, but that lineup is disgraceful.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on August 06, 2018, 07:17:46 PM
There was not single moment in pre season that I thought to myself "there's a quality player who should be starting vs Hull" with regard to Neil Taylor.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: sickbeggar on August 06, 2018, 07:18:00 PM
Looks like yer typical "don't lose" Bruce away gambit. I guess if he's hoping for re-inforcements in the next month to save his skin, a few draws won't worry him.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: villan from luton on August 06, 2018, 07:18:45 PM
What was it Bruce saying about the new owners wanting young hungry players. Wonder what they think of that line up.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on August 06, 2018, 07:19:13 PM
The average age of that side is pushing 30
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Rigadon on August 06, 2018, 07:21:38 PM
Strong in attack, ok in midfield.  Bit patchy at the back though.  Big game for Elphick and Taylor (who I don't think is all that bad)
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Rigadon on August 06, 2018, 07:21:58 PM
I'm sure we will see Green at some point, and fucking GREAT to see Jack in there!
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: AlexAlexCropley on August 06, 2018, 07:22:22 PM
Grealish is everything I love about football.
Whelan........
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Nii Lamptey on August 06, 2018, 07:24:37 PM
Where’s Terry Henry when you need him! 🙄
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on August 06, 2018, 07:25:09 PM
It is likely Jack's last game for us tonight. If he's going then I hope he adds a few million to what he's worth or at least justifies what we are asking for him. Big night.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: boozey182 on August 06, 2018, 07:25:39 PM
Keep it tight, give it to Jack and hope he can produce a bit of magic. It's not the most sophisticated game plan in the world, is it? God help us if we do lose him this week.

That cannot be the best lineup available with this squad. The good news is that it will be quite difficult to bring on a sub and make the team worse.

All that said, there should be enough there to win tonight. Let's do this!
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: mrfuse on August 06, 2018, 07:28:29 PM
It is likely Jack's last game for us tonight. If he's going then I hope he adds a few million to what he's worth or at least justifies what we are asking for him. Big night.

Would it be bad of me to hope he picks up an injury that would be just enough to prevent a transfer?
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on August 06, 2018, 07:28:32 PM
He could have easily chosen Elmo at RB, Hutton LB, Green and BB in the line up instead of Taylor and Whelan. Only silver lining (out of necessity due to Hogan being injured) is RHM on the bench.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on August 06, 2018, 07:30:17 PM
It is likely Jack's last game for us tonight. If he's going then I hope he adds a few million to what he's worth or at least justifies what we are asking for him. Big night.

Would it be bad of me to hope he picks up an injury that would be just enough to prevent a transfer?

We bought Downing despite an injury so that likely won't stop it. And even if it did we are left with an injured, disappointed player, 30m less in the kitty who cannot contribute for us either.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on August 06, 2018, 07:31:35 PM
Taylor is bollocks

how the ell is Green not starting - he is on fire

Thor should be in

RDL?  Is he banned

Bruce - you never feckin change , you say it feels like starting all over again , well it bloody doesnt.




Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Rudy65 on August 06, 2018, 07:32:50 PM
SB saying squad was too old last season and he should have changed it more often. No shit Sherlock
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: aev on August 06, 2018, 07:33:30 PM
SB saying squad was too old last season and he should have changed it more often. No shit Sherlock

So he does the same tonight.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Rigadon on August 06, 2018, 07:33:33 PM
It is likely Jack's last game for us tonight. If he's going then I hope he adds a few million to what he's worth or at least justifies what we are asking for him. Big night.

Certainly sounds like it based on Bruce's comments just now.  That 'Milner v West Ham game all over again.  Depressing stuff. 
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on August 06, 2018, 07:36:38 PM
Who thinks Kodjia will get a hat-trick then?

Thought not.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on August 06, 2018, 07:37:12 PM
Who thinks Kodjia will get a hat-trick then?

Thought not.

At this point I'll be happy if gets three shots
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on August 06, 2018, 07:37:37 PM
Lee Hendrie not impressing me on Sky. It's like listening to some bloke babbling on while you're having a piss in the pub.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Boz on August 06, 2018, 07:40:43 PM
Tuanzebe signed for a season long loan, so hopefully he'll remove one of the old sweats
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Abbeyfealeavfc on August 06, 2018, 07:41:46 PM
Maybe Jack's response to the Villa fans at the end of tonights game, might give a clue about him going or not! Come on the Villa!
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on August 06, 2018, 07:43:06 PM
Sorry, I have not been paying much attention during the summer holidays but where is Moreira?
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Rigadon on August 06, 2018, 07:43:20 PM
Maybe Jack's response to the Villa fans at the end of tonights game, might give a clue about him going or not! Come on the Villa!

I don't think he has any say in it whatsoever. 
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: SoccerHQ on August 06, 2018, 07:44:58 PM
Disappointed Green isn't starting.

If we are playing 3-5-2 don't understand why De Laet isn't in there either.

Hull 11 is very beatable though.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: mrfuse on August 06, 2018, 07:45:24 PM
Sorry, I have not been paying much attention during the summer holidays but where is Moreira?

I just cant figure that transfer out. Bruce said he's one for the future.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Risso on August 06, 2018, 07:46:53 PM
3 seconds in and the first aimless hoof from Hutton goes astray.

Buckle up kids, it's going to be one hell of a ride.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on August 06, 2018, 07:47:10 PM
Taylor off to a flier.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: ldavfc4eva on August 06, 2018, 07:47:19 PM
De Laet is suspended I believe, picked up the suspension on loan at Antwerp last season.

Shame Green isn’t starting ahead of Elmo.....
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: cdbearsfan on August 06, 2018, 07:47:25 PM
FFS. I tuned in hoping to watch the Villa, but Sky seem to be showing Hull v Hearts?
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on August 06, 2018, 07:47:26 PM
bloody ell they got Kane playing for them
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: TheMalandro on August 06, 2018, 07:47:44 PM
Great stuff Taylor
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on August 06, 2018, 07:47:50 PM
Poor start.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on August 06, 2018, 07:47:57 PM
The right side/Taylor is being targeted by Hull because he is utter shit.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: paul_e on August 06, 2018, 07:48:22 PM
who had 63 seconds on the 'first time Taylor gets skinned' sweepstake?
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: AlexAlexCropley on August 06, 2018, 07:49:02 PM
Lee Hendrie not impressing me on Sky. It's like listening to some bloke babbling on while you're having a piss in the pub.
What strange pissoirs you must frequent.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Loxton01 on August 06, 2018, 07:50:30 PM
We play so so deep kodj totally isolated
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: davidb on August 06, 2018, 07:51:40 PM
who had 63 seconds on the 'first time Taylor gets skinned' sweepstake?
ive got 17 minutes for the first elphick mistake
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Risso on August 06, 2018, 07:51:57 PM
Bruce looks like he should be getting cross on Question Time about a soft Brexit.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on August 06, 2018, 07:52:10 PM
Way too deep and Kod has no support.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on August 06, 2018, 07:52:16 PM
We’ve barely had possession. Who could have predicted that when the line up was announced?
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: manic-road on August 06, 2018, 07:52:39 PM
For fucks sake.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Small Rodent on August 06, 2018, 07:52:48 PM
Shit keeper
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: SoccerHQ on August 06, 2018, 07:52:49 PM
1-0. Steer error.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: cdbearsfan on August 06, 2018, 07:52:56 PM
Fucking idiot Elphick.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on August 06, 2018, 07:53:10 PM
Bruce looks like he should be getting cross on Question Time about a soft Brexit.
I vouch we'll be soon getting cross about a soft goal from a Bruce selection.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Rigadon on August 06, 2018, 07:53:13 PM
hmm.  not looking good at the back at all.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: mrfuse on August 06, 2018, 07:53:17 PM
Well we got what we deserved with that start.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on August 06, 2018, 07:53:18 PM
Sigh
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on August 06, 2018, 07:53:23 PM
Absolutely fucking bollocks
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: cdbearsfan on August 06, 2018, 07:53:26 PM
who had 63 seconds on the 'first time Taylor gets skinned' sweepstake?
ive got 17 minutes for the first elphick mistake

You were ten minutes out.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on August 06, 2018, 07:53:31 PM
Good work lads. Utter shambles.

Well now you have to change your game plan you idiot.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Richard on August 06, 2018, 07:53:49 PM
Woeful
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Jon Crofts on August 06, 2018, 07:53:57 PM
Ha ha ha ha what a start, well done everyone.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: olaftab on August 06, 2018, 07:53:57 PM
Barny should be in this team not sitting on the wood.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on August 06, 2018, 07:54:15 PM
What the fuck was a Elphick doing there? He pulled his leg away at the last second.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Risso on August 06, 2018, 07:54:18 PM
What a load of fucking rubbish.  The only consistency you get with Fistface is consistently shit football.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: taylorsworkrate on August 06, 2018, 07:54:31 PM
That goal was almost comical genius.

Fucking shambolic start. Everything I expected from this line up
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on August 06, 2018, 07:54:39 PM
Bruce looks like he should be getting cross on Question Time about a soft Brexit.
I vouch we'll be soon getting cross about a soft goal from a Bruce selection.
QED
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Nev on August 06, 2018, 07:54:45 PM
Elphick hasn't improved then.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: DB on August 06, 2018, 07:55:26 PM
Lucky goal. Their fucking manager applauding
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: TopDeck113 on August 06, 2018, 07:55:33 PM
We go again.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: john e on August 06, 2018, 07:55:36 PM
 Very lucky goal I thought
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: cheadlevilla on August 06, 2018, 07:55:48 PM
Elphick bottled it .. in case he kicked the post.   Pathetic
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: russon on August 06, 2018, 07:55:50 PM
Elphick’s not lost his touch then. What was all that Morris dancing on the goaline for their goal?
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Villafirst on August 06, 2018, 07:56:01 PM
Rubbish! I'm sure Elphick could've got his head to that!
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: cdbearsfan on August 06, 2018, 07:56:02 PM
How does Kodjia still think his cast is "lucky"?
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: AlexAlexCropley on August 06, 2018, 07:56:28 PM
Time for Whelan to step up.
Sorry,step down.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on August 06, 2018, 07:56:32 PM
Long whack to Kodjia. Kill me now
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on August 06, 2018, 07:56:37 PM
We look fucking dreadful.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Nunkin1965 on August 06, 2018, 07:56:43 PM
Is this the oldest Villa team ever?
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: AsTallAsLions on August 06, 2018, 07:56:53 PM
Say it with me everybody. "That's the Championship for you."

Anyone still want Bruce here? Anyone?
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Rigadon on August 06, 2018, 07:57:06 PM
How does Kodjia still think his cast is "lucky"?

FFS, is that what it is??  I was about to ask why his arm is perpetually broken.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on August 06, 2018, 07:57:11 PM
Rubbish! I'm sure Elphick could've got his head to that!

He could have got his foot to it.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Jon Crofts on August 06, 2018, 07:57:52 PM
Apparently Adomah is playing.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: four fornicholl on August 06, 2018, 07:58:01 PM
Fundamentally ther'es two ways two ways to play football. This is the shit way!!!!
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: aev on August 06, 2018, 07:58:18 PM
Rubbish! I'm sure Elphick could've got his head to that!

He could have got his foot to it.

Does he still headbutt the post before the game? He looked as though he bottled out of clearing it.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: cdbearsfan on August 06, 2018, 07:58:23 PM
We're gonna equalise, here.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: clash city rocker on August 06, 2018, 07:58:34 PM
Is this the oldest Villa team ever?

Don't know but one of the shitest for many a year.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: SoccerHQ on August 06, 2018, 07:58:35 PM
1-1! Elphick.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: cdbearsfan on August 06, 2018, 07:58:40 PM
Told ya.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: UK Redsox on August 06, 2018, 07:58:45 PM
Mad Tom
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: CJ on August 06, 2018, 07:58:45 PM
ElphIIIIIICCCKK
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: cheadlevilla on August 06, 2018, 07:58:59 PM
He’s still bloody crap!
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Risso on August 06, 2018, 07:59:03 PM
Get in!
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Jon Crofts on August 06, 2018, 07:59:07 PM
Great delivery from Grealish.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: itbrvilla on August 06, 2018, 07:59:10 PM
Yes!
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on August 06, 2018, 07:59:12 PM
Get in!
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on August 06, 2018, 07:59:26 PM
YESSSSSSSS
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on August 06, 2018, 07:59:33 PM
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: mrfuse on August 06, 2018, 07:59:36 PM
No celebration, I think that says it all.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: The Man With A Stick on August 06, 2018, 07:59:42 PM
No celebration?
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: UK Redsox on August 06, 2018, 07:59:50 PM
This could be an 8-8 draw with these two defences
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on August 06, 2018, 07:59:51 PM
What a ball from Jack. Now fucking turn up Villa.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: manic-road on August 06, 2018, 07:59:51 PM
Thank you Hull for the shocking defending.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: cdbearsfan on August 06, 2018, 07:59:53 PM
Tommy Elphick, the [wherever Elphick is from] Pele.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Rigadon on August 06, 2018, 08:00:05 PM
More shit defining, happily by the other awful defence!  Get in
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on August 06, 2018, 08:00:27 PM
That was truly awful defending, which was nice.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Small Rodent on August 06, 2018, 08:00:47 PM
Well taken goal.

Our kit is awful.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: DaveD on August 06, 2018, 08:00:56 PM
Elllllllphick to Elphiiiiiiiiiiiiick !
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Risso on August 06, 2018, 08:01:25 PM
Shite, should have been 2 to them.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: AlexAlexCropley on August 06, 2018, 08:01:26 PM
Tommy.Villain to Hero.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on August 06, 2018, 08:01:28 PM
Tommy Elphick, the [wherever Elphick is from] Pele.

Brighton.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: jwarry on August 06, 2018, 08:01:37 PM
Great save from Jed there
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Diablo on August 06, 2018, 08:01:43 PM
No celebration, I think that says it all.

Makes up for his non attempted clearance
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: cdbearsfan on August 06, 2018, 08:01:49 PM
That goal has put £5 million on both their asking prices. £35,000,000 for Grealish, £5,000,003 for Elphick.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: UK Redsox on August 06, 2018, 08:01:58 PM
Tommy Elphick, the [wherever Elphick is from] Pele.

The Brighton Bonucci
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on August 06, 2018, 08:02:11 PM
Save Jed, dreadful defending again. What is the fucking point of Whelan?
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: AsTallAsLions on August 06, 2018, 08:02:40 PM
Why the hell would he celebrate? We've all been on here saying he's shit. (I'm being generous - I haven't [yet] said it myself.)

But honestly. The lad can celebrate or not celebrate as he likes.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Rigadon on August 06, 2018, 08:03:08 PM
Good save Steer, more suspect defending from us though
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Nev on August 06, 2018, 08:04:03 PM
Caught again there. He's been nothing short of catastrophic for us. I was hoping for a miraculous improvement but it looks unlikely.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on August 06, 2018, 08:05:30 PM
My pre-match prediction of 5-5 doesn't seem quite so daft now looking at these 2 defences.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Small Rodent on August 06, 2018, 08:05:58 PM
What's the squiggly stuff before player names on the shirts?

Both sides have it.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: UK Redsox on August 06, 2018, 08:06:29 PM
Kod is the least central centre forward ever. Stay in the fecking middle
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: cdbearsfan on August 06, 2018, 08:06:52 PM
What's the squiggly stuff before player names on the shirts?

Both sides have it.

Something for charity I think.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Jon Crofts on August 06, 2018, 08:06:56 PM
How did Kodjia miss that.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: mrfuse on August 06, 2018, 08:07:06 PM
Why the hell would he celebrate?

I think it was more to with his mistake.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on August 06, 2018, 08:07:35 PM
We look a lot better
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Proposition Joe on August 06, 2018, 08:07:36 PM
It must be 442 not 352. Hutton often further forward than Elmo, wouldn't / shouldn't be the case if he was a CB.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: jwarry on August 06, 2018, 08:07:58 PM
Caught again there. He's been nothing short of catastrophic for us. I was hoping for a miraculous improvement but it looks unlikely.

Are you having a laugh we are well on top here although we always have the capacity to implode
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: john e on August 06, 2018, 08:08:05 PM
Good move that last atack
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on August 06, 2018, 08:08:09 PM
How did Kodjia miss that.

It looked like a great block by the defender.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on August 06, 2018, 08:08:14 PM
That was good.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: UK Redsox on August 06, 2018, 08:08:50 PM
What's the squiggly stuff before player names on the shirts?

Both sides have it.

Looks like a hand holding a catapult
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: auntiesledd on August 06, 2018, 08:09:15 PM
Tommy Elphick, the [wherever Elphick is from] Pele.

Brighton.

Woodingdean, to be precise.

*Does winky, ITK thing*
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: UK Redsox on August 06, 2018, 08:09:22 PM
Kod being Kod
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: AlexAlexCropley on August 06, 2018, 08:09:26 PM
What's Kod's favourite 90s post-Brit-Pop band
Cast.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on August 06, 2018, 08:09:28 PM
Sloppy Hourihane
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Risso on August 06, 2018, 08:09:29 PM
Brilliant unselfish team play from Kodjia there.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on August 06, 2018, 08:09:39 PM
Kodjia that is fucking dire.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: itbrvilla on August 06, 2018, 08:09:41 PM
Typical kodija.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on August 06, 2018, 08:09:59 PM
Greedy bastard Kodjia
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on August 06, 2018, 08:10:16 PM
Great tackle by Kod to deny himself a good scoring chance.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: UK Redsox on August 06, 2018, 08:10:23 PM
Now he’s having a nice little lie down
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Small Rodent on August 06, 2018, 08:10:32 PM
Kodj is so greedy. And has a tiny head.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Nunkin1965 on August 06, 2018, 08:10:42 PM
FFS Kodjia. Pass the fucking ball.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Risso on August 06, 2018, 08:10:57 PM
What's Kod's favourite 90s post-Brit-Pop band


Menswear

As in he makes men swear an awful lot.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: mrfuse on August 06, 2018, 08:11:45 PM
What's the squiggly stuff before player names on the shirts?

Both sides have it.

Looks like a hand holding a catapult

Its part of the EFL's support for mental health charity Mind.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: russon on August 06, 2018, 08:12:00 PM
He refuses to pass a football Kodja, greedy and self centred. Very poor but typical
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: AsTallAsLions on August 06, 2018, 08:12:19 PM
Great tackle by Kod to deny himself a good scoring chance.

I'd laugh if I wasn't so utterly depressed right now!
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: cdbearsfan on August 06, 2018, 08:12:34 PM
Getting nothing off this referee as usual. They've spent the entire game kicking Grealish. Guarantee we get a player booked before they do.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Jon Crofts on August 06, 2018, 08:12:58 PM
Hull are mince, salad and yoghurt all in one.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on August 06, 2018, 08:13:12 PM
What's the squiggly stuff before player names on the shirts?

Both sides have it.

Looks like a hand holding a catapult

Its part of the EFL's support for mental health charity Mind.
Ah, for once they are thinking of us poor fans. Well done EFL!
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: aev on August 06, 2018, 08:13:19 PM
Did we swap Adomah for Traore?
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: auntiesledd on August 06, 2018, 08:13:33 PM
What's Kod's favourite 90s post-Brit-Pop band


Menswear

As in he makes men swear an awful lot.

Oh Bravo!
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: AlexAlexCropley on August 06, 2018, 08:14:22 PM
Hull are mince, salad and yoghurt all in one.
We are hummus.Quite strong to begin with,but ultimately chickpeas at heart.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Jon Crofts on August 06, 2018, 08:15:00 PM
Better.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: john e on August 06, 2018, 08:15:06 PM
Hull have offered nothing and there goal was jammy

We should win this
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: UK Redsox on August 06, 2018, 08:15:12 PM
Defence would be better with McCafu at left back and the Welsh Roberto Carlos playing for Newport County
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on August 06, 2018, 08:15:29 PM
That was good from Taylor.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: jwarry on August 06, 2018, 08:15:34 PM
This feels like a pre season friendly at the moment
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on August 06, 2018, 08:15:51 PM
Bjarnason must wonder what he’s still doing here. Starting in the World Cup for Iceland to being behind Whelan in the pecking order for Aston Villa in the Champiinship.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on August 06, 2018, 08:16:17 PM
By now Bruce will be thinking about taking the midfield off and throwing a couple of forwards on to protect the 1-1.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on August 06, 2018, 08:16:49 PM
Bjarni should be playing.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: TonyD on August 06, 2018, 08:16:55 PM
Who didn’t celebrate?   Jack or Jed ?
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: cdbearsfan on August 06, 2018, 08:17:03 PM
Still no booking?
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on August 06, 2018, 08:17:10 PM
Jack’s control there was not Spurs worthy. He needs to stay with us.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: UK Redsox on August 06, 2018, 08:17:16 PM
Who didn’t celebrate?   Jack or Jed ?

Mad Tom
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: auntiesledd on August 06, 2018, 08:17:27 PM
Hull are mince, salad and yoghurt all in one.
We are hummus.Quite strong to begin with,but ultimately chickpeas at heart.

More Prawn Cocktail ie Outdated, uninspiring & a waste of time & money.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on August 06, 2018, 08:17:48 PM
They are hammering Jack
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: andyh on August 06, 2018, 08:18:24 PM
Do sky get a cut of any transfer of Jack?
You’d fucking think so the way the commentator is trying to flog him at every opportunity.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: mrfuse on August 06, 2018, 08:18:31 PM
Hull are mince, salad and yoghurt all in one.
We are hummus.Quite strong to begin with,but ultimately chickpeas at heart.



More Prawn Cocktail ie Outdated, uninspiring & a waste of time & money.

Poor starter?
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on August 06, 2018, 08:18:39 PM
Hull are dreadful.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: AsTallAsLions on August 06, 2018, 08:18:57 PM
I'd love us to hold on to Grealish but if there's one thing I won't miss if/when he goes, it's how my blood boils every time the referee ignores the amount of kicks he gets. It's little short of fucking outrageous.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on August 06, 2018, 08:19:08 PM
Hull are dreadful.

We’re not much better
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: AlexAlexCropley on August 06, 2018, 08:20:14 PM
Bruce keeping it tight just before half time.Sorry ,15 mins to half time.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: auntiesledd on August 06, 2018, 08:20:39 PM
Hull are mince, salad and yoghurt all in one.
We are hummus.Quite strong to begin with,but ultimately chickpeas at heart.



More Prawn Cocktail ie Outdated, uninspiring & a waste of time & money.

Poor starter?

BOOOOOM! ;)
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: TonyD on August 06, 2018, 08:21:00 PM
Who didn’t celebrate?   Jack or Jed ?

Mad Tom
Phew
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: AsTallAsLions on August 06, 2018, 08:21:40 PM
Alex Bruce in the crowd. Presumably wondering just HOW BAD he must be to not be considered good enough for either of these shite defences.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on August 06, 2018, 08:21:48 PM
Albert with an absolute screamer. He's got a foot like a pensioner wearing slippers.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Nunkin1965 on August 06, 2018, 08:22:14 PM
Hoping Green will come on and win this for us. Can’t believe he’s not playing.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: russon on August 06, 2018, 08:22:30 PM
Perhaps our strikers can introduce themselves to each other at halftime
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on August 06, 2018, 08:22:38 PM
See we’re still adopting the tactic of punting goal kicks wide and out of play.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: AsTallAsLions on August 06, 2018, 08:23:00 PM
Hoping Green will come on and win this for us. Can’t believe he’s not playing.
Disgraceful tbh
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: themossman on August 06, 2018, 08:23:09 PM
Alex Bruce in the crowd. Presumably wondering just HOW BAD he must be to not be considered good enough for either of these shite defences.

Lol
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Marton on August 06, 2018, 08:23:41 PM
Bjarnason must wonder what he’s still doing here. Starting in the World Cup for Iceland to being behind Whelan in the pecking order for Aston Villa in the Champiinship.

Honestly think that is what made us fail against Fulham... Bruce really dont like Bjarnarson it seems. Pity. He puts both Conor and Jack in play by moving the ball up to them way faster.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Tuscans on August 06, 2018, 08:24:23 PM
Just seen Hourihane, didn't even know he was on the pitch. One of those players who look invisible unless he scores or hacks down a player who beat him.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: AlexAlexCropley on August 06, 2018, 08:24:24 PM
We remind me of the Dutch Total Football of the 70s
Without the football bit.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: themossman on August 06, 2018, 08:24:34 PM
We’ll done steer.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: sickbeggar on August 06, 2018, 08:24:46 PM
Alex Bruce in the crowd. Presumably wondering just HOW BAD he must be to not be considered good enough for either of these shite defences.


please let him just be watching his dad's team. please let him just be watching his dad's team. please let him just be watching his dad's team. please let him just be watching his dad's team.please let him just be watching his dad's team. please let him just be watching his dad's team. please let him just be watching his dad's team. please let him just be watching his dad's team.please let him just be watching his dad's team. please let him just be watching his dad's team.please let him just be watching his dad's team. please let him just be watching his dad's team.please let him just be watching his dad's team. please let him just be watching his dad's team
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on August 06, 2018, 08:25:06 PM
Crap from Whelan.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Loxton01 on August 06, 2018, 08:25:33 PM
Grealish needs to be further up the bloody pitch
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: AlexAlexCropley on August 06, 2018, 08:26:12 PM
Grealish needs to be further up the bloody pitch
.....was my most used quote last season.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Loxton01 on August 06, 2018, 08:26:28 PM
It’s like we’re playong a pre season friendly
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: mrfuse on August 06, 2018, 08:26:34 PM
Once again the away fans out perform the players.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Jon Crofts on August 06, 2018, 08:26:36 PM
Ref needs to pull out a yellow soon or this will get silly.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: cdbearsfan on August 06, 2018, 08:26:48 PM
This cowardly refereeing is going to result in Grealish getting injured. It's Traore vs Notts County again.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on August 06, 2018, 08:26:49 PM
We remind me of the Dutch Total Football of the 70s
Without the football bit.

I think it's just like watching Brazil.

Alan Brazil. In the queue for a kebab after a Saturday-night pub session.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on August 06, 2018, 08:27:15 PM
Ref needs to pull out a yellow soon or this will get silly.

He’s acting like it’s a friendly
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: AlexAlexCropley on August 06, 2018, 08:27:47 PM
We remind me of the Dutch Total Football of the 70s
Without the football bit.

I think it's just like watching Brazil.

Alan Brazil. In the queue for a kebab after a Saturday-night pub session.
Good one Bad
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on August 06, 2018, 08:27:48 PM
Is nobody in the John Terry, advisor to the ref role?
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on August 06, 2018, 08:27:52 PM
Final delivery poor.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: AsTallAsLions on August 06, 2018, 08:27:59 PM
How have they not got a single yellow yet? Ridiculous stuff.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: AsTallAsLions on August 06, 2018, 08:28:29 PM
Is nobody in the John Terry, advisor to the ref role?

Didn't really do us any bloody good in the Final did it?
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Fred Crump on August 06, 2018, 08:28:51 PM
Ref needs to pull out a yellow soon or this will get silly.

He’s acting like it’s a friendly
Unfortunately so are we !
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on August 06, 2018, 08:29:12 PM
Fuck me Whelan is just shit
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: AlexAlexCropley on August 06, 2018, 08:29:40 PM
Whelan attempting a Hollywood pass
Hollywood Birmingham.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on August 06, 2018, 08:29:46 PM
Kodjia looks very sluggish.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: AsTallAsLions on August 06, 2018, 08:30:00 PM
Elphick might have the worst ball control of any centre-half I've ever seen wearing the claret and blue.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on August 06, 2018, 08:30:06 PM
We remind me of the Dutch Total Football of the 70s
Without the football bit.

I think it's just like watching Brazil.

Alan Brazil. In the queue for a kebab after a Saturday-night pub session.

Big piss patch down the front of his trousers.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Tuscans on August 06, 2018, 08:30:15 PM
We look like a team with a lot of draws in us again.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Villa in Denmark on August 06, 2018, 08:30:33 PM
Perhaps our strikers can introduce themselves to each other at halftime
We're playing with strikers?
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on August 06, 2018, 08:30:46 PM
I see nothing that the influx of about 20 players wouldn't fix.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on August 06, 2018, 08:30:53 PM
Is nobody in the John Terry, advisor to the ref role?

Didn't really do us any bloody good in the Final did it?
The point being: it might help if Chester got into the ref's ear about Jack being kicked about.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Risso on August 06, 2018, 08:31:17 PM
Kodjia looks very sluggish.

Absolute pale imitation of the player he was.  He looks finished to be honest.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on August 06, 2018, 08:31:23 PM
I see nothing that the influx of about 20 players wouldn't fix.

And a manager.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on August 06, 2018, 08:31:25 PM
Elphick might have the worst ball control of any centre-half I've ever seen wearing the claret and blue.

I’ll see your Elphick and raise you a Cuellar. The most technically un-Spanish Spanish footballer ever.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: four fornicholl on August 06, 2018, 08:31:36 PM
A bag of dog shit performance!I seriously enjoyed yesterdays game more. :( :( :(
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on August 06, 2018, 08:31:45 PM
Kodjia looks very sluggish.

Absolute pale imitation of the player he was.  He looks finished to be honest.

He's a greedy bastard, that's one of his problems.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: themossman on August 06, 2018, 08:31:51 PM
Kodjia looks very sluggish.

Starting to worry we’ve had the best of him.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Risso on August 06, 2018, 08:31:55 PM
I see nothing that the influx of about 20 players wouldn't fix.

Would a new manager to go with those be too much to ask for?
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on August 06, 2018, 08:32:03 PM
Hull are dreadful.

We’re not much better

Hopefully this is our crap half.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on August 06, 2018, 08:32:06 PM
Kodjia looks very sluggish.

Absolute pale imitation of the player he was.  He looks finished to be honest.
Of course, Bruce sees them all in training and he judges them on merit.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Iamkmkm on August 06, 2018, 08:32:10 PM
What formation is he playing?
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: cdbearsfan on August 06, 2018, 08:32:12 PM
I miss the close season.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Rigadon on August 06, 2018, 08:32:13 PM
It might be that the world cup was full of good football.  It might be that it's hot.  Or it might just be that the Championship is largely attritional shite with occasional moments of excitement.  That is what I hear when Bruce says "that's the Championship".
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: TonyD on August 06, 2018, 08:32:15 PM
Hope this is our bad half. 
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: themossman on August 06, 2018, 08:32:29 PM
Kodjia looks very sluggish.

Absolute pale imitation of the player he was.  He looks finished to be honest.

He's a greedy bastard, that's one of his problems.

Fine when you’re scoring......
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Risso on August 06, 2018, 08:32:30 PM
Shhhhite.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: john e on August 06, 2018, 08:32:34 PM
we might win we might lose but one thing is for certain for me
this season will be exactly the same as last season under Bruce

good enough for the play offs in a workmanlike way

Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on August 06, 2018, 08:32:35 PM
Elphick might have the worst ball control of any centre-half I've ever seen wearing the claret and blue.

I’ll see your Elphick and raise you a Cuellar. The most technically un-Spanish Spanish footballer ever.

Luna was even less talented, I reckon. Remember that thing where he used to put his hands behind his back all the time?

That goal at Arsenal was good, mind.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on August 06, 2018, 08:32:42 PM
Kodjia looks very sluggish.

Absolute pale imitation of the player he was.  He looks finished to be honest.

He's a greedy bastard, that's one of his problems.

I think he’s also desperate for a goal and is trying way too hard. Being naturally greedy doesn’t help his cause.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: AlexAlexCropley on August 06, 2018, 08:32:51 PM
Whelan reminds me of Baby faced Finlayson from the Beano.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: aev on August 06, 2018, 08:32:56 PM
christ we are bad to watch.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on August 06, 2018, 08:33:02 PM
Pretty poor for the most part.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: auntiesledd on August 06, 2018, 08:33:19 PM
We remind me of the Dutch Total Football of the 70s
Without the football bit.

I think it's just like watching Brazil.

Alan Brazil. In the queue for a kebab after a Saturday-night pub session.

Big piss patch down the front of his trousers.

Shortly before falling into his car & attempting to drive home...
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on August 06, 2018, 08:33:28 PM
Oh well! French wine producers will be happy at my excessive consumption during this half and the one to come.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: villa_cads on August 06, 2018, 08:34:13 PM
That was, uninspiring.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: SamTheMouse on August 06, 2018, 08:34:17 PM
Fuck me, Bruce is meh isn't he?
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Leicester_Villian on August 06, 2018, 08:34:36 PM
What a load of garbage ....... Bruce has zero idea how to set a team up ......
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: AlexAlexCropley on August 06, 2018, 08:34:43 PM
Oh well! French wine producers will be happy at my excessive consumption during this half and the one to come.
Just don't talk to any strange men in the pisser
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on August 06, 2018, 08:34:50 PM
Elphick might have the worst ball control of any centre-half I've ever seen wearing the claret and blue.

I’ll see your Elphick and raise you a Cuellar. The most technically un-Spanish Spanish footballer ever.

Luna was even less talented, I reckon. Remember that thing where he used to put his hands behind his back all the time?

That goal at Arsenal was good, mind.

How is it during an era of glorious Spanish football, that we ended up with three useless Spanish footballers?
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: mrfuse on August 06, 2018, 08:34:55 PM
Same as last season really the opposition are piss poor.

Instead of taking advantage we manage to dumb down to make them look half decent.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: AsTallAsLions on August 06, 2018, 08:35:03 PM
Looking at the half time stats. We've had 3 shots on target apparently. If it weren't for the goal I'd not have said we'd managed a single one!
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Fred Crump on August 06, 2018, 08:35:17 PM
Whelan gets pelters on here but at least he tries and gets on the ball even if he’s a bit  shit. Where the feck has Hourihane been and what has he done? 
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: four fornicholl on August 06, 2018, 08:35:35 PM
That was, uninspiring.
That was, totalshite.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: auntiesledd on August 06, 2018, 08:35:47 PM
Oh well! French wine producers will be happy at my excessive consumption during this half and the one to come.

Splitter!
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Nev on August 06, 2018, 08:36:14 PM
We could teach teams a thing or two about giving the ball away, finding the only empty bit of the area with our crosses and including bad players out of hope and desperation.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Richard on August 06, 2018, 08:36:32 PM
Chester is so shaky on the left with mad Tom next to him, Taylor is just Taylor, ditto Whelan and Kodjia a pale shadow of before. So slow in the build up too.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Flamingo Lane on August 06, 2018, 08:36:55 PM
Kodjia looks very sluggish.

Lazy.  Greedy.  Slow in movement and  thought.  Lacking any kind of team ethic.  A diver and a bit of a coward.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on August 06, 2018, 08:36:57 PM
Our passing at key moments has been awful.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: AlexAlexCropley on August 06, 2018, 08:37:06 PM
Whelan gets pelters on here but at least he tries and gets on the ball even if he’s a bit  shit. Where the feck has Hourihane been and what has he done?
Puh-leeze
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: brian green on August 06, 2018, 08:37:34 PM
I see your Tommy Elphick and Carlos Cuellar and raise you Paul Vertical Clearance Elliot.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Deano's Mullet on August 06, 2018, 08:38:11 PM
Need Green on for Elmo and switch flanks with Albert. Controlling it but not very dangerous and the sort of game we can lose by giving them too much respect.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: papa lazarou on August 06, 2018, 08:38:28 PM
Whelan gets pelters on here but at least he tries and gets on the ball even if he’s a bit  shit. Where the feck has Hourihane been and what has he done?

My thoughts exactly.
Whelan gets pelters on here but at least he tries and gets on the ball even if he’s a bit  shit. Where the feck has Hourihane been and what has he done?
Puh-leeze

I agree with Fred. He's almost absent.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: LeeB on August 06, 2018, 08:39:58 PM
Hourihane is playing? I missed the first 15 and thought we'd had a man sent off
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Nunkin1965 on August 06, 2018, 08:40:05 PM
Kodjia looks very sluggish.

Lazy.  Greedy.  Slow in movement and  thought.  Lacking any kind of team ethic.  A diver and a bit of a coward.

Otherwise ok?

He’s been bloody awful.
You might as well stick him on the left and play somebody else upfront.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: jwarry on August 06, 2018, 08:40:24 PM
Christ you lot, that wasn’t that bad especially considering the trauma we have been through the last few weeks. For the most part we were the better team and we all know now this won’t be our first 11 come 31 Aug. Chill out we are still Aston Villa and we are alive and kicking
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: sickbeggar on August 06, 2018, 08:40:45 PM
Same as last season really the opposition are piss poor.

Instead of taking advantage we manage to dumb down to make them look half decent.


yep that's the thing with Bruce. You get the feeling he spent the entire week on the training ground going through how to stop Hull rather than how to beat them
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PaulMcGrathsNo5Shirt on August 06, 2018, 08:40:50 PM
Sat in a pub in the middle of Devizes, Wiltshire, the only two people who remotely give a fuck about the football are me and the lad. Two fellas sat next to me who watch Luton regularly who are here working have just said.. "How clueless are Villa?" Fucking Luton fans who have seen years of shit recognise how desperate we are. This is anti football, Elhomady, Whelan, Taylor I never want to see in a Villa shirt again, Steer ain't good enough and Kodja and Adomah need to liven up.
Not good enough. Bruce spends all summer playing 3 at the back with Green and does neither tonight. Absolute clown
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Rudy65 on August 06, 2018, 08:40:50 PM
Kodjia looks very sluggish.

Lazy.  Greedy.  Slow in movement and  thought.  Lacking any kind of team ethic.  A diver and a bit of a coward.

Perfect summary. Languid style reminds me of Chris Waddle except Waddle could play

Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Taylor on August 06, 2018, 08:40:58 PM
I think Whelan has played well. In fact we’ve been the better team.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: CT Villan on August 06, 2018, 08:41:19 PM
I'm confused, was that our good half or bad half ?
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: garyshawsknee on August 06, 2018, 08:41:31 PM
Get Green on for Taylor, move Hutton to LB, Elmo to RB. Elmo is too wasteful in wide positions. We are moving the ball far too slow, which is the Bruce way I guess.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on August 06, 2018, 08:42:28 PM
We were the better side, which doesn't alter that we were pretty crap and created very little.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: four fornicholl on August 06, 2018, 08:43:10 PM
Christ you lot, that wasn’t that bad especially considering the trauma we have been through the last few weeks. For the most part we were the better team and we all know now this won’t be our first 11 come 31 Aug. Chill out we are still Aston Villa and we are alive and kicking
With Bruce?
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: itmustbe_it is! on August 06, 2018, 08:43:47 PM
4-5-1 in disguise . Albert and Elmo too deep . Hourihane nowhere . Jack desperately trying to make something happen but kodjia totally isolated and making no effort . We've learned nothing from last year . Bruce out .
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: TonyD on August 06, 2018, 08:44:10 PM
Kodjia looks very sluggish.

Lazy.  Greedy.  Slow in movement and  thought.  Lacking any kind of team ethic.  A diver and a bit of a coward.
Not been interested since back from injury.  You have to ask why? Must be a reason?
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: andyh on August 06, 2018, 08:44:15 PM
I’m a little bit bored watching that.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on August 06, 2018, 08:44:29 PM
We remind me of the Dutch Total Football of the 70s
Without the football bit.

I think it's just like watching Brazil.

Alan Brazil. In the queue for a kebab after a Saturday-night pub session.

Big piss patch down the front of his trousers.

Shortly before falling into his car & attempting to drive home...
Then crashing into a lampost and having a cry wank while thinking about the loss to Middlesborough in 1981.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Risso on August 06, 2018, 08:44:53 PM
Elphick might have the worst ball control of any centre-half I've ever seen wearing the claret and blue.

I’ll see your Elphick and raise you a Cuellar. The most technically un-Spanish Spanish footballer ever.

Luna was even less talented, I reckon. Remember that thing where he used to put his hands behind his back all the time?

That goal at Arsenal was good, mind.

How is it during an era of glorious Spanish football, that we ended up with three useless Spanish footballers?

Have you forgotten the brilliance of Jose Angel Crespo already?  David O'Leary was right...
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Fred Crump on August 06, 2018, 08:45:16 PM
I think Whelan has played well. In fact we’ve been the better team.
Easy son, take it steady . The nice lady and gentleman doctor in the white coats will be here any moment now....:)
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: cdbearsfan on August 06, 2018, 08:45:37 PM
This is going to be four-one. I'm not committing myself to say which way.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: mattjpa on August 06, 2018, 08:46:04 PM
There is so much technical ability in our squad but Bruce  insists on playing workers and keeping it tight. I honestly think we would be better without him
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: AlexAlexCropley on August 06, 2018, 08:46:38 PM
There is so much technical ability in our squad but Bruce  insists on playing workers and keeping it tight. I honestly think we would be better without him
This
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Steve67 on August 06, 2018, 08:46:50 PM
Whelan Hourihane combo is slow and lacking creativity. Kodjia needs to wake up. There for the taking if we up the tempo.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: peckvillajunior on August 06, 2018, 08:46:59 PM
Is this Walking Football? I've read about it but never actually watched it before
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: nordenvillain on August 06, 2018, 08:47:19 PM
Too slow and predictable.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: mrfuse on August 06, 2018, 08:47:21 PM
We were the better side, which doesn't alter that we were pretty crap and created very little.

True, Although Hull have had 3 decent chances, we haven't actually created one in open play.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Nunkin1965 on August 06, 2018, 08:47:30 PM
Christ you lot, that wasn’t that bad especially considering the trauma we have been through the last few weeks. For the most part we were the better team and we all know now this won’t be our first 11 come 31 Aug. Chill out we are still Aston Villa and we are alive and kicking
With Bruce?

Fair enough but having said all that why leave out Andre Green?
Is he going to have to wait until Aug 31st?
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on August 06, 2018, 08:47:36 PM
Bruce looks ill, like a heart attack waiting to happen.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Chris Jameson on August 06, 2018, 08:47:44 PM
See Kodjia is up tohis old tricks of pretending he’s really, really hurt.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: four fornicholl on August 06, 2018, 08:48:05 PM
We've no chance of going up this season have we? Hope I'm wrong,
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: four fornicholl on August 06, 2018, 08:49:00 PM
See Kodjia is up tohis old tricks of pretending he’s really, really hurt.
It's his writing hand.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: auntiesledd on August 06, 2018, 08:49:38 PM
We remind me of the Dutch Total Football of the 70s
Without the football bit.

I think it's just like watching Brazil.

Alan Brazil. In the queue for a kebab after a Saturday-night pub session.

Big piss patch down the front of his trousers.

Shortly before falling into his car & attempting to drive home...
Then crashing into a lampost and having a cry wank while thinking about the loss to Middlesborough in 1981.

It's an endearing image, ain't it?
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: AlexAlexCropley on August 06, 2018, 08:49:49 PM
See Kodjia is up tohis old tricks of pretending he’s really, really hurt.
It's his wanking hand.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Fred Crump on August 06, 2018, 08:50:02 PM
Is this Walking Football? I've read about it but never actually watched it before
Some quality humor on display tonight. My joint favorite so far along with the good half/ bad half confusion.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on August 06, 2018, 08:50:06 PM
Get Green on.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: cdbearsfan on August 06, 2018, 08:51:39 PM
Another foul on Grealish. No booking.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: mrfuse on August 06, 2018, 08:52:55 PM
Is this Walking Football? I've read about it but never actually watched it before
Some quality humor on display tonight. My joint favorite so far along with the good half/ bad half confusion.

Its a sort of a Mexican wave of humour, in protest to whats going on the pitch.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on August 06, 2018, 08:53:59 PM
Started poorly again.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Small Rodent on August 06, 2018, 08:54:14 PM
Referees in this league seem to have the attitude of "skilled player? How dare you. We won't protect you"
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: russon on August 06, 2018, 08:54:14 PM
Last time we wore a kit like this we had the likes of Mark Kerr, Brendan Ormsby,  Steve Foster and David Norton, so it could be worse. I think.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: four fornicholl on August 06, 2018, 08:54:30 PM
Is this Walking Football? I've read about it but never actually watched it before
Some quality humor on display tonight. My joint favorite so far along with the good half/ bad half confusion.

Its a sort of a Mexican wave of humour, in protest to whats going on the pitch.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: AsTallAsLions on August 06, 2018, 08:55:02 PM
Green on for Kodjia please. Bristol have really had the last laugh on us with him, haven't they?
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Tuscans on August 06, 2018, 08:55:03 PM
When Kod joined I thought he was brilliant if not a little greedy at times. Can't believe he bad he looks right now.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on August 06, 2018, 08:55:03 PM
Kod passed the ball. I need a lie down as i'm in shock.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Risso on August 06, 2018, 08:55:09 PM
Christ, the size of Steve Bruce.  Absolute colossal fatty.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: cdbearsfan on August 06, 2018, 08:55:10 PM
Is this the same sport as that World Cup stuff that was on telly over the Summer?
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: TonyD on August 06, 2018, 08:55:19 PM
See Kodjia is up tohis old tricks of pretending he’s really, really hurt.
It's his writing hand.
Just made me spit out this awful French beer. 
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: mrfuse on August 06, 2018, 08:55:36 PM
To be fair to Kodija he is feeding off scraps.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Nunkin1965 on August 06, 2018, 08:55:47 PM
See Kodjia is up tohis old tricks of pretending he’s really, really hurt.
It's his writing hand.
He could be using it for something else.
Kodjia or Todgia?
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on August 06, 2018, 08:56:11 PM
Green on for Kodjia please. Bristol have really had the last laugh on us with him, haven't they?

Not really, he hasn't looked anywhere near the same since the injury. We of all clubs should know that happens to players.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on August 06, 2018, 08:56:19 PM
See Kodjia is up tohis old tricks of pretending he’s really, really hurt.
It's his writing hand.
Just made me spit out this awful French beer. 
What are you drinking and where?
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: cdbearsfan on August 06, 2018, 08:56:49 PM
To be fair to Kodija he is feeding off scraps.

That's what happens when you share a canteen with Steve Bruce.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on August 06, 2018, 08:57:02 PM
Quality corner...
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: auntiesledd on August 06, 2018, 08:57:18 PM
Every time I hear Jed Steer's name mentioned, I think of Bob Fleming's mate off The Fast Show.  :o
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: TonyD on August 06, 2018, 08:57:30 PM
Don’t mean to be alarmist lads.  But we are going down.   
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on August 06, 2018, 08:58:21 PM
How about a positive change Steve?
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: AlexAlexCropley on August 06, 2018, 08:58:36 PM
There are so many players I never want to see in a villa shirt.
Think we'd be left with a 5-a-side
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on August 06, 2018, 08:58:41 PM
This game has really got me pining for the World Cup in Russia.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on August 06, 2018, 08:58:45 PM
What more could Green have done in pre-season to earn a start in this game?
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Marton on August 06, 2018, 08:58:49 PM
This Hull team will be fighting relegation....we need to win against teams like this. Not accept the single point.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: CJ on August 06, 2018, 08:58:58 PM
Christ this is boring
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: itbrvilla on August 06, 2018, 08:59:03 PM
How about a positive change Steve?
He normally has to wait until it's too late
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: AsTallAsLions on August 06, 2018, 08:59:31 PM
Don’t mean to be alarmist lads.  But we are going down.   

No we aren't. We ain't going up either though.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on August 06, 2018, 08:59:41 PM
This Hull team will be fighting relegation....we need to win against teams like this. Not accept the single point.


Definitely.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on August 06, 2018, 08:59:55 PM
After the world cup i expect to see the ref draw the shape of a television screen.

Only in this case it'd mean "turn this shit off"
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on August 06, 2018, 09:00:26 PM
What more could Green have done in pre-season to earn a start in this game?

Change his name to Ahmed Eissa Elmohamady Abdel Fattah.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: mrfuse on August 06, 2018, 09:00:33 PM
How about a positive change Steve?

Hes probably kicking himself that he cant put Samba up front.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: SoccerHQ on August 06, 2018, 09:00:36 PM
Get Green on.

We've hardly created anything aside from the goal.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Martin Carruthers on August 06, 2018, 09:00:46 PM
What more could Green have done in pre-season to earn a start in this game?

Aged 10 years and lost a yard of pace.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: sickbeggar on August 06, 2018, 09:01:01 PM
After the world cup i expect to see the ref draw the shape of a television screen.

Only in this case it'd mean "turn this shit off"

heh
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: four fornicholl on August 06, 2018, 09:01:12 PM
Don’t mean to be alarmist lads.  But we are going down.
No, with fuckface in charge we'll finish there or there abouts, and we'll go again! It's the law.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: AlexAlexCropley on August 06, 2018, 09:01:25 PM
Steve Bruce:an away game is an opportunity for a draw.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on August 06, 2018, 09:02:13 PM
Watching this reminds me of how much I love the beautiful game. So why am I still watching this fugly load of bollocks?
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Tuscans on August 06, 2018, 09:02:33 PM
We won't score in open play ever again.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: cdbearsfan on August 06, 2018, 09:02:44 PM
This is a bit too attacking for me. Get Bree on for Grealish, sure things up.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: AsTallAsLions on August 06, 2018, 09:03:17 PM
Taylor's reading of the game... wept.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on August 06, 2018, 09:03:30 PM
This is a bit too attacking for me. Get Bree on for Grealish, sure things up.

I'd get Gardner on, we need some pace in midfield.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on August 06, 2018, 09:03:31 PM
Hull actually carry an attacking threat which is alarming.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: CJ on August 06, 2018, 09:03:39 PM
Good save by Steer even though it was offside
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Risso on August 06, 2018, 09:03:57 PM
This is a bit too attacking for me. Get Bree on for Grealish, sure* things up.

*shore
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on August 06, 2018, 09:03:57 PM
Make a fucking change.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: SoccerHQ on August 06, 2018, 09:03:58 PM
What more could Green have done in pre-season to earn a start in this game?

Aged 10 years and lost a yard of pace.

That raised a chuckle.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on August 06, 2018, 09:04:48 PM
This is a bit too attacking for me. Get Bree on for Grealish, sure* things up.

*shore

Williams prepared to...
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Jon Crofts on August 06, 2018, 09:05:00 PM
30 minutes to change the game and Bruce is thinking about snacks.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on August 06, 2018, 09:05:11 PM
I repeat, make a fucking change.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: The Man With A Stick on August 06, 2018, 09:05:19 PM
Double change from Hull, so at least someone's trying to win it.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: VillaAlways on August 06, 2018, 09:05:40 PM
You just know that Bruce is hapoy with a point and we'll end up losing 2-1
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Small Rodent on August 06, 2018, 09:05:57 PM
At least I've got last night's recorded episode of The Handmaid's Tale to cheer me up after this.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: dorsetvillian on August 06, 2018, 09:06:04 PM
One manager trying to win it.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Marton on August 06, 2018, 09:06:16 PM
BB for Elphick.

Green for Whealan.

Convert to a back 4 with Thor DMC.

Rather obvious to me.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Nunkin1965 on August 06, 2018, 09:06:22 PM
I repeat, make a fucking change.
Dean Smith would be nice.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on August 06, 2018, 09:06:35 PM
Alex Bruce plays for Wigan which is why he's at the game. He's delivering a van load of pies to his dad.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: SamTheMouse on August 06, 2018, 09:06:42 PM
It's incredible to think Bruce learned his trade under Alex Ferguson.

From the way his teams play, you'd think he takes his inspiration from Tiny Penis.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: cdbearsfan on August 06, 2018, 09:07:18 PM
Still.

No.

Booking.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: AsTallAsLions on August 06, 2018, 09:07:49 PM
Was that a pen? Haven't seen the replay.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: cdbearsfan on August 06, 2018, 09:07:54 PM
Gonna score here.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on August 06, 2018, 09:08:18 PM
We are being hacked all over the pitch. Huge free kick now. Time for Hourihane to earn his corn.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: cdbearsfan on August 06, 2018, 09:08:39 PM
Oh well. Can't be right all the time.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: four fornicholl on August 06, 2018, 09:09:01 PM
Still.

No.

Booking.
Still fucking shit.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on August 06, 2018, 09:09:25 PM
Balls that was close
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: cdbearsfan on August 06, 2018, 09:09:34 PM
Green, at last.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: GarTomas on August 06, 2018, 09:09:47 PM
Hurrah for Green!!!
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: AsTallAsLions on August 06, 2018, 09:10:00 PM
Unlucky Conor. An inch back, that was creeping in.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on August 06, 2018, 09:10:00 PM
Come on Andre.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on August 06, 2018, 09:10:28 PM
Green to score the winner and do a Tony Morley celebration.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: russon on August 06, 2018, 09:10:28 PM
Not bad from Hourihane given it was only his second touch of the match
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: SoccerHQ on August 06, 2018, 09:10:33 PM
Would've kept Adomah on. We still have only one attacking player on the pitch who can actually run!
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on August 06, 2018, 09:11:05 PM
Come on Andre.

I will if he scores the winner.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: villadelph on August 06, 2018, 09:11:09 PM
I was really hoping Hull would bring on Long with Dicko
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on August 06, 2018, 09:11:16 PM
Hull will be round or abouts the bottom three, this isn’t good enough.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Lizz on August 06, 2018, 09:11:34 PM
What more could Green have done in pre-season to earn a start in this game?

Change his name to Ahmed Eissa Elmohamady Abdel Fattah.

Which as I found out recently, is easy to do - https://www.gov.uk/change-name-deed-poll/make-an-adult-deed-poll
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: cdbearsfan on August 06, 2018, 09:12:25 PM
ELMO!!!!!
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Risso on August 06, 2018, 09:12:26 PM
Ha ha, get innnnnn!
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on August 06, 2018, 09:12:56 PM
Get in! What the fuck happened?!
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: GarTomas on August 06, 2018, 09:13:04 PM
Great finish from Elmo.

The interplay from Green and Grealish before that was superb as well.

Not leading to the goal but the best play of the game for us so far.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Tuscans on August 06, 2018, 09:13:07 PM
Celebrate in their fucking fat faces Elmo
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on August 06, 2018, 09:13:09 PM
Never in any doubt.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on August 06, 2018, 09:13:12 PM
Yesssssssss
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Marton on August 06, 2018, 09:13:29 PM
YeS!! Anyway is good way!
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on August 06, 2018, 09:13:30 PM
Great finish Elmo! Now win Villa.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Nunkin1965 on August 06, 2018, 09:13:43 PM
I was really hoping Hull would bring on Long with Dicko

Haha!
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: villadelph on August 06, 2018, 09:13:49 PM
Green off, Bree on then..
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: CJ on August 06, 2018, 09:13:50 PM
Elmo!
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on August 06, 2018, 09:14:07 PM
Both goals gifted to us, it's nice to benefit from utterly shit play.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: auntiesledd on August 06, 2018, 09:14:32 PM
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: cdbearsfan on August 06, 2018, 09:14:46 PM
Great finish. The Egypt manager is a twat.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on August 06, 2018, 09:14:50 PM
Bruce totally befuddled after he loses the 1-1.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on August 06, 2018, 09:15:48 PM
Bruce totally befuddled after he loses the 1-1.

He’s going to have to find a way to get us back to 2-2 then hammer the lads afterwards for scoring twice.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: AlexAlexCropley on August 06, 2018, 09:16:09 PM
Bruce totally befuddled after he loses the 1-1.
Trey be en
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: SoccerHQ on August 06, 2018, 09:17:21 PM
Cafu........

Everyone get on the pitch....
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Risso on August 06, 2018, 09:17:28 PM
Caaaaafffffuuuuuuuuuu!
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: GarTomas on August 06, 2018, 09:17:34 PM
Wow.

The Scottish Cafu.

Wow.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on August 06, 2018, 09:17:41 PM
Get in Hutts!!!!
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: cdbearsfan on August 06, 2018, 09:17:45 PM
The Scottish Cafu Maradona.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: mrfuse on August 06, 2018, 09:17:47 PM
Cafu!!!!
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Jon Crofts on August 06, 2018, 09:17:50 PM
Super super Al super Alan Hutton.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Fred Crump on August 06, 2018, 09:18:04 PM
Cccccccaaaafffuuu!!!!
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Tuscans on August 06, 2018, 09:18:09 PM
HA HA HA HA HA HA.....brilliant, just brilliant....its our season I tell thee
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on August 06, 2018, 09:18:11 PM
Fucking hell Hull are dire.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on August 06, 2018, 09:18:12 PM
Fucking hell. Take that yer wankers
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on August 06, 2018, 09:18:14 PM
*goooooooooooool!
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: AlexAlexCropley on August 06, 2018, 09:18:15 PM
Fucking scenes
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on August 06, 2018, 09:18:20 PM
Fuck being the Scottish Cafu, he's the Scottish Pele!
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Nev on August 06, 2018, 09:18:23 PM
I like Elmo, good pass from FUCK THAT.
Go on the Scottish Cafu!
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: jwarry on August 06, 2018, 09:18:29 PM
Cafuuuuu!
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: villadelph on August 06, 2018, 09:18:32 PM
Huttinhoooo!
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Risso on August 06, 2018, 09:18:33 PM
Oh, now the ref get the yellow card out.  twat.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: CJ on August 06, 2018, 09:18:41 PM
The Scottish Cafu!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Smirker on August 06, 2018, 09:18:43 PM
This is just so sexy.

Thank you Villa.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: django on August 06, 2018, 09:18:47 PM
McMessi!!
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Marton on August 06, 2018, 09:18:52 PM
Now THATS a man that's loved by every fan!

What a goal!!!!!! Gamewinner!
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on August 06, 2018, 09:19:01 PM
Right make it 4.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on August 06, 2018, 09:19:05 PM
We are staying up I said we are staying up.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Lizz on August 06, 2018, 09:19:06 PM
is this really happening?
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on August 06, 2018, 09:19:16 PM
Go on RHM.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Rigadon on August 06, 2018, 09:19:18 PM
HAHA!  HUTTON
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: LeeB on August 06, 2018, 09:19:19 PM
What a fucking hero!
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Iamkmkm on August 06, 2018, 09:19:24 PM
He has finally earned his nickname, The scottish maicon!!
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on August 06, 2018, 09:19:38 PM
Hutton gets carded yet Hull can hack away...
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on August 06, 2018, 09:19:43 PM
Ooh RHM sighting
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: russon on August 06, 2018, 09:19:47 PM
Huttonaldo!
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: villadelph on August 06, 2018, 09:19:54 PM
is this really happening?

get off your phone Mr. Bruce
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on August 06, 2018, 09:20:04 PM
You know your defence is fucking shit when Hutton waltzes through it.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: CJ on August 06, 2018, 09:20:10 PM
The Russian on for Kodj
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: auntiesledd on August 06, 2018, 09:20:27 PM
Fucking GET IN!  ;D
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on August 06, 2018, 09:20:28 PM
is this really happening?

I know scoring three times. In one game. It’s all quite bizarre.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Nunkin1965 on August 06, 2018, 09:20:39 PM
What? Two youngsters playing?
Bruce going into meltdown.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Risso on August 06, 2018, 09:20:45 PM
Hull, you shit, shit, shit shit, shit bastards.  I could have scored that.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Jon Crofts on August 06, 2018, 09:20:46 PM
What a let off that was.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on August 06, 2018, 09:21:10 PM
What the fuck are we doing?!
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Villa in Denmark on August 06, 2018, 09:21:22 PM
Got away with one there. Elphick again.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on August 06, 2018, 09:21:31 PM
Elphick is still a liability 
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: GarTomas on August 06, 2018, 09:21:35 PM
Tommy displaying he can still be a liability!

Very lucky not too concede. Would of made the last 10 tricky.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: jwarry on August 06, 2018, 09:21:40 PM
Elphick is a calamity in waiting
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: AlexAlexCropley on August 06, 2018, 09:21:41 PM
What a let off that was.
Someone dropped one?
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on August 06, 2018, 09:21:52 PM
Steve Bruce at the game

(http://earthfreshfoods.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/red_T2.png)
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on August 06, 2018, 09:22:08 PM
Two more and we go top.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Rigadon on August 06, 2018, 09:22:28 PM
We cannot go through a season with Elphick at centre half. 
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on August 06, 2018, 09:22:40 PM
Fucking wake up Villa.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: AlexAlexCropley on August 06, 2018, 09:22:42 PM
Steve Bruce at the game

(http://earthfreshfoods.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/red_T2.png)
Bought a bag of reds from Aldi yesterday
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Jon Crofts on August 06, 2018, 09:22:47 PM
What a let off that was.
Someone dropped one?

Elphick as usual.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Tuscans on August 06, 2018, 09:23:11 PM
Steve Bruce at the game

(http://earthfreshfoods.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/red_T2.png)
Probably the prettiest potato I've ever seen.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: jwarry on August 06, 2018, 09:23:16 PM
Who said we are going to win this 4-1 half an hour ago?!?
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: thick_mike on August 06, 2018, 09:23:27 PM
Thor?

The three most unlikely villa subs when we are 3-1 up?
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Nev on August 06, 2018, 09:23:36 PM
We cannot go through a season with Elphick at centre half.

No way. Three howlers tonight. Again.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on August 06, 2018, 09:23:42 PM
Thor coming on
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Jon Crofts on August 06, 2018, 09:23:44 PM
Taylor was woeful there, another let off.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on August 06, 2018, 09:23:47 PM
Elphick is a nightmare.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: IFWaters on August 06, 2018, 09:24:01 PM
shall i start the promotion maths thread again ?
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on August 06, 2018, 09:24:26 PM
We cannot go through a season with Elphick at centre half.

No way. Three howlers tonight. Again.

I expect Axel to partner Chester most of the season
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: SamTheMouse on August 06, 2018, 09:24:33 PM
I have a man crush on Hutton. And I don't even like tatts.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: SoccerHQ on August 06, 2018, 09:24:44 PM
Hope that isn't a farewell substitution. Grealish off for Bjarni.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on August 06, 2018, 09:24:57 PM
The Jack farewell.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Marton on August 06, 2018, 09:25:04 PM
Honestly...we can not do this campaign with Elphick as a starting player.  He create pandemonium out of thin air.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Tuscans on August 06, 2018, 09:25:19 PM
They're ta-ra claps.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Rigadon on August 06, 2018, 09:25:46 PM
That's him off then. 
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Risso on August 06, 2018, 09:26:05 PM
He's definitely off.  Just shook hands with every player in the dugout.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: myf on August 06, 2018, 09:26:39 PM
I was watching at 1 1 and it was turgid. Couldn't hold the ball and Hutton let off by a good save. Has green changed it?
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on August 06, 2018, 09:26:45 PM
He's definitely off.  Just shook hands with every player in the dugout.

Most players do that when they are subbed.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on August 06, 2018, 09:27:39 PM
He's definitely off.  Just shook hands with every player in the dugout.

Yep, no way he’d have done that if he was staying...
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Nunkin1965 on August 06, 2018, 09:27:53 PM
Are these the two worst commentators ever?
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: AlexAlexCropley on August 06, 2018, 09:27:56 PM
I was watching at 1 1 and it was turgid. Couldn't hold the ball and Hutton let off by a good save. Has green changed it?
I would say he has.Instant pace.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Risso on August 06, 2018, 09:28:01 PM
He's definitely off.  Just shook hands with every player in the dugout.

Most players do that when they are subbed.

Not every single one like that.  I've never seen that in 40 years of watching football.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: four fornicholl on August 06, 2018, 09:28:14 PM
If that was Jacks final send off, I'm very disappointed.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Tuscans on August 06, 2018, 09:28:41 PM
He's definitely off.  Just shook hands with every player in the dugout.
Nah, they've been doing that for years unless they're having a sulk.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on August 06, 2018, 09:28:55 PM
They do loads of times, we just rarely see it shown on the camera. He may be off but that is no sign of it at all.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: GarTomas on August 06, 2018, 09:29:08 PM
Are these the two worst commentators ever?

I believe the co commentator thinks that by pausing every 4/5 words makes him insightful.

It doesn’t.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on August 06, 2018, 09:29:21 PM
He's definitely off.  Just shook hands with every player in the dugout.

Most players do that when they are subbed.

Not every single one like that.  I've never seen that in 40 years of watching football.

I’ll only have believed it had he given them each a snog. Wasn’t a firm two pump handshake either. I’m not convinced.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on August 06, 2018, 09:29:46 PM
Fucking hell Conor poor.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on August 06, 2018, 09:30:04 PM
Hourihane has to do better there
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: GarTomas on August 06, 2018, 09:30:23 PM
Fucking hell Conor poor.

Good from Rushian though.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: SamTheMouse on August 06, 2018, 09:30:40 PM
Who needs Jack when you've got the Scottish Mbappe?
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: CJ on August 06, 2018, 09:30:46 PM
Hourihane should have done better there. Good work by RHM
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Monty on August 06, 2018, 09:30:55 PM
Have to say (let's not think about Jack for a moment), fair play to Bruce. His virtues were always trumpeted as togetherness born of continuity, and I think that's been in evidence tonight.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on August 06, 2018, 09:31:01 PM
Sloppy play.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: mrfuse on August 06, 2018, 09:31:12 PM
He's definitely off.  Just shook hands with every player in the dugout.

Most players do that when they are subbed.

Not every single one like that.  I've never seen that in 40 years of watching football.

I’ll only have believed it had he given them each a snog. Wasn’t a firm two pump handshake either. I’m not convinced.

Me neither unless he goes over to the fans at the final whistle.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on August 06, 2018, 09:31:33 PM
We’re being overly untidy at the back.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Lizz on August 06, 2018, 09:31:37 PM
BBC site's just said of Jack's substitution. 'He gets a great deception from the fans. Do they know something?'
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: SamTheMouse on August 06, 2018, 09:31:39 PM
Green and RHM have both done well.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on August 06, 2018, 09:31:56 PM
Taylor is terrible.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: GarTomas on August 06, 2018, 09:32:17 PM
Jack gets kicked all night and no cards.

Bjarnsson straight in the book....
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: AlexAlexCropley on August 06, 2018, 09:32:44 PM
Have to say (let's not think about Jack for a moment), fair play to Bruce. His virtues were always trumpeted as togetherness born of continuity, and I think that's been in evidence tonight.
Do you write Trumps addresses?
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on August 06, 2018, 09:32:48 PM
Taylor and Elphick in defence for 46 games is going to result in a lot of goals conceded as we won't be playing many sides as shit as Hull.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: SoccerHQ on August 06, 2018, 09:32:58 PM
Have to say (let's not think about Jack for a moment), fair play to Bruce. His virtues were always trumpeted as togetherness born of continuity, and I think that's been in evidence tonight.

Despite the ending, last season also got a winning mentality back in the club. Also a rare win from falling behind in a game will help moving forward.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: cdbearsfan on August 06, 2018, 09:33:05 PM
I'll still take a draw.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: SamTheMouse on August 06, 2018, 09:33:20 PM
The referee has been shit again though. I can't remember the last decent one we had in this fucking awful division.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on August 06, 2018, 09:33:37 PM
I'll still take a draw.

Hi Steve.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on August 06, 2018, 09:33:37 PM
Have to say (let's not think about Jack for a moment), fair play to Bruce. His virtues were always trumpeted as togetherness born of continuity, and I think that's been in evidence tonight.

Was about to post something similar. In the grand scheme of things a win in game one of the season a few weeks ago seemed a pipe dream. Missing a good number of key players from last season we’ve done well tonight. Helps Hull are awful mind you.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: SamTheMouse on August 06, 2018, 09:33:47 PM
I'll still take a draw.

So would Bruce.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: IFWaters on August 06, 2018, 09:33:58 PM
BBC site's just said of Jack's substitution. 'He gets a great deception from the fans. Do they know something?'

Its quite obvious what the BBC and the rest of the effing LOndon media want.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: German James on August 06, 2018, 09:34:29 PM
Bjarnason seems a little headstrong.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on August 06, 2018, 09:34:33 PM
Nice move. Should have scored
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Lizz on August 06, 2018, 09:35:04 PM
BBC site's just said of Jack's substitution. 'He gets a great deception from the fans. Do they know something?'

Its quite obvious what the BBC and the rest of the effing LOndon media want.

They've now changed it to reception.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: CJ on August 06, 2018, 09:35:20 PM
Poor ball from Hourihane after good build up
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Marton on August 06, 2018, 09:36:02 PM
End this. Wanna see Hutton replays :)
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: jwarry on August 06, 2018, 09:36:09 PM
Taylor and Elphick in defence for 46 games is going to result in a lot of goals conceded as we won't be playing many sides as shit as Hull.
but they won’t be will they. Alex has arrived and a new left back is in the way
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: GarTomas on August 06, 2018, 09:36:11 PM
Enough from Rushian tonight for him to start ahead of Kodjia next game.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Monty on August 06, 2018, 09:36:19 PM
Have to say (let's not think about Jack for a moment), fair play to Bruce. His virtues were always trumpeted as togetherness born of continuity, and I think that's been in evidence tonight.
Do you write Trumps addresses?

You don't think they're playing for each other? They're not great, but they're a team.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on August 06, 2018, 09:36:58 PM
That'll do spud, that'll do.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Percy McCarthy on August 06, 2018, 09:37:11 PM
BBC site's just said of Jack's substitution. 'He gets a great deception from the fans. Do they know something?'

Its quite obvious what the BBC and the rest of the effing LOndon media want.

True, but anyone who was getting paid to write shit/report on this game would have padded
it out with some such bollocks.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: AlexAlexCropley on August 06, 2018, 09:37:23 PM
Have to say (let's not think about Jack for a moment), fair play to Bruce. His virtues were always trumpeted as togetherness born of continuity, and I think that's been in evidence tonight.
Do you write Trumps addresses?

You don't think they're playing for each other? They're not great, but they're a team.
No,not that.More the prosaic style.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: auntiesledd on August 06, 2018, 09:37:33 PM
Bjarnason seems a little headstrong.

I've heard he's extremely affable when he takes his wig off.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: DB on August 06, 2018, 09:37:55 PM
Get in. Always tricky opening day fixture. Well done Bruce.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Smirker on August 06, 2018, 09:39:36 PM
Fuck the BBC.
Title: Re: Hull City vs Aston Villa Match Thread
Post by: Monty on August 06, 2018, 09:45:59 PM
I think they played for each other, and that helped make up for many of their other deficiencies.
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