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Title: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on April 10, 2018, 06:47:20 PM

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No Terry, AT at left back. Mile at CB. Although scary thought, surely he’s not at LB. Because we’ve seen that before
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: UK Redsox on April 10, 2018, 06:48:54 PM
I’d forgotten about Chris Samba
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on April 10, 2018, 06:49:10 PM
That is an alarming back four, most specifically Jedi being there. Let’s hope Terry isn’t badly injured.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on April 10, 2018, 06:49:12 PM
I’d forgotten about Chris Samba

Who’s Chris Samba?
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on April 10, 2018, 06:49:48 PM
so wyness wasnt winding me up :)
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on April 10, 2018, 06:51:08 PM
adomah is lucky to start again , hes been rubbish since Wolves and Jedi at the back ?     
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Mossie Hennebry on April 10, 2018, 06:52:04 PM
Mile at CB.

*runs to bookies and lumps on the away win
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Nastylee on April 10, 2018, 06:53:58 PM
I reckon it's a back 3 and a 2-0 defeat.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: aj2k77 on April 10, 2018, 06:54:20 PM
With the statue at the back tonight I can't see us getting anything unfortunately. Why offer Samba a deal if he's that shit we play an aged centre mid in his position.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Risso on April 10, 2018, 06:55:09 PM
Still, no Hogan, so that’s a plus.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Mister E on April 10, 2018, 06:56:47 PM
That is a very worrying team.
Jedi, Axel, Adomah ... all weak in the role we expect them to play.
Add the fact that Hourihane is flaky and Grealish will be targeted and we could get mullered.
Add the fact that Samba hasn’t played since when?

Wow.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: chrisw1 on April 10, 2018, 06:58:09 PM
Bloody hell, that looks worrying.

I'll be impressed if they pull a result out the bag tonight with that line up.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: AsTallAsLions on April 10, 2018, 06:59:48 PM
I want to believe Jedinak's total lack of pace isn't going to be exploited time and again tonight, but... I don't.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: VinnieChase84 on April 10, 2018, 06:59:56 PM
Team looks shocking. Axel is not good enough at right back let alone left. If Terrys injury is bad then we are in for a rough few weeks
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: AsTallAsLions on April 10, 2018, 07:00:44 PM
Colin Wanker must be creaming himself already.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: QuintonVilla on April 10, 2018, 07:00:51 PM
Dreadful team. 0-3
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: eamonn on April 10, 2018, 07:02:51 PM
Do Cardiff have pace?
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 10, 2018, 07:04:00 PM
Not the most confidence inspiring line-up i've ever seen.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: boozey182 on April 10, 2018, 07:04:33 PM
It might be Axel and Chester at centre back (which I think could be our best combination, at least in terms of complimenting each others abilities/limiting the combined weaknesses - never seen Axel play CB before mind), and Birkir at left back. Would leave us light on mobility in midfield again, but might work against this lot.

All of a sudden I fancy us to get something. Come on you Villa boys!
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: cheltenhamlion on April 10, 2018, 07:05:32 PM
Shite defence.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: davidb on April 10, 2018, 07:06:52 PM
is the top tier of the trinity open?
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: AsTallAsLions on April 10, 2018, 07:07:07 PM
Big John Carew is at the game...
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: DeeBoy1 on April 10, 2018, 07:07:44 PM
So is Prince William...!!
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: VinnieChase84 on April 10, 2018, 07:08:17 PM
Terry out of Fridays game too apparently
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: AsTallAsLions on April 10, 2018, 07:09:08 PM
Terry out of Fridays game too apparently

At this rate I have serious concerns about us even making it to play-offs...
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: sirlordbaltimore on April 10, 2018, 07:09:27 PM

Surprises for me

Axel and Jedi is worrying

The same midfield five after their collective non showing against Norwich
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on April 10, 2018, 07:10:36 PM
Grealish is going to be out for three months after this game too. We're doooooooomed!
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on April 10, 2018, 07:12:19 PM
Axel is a centre half so we play him at left back?
Jedi is a defensive midfielder so we play him at centre half?
Samba is also a centre half but he's on the bench as we don't trust him but keep paying him?
Is Taylor injured?
Is Hutton still injured?
Will Bjork play at left back?
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on April 10, 2018, 07:13:54 PM
So is Prince William...!!

Can he play left back?
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 10, 2018, 07:14:57 PM
Axel is a centre half so we play him at left back?
Jedi is a defensive midfielder so we play him at centre half?
Samba is also a centre half but he's on the bench as we don't trust him but keep paying him?
Is Taylor injured?
Is Hutton still injured?
Will Bjork play at left back?


These questions, and many others, will be answered in the next episode of...
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Drummond on April 10, 2018, 07:15:20 PM
Terry out of Fridays game too apparently

At this rate I have serious concerns about us even making it to play-offs...

That's no surprise. But don't be daft.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Mister E on April 10, 2018, 07:19:11 PM
Axel is a centre half so we play him at left back?
Jedi is a defensive midfielder so we play him at centre half?
Samba is also a centre half but he's on the bench as we don't trust him but keep paying him?
Is Taylor injured?
Is Hutton still injured?
Will Bjork play at left back?


These questions, and many others, will be answered in the next episode of...
... Get me out of here, I’m a Villa fan
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Mister E on April 10, 2018, 07:19:51 PM
Axel is a centre half so we play him at left back?
Jedi is a defensive midfielder so we play him at centre half?
Samba is also a centre half but he's on the bench as we don't trust him but keep paying him?
Is Taylor injured?
Is Hutton still injured?
Will Bjork play at left back?


These questions, and many others, will be answered in the next episode of...
... The Muppet Show
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Mister E on April 10, 2018, 07:20:15 PM
Axel is a centre half so we play him at left back?
Jedi is a defensive midfielder so we play him at centre half?
Samba is also a centre half but he's on the bench as we don't trust him but keep paying him?
Is Taylor injured?
Is Hutton still injured?
Will Bjork play at left back?


These questions, and many others, will be answered in the next episode of...
... Only Fools and Horses
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Steve67 on April 10, 2018, 07:20:35 PM
Elmo    Chester   Tuanzebe.   Barney

                      Jedinak

Albert.     Grealish. Hourihane. Snod?


Fucking hope it's like this.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: VancouverLion on April 10, 2018, 07:21:25 PM
We'll win this 2-1.

COME ONNNNNNN!!
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Damo70 on April 10, 2018, 07:23:24 PM
Axel is a centre half so we play him at left back?
Jedi is a defensive midfielder so we play him at centre half?
Samba is also a centre half but he's on the bench as we don't trust him but keep paying him?
Is Taylor injured?
Is Hutton still injured?
Will Bjork play at left back?


These questions, and many others, will be answered in the next episode of...
... Get me out of here, I’m a Villa fan

Even one of our presenters won't be available before the end of the season.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: cheltenhamlion on April 10, 2018, 07:25:21 PM
I was at least hoping we might start a defence.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Mister E on April 10, 2018, 07:27:20 PM
Axel is a centre half so we play him at left back?
Jedi is a defensive midfielder so we play him at centre half?
Samba is also a centre half but he's on the bench as we don't trust him but keep paying him?
Is Taylor injured?
Is Hutton still injured?
Will Bjork play at left back?


These questions, and many others, will be answered in the next episode of...
... Get me out of here, I’m a Villa fan

Even one of our presenters won't be available before the end of the season.
haha
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: clash city rocker on April 10, 2018, 07:29:51 PM
Blimey.....hope Cardiff are shit.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: David_Nab on April 10, 2018, 07:33:20 PM
Jedinek at CB is fucking nuts ..honestly what the fuck is Bruce on

Samba on Bench I look forward to him being put on a a striker once we go a goal down ....
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Richard E on April 10, 2018, 07:36:09 PM
Taylor’s out with a recurrence of an underlying ability problem.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on April 10, 2018, 07:36:21 PM
thor injured?  warming up
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Legion on April 10, 2018, 07:36:37 PM
Interesting line-up.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 10, 2018, 07:42:03 PM
Glenn Whelan starts instead of Thor.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on April 10, 2018, 07:42:28 PM
Christ almighty.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: wombat on April 10, 2018, 07:42:40 PM
Glenn Whelan starts instead of Thor.
Oh Dear Lord.........
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Mossie Hennebry on April 10, 2018, 07:42:58 PM
Glenn Whelan starts instead of Thor.
The icing on the cake. Please make it stop.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: chrisw1 on April 10, 2018, 07:43:27 PM
Glenn Whelan starts instead of Thor.
oh FFS
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 10, 2018, 07:44:10 PM
Bree added to the bench.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on April 10, 2018, 07:44:40 PM
Goodnight look at the pace in that midfield.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on April 10, 2018, 07:46:30 PM
I am doubling my wine glass refill rhythm forthwith.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on April 10, 2018, 07:47:26 PM
shit team so Villa to win 3 0
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 10, 2018, 07:49:06 PM
Grabban should have done better
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on April 10, 2018, 07:49:10 PM
poor finish
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Villafirst on April 10, 2018, 07:50:01 PM
Thoroughly must be injured. In the original line-up?
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on April 10, 2018, 07:50:42 PM
Thor is thoroughly injured.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: JUAN PABLO on April 10, 2018, 07:51:32 PM
ffs  snodgrass and grabban both shite passes
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Diablo on April 10, 2018, 07:52:56 PM
Grabban has started pooly
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Diablo on April 10, 2018, 07:54:22 PM
ffs  snodgrass and grabban both shite passes
Snodgrass wasn't at fault then Albert should have made the run to the back post
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on April 10, 2018, 07:56:27 PM
Coooooolin Wanker, what a wanker, what a wanker!
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: berneboy on April 10, 2018, 07:57:35 PM
Jack is up for this
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on April 10, 2018, 08:03:27 PM
Fuck that post was close for Cardiff.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 10, 2018, 08:03:28 PM
Cardiff hit the post
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: ez on April 10, 2018, 08:04:48 PM
We don't mind passing it backwards do we.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: AsTallAsLions on April 10, 2018, 08:07:41 PM
Blades beating Boro, which feels merciful right now (don't care much what Drummond says). Bristol City winning though
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Mister E on April 10, 2018, 08:09:41 PM
Ooh, he's a bit quick that Cardiff striker!
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 10, 2018, 08:10:54 PM
Bree on for AT looking possible
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Mister E on April 10, 2018, 08:13:15 PM
Is Grealish actually playing?
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: itbrvilla on April 10, 2018, 08:13:21 PM
God we look poor
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on April 10, 2018, 08:13:38 PM
Bree on. Looks like a rabbit in headlights. Think RHM when played at 16 years of age.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 10, 2018, 08:13:56 PM
Fulham winning. As usual.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: four fornicholl on April 10, 2018, 08:14:24 PM
Royalty deserves better than this. Do the players not realise this. Beheading hasn't been abolished for that long.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on April 10, 2018, 08:15:53 PM
Royalty can get down to the concourse and crash the balti pies and warm lager.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Jon Crofts on April 10, 2018, 08:16:29 PM
We look like a mid table nothing to play for team, fucking sort it out.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Mister E on April 10, 2018, 08:19:12 PM
For a team that has maintained its momentum so well,  Cardiff are poor.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: paul_e on April 10, 2018, 08:21:11 PM
The kicks on Jack seem to have started, Gunnarson has niggled at him 3-4 times so far.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Mister E on April 10, 2018, 08:21:52 PM
Scoring chance there
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: aj2k77 on April 10, 2018, 08:21:59 PM
Fucking rubbish so far, again. Any predictions for when we will pile the attackers on?
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on April 10, 2018, 08:22:21 PM
Why can't we be good.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: richtheholtender on April 10, 2018, 08:23:04 PM
For a professional football that Elmo has a terrible delivery
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Mister E on April 10, 2018, 08:23:55 PM
Bamba or Samba? Which would you take?
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Edvard Remberg on April 10, 2018, 08:24:21 PM
Aprox the 6th cross from Elmo, and all low and not past 1st man
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on April 10, 2018, 08:24:53 PM
I'm mortified. I've been doing angry faces and almost banned from the stream I'm.watching.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Edvard Remberg on April 10, 2018, 08:25:23 PM
Ffs Whelan had 5 minutes to line up that shot...
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: davidb on April 10, 2018, 08:25:38 PM
shocking from whelan. Can we afford to leave Jack on given the assaults on him
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Mister E on April 10, 2018, 08:26:14 PM
Foul count is rising ...
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Edvard Remberg on April 10, 2018, 08:27:14 PM
I bet the first foul from Jack will get a yellow
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Villa in Denmark on April 10, 2018, 08:27:21 PM
Evening all. Have the last 5 minutes been representative of the game so far?
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Jon Crofts on April 10, 2018, 08:27:28 PM
Is it just me or is this game shit?
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Mister E on April 10, 2018, 08:28:10 PM
God,  it's crap
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Jon Crofts on April 10, 2018, 08:29:06 PM
And on the evidence so far both teams would be relegated from the Premier League by Christmas latest.  Piss poor.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: KevinGage on April 10, 2018, 08:29:22 PM
I'm just glad I'm alive to witness this attacking masterclass.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Edvard Remberg on April 10, 2018, 08:30:27 PM
Comical football on show
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on April 10, 2018, 08:31:03 PM
Disgustingly poor.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Villa in Denmark on April 10, 2018, 08:33:03 PM
Comical football on show

It would be comical gaelic football.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on April 10, 2018, 08:34:07 PM
How the fuck did they not score there?
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Villa in Denmark on April 10, 2018, 08:34:18 PM
Bloody hell, got away with one there
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Diablo on April 10, 2018, 08:34:46 PM
Off the line - lucky. Comical defending
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Edvard Remberg on April 10, 2018, 08:35:12 PM
Whelan showing composure and ball control in our box,  finding own players
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Mister E on April 10, 2018, 08:35:21 PM
Well done,  Elmo. Good awareness.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Villa in Denmark on April 10, 2018, 08:35:38 PM
Whelan trying to score for them there. Good save from Johnstone
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Mister E on April 10, 2018, 08:35:53 PM
And Johnstone!
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: paul_e on April 10, 2018, 08:35:57 PM
Game saver from Elmo on the line, piss poor defending, Johnstone has absolutely no presence in the box. Straight after he makes 2 great saves but he created the pressure by letting the box be such a mess.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Flamingo Lane on April 10, 2018, 08:36:10 PM
Is anyone having problems with the sound on Sky?
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Jon Crofts on April 10, 2018, 08:36:35 PM
Garbage.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: four fornicholl on April 10, 2018, 08:36:42 PM
Is it my sound on sky thats fkd,?
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: berneboy on April 10, 2018, 08:36:56 PM
Is anyone having problems with the sound on Sky?
Me
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: curlytailavfc on April 10, 2018, 08:37:02 PM
yeah its in rap mode
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: curiousorange on April 10, 2018, 08:37:06 PM
Anybody else as keen as mustard to meet these again in a play-off final?
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Jon Crofts on April 10, 2018, 08:37:13 PM
Is anyone having problems with the sound on Sky?

Yup keeps breaking up
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: four fornicholl on April 10, 2018, 08:37:41 PM
Is anyone having problems with the sound on Sky?
Me
me too :D
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: itbrvilla on April 10, 2018, 08:37:44 PM
Is anyone having problems with the sound on Sky?
Me
Same on NowTV
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Diablo on April 10, 2018, 08:37:49 PM
Is anyone having problems with the sound on Sky?
Yup!
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: curlytailavfc on April 10, 2018, 08:37:58 PM
crap half we should be 3 down ffs
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Jon Crofts on April 10, 2018, 08:38:02 PM
They’re shit, we’re shit, it’s all shit.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on April 10, 2018, 08:38:09 PM
Fucking diabolical. We've been shambolic for the majority of the last few weeks.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: paul_e on April 10, 2018, 08:38:14 PM
and there's the warning for Jack because he's getting fed up of being kicked, refs at this level are so shit.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Flamingo Lane on April 10, 2018, 08:39:04 PM
Is anyone having problems with the sound on Sky?

Yup keeps breaking up

You'd think they'd mention it, and maybe apologise and express the hope that it's not spoiling our enjoyment of the game.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: KevinGage on April 10, 2018, 08:39:12 PM
We could kill them all.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: ez on April 10, 2018, 08:39:14 PM
Jack's not getting much protection from the ref.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Smirker on April 10, 2018, 08:39:24 PM
The Smirker household is not impressed.

Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Steve67 on April 10, 2018, 08:40:36 PM
Whelan, their best attacker. Tuanzebe another sick note. Our crossing is crap. No shots on target that half. Same old.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on April 10, 2018, 08:40:44 PM
So, apparently, if people do loads of "angry faces" during a live stream on F******k, that's how they track it and shut the stream down. You get serious bollockings and even booted if you do it. As I have learnt tonight.

Actually, I would probably be happier if I were booted from this game...
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: aj2k77 on April 10, 2018, 08:41:02 PM
Total shit again. Haven't got a clue how to mount an attack and look on the brink of gifting a goal.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: four fornicholl on April 10, 2018, 08:41:49 PM
Bud light. Is it dilly dilly or diddly diddly?
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: CT Villan on April 10, 2018, 08:42:11 PM
I hope that wasn't our good half.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Steve67 on April 10, 2018, 08:42:31 PM
Dilly dilly.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: aj2k77 on April 10, 2018, 08:42:49 PM
At least if we are proper skint next season we can sack off shite loan signings like Onomah and Tuanzebe and actually promote our own young players.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: andyh on April 10, 2018, 08:42:49 PM
Awful. Awful. Awful

We look like a team that is shit scared.
Jack is at least showing interest.

What the fuck Grabban brings that Hogan doesn’t is beyond me.

Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: brontebilly on April 10, 2018, 08:42:57 PM
and there's the warning for Jack because he's getting fed up of being kicked, refs at this level are so shit.

He is whinging like a spoiled child out there, needs to grow up and get into the game.

Think we have competed reasonably well but our back four are predictably a shambles. Grabban not holding it up and a duo of Whelan and Hourihane are always going to struggle to get us playing through them.

Might aswell get Kodjia on. AA has been a-anonymous....switch Grabban out there for a bit.

Have been impressed with Cardiff. Very well drilled and exposing our weaknesses.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: manic-road on April 10, 2018, 08:43:01 PM
Absolute garbage, if Cardiff score it will be all over.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: paul_e on April 10, 2018, 08:44:27 PM
Grabban has been every bit as anonymous as Hogan, kodjia needs to replace him before long and rhm needs to be in the squad on friday.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Ads on April 10, 2018, 08:44:58 PM
This is absolutely awful. Two utterly wank sides. We could be 2-0 down but that would be flattering.

Two fat drunks fighting outside a pub.

They're deep and hoofing it, we are clueless with no pressence.

They're kicking Grealish with late ones too. Bennett is a sly weasel and i'd snap the lightweight c*** in half.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: phantom limb on April 10, 2018, 08:45:55 PM
and there's the warning for Jack because he's getting fed up of being kicked, refs at this level are so shit.

He is whinging like a spoiled child out there, needs to grow up and get into the game.

He’s getting the shit kicked out of him.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: ROBBO on April 10, 2018, 08:46:00 PM
Grealish is coming far to deep to do any real damage needs to be closer to goal, yes both teams are rubbish but the way Villa are set up we will never score. I can see it why can't the manager.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: four fornicholl on April 10, 2018, 08:46:40 PM
The next king of England is not impressed!
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Villa in Denmark on April 10, 2018, 08:46:44 PM
Fulham winning. As it stands they're second.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: russon on April 10, 2018, 08:46:45 PM
Garbage.
Like it, A-Z band names to relieve the boredom.

Housemartins
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Flamingo Lane on April 10, 2018, 08:47:01 PM
and there's the warning for Jack because he's getting fed up of being kicked, refs at this level are so shit.

He is whinging like a spoiled child out there, needs to grow up and get into the game.

He’s getting the shit kicked out of him.

Not really.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: CT Villan on April 10, 2018, 08:47:21 PM
The next king of England is not impressed!

I wonder if Carew brought his boots ?
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: olaftab on April 10, 2018, 08:47:52 PM
Lucky to be in it still. We are totally clueless. It’s going to be 0-0 unless Cardiff can conjure up goal.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Flamingo Lane on April 10, 2018, 08:48:14 PM
Dilly dilly.

The pit of misery, more like.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: brontebilly on April 10, 2018, 08:48:18 PM
and there's the warning for Jack because he's getting fed up of being kicked, refs at this level are so shit.

He is whinging like a spoiled child out there, needs to grow up and get into the game.

He’s getting the shit kicked out of him.

It happens good players, the top players rise above it. Warnock will be delighted as the most likely scenario at this stage is that Grealish gets sent off
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Damo70 on April 10, 2018, 08:48:33 PM
Excellent double save from Johnstone just before half time.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on April 10, 2018, 08:48:36 PM
The sooner Bruce The Boring is gone the better.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: olaftab on April 10, 2018, 08:50:09 PM
And Jack is not getting shit kicked out of him. He is making a lot up.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Damo70 on April 10, 2018, 08:50:37 PM
and there's the warning for Jack because he's getting fed up of being kicked, refs at this level are so shit.

He is whinging like a spoiled child out there, needs to grow up and get into the game.

He’s getting the shit kicked out of him.

Not really.

Just niggly fouls against him to disrupt his and our rhythm, same as in most games.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on April 10, 2018, 08:51:16 PM
Excellent double save from Johnstone just before half time.
Abysmal double pick that out of the net just after half-time coming up...
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 10, 2018, 08:51:56 PM
Millwall currently into 6th place.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: steamer on April 10, 2018, 08:52:59 PM
need to be more balanced in my view
But we all knew it would never end up well for Bruce.

Be positive 2nd 45 we go again
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: SamTheMouse on April 10, 2018, 08:53:17 PM
Excellent double save from Johnstone just before half time.
Abysmal double pick that out of the net just after half-time coming up...

Eh? You sound like you've been drinking as much as I have?

PS: Vin de pays du Var, amazing stuff!
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: paul_e on April 10, 2018, 08:53:29 PM
and there's the warning for Jack because he's getting fed up of being kicked, refs at this level are so shit.

He is whinging like a spoiled child out there, needs to grow up and get into the game.

He’s getting the shit kicked out of him.

It happens good players, the top players rise above it. Warnock will be delighted as the most likely scenario at this stage is that Grealish gets sent off

Plenty of world class players have seen yellow and red because they've been kicked around, doesn't stop the ref from being poor for not giving out a warning to them earlier.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: LeeS on April 10, 2018, 08:53:56 PM
Garbage.
Like it, A-Z band names to relieve the boredom.

Housemartins

Inspiral Carpets
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Marton on April 10, 2018, 08:55:13 PM
Warnock really looks like a Villian... he could star in any Gangster flick.

Preferable from before movies had sound.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Mister E on April 10, 2018, 08:55:21 PM
Bennett played the man there.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: German James on April 10, 2018, 08:55:54 PM
Have they been told not to shoot from the edge of the area? >:(
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on April 10, 2018, 08:56:27 PM
Millwall currently into 6th place.

And if we keep sinking playing them last game of the season might be quite nervously shit
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: KevinGage on April 10, 2018, 08:56:40 PM
Insipid Curtains.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: curlytailavfc on April 10, 2018, 08:56:57 PM
Garbage.
Like it, A-Z band names to relieve the boredom.

Housemartins

Inspiral Carpets

judas priest
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: four fornicholl on April 10, 2018, 08:58:15 PM
Garbage.
Like it, A-Z band names to relieve the boredom.

Housemartins

Inspiral Carpets

judas priest
Killing joke!!!
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on April 10, 2018, 08:59:04 PM
Excellent double save from Johnstone just before half time.
Abysmal double pick that out of the net just after half-time coming up...

Eh? You sound like you've been drinking as much as I have?

PS: Vin de pays du Var, amazing stuff!
I am drinking IGP Côtes Catalanes rouge: domaine L'Arca, 66 St Nazaire. BIB "Bodega" assemblage Merlot Carignan.

Merlot is quite rare down here but is admirably blended with the Carignan variety, emblematic of the particular corner of the Pyrenees where I live.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Edvard Remberg on April 10, 2018, 08:59:28 PM
Grabban... wtf
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Meanwood Villa on April 10, 2018, 08:59:36 PM
Garbage.
Like it, A-Z band names to relieve the boredom.

Housemartins

Inspiral Carpets

judas priest

Kingmaker
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Mister E on April 10, 2018, 09:00:34 PM
A draw is fine for colin
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Rotterdam on April 10, 2018, 09:01:19 PM
Level 42
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Mister E on April 10, 2018, 09:02:01 PM
WTF Snodgrass?
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: russon on April 10, 2018, 09:02:23 PM
Madness
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: paul_e on April 10, 2018, 09:02:26 PM
Good turn from Grabban but the ball in was as poor as anything else we've been treated to.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: four fornicholl on April 10, 2018, 09:02:56 PM
Nine below Zero
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: RichardBatchelor on April 10, 2018, 09:03:02 PM
Naz Nomad and the Nightmares
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Meanwood Villa on April 10, 2018, 09:03:05 PM
Nine inch nails
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Mister E on April 10, 2018, 09:03:20 PM
Level 42
level zero as far as the Villa are concerned.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on April 10, 2018, 09:04:02 PM
Another let off...
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Jon Crofts on April 10, 2018, 09:04:09 PM
I contemplated a 200 mile round trip to watch this, I reckon I won’t be too disappointed.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: russon on April 10, 2018, 09:04:20 PM
One direction
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Rotterdam on April 10, 2018, 09:04:27 PM
Madness

Is that your input in the ' name the group' game, or an observation?
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Mister E on April 10, 2018, 09:05:01 PM
Police
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: RichardBatchelor on April 10, 2018, 09:05:08 PM
Psychedelic Furs.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: paul_e on April 10, 2018, 09:05:28 PM
One direction

and under Bruce it's not the right one.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: SamTheMouse on April 10, 2018, 09:05:37 PM
Excellent double save from Johnstone just before half time.
Abysmal double pick that out of the net just after half-time coming up...

Eh? You sound like you've been drinking as much as I have?

PS: Vin de pays du Var, amazing stuff!
I am drinking IGP Côtes Catalanes rouge: domaine L'Arca, 66 St Nazaire. BIB "Bodega" assemblage Merlot Carignan.

Merlot is quite rare down here but is admirably blended with the Carignan variety, emblematic of the particular corner of the Pyrenees where I live.

Flash bastard.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 10, 2018, 09:05:42 PM
I want Samba on just so as we can have a Samba Bamba.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Villa in Denmark on April 10, 2018, 09:06:33 PM
Fuck me, got away with another one.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on April 10, 2018, 09:06:42 PM
Q Tips.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Mister E on April 10, 2018, 09:07:05 PM
Or Jack is getting frustrated ...
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Jon Crofts on April 10, 2018, 09:07:07 PM
Excellent double save from Johnstone just before half time.
Abysmal double pick that out of the net just after half-time coming up...

Eh? You sound like you've been drinking as much as I have?

PS: Vin de pays du Var, amazing stuff!
I am drinking IGP Côtes Catalanes rouge: domaine L'Arca, 66 St Nazaire. BIB "Bodega" assemblage Merlot Carignan.

Merlot is quite rare down here but is admirably blended with the Carignan variety, emblematic of the particular corner of the Pyrenees where I live.

Flash bastard.

Stella straight out the can here. Classy.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on April 10, 2018, 09:07:10 PM
Here we go first midlfielder off first extra forward on.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 10, 2018, 09:07:13 PM
Kod on for Albert
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on April 10, 2018, 09:07:25 PM
Excellent double save from Johnstone just before half time.
Abysmal double pick that out of the net just after half-time coming up...

Eh? You sound like you've been drinking as much as I have?

PS: Vin de pays du Var, amazing stuff!
I am drinking IGP Côtes Catalanes rouge: domaine L'Arca, 66 St Nazaire. BIB "Bodega" assemblage Merlot Carignan.

Merlot is quite rare down here but is admirably blended with the Carignan variety, emblematic of the particular corner of the Pyrenees where I live.

Flash bastard.
It's €12 for 5 litres. Vin de soif.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: paul_e on April 10, 2018, 09:07:34 PM
The difference between the teams right now is that they're much quicker in the final 3rd so whereas we're attacking a defence that's set they have ours on toast far too often.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Mister E on April 10, 2018, 09:07:49 PM
Revillos
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: four fornicholl on April 10, 2018, 09:09:28 PM
SOFT cell
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Mister E on April 10, 2018, 09:09:32 PM
Excellent double save from Johnstone just before half time.
Abysmal double pick that out of the net just after half-time coming up...

Eh? You sound like you've been drinking as much as I have?

PS: Vin de pays du Var, amazing stuff!
I am drinking IGP Côtes Catalanes rouge: domaine L'Arca, 66 St Nazaire. BIB "Bodega" assemblage Merlot Carignan.

Merlot is quite rare down here but is admirably blended with the Carignan variety, emblematic of the particular corner of the Pyrenees where I live.

Flash bastard.
It's €12 for 5 litres. Vin de soif.
you thirsty, then?
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: richtheholtender on April 10, 2018, 09:09:49 PM
Here we go first midlfielder off first extra forward on.


Recreating the atmosphere of the san Siro with the flags
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on April 10, 2018, 09:09:51 PM
Revillos
Good signature on your profile. Blast from the past!
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: clash city rocker on April 10, 2018, 09:10:13 PM
Can't believe we took the piss out of wolves just a few weeks ago. We'd struggle to take the piss out of Stourport swifts now.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Mister E on April 10, 2018, 09:10:23 PM
Thin lizzy
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: SamTheMouse on April 10, 2018, 09:10:32 PM
Excellent double save from Johnstone just before half time.
Abysmal double pick that out of the net just after half-time coming up...

Eh? You sound like you've been drinking as much as I have?

PS: Vin de pays du Var, amazing stuff!
I am drinking IGP Côtes Catalanes rouge: domaine L'Arca, 66 St Nazaire. BIB "Bodega" assemblage Merlot Carignan.

Merlot is quite rare down here but is admirably blended with the Carignan variety, emblematic of the particular corner of the Pyrenees where I live.

Flash bastard.
It's €12 for 5 litres. Vin de soif.

Yeah, well it's still flash. I got mine from Intermarché, like all the other chavs.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: brontebilly on April 10, 2018, 09:10:45 PM
Samba bullying our midfield
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Diablo on April 10, 2018, 09:10:50 PM
Time for some JK magic
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: VillaAlways on April 10, 2018, 09:11:00 PM
Kod on for Albert
Sigh
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: russon on April 10, 2018, 09:11:09 PM
Undertones
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: pelty on April 10, 2018, 09:11:18 PM
Ultravox
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Mister E on April 10, 2018, 09:12:15 PM
Revillos
Good signature on your profile. Blast from the past!
oh yes! It's a quantum leap to get where I am.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on April 10, 2018, 09:12:15 PM
OOOOOh!
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Edvard Remberg on April 10, 2018, 09:12:34 PM
Lovely feet JK
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Meanwood Villa on April 10, 2018, 09:12:54 PM
Velvet underground
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: four fornicholl on April 10, 2018, 09:13:21 PM
Kod on for Albert
Sigh
keep up.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: SamTheMouse on April 10, 2018, 09:13:45 PM
Excellent double save from Johnstone just before half time.
Abysmal double pick that out of the net just after half-time coming up...

Eh? You sound like you've been drinking as much as I have?

PS: Vin de pays du Var, amazing stuff!
I am drinking IGP Côtes Catalanes rouge: domaine L'Arca, 66 St Nazaire. BIB "Bodega" assemblage Merlot Carignan.

Merlot is quite rare down here but is admirably blended with the Carignan variety, emblematic of the particular corner of the Pyrenees where I live.

Flash bastard.

Stella straight out the can here. Classy.

You could at least have forked out for a bottle, you heathen.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Andy Poole on April 10, 2018, 09:14:04 PM
Weezer
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: four fornicholl on April 10, 2018, 09:14:22 PM
Wurzels
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Meanwood Villa on April 10, 2018, 09:14:31 PM
Yazoo
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Mister E on April 10, 2018, 09:14:32 PM
Kodjia!  You have team players, you twat!
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on April 10, 2018, 09:14:34 PM

Yeah, well it's still flash. I got mine from Intermarché, like all the other chavs.
Intermarchés can have great wine ranges depending on who the manager of the wine section is. Also, Leclerc Perpignan nord is fucking awesome for wine.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Mister E on April 10, 2018, 09:15:21 PM
ZZTop
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: four fornicholl on April 10, 2018, 09:16:01 PM
X ray spex
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: richtheholtender on April 10, 2018, 09:16:03 PM
Kodjia!  You have team players, you twat!


To be fair, when you look at them, I wouldn’t pass.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on April 10, 2018, 09:16:06 PM
Weezer

Is that red, white or rosé?
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 10, 2018, 09:16:18 PM
Both could be PL sides in a couple of months. Both barely look division 3 standard.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: clash city rocker on April 10, 2018, 09:16:40 PM
ZZTop

Lager top
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: russon on April 10, 2018, 09:16:51 PM
Wurzels
Only permissible in the Bristol City match thread
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Edvard Remberg on April 10, 2018, 09:17:06 PM
Ffs... hour miss
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: villa_cads on April 10, 2018, 09:17:11 PM
Oh you Muppet, got to bury that
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 10, 2018, 09:17:21 PM
That was an awful finish
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Mister E on April 10, 2018, 09:17:47 PM
To be fair, Jedi has looked okay so far
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: TopDeck113 on April 10, 2018, 09:18:05 PM
We go again... Abba
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Villa in Denmark on April 10, 2018, 09:18:12 PM
Fuckinh hell  Hourihane should have buried that. Brilliant ball from Grabban
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: SamTheMouse on April 10, 2018, 09:18:23 PM

Yeah, well it's still flash. I got mine from Intermarché, like all the other chavs.
Intermarchés can have great wine ranges depending on who the manager of the wine section is. Also, Leclerc Perpignan nord is fucking awesome for wine.

Every Intermarché I have ever known has had a shite wine manager. U, on the other hand are great. The responsable du rayon vin at U-Express in Die should be a sommelier at Le Ritz. He's brilliant.

And how shit is this game, that I'm talking bollocks about vin...

Truly we are pants at the moment.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: pelty on April 10, 2018, 09:18:35 PM
B Movie
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Mister E on April 10, 2018, 09:18:44 PM
That was an awful finish
what! !!!! Awful!
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on April 10, 2018, 09:19:00 PM
Flash bastard.
It's €12 for 5 litres. Vin de soif.
you thirsty, then?
Un vin de soif is a quaffing wine and that is what I'm doing. ;-)
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Andy Poole on April 10, 2018, 09:19:59 PM
Weezer

Is that red, white or rosé?

Red.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: four fornicholl on April 10, 2018, 09:20:19 PM
Bad Company
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Diablo on April 10, 2018, 09:20:24 PM
2 superb balls from Grabban
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: brian green on April 10, 2018, 09:20:33 PM
Quaff is a really interesting word.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on April 10, 2018, 09:20:47 PM
Every Intermarché I have ever known has had a shite wine manager.
I give you Canohès, Pollestres, and Cabestany in the 66. Avoid Le Boulou like the plague.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: pelty on April 10, 2018, 09:20:48 PM
Cure
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: RichardBatchelor on April 10, 2018, 09:21:28 PM
Dead Kennedys
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: russon on April 10, 2018, 09:21:39 PM
Dire straits
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on April 10, 2018, 09:21:45 PM
The Damned
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Meanwood Villa on April 10, 2018, 09:22:18 PM
Erasure
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: villa `cross the mersey on April 10, 2018, 09:22:22 PM
Earth wind and fire
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: eamonn on April 10, 2018, 09:22:25 PM
Weezer

Is that red, white or rosé?

Red.

Prefer their Blue and Green.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: brian green on April 10, 2018, 09:22:33 PM
Quiff less so.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: AlexAlexCropley on April 10, 2018, 09:22:40 PM
Isn't there already a thread for wanky wine talk
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: four fornicholl on April 10, 2018, 09:22:44 PM
Quaff is a really interesting word.
Quim. Now there's an interesting word, never here it anymore.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Mister E on April 10, 2018, 09:22:56 PM
Ground doesn't look 34k full.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: clash city rocker on April 10, 2018, 09:23:43 PM
Plastic Bertrand.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: IFWaters on April 10, 2018, 09:24:00 PM
Flock of seagulls
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: pelty on April 10, 2018, 09:24:04 PM
Echo and the Bunnymen
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: TopDeck113 on April 10, 2018, 09:24:23 PM
The Fall
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: itbrvilla on April 10, 2018, 09:24:39 PM
Fugazi
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: villa `cross the mersey on April 10, 2018, 09:24:41 PM
Fatback Band
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: RichardBatchelor on April 10, 2018, 09:24:54 PM
Gwar
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Flamingo Lane on April 10, 2018, 09:24:57 PM
That little bit of play from Cardiff that led to the ball going out for a throw-in was very funny.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: SamTheMouse on April 10, 2018, 09:25:04 PM
Isn't there already a thread for wanky wine talk

I never wank while I'm drinking. Too much spillage risk...
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: paul_e on April 10, 2018, 09:25:05 PM
Ground doesn't look 34k full.

Are you accounting for the few thousand that are away from their seats complaining because they were missold tickets to a football match?
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: AlexAlexCropley on April 10, 2018, 09:25:09 PM
Gina X
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Rotterdam on April 10, 2018, 09:25:15 PM
Mighty Roma boys!!!
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on April 10, 2018, 09:25:34 PM
Quaff is a really interesting word.
Quim. Now there's an interesting word, never here it anymore.
If you go to the Boqueria market in Barcelona (just off the Ramblas) there is a bar called El Quim.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on April 10, 2018, 09:26:21 PM
Isn't there already a thread for wanky wine talk

I never wank while I'm drinking. Too much spillage risk...
I never talk while I'm wanking into my wine.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: itbrvilla on April 10, 2018, 09:28:03 PM
Might as well not have corners we're so shit at them.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: brian green on April 10, 2018, 09:28:28 PM
Perhaps quim has been superseded by Quinn.  They are both c**nts.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on April 10, 2018, 09:29:17 PM
Is there still a game going on or have the players declared?
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: clash city rocker on April 10, 2018, 09:29:32 PM
Isn't there already a thread for wanky wine talk

I never wank while I'm drinking. Too much spillage risk...
I never talk while I'm wanking into my wine.
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Does that add to the vintage ?
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on April 10, 2018, 09:29:39 PM
Good save Johnstone!
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: paul_e on April 10, 2018, 09:29:48 PM
Brilliant by Grealish to create that one for Hourihane.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: villa `cross the mersey on April 10, 2018, 09:30:23 PM
Is there still a game going on or have the players declared?
Does anyone care anymore?
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on April 10, 2018, 09:30:46 PM
Fucking hell Roma about to knock Barcelona out of the Champions League having lost the first leg 4-1. Currently 3-0
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: itbrvilla on April 10, 2018, 09:31:06 PM
No way we'll  win the playoffs.  We are utter shite.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Diablo on April 10, 2018, 09:31:23 PM
Good save Johnstone
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on April 10, 2018, 09:31:31 PM
We are going to lose 0-0.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: AlexAlexCropley on April 10, 2018, 09:31:33 PM
Is there still a game going on or have the players declared?
Does anyone care anymore?
Obviously not the wine wankers
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: russon on April 10, 2018, 09:32:05 PM
Even warnock can’t be bothered to get worked up tonight
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: jimmygreen on April 10, 2018, 09:32:14 PM
Cockadoodle fuck.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on April 10, 2018, 09:32:18 PM
Yreezssssssss
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 10, 2018, 09:32:20 PM
PICK THAT OUT!
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Villa in Denmark on April 10, 2018, 09:32:26 PM
Is there still a game going on or have the players declared?

About 5 games ago.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: four fornicholl on April 10, 2018, 09:32:31 PM
Pick that fucker out,
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 10, 2018, 09:32:42 PM
He's got a foot like a traction engine
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on April 10, 2018, 09:32:43 PM
Is there still a game going on or have the players declared?
Does anyone care anymore?
Obviously not the wine wankers
Stick yer tea up yer arse!
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Villa in Denmark on April 10, 2018, 09:32:47 PM
Grealish, what a hit.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: villa_cads on April 10, 2018, 09:32:49 PM
Gooooaaallll!
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: steamer on April 10, 2018, 09:32:50 PM
secret cellar, no name brand that is invariably from one of the good Stellenbosch farms and sells at a 3rd of the normal price.
Tonight an excellent Shiraz
Pity I am toasting this crap
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Diablo on April 10, 2018, 09:32:59 PM
What a fucking goal!!!
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: TopDeck113 on April 10, 2018, 09:33:11 PM
Well I never!
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: PaulWinch again on April 10, 2018, 09:33:33 PM
Get in, surprising but blimey!
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Axl Rose on April 10, 2018, 09:33:33 PM
Fucking hell! Amazing
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Proposition Joe on April 10, 2018, 09:33:42 PM
Worldy!
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: paul_e on April 10, 2018, 09:33:44 PM
Fucking brilliant goal
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: IFWaters on April 10, 2018, 09:33:49 PM
Wooohooooo
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on April 10, 2018, 09:33:52 PM
Grealish kicked to shit tells Warnock to go fuck himself with a belter
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: steamer on April 10, 2018, 09:34:26 PM
I knew I would coax a goal out with a post !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on April 10, 2018, 09:34:26 PM
Coooooooooolin Wanker, what a wanker: What a wanker!
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: paul_e on April 10, 2018, 09:35:04 PM
That's gotta be a goal of the season contender, couldn't have hit it any better.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: TopDeck113 on April 10, 2018, 09:35:19 PM
Jack earns himself the Freedom of Fulham.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on April 10, 2018, 09:35:22 PM
Grealish with a crisp fruity finish.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 10, 2018, 09:35:47 PM
Samba on so we are still chucking the forwards on
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Villa in Denmark on April 10, 2018, 09:35:56 PM
Big Chris for Hourihane
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: AlexAlexCropley on April 10, 2018, 09:36:05 PM
Future King of England limbs
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on April 10, 2018, 09:36:15 PM
Jack earns himself the Freedom of Fulham.

Which suits me just fine. Rather they went straight up
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: SamTheMouse on April 10, 2018, 09:36:15 PM
Shit the bed!
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: paul_e on April 10, 2018, 09:36:32 PM
Still going wit hthe 'empty the midfield' tactic but for a defender this time...
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 10, 2018, 09:36:34 PM
Roma 3-0 Barca, Barca out.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Meanwood Villa on April 10, 2018, 09:36:55 PM
Where are we up to with the bands?
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: russon on April 10, 2018, 09:37:03 PM
Lethal finishing there from Jedinak
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Fred Crump on April 10, 2018, 09:37:14 PM
Bamba v Samba
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Bad English on April 10, 2018, 09:38:40 PM
Where are we up to with the bands?
Astonvilla
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: wombat on April 10, 2018, 09:38:53 PM
Bamba v Samba
New Single from Los Lobos?
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: four fornicholl on April 10, 2018, 09:39:01 PM
Where are we up to with the bands?
Goombay dance band.?
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: AlexAlexCropley on April 10, 2018, 09:39:05 PM
Only need a Mamba for an Adidas royal flush
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Toronto Villa on April 10, 2018, 09:39:10 PM
I was going to use 100 Snoring Elephants but I’ll go with Hope and Hell. The latter an Aston Villa story
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Edvard Remberg on April 10, 2018, 09:41:10 PM
Should not try go for glory like that at the end. Scary shit as always
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Keeno on April 10, 2018, 09:41:47 PM
THERE ARE SCENES EVERYWHERE.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Edvard Remberg on April 10, 2018, 09:41:50 PM
Full time and win.  Go Jack
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: AlexAlexCropley on April 10, 2018, 09:41:59 PM
Haim
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: IFWaters on April 10, 2018, 09:42:50 PM
Splodgenessabounds
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: Smirker on April 10, 2018, 09:42:59 PM
So we win again.

We win again.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: postal on April 10, 2018, 09:45:38 PM
Go home Colin
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Cardiff City Match Thread
Post by: eddiemunster on April 10, 2018, 09:48:01 PM
Can we make sure Whelan never wears a villa shirt again, unless as a supporter?
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