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Title: Hilarious article about Gabby, written by Gabby
Post by: Mostinho II on December 21, 2017, 10:15:07 AM
Quote from: Muhammad Butt of HITC (AKA Gabby Agbonlahor)

Why Aston Villa must keep Gabriel Agbonlahor involved

Aston Villa's long-serving local hero Gabriel Agbonlahor is finally back from injury, but with his contract expiring in the summer should the club feature him at all?

Gabriel Agbonlajor joined Aston Villa when he was a child and was lucky and talented enough to progress all the way through the club ranks into the first-team where he's played almost 400 games in over a decade. Agbonlahor loves Aston Villa, the club runs through his veins and one imagines he would want to keep playing for them as long as he is physically able to walk.

But the club has grander ambitions; chasing promotion to the Premier League. In Agbonlahor's injured absencem, teenager Keinan Davis has taken to the striker's role like a duck to water and looks a genuine find for Steve Bruce's men.

With Davis in control of the shirt and star-signing Jonathan Kodjia due back from injury next season, Aston Villa clearly have other plans for their striker role. They aren't counting on Gabriel Agbonlahor, that's why his contract has been allowed to run down to the point where it expires at the end of the season.

That expiry means Agbonlahor can begin negotiating with other clubs in January to agree a free transfer away in the summer and there's nothing Villa can do about it. That's why their decision on Agbonlahor must be made now.

And that decision shouldn't be to sell Agbonlahor now for a quick profit. No, if Aston Villa want to avoid the mistakes of the past, they will renew Gabriel Agbonlahor's contract as soon as possible and ensure he stays around for the long-term.

What can he offer Villa on the pitch? At 31, maybe not that much. Probably not as much as Davis and Kodjia can. But off the pitch? That's where Agbonlahor comes into his own.

Aston Villa are a side that's light on Premier League experience in attack, and that's something Agbonlahor has 322 games of. He knows the perils and the pitfalls and if Villa want to survive if they get back to the Premier League, he'll be essential.
Agbonlahor will be essential in getting there, too. Yes, Keinan Davis is the main man up-front right now (and Albert Adomah is the side's main goalscorer) but Davis is 19 and has no experience of run-ins, no idea how dealing with the pressure of performing in April and May.

Yes, Agbonlahor gets injured a lot. Even with the best of intentions he won't be much use on the pitch. But his presence around the team, around the youngsters as a mentor, his connection to Aston Villa, is not something you can just buy. What Agbonlahor has is what many teams chasing any target would absolutely kill for. It's not something you sell or marginalise.

Aston Villa should keep Gabriel Agbonlahor, and what's more they should renew his contact so he can continue on at the club of his dreams. So he can instil in players like Keinan Davies the love and loyalty we all want football to be built around.


http://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2017/12/07/why-aston-villa-must-keep-gabriel-agbonlahor-involved/ (http://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2017/12/07/why-aston-villa-must-keep-gabriel-agbonlahor-involved/)
Title: Re: Hilarious article about Gabby, written by Gabby
Post by: chrisw1 on December 21, 2017, 10:19:05 AM
This must be written by someone appearing on Fighting Talk for the 'defend the indefensible' section?
Title: Re: Hilarious article about Gabby, written by Gabby
Post by: Mostinho II on December 21, 2017, 10:27:16 AM
Look into my eyes. Into the eyes not around the eyes.

Repeat after me, We shouldn't sell for a quick profit, no. We should renew contract so he can continue his dreams.

3,2,1 you're back in the room.
Title: Re: Hilarious article about Gabby, written by Gabby
Post by: eddiemunster on December 21, 2017, 10:29:46 AM

Who is this individual, Muhammad Butt ????
Did he write that load of bollocks?
Title: Re: Hilarious article about Gabby, written by Gabby
Post by: Mostinho II on December 21, 2017, 10:36:40 AM
He is on work experience.
Title: Re: Hilarious article about Gabby, written by Gabby
Post by: garyshawsknee on December 21, 2017, 10:43:22 AM
Looks like the work of Russian hackers.
Title: Re: Hilarious article about Gabby, written by Gabby
Post by: Risso on December 21, 2017, 10:57:31 AM
Quote
What can he offer Villa on the pitch? At 31, maybe not that much. Probably not as much as Davis and Kodjia can. But off the pitch? That's where Agbonlahor comes into his own.

Fucking hell.
Title: Re: Hilarious article about Gabby, written by Gabby
Post by: paul_e on December 21, 2017, 11:18:07 AM
Quote
What can he offer Villa on the pitch? At 31, maybe not that much. Probably not as much as Davis and Kodjia can. But off the pitch? That's where Agbonlahor comes into his own.

Fucking hell.

I don't see the problem, how will they learn to get overweight to the point where they're suspended and can have a holiday in Dubai mid-season if Gabby isn't there to share his wisdom.
Title: Re: Hilarious article about Gabby, written by Gabby
Post by: Stan Drew 01 on December 21, 2017, 11:40:14 AM
Quote from: Muhammad Butt of HITC (AKA Gabby Agbonlahor)

Why Aston Villa must keep Gabriel Agbonlahor involved

Aston Villa's long-serving local hero Gabriel Agbonlahor is finally back from injury, but with his contract expiring in the summer should the club feature him at all?

Gabriel Agbonlajor joined Aston Villa when he was a child and was lucky and talented enough to progress all the way through the club ranks into the first-team where he's played almost 400 games in over a decade. Agbonlahor loves Aston Villa, the club runs through his veins and one imagines he would want to keep playing for them as long as he is physically able to walk.

But the club has grander ambitions; chasing promotion to the Premier League. In Agbonlahor's injured absencem, teenager Keinan Davis has taken to the striker's role like a duck to water and looks a genuine find for Steve Bruce's men.

With Davis in control of the shirt and star-signing Jonathan Kodjia due back from injury next season, Aston Villa clearly have other plans for their striker role. They aren't counting on Gabriel Agbonlahor, that's why his contract has been allowed to run down to the point where it expires at the end of the season.

That expiry means Agbonlahor can begin negotiating with other clubs in January to agree a free transfer away in the summer and there's nothing Villa can do about it. That's why their decision on Agbonlahor must be made now.

And that decision shouldn't be to sell Agbonlahor now for a quick profit. No, if Aston Villa want to avoid the mistakes of the past, they will renew Gabriel Agbonlahor's contract as soon as possible and ensure he stays around for the long-term.

What can he offer Villa on the pitch? At 31, maybe not that much. Probably not as much as Davis and Kodjia can. But off the pitch? That's where Agbonlahor comes into his own.

Aston Villa are a side that's light on Premier League experience in attack, and that's something Agbonlahor has 322 games of. He knows the perils and the pitfalls and if Villa want to survive if they get back to the Premier League, he'll be essential.
Agbonlahor will be essential in getting there, too. Yes, Keinan Davis is the main man up-front right now (and Albert Adomah is the side's main goalscorer) but Davis is 19 and has no experience of run-ins, no idea how dealing with the pressure of performing in April and May.

Yes, Agbonlahor gets injured a lot. Even with the best of intentions he won't be much use on the pitch. But his presence around the team, around the youngsters as a mentor, his connection to Aston Villa, is not something you can just buy. What Agbonlahor has is what many teams chasing any target would absolutely kill for. It's not something you sell or marginalise.

Aston Villa should keep Gabriel Agbonlahor, and what's more they should renew his contact so he can continue on at the club of his dreams. So he can instil in players like Keinan Davies the love and loyalty we all want football to be built around.


http://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2017/12/07/why-aston-villa-must-keep-gabriel-agbonlahor-involved/ (http://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2017/12/07/why-aston-villa-must-keep-gabriel-agbonlahor-involved/)

Take a bow whichever fellow Bluenose wrote this. But be careful what you wish for,  the bastard will just be rolled out for games against us.
Title: Re: Hilarious article about Gabby, written by Gabby
Post by: PeterWithe on December 21, 2017, 11:54:04 AM
Fuck me, I've heard it all now.
Title: Re: Hilarious article about Gabby, written by Gabby
Post by: Sexual Ealing on December 21, 2017, 11:54:32 AM
‘As long as he is physically able to walk.’ Great to have him on board.
Title: Re: Hilarious article about Gabby, written by Gabby
Post by: Comrade Blitz on December 21, 2017, 11:58:24 AM

Who is this individual, Muhammad Butt ????

Talking out of his arse.
Title: Re: Hilarious article about Gabby, written by Gabby
Post by: Mister E on December 21, 2017, 12:02:00 PM
There's false news, alternative facts ... and then there's this piece of writing.
Title: Re: Hilarious article about Gabby, written by Gabby
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on December 21, 2017, 12:48:04 PM

Who is this individual, Muhammad Butt ????
Did he write that load of bollocks?

Apparently he's Head of Features at HITC.
File under 'Footie Fan since Euro 1996'.
Title: Re: Hilarious article about Gabby, written by Gabby
Post by: Tayls_7 on December 21, 2017, 01:36:05 PM
That expiry means Agbonlahor can begin negotiating with other clubs in January to agree a free transfer away in the summer and there's nothing Villa can do about it. That's why their decision on Agbonlahor must be made now.


Ha ha, Brilliant. That's cheered me right up. I've finally made my long and painstakingly difficult decision.  :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Hilarious article about Gabby, written by Gabby
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on December 21, 2017, 01:39:38 PM
Quote from: Muhammad Butt of HITC (AKA Gabby Agbonlahor)

Why Aston Villa must keep Gabriel Agbonlahor involved

Aston Villa's long-serving local hero Gabriel Agbonlahor is finally back from injury, but with his contract expiring in the summer should the club feature him at all?

Gabriel Agbonlajor joined Aston Villa when he was a child and was lucky and talented enough to progress all the way through the club ranks into the first-team where he's played almost 400 games in over a decade. Agbonlahor loves Aston Villa, the club runs through his veins and one imagines he would want to keep playing for them as long as he is physically able to walk.

But the club has grander ambitions; chasing promotion to the Premier League. In Agbonlahor's injured absencem, teenager Keinan Davis has taken to the striker's role like a duck to water and looks a genuine find for Steve Bruce's men.

With Davis in control of the shirt and star-signing Jonathan Kodjia due back from injury next season, Aston Villa clearly have other plans for their striker role. They aren't counting on Gabriel Agbonlahor, that's why his contract has been allowed to run down to the point where it expires at the end of the season.

That expiry means Agbonlahor can begin negotiating with other clubs in January to agree a free transfer away in the summer and there's nothing Villa can do about it. That's why their decision on Agbonlahor must be made now.

And that decision shouldn't be to sell Agbonlahor now for a quick profit. No, if Aston Villa want to avoid the mistakes of the past, they will renew Gabriel Agbonlahor's contract as soon as possible and ensure he stays around for the long-term.

What can he offer Villa on the pitch? At 31, maybe not that much. Probably not as much as Davis and Kodjia can. But off the pitch? That's where Agbonlahor comes into his own.  He regularly eats as much as Barry Austin, goes off to Dubai for holidays when his team need him the most, and on days where the club aren't doing much such as getting relegated, he can be found in hotel rooms romping with various ladies.'

Aston Villa are a side that's light on Premier League experience in attack, and that's something Agbonlahor has 322 games of. He knows the perils and the pitfalls and if Villa want to survive if they get back to the Premier League, he'll be essential.
Agbonlahor will be essential in getting there, too. Yes, Keinan Davis is the main man up-front right now (and Albert Adomah is the side's main goalscorer) but Davis is 19 and has no experience of run-ins, no idea how dealing with the pressure of performing in April and May.

Yes, Agbonlahor gets injured a lot. Even with the best of intentions he won't be much use on the pitch. But his presence around the team, around the youngsters as a mentor, his connection to Aston Villa, is not something you can just buy. What Agbonlahor has is what many teams chasing any target would absolutely kill for. It's not something you sell or marginalise.

Aston Villa should keep Gabriel Agbonlahor, and what's more they should renew his contact so he can continue on at the club of his dreams. So he can instil in players like Keinan Davies the love and loyalty we all want football to be built around.


http://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2017/12/07/why-aston-villa-must-keep-gabriel-agbonlahor-involved/ (http://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2017/12/07/why-aston-villa-must-keep-gabriel-agbonlahor-involved/)


I have fixed the bit about what he can offer off the pitch.
Title: Re: Hilarious article about Gabby, written by Gabby
Post by: dicedlam on December 21, 2017, 04:23:07 PM
''we shouldn't look to make a quick profit''

Christ on a bike!
 
The only thing to profit from is to get this fucking leech gone!
 
Title: Re: Hilarious article about Gabby, written by Gabby
Post by: Richard E on December 21, 2017, 04:31:36 PM
''we don't have a prayer of making a profit, quick or otherwise''

Fixed.
Title: Re: Hilarious article about Gabby, written by Gabby
Post by: cheltenhamlion on December 21, 2017, 05:29:01 PM
Has this fucker been at the crack pipe?
Title: Re: Hilarious article about Gabby, written by Gabby
Post by: AV82EC on December 21, 2017, 05:50:48 PM
Has this fucker been at the crack pipe?

HITC = Head in the clouds.

Fucking hell I’ve read some shite in my time but that takes the biscuit.
Title: Re: Hilarious article about Gabby, written by Gabby
Post by: ktvillan on December 21, 2017, 07:05:19 PM
Gabby as mentor to young players is a bit like jack the ripper as mentor to trainee surgeons.
Title: Re: Hilarious article about Gabby, written by Gabby
Post by: Holte132 on December 21, 2017, 08:14:35 PM
Surely this isn't serious? How can it be, unless the author of the piece knows nothing!
Title: Re: Hilarious article about Gabby, written by Gabby
Post by: The Edge on December 21, 2017, 08:19:03 PM
Quote from: Muhammad Butt of HITC (AKA Gabby Agbonlahor)

Why Aston Villa must keep Gabriel Agbonlahor involved

Aston Villa's long-serving local hero Gabriel Agbonlahor is finally back from injury, but with his contract expiring in the summer should the club feature him at all?

Gabriel Agbonlajor joined Aston Villa when he was a child and was lucky and talented enough to progress all the way through the club ranks into the first-team where he's played almost 400 games in over a decade. Agbonlahor loves Aston Villa, the club runs through his veins and one imagines he would want to keep playing for them as long as he is physically able to walk.

But the club has grander ambitions; chasing promotion to the Premier League. In Agbonlahor's injured absencem, teenager Keinan Davis has taken to the striker's role like a duck to water and looks a genuine find for Steve Bruce's men.

With Davis in control of the shirt and star-signing Jonathan Kodjia due back from injury next season, Aston Villa clearly have other plans for their striker role. They aren't counting on Gabriel Agbonlahor, that's why his contract has been allowed to run down to the point where it expires at the end of the season.

That expiry means Agbonlahor can begin negotiating with other clubs in January to agree a free transfer away in the summer and there's nothing Villa can do about it. That's why their decision on Agbonlahor must be made now.

And that decision shouldn't be to sell Agbonlahor now for a quick profit. No, if Aston Villa want to avoid the mistakes of the past, they will renew Gabriel Agbonlahor's contract as soon as possible and ensure he stays around for the long-term.

What can he offer Villa on the pitch? At 31, maybe not that much. Probably not as much as Davis and Kodjia can. But off the pitch? That's where Agbonlahor comes into his own.

Aston Villa are a side that's light on Premier League experience in attack, and that's something Agbonlahor has 322 games of. He knows the perils and the pitfalls and if Villa want to survive if they get back to the Premier League, he'll be essential.
Agbonlahor will be essential in getting there, too. Yes, Keinan Davis is the main man up-front right now (and Albert Adomah is the side's main goalscorer) but Davis is 19 and has no experience of run-ins, no idea how dealing with the pressure of performing in April and May.

Yes, Agbonlahor gets injured a lot. Even with the best of intentions he won't be much use on the pitch. But his presence around the team, around the youngsters as a mentor, his connection to Aston Villa, is not something you can just buy. What Agbonlahor has is what many teams chasing any target would absolutely kill for. It's not something you sell or marginalise.

Aston Villa should keep Gabriel Agbonlahor, and what's more they should renew his contact so he can continue on at the club of his dreams. So he can instil in players like Keinan Davies the love and loyalty we all want football to be built around.


http://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2017/12/07/why-aston-villa-must-keep-gabriel-agbonlahor-involved/ (http://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2017/12/07/why-aston-villa-must-keep-gabriel-agbonlahor-involved/)

Take a bow whichever fellow Bluenose wrote this. But be careful what you wish for,  the bastard will just be rolled out for games against us.
Byeeeee
Title: Re: Hilarious article about Gabby, written by Gabby
Post by: Marlon From Bearwood on December 21, 2017, 08:21:27 PM
As if anyone would offer us actual money for Gabby
Title: Re: Hilarious article about Gabby, written by Gabby
Post by: russon on December 21, 2017, 08:25:31 PM
All I want for Christmas is Gabby’s P45
Title: Re: Hilarious article about Gabby, written by Gabby
Post by: boutrosboutrosgnarly on December 21, 2017, 10:48:00 PM
That article is a fine example of the harmful effects of certain class a drugs on a persons mental wellbeing.
Title: Re: Hilarious article about Gabby, written by Gabby
Post by: adrenachrome on December 21, 2017, 11:57:01 PM
The writer, and I use the term advisedly, was clearly under direction to write something controversial and sufficiently provocative to get Villa fans onto their site and adding their two pennies worth.

In other words, click bait. 
Title: Re: Hilarious article about Gabby, written by Gabby
Post by: Axl Rose on December 22, 2017, 05:41:08 AM
Quote
What can he offer Villa on the pitch? At 31, maybe not that much. Probably not as much as Davis and Kodjia can. But off the pitch? That's where Agbonlahor comes into his own.

Fucking hell.

Exactly the words that left my mouth.
Title: Re: Hilarious article about Gabby, written by Gabby
Post by: sickbeggar on December 22, 2017, 09:18:39 AM
Wonderful stuff. Looking forward to the follow up "Richards can lead Villa in Europe" article next week.
Title: Re: Hilarious article about Gabby, written by Gabby
Post by: The Edge on December 22, 2017, 09:21:41 AM
Article written by a nose in a failed attempt at humour. Nothing to see here.
Title: Re: Hilarious article about Gabby, written by Gabby
Post by: dcdavecollett on December 22, 2017, 05:29:15 PM
Actually, Gabby does add a lot off the pitch.

Most people call it flab.
Title: Re: Hilarious article about Gabby, written by Gabby
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on December 22, 2017, 09:48:16 PM
Most people seem to judge him on what they want to believe rather than what he does. He certainly has my sympathy for having had to work with next to no service for the last 7 or more years.

Still, he earns a fortune so he must be crap. Hang him!
Title: Re: Hilarious article about Gabby, written by Gabby
Post by: Tayls_7 on December 22, 2017, 11:09:08 PM
Most people seem to judge him on what they want to believe rather than what he does. He certainly has my sympathy for having had to work with next to no service for the last 7 or more years.

Still, he earns a fortune so he must be crap. Hang him!

Yes. They must have ran him ragged on fruitless forays down the channels. He looked like a spent whippet towards the end. So much so that the poor Villa fanatic had to enjoy prolonged holidays while we paid to watch our status at the top table get pissed up the wall.
Title: Re: Hilarious article about Gabby, written by Gabby
Post by: TB on December 22, 2017, 11:11:02 PM
Most Some people seem to judge him on what they want to believe

Fixed
Title: Re: Hilarious article about Gabby, written by Gabby
Post by: phantom limb on December 23, 2017, 08:35:19 AM
HITC has always been clickbait in its purest form.
Title: Re: Hilarious article about Gabby, written by Gabby
Post by: Bad English on December 23, 2017, 06:16:49 PM
Most people seem to judge him on what they want to believe rather than what he does. He certainly has my sympathy for having had to work with next to no service for the last 7 or more years.

Still, he earns a fortune so he must be crap. Hang him!
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