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Title: Relegation Watch
Post by: olaftab on February 15, 2017, 11:25:15 AM
Current form will suggest that we have to take the threat of relegation seriously. So I think we need 50 points to be absolutely safe and that means 14 from remaining 15 matches. Should be doable but I am not sure....
16.   Aston Villa                    31   8   12   11   30:36   36   
     
17.   Nottingham            32   10   6   16   45:56   36   
     
18.   Wolves                    31   9   8   14   38:42   35   
     
19.   QPR                            31   9   7   15   30:44   34   
     
20.   Bristol City            31   9   5   17   42:46   32   
     
21.   Burton                    31   8   7   16   31:45   31   
     
22.   Wigan                    31   7   8   16   29:38   29   
     
23.   Blackburn                    31   7   8   16   36:49   29   
     
24.   Rotherham            32   4   5   23   30:68   17   
     
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: Nunkin1965 on February 15, 2017, 11:49:47 AM
Well it looks like 2 places are up for grabs and we might just fill one of them. I really can't believe I've written those words but each and every team below us will battle,scrap and fight for every point (we'll perhaps apart from Wolves), and we are miles off it at the moment.

Last night wasn't even a surprise.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: OzVilla on February 15, 2017, 11:53:31 AM
Fucking ace, top of the table. Oh wait..........
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: levico on February 15, 2017, 12:33:46 PM
Surely 10 points taking us to 46 would be ok.

If it's truly 14 points required then we are in deep trouble.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: TonyD on February 15, 2017, 12:36:31 PM
What grounds are you looking forward to going to next year if we drop.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: Meanwood Villa on February 15, 2017, 12:40:19 PM
I am starting to get a bit concerned but surely we'll see some improvement before the end of the season and we've got a reasonable cushion. The initial new manager bounce under Bruce may be what ends up saving us.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: chrisw1 on February 15, 2017, 01:49:55 PM
At least if we go down next year we will smash it....
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: Chris Jameson on February 15, 2017, 01:51:01 PM
Think we'll be okay this season and possibly the next but by the third season down here we've had it.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: Des Little on February 15, 2017, 01:51:44 PM
Shit I thought this thread was advertising a nice commemorative timepiece - possibly to help us countdown to the inevitable plummet into obscurity
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: LeeB on February 15, 2017, 01:52:57 PM
Think we'll be okay this season and possibly the next but by the third season down here we've had it.

Yes, that's the wage bill fire sale tipping point.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: Chris Jameson on February 15, 2017, 04:13:00 PM
Think we'll be okay this season and possibly the next but by the third season down here we've had it.

Yes, that's the wage bill fire sale tipping point.

At least we'll be able to see if Agbonlahor has found his level.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: LeeB on February 15, 2017, 04:44:34 PM
Think we'll be okay this season and possibly the next but by the third season down here we've had it.

Yes, that's the wage bill fire sale tipping point.

At least we'll be able to see if Agbonlahor has found his level.

I'm not so sure, I think that's akin to dropping an anchor over the Mariana trench.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: SoccerHQ on February 15, 2017, 06:04:57 PM
We won't go down.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: Lobsterboy on February 15, 2017, 06:08:13 PM
I have a mate who is a Preston fan and he seemed to think 47 points was the magical figure.

I am sure we will scrape our way to 47 points but it is absolutely shameful that we are looking over our shoulders after spending a gazillion on new players - absolute garbage
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: PeterWithesShin on February 15, 2017, 06:16:54 PM
Working backwards from last season, this is how many points the side finishing 22nd had: 40, 41, 44, 54, 40, 42, 47, 46, 52, 42, 42, 50 (04/05).
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: West Derby Villan on February 15, 2017, 06:39:20 PM
We won't get relegated
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: SoccerHQ on February 15, 2017, 07:27:42 PM
SHA stayed up on 44 points I think in 13/14.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: Steve kirk on February 16, 2017, 08:19:48 PM
Last season 41 points was good enough to stay up in the championship, 42 in 14/15, 44 in 13/14, occasionally its very high as in 12/13 when 55 was needed,  that was when Wolves went straight through into League 1, a few points on the board in the next few games will stop me doing this kind of research.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on February 16, 2017, 08:31:48 PM
SHA stayed up on 44 points I think in 13/14.

I think this is one of the saddest most disheartening statements about what we have come to. On so many levels.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: itmustbe_it is! on February 16, 2017, 08:44:58 PM
Think we'll be okay this season and possibly the next but by the third season down here we've had it.
Think we'll be okay this season and possibly the next but by the third season down here we've had it.

Yes, that's the wage bill fire sale tipping point.

At least we'll be able to see if Agbonlahor has found his level.

I'm not so sure, I think that's akin to dropping an anchor over the Mariana trench.

Yes, that's the wage bill fire sale tipping point.

At least we'll be able to see if Agbonlahor has found his level.

I'm not so sure, I think that's akin to dropping an anchor over the Mariana trench.

This made me spit out my beer !
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: supertom on February 16, 2017, 11:20:29 PM
I have a mate who is a Preston fan and he seemed to think 47 points was the magical figure.

I am sure we will scrape our way to 47 points but it is absolutely shameful that we are looking over our shoulders after spending a gazillion on new players - absolute garbage
36 is normally enough in the Premier League. Maybe that's why we're so shit at the moment, we've forgotten we're in the Championship and think we've got survival sewn up already.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: Ads on February 17, 2017, 12:26:59 AM
I think we will be well away from the relegation places. Sadly well away from the play offs too!
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: wittonwarrior on February 17, 2017, 12:46:31 AM
Agree with Ads, no matter how much  we slag off  our underachievers, the quality in the squad is just too good to hit the bottom three.  Yes I know  all  past history saying  I am wrong but no club has ever gone down with such a half decent bunch  of players. 

At the same time we are a  million miles away from sniffing the play offs this season. 

Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on February 18, 2017, 04:41:37 PM
QPR go above us tonight. We're now 17th. Burton look like picking up 3 points too putting them 2 points behind us.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: oswald funkletrumpet on February 18, 2017, 08:55:44 PM
If we lose to the barcodes and derby then we are right in it

We have got to go to rotherham, wigan, blackburn, burton so yur fate is in our own hands

As for us being too good to go down, dont believe it for a minute, 30 odd points off the top, 22 off the playoffs and 6 off the bottom 3 tells you we could get drawn in
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: class-of-82 on February 18, 2017, 09:53:42 PM
So that tells me this team needs our support more than ever no booing no negative vibes just total support
Villa till I die
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: saunders_heroes on February 18, 2017, 09:55:38 PM
So that tells me this team needs our support more than ever no booing no negative vibes just total support
Villa till I die

The team does get good support.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: aj2k77 on February 19, 2017, 02:39:45 AM
The team is shit, get's supported exactly as any other team as crap as ours would do but without taking in to consideration that they are an embaressment to our name and we've watched numerous piss takers and shit donkeys during the last 7 years.

NO ONE and I mean no one in the football league has been subjected to the humiliating runs and defeats by their team that we as a fan base have.

Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: Deano's Mullet on February 19, 2017, 10:48:17 AM
What gets me is everyone that beats us is usually on a losing run themselves and promptly carry on losing once they've accounted for us. Happened most of last season and quite frequently in the last eight or so games.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: TonyD on February 20, 2017, 11:17:38 PM
Tick tock.
Tick tock.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: myf on February 20, 2017, 11:21:48 PM
Best odds down from 50/1 on Sat to 28/1 tonight.

10 points from 14 games but it's all looking a bit Eric Black to me
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: sickbeggar on February 20, 2017, 11:24:58 PM
i'd take another new manager bounce; He may be as bad as bruce but we could just stay up on a few good results  at the start of his reign
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: cdbearsfan on February 20, 2017, 11:27:43 PM
Annoyed I didn't take 50-1, we were never going to win tonight. Oh well, fifty quid at 28-1 means at least I'll have paid for my holiday if the worst happens.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: ciggiesnbeer on February 21, 2017, 12:04:58 AM
This team and manager look like they could pull a relegation out of the bag. I cant beleive this is an actual possibility this year, but it is. Jesus.

Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: myf on February 21, 2017, 02:48:28 AM
We've played 9 teams twice and recorded a single win against Cardiff. 1 win in 18 matches against average championship teams.  Relegation staring us in the face yet again
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: eric woolban woolban on February 21, 2017, 07:00:32 AM
I'm genuinely worried.  Especially looking at the fixtures we have left.
I know it's sacriligious but we're 25/1 to be relegated.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: Meanwood Villa on February 21, 2017, 07:21:11 AM
Ah yes, the comforting familiarity of a relegation battle. The really concerning thing for me is that, Newcastle aside, the teams we've lost to in this run have been mid/lower table teams. Despite the oft repeated cliche that anyone can beat anyone in this league the top 6 this season all look pretty consistent. We've still got to play four of them, two before the next international break.

The key games are against our fellow strugglers so Bristol City and Rotherham are absolutely crucial. Two wins and we can breathe easier. Failure to beat Rotherham will be concerning as pretty much everyone does. Failure to beat City as well leaves us really staring down the barrel.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: David_Nab on February 21, 2017, 07:31:18 AM
In massive trouble now , don't see where a win is coming from.The team is not a team just a bunch on individuals we have zero link up play and the defence is all over the place.

Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: Steve kirk on February 21, 2017, 08:00:30 AM
Extremely concerened, got to take some points from Derby/Bristol/Rotherham, fail in those fixtures and I think we're heading into League 1, anyway got to get to work to get the latest relentless round of piss taking out of the way, happy fuckin days.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: Tony Erdington on February 21, 2017, 08:07:22 AM
Extremely concerened, got to take some points from Derby/Bristol/Rotherham, fail in those fixtures and I think we're heading into League 1, anyway got to get to work to get the latest relentless round of piss taking out of the way, happy fuckin days.

Darren Bent will he enjoy himself Saturday.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: Steve kirk on February 21, 2017, 08:15:14 AM
Extremely concerened, got to take some points from Derby/Bristol/Rotherham, fail in those fixtures and I think we're heading into League 1, anyway got to get to work to get the latest relentless round of piss taking out of the way, happy fuckin days.

Darren Bent will he enjoy himself Saturday.

Yes its written that he will nick a couple
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: not3bad on February 21, 2017, 11:27:03 AM
Erm, would league 1 be more fun.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: puppyfeat on February 21, 2017, 12:05:19 PM
Erm, would league 1 be more fun.
Probably not, but at least we'd avoid being publicly humiliated on live TV every couple of weeks.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: Nunkin1965 on February 21, 2017, 12:10:10 PM
Erm, would league 1 be more fun.
Probably not, but at least we'd avoid being publicly humiliated on live TV every couple of weeks.

See, theres always a positive if you look for one.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: VillaAlways on February 21, 2017, 09:46:05 PM
Well at least the gap hasn't got closer this evening with Wigan losing to QPR
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: SoccerHQ on February 21, 2017, 09:59:52 PM
Well with the teams we've got left to play we accumulate 25 yes 25 points in the reverse games earlier this season.

Half of that and I reckon we'll be safe....48 and a half points should be enough for 21st place.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: Ads on February 22, 2017, 02:00:14 PM
Another 25 points would put us just about top half on the past few seasons.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: Ad@m on February 22, 2017, 02:08:20 PM
Well with the teams we've got left to play we accumulate 25 yes 25 points in the reverse games earlier this season.

25 points is 8 wins and a draw.  From 14 matches.

Really?!
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: SoccerHQ on February 22, 2017, 08:15:33 PM
Well with the teams we've got left to play we accumulate 25 yes 25 points in the reverse games earlier this season.

25 points is 8 wins and a draw.  From 14 matches.

Really?!

I was only saying if we replicate our results v same opposition earlier this season.

Derby- D
Bristol City- L
Rotherham- W
Sheffield Weds- L
Wigan- W
Norwich- L
QPR- W
Burton- W
Huddersfield- D
Fulham- W
Reading- W
SHA- D
Blackburn- W
Brighton- D

24 points against remaining opposition from earlier this season.

Of course we got most of those points at home and we're shite away so I just halved the points.

Regardless we should be o.k not that it's anywhere near good enough from a league we should be enjoying and winning most weeks eh Adam?

This is more depressing than our premier league years for me.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: SoccerHQ on February 22, 2017, 08:18:44 PM
Bristol City losing, they have a very tough run in.

Tammy Abraham also injured, won't play v us.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: BOB MANSFIELD on February 22, 2017, 08:27:34 PM
Good.
We really need all those below us to continually lose, whilst we don't care too much about those above....unless they are playing Villa !
Is a small shout for Fulham in order ? No. OK.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: mr underhill on February 23, 2017, 05:22:22 AM
it is I like Fulham my brother is a life long Villa fan but lives a mile or so from the ground so has adopted them as his second club. They have done very well this year.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: ciggiesnbeer on February 23, 2017, 07:07:32 AM
I havent looked at the top of the table for a while. It is good to see Fulham up there. Nice club. Chill fans.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: robbo1874 on February 23, 2017, 08:54:16 AM
Well with the teams we've got left to play we accumulate 25 yes 25 points in the reverse games earlier this season.

25 points is 8 wins and a draw.  From 14 matches.

Really?!

I was only saying if we replicate our results v same opposition earlier this season.

Derby- D
Bristol City- L
Rotherham- W
Sheffield Weds- L
Wigan- W
Norwich- L
QPR- W
Burton- W
Huddersfield- D
Fulham- W
Reading- W
SHA- D
Blackburn- W
Brighton- D

24 points against remaining opposition from earlier this season.

Of course we got most of those points at home and we're shite away so I just halved the points.

Regardless we should be o.k not that it's anywhere near good enough from a league we should be enjoying and winning most weeks eh Adam?

This is more depressing than our premier league years for me.
you can't really just halve the points though can you? If you're suggesting we won't get any more wins, we're looking realistically at 10 points. Fuck knows how it will go, but current form suggests not too many wins and quite a few losses. Would 10 more points see us safe? I can't honestly believe we're even having to contemplate this after the money we've spent. It's a bad joke.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: Ads on February 23, 2017, 09:00:50 AM
If we can get the next three games right, and they're going to be the clash of the over dipped rich tea biscuit versus the soggy wheatbix, then there's a chance that in a weeks time we could have 7 or 9 points under our belts.

Bristol and Rotherham simply have to be put away, no questions about that. Bristol are without their top forward, Abrahams and are on as big a spiral as us. The Derby game holds the key to it; confidence is crucial. We need an Andi style in off your arse in the last minute effort to breathe it into them, as they're good players for this level.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: SoccerHQ on February 23, 2017, 11:01:19 AM
Well with the teams we've got left to play we accumulate 25 yes 25 points in the reverse games earlier this season.

25 points is 8 wins and a draw.  From 14 matches.

Really?!

I was only saying if we replicate our results v same opposition earlier this season.

Derby- D
Bristol City- L
Rotherham- W
Sheffield Weds- L
Wigan- W
Norwich- L
QPR- W
Burton- W
Huddersfield- D
Fulham- W
Reading- W
SHA- D
Blackburn- W
Brighton- D

24 points against remaining opposition from earlier this season.

Of course we got most of those points at home and we're shite away so I just halved the points.

Regardless we should be o.k not that it's anywhere near good enough from a league we should be enjoying and winning most weeks eh Adam?

This is more depressing than our premier league years for me.
you can't really just halve the points though can you? If you're suggesting we won't get any more wins, we're looking realistically at 10 points. Fuck knows how it will go, but current form suggests not too many wins and quite a few losses. Would 10 more points see us safe? I can't honestly believe we're even having to contemplate this after the money we've spent. It's a bad joke.

I never said that.

I just was making the point that we've got a decent record against most of the teams we've got left to play given we've beaten or drawn with most of them earlier in the season.

I don't think it's asking a lot to think we could get a draw at home to Bristol and then beat Rotherham away. Rotherham have 19 fewer points than we do and are already relegated...if we don't beat them Steve Bruce should be sacked on the spot.

Whatever way we look at it I really don't see us going down....I doubt you'll need 50 points and we will surely go on an unbeaten run of 4-5 games between now and the end which will probably be enough on its own.

And just to qualify before you all think I'm a happy clapper or whatever it is nowhere near good enough for the money we've spent and how we should be in this division.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: auntiesledd on February 23, 2017, 12:35:17 PM
Bristol City losing, they have a very tough run in.

Tammy Abraham also injured, won't play v us.

Their form is every bit as woeful as ours, so we all know that getting three points in the bag is an absolute MUST when they come to VP. It's ironic that Lee Johnson was being touted (by some) as a possible replacement for RDM: yet a few months later he looks like he could end up with his P45 before Bruce! It's a funny old game innit...
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: Bottom Right 89 on February 23, 2017, 12:48:25 PM
The way to deal with this is nip it in the bud now, 9 points and no fuck ups from the next 3 matches. Now Jedinak is back watch the results start to go our way.

For the record I'm still looking at 6th place with a John Gregory run to finish the season. It is written in the stars that we will play Newcastle in the final and hand out a damn good thrashing to those northern upstarts.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: mr underhill on February 23, 2017, 01:08:45 PM
is whatever you're on legal? If so, please PM me.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: oswald funkletrumpet on February 23, 2017, 06:14:19 PM
The way to deal with this is nip it in the bud now, 9 points and no fuck ups from the next 3 matches. Now Jedinak is back watch the results start to go our way.

For the record I'm still looking at 6th place with a John Gregory run to finish the season. It is written in the stars that we will play Newcastle in the final and hand out a damn good thrashing to those northern upstarts.

Nurse we've found him
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: West Derby Villan on February 23, 2017, 06:29:42 PM
The way to deal with this is nip it in the bud now, 9 points and no fuck ups from the next 3 matches. Now Jedinak is back watch the results start to go our way.

For the record I'm still looking at 6th place with a John Gregory run to finish the season. It is written in the stars that we will play Newcastle in the final and hand out a damn good thrashing to those northern upstarts.


Yessssirreeeeee
Title: Re: Rehab Watch!
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on February 23, 2017, 06:32:21 PM
The way to deal with this is nip it in the bud now, 9 points and no fuck ups from the next 3 matches. Now Jedinak is back watch the results start to go our way.

For the record I'm still looking at 6th place with a John Gregory run to finish the season. It is written in the stars that we will play Newcastle in the final and hand out a damn good thrashing to those northern upstarts.

Anything's possible.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: darren woolley on February 23, 2017, 06:32:36 PM
I don't think we will get relegated we will do enough to get out of it.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: Des Little on February 23, 2017, 08:37:13 PM
The way to deal with this is nip it in the bud now, 9 points and no fuck ups from the next 3 matches. Now Jedinak is back watch the results start to go our way.

For the record I'm still looking at 6th place with a John Gregory run to finish the season. It is written in the stars that we will play Newcastle in the final and hand out a damn good thrashing to those northern upstarts.

Anything's possible.

Are they still selling Thunderbird?
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: ciggiesnbeer on February 24, 2017, 05:14:11 AM
The way to deal with this is nip it in the bud now, 9 points and no fuck ups from the next 3 matches. Now Jedinak is back watch the results start to go our way.

For the record I'm still looking at 6th place with a John Gregory run to finish the season. It is written in the stars that we will play Newcastle in the final and hand out a damn good thrashing to those northern upstarts.

Well said. I love your optimism. UTV!
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: AV82EC on February 24, 2017, 10:07:34 AM
14 games left, 42 points to play for, Jedinak back, what could possibly go wrong.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: Bottom Right 89 on February 24, 2017, 12:09:54 PM
I want everyone to visualise a hot sunny day in May, you've just arrived at the Green Man beer garden overlooking the Wembley Arch sipping a tepid overpriced lager out of a plastic cup, you duck to avoid a cracked leather caser that is being belted around by other more intoxicated Villans. You look across there is a youth from Kingstanding throwing up by the fence, Ian Taylor has just walked in all smiles and handshakes, he's handing out free headphones and bottles of prosecco. You are thinking back to those miserable days post Newcastle away when you wanted the world to open up and swallow Aston Villa whole, people were getting all concerned about Championship survival, the Bluenoses and everyone one else you know were laughing so hard at us the NHS were calling it the cracked rib crisis of 2017.

A smile then beams across your face, how the hell did we make the Play off Final? Then you realise it was Derby at home, the turning point, the day Bruce's boys finally got their shit together, when every shot went in even that one heading for the corner flag from Alan Hutton until that albino fella diverted it goalwards.

Get ready and prepare for victory, the good times are coming.
Title: Re: Rehab Watch!
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on February 24, 2017, 01:01:12 PM
The way to deal with this is nip it in the bud now, 9 points and no fuck ups from the next 3 matches. Now Jedinak is back watch the results start to go our way.

For the record I'm still looking at 6th place with a John Gregory run to finish the season. It is written in the stars that we will play Newcastle in the final and hand out a damn good thrashing to those northern upstarts.

Anything's possible.

Are they still selling Thunderbird?

Night Train Express I think, Des.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: Nunkin1965 on February 24, 2017, 01:07:22 PM
I want everyone to visualise a hot sunny day in May, you've just arrived at the Green Man beer garden overlooking the Wembley Arch sipping a tepid overpriced lager out of a plastic cup, you duck to avoid a cracked leather caser that is being belted around by other more intoxicated Villans. You look across there is a youth from Kingstanding throwing up by the fence, Ian Taylor has just walked in all smiles and handshakes, he's handing out free headphones and bottles of prosecco. You are thinking back to those miserable days post Newcastle away when you wanted the world to open up and swallow Aston Villa whole, people were getting all concerned about Championship survival, the Bluenoses and everyone one else you know were laughing so hard at us the NHS were calling it the cracked rib crisis of 2017.

A smile then beams across your face, how the hell did we make the Play off Final? Then you realise it was Derby at home, the turning point, the day Bruce's boys finally got their shit together, when every shot went in even that one heading for the corner flag from Alan Hutton until that albino fella diverted it goalwards.

Get ready and prepare for victory, the good times are coming.

This has made my day better. Nobody can stop us now. UTV.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: MarkM on February 24, 2017, 01:15:59 PM
I want everyone to visualise a hot sunny day in May, you've just arrived at the Green Man beer garden overlooking the Wembley Arch sipping a tepid overpriced lager out of a plastic cup, you duck to avoid a cracked leather caser that is being belted around by other more intoxicated Villans. You look across there is a youth from Kingstanding throwing up by the fence, Ian Taylor has just walked in all smiles and handshakes, he's handing out free headphones and bottles of prosecco. You are thinking back to those miserable days post Newcastle away when you wanted the world to open up and swallow Aston Villa whole, people were getting all concerned about Championship survival, the Bluenoses and everyone one else you know were laughing so hard at us the NHS were calling it the cracked rib crisis of 2017.

A smile then beams across your face, how the hell did we make the Play off Final? Then you realise it was Derby at home, the turning point, the day Bruce's boys finally got their shit together, when every shot went in even that one heading for the corner flag from Alan Hutton until that albino fella diverted it goalwards.

Get ready and prepare for victory, the good times are coming.

This has made my day better. Nobody can stop us now.

Sang the Leicester Fans on the last day of last season
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: Des Little on February 24, 2017, 05:28:26 PM
Love the idea that our entire season will be saved thanks to a deflected goal off an albino bloke.  You've got me signed up SIR
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: mallo on February 24, 2017, 05:31:54 PM
I don't think we'll get relegated, we surely are even too good for that. My stock phrase : we haven't gelled yet.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: West Derby Villan on February 24, 2017, 05:51:09 PM
I Love Old Pink Eyes
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: Des Little on February 24, 2017, 05:58:46 PM
Conjunctivitis is a bastard
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: oldtimernow on February 24, 2017, 06:08:46 PM
I don't think we'll get relegated, we surely are even too good for that. My stock phrase : we haven't gelled yet.

maybe this will help?

Boil cup of water.
Empty jello powder into a large mixing bowl and add the boiling water.
Continue stirring for two minutes or until the jello is completely dissolved.
Add in the 1/2 cup of cold water and 1/2 cup of vodka.
Stir until mixed and pour into 2oz. cups filled 1/2 to 3/4 of the way.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: wince on February 24, 2017, 08:31:25 PM
In pub full of noses watching dingles versus scum. Plenty of shit on the villa bollocks being shouted but you know what, whatever league we are in, I would rather us demand greatness than settle for being some scummy shithole in bordsley who have no ambition other than finishing above us. We are in the shit but we will improve,we have to improve as compared to the crap midlands clubs around us, I am filled with contempt against most of them (accept Walsall) as they will never match what we have achieved so fuck them as no matter what league we are in, we are villa and we will win when we want!
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: SoccerHQ on February 24, 2017, 08:31:57 PM
Mad to think Wolves are still below us.....God bless Lambert.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: wince on February 24, 2017, 08:35:39 PM
Oddly the scum winning serves us better.....
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: SoccerHQ on February 24, 2017, 08:38:30 PM
Yes it does.

Sad sad times.

Still had a bit of SHA at 11/4 pre match.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: wince on February 24, 2017, 08:44:39 PM
We will be fine.......tis but a flesh wound
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: wince on February 24, 2017, 08:48:18 PM
Sha unwashed out in droves cheering replays. It is Solihull however......next year we will win loads in championship/league one/our own minds !!
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: dave.woodhall on February 24, 2017, 10:25:59 PM
Yes it does.

Sad sad times.

Still had a bit of SHA at 11/4 pre match.

Yup.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: adrenachrome on February 25, 2017, 12:02:30 AM
Yes it does.

Sad sad times.

Still had a bit of SHA at 11/4 pre match.

Yup.

Looking at the situation objectively, Small Heath would beat us at the moment. Craig Gardner looks light years ahead of anything we have got right now.

Of course, if we bond/click/gel, we we will be the ones that are  light years ahead.

It made me laugh that the grey grizzled Small Heath beast got sent off for giving a little love tap to the downed dog head with his paw. George Curtis would have put him into the second row of the terracing.   
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: PeterWithe on February 25, 2017, 08:41:59 AM
I want everyone to visualise a hot sunny day in May, you've just arrived at the Green Man beer garden overlooking the Wembley Arch sipping a tepid overpriced lager out of a plastic cup, you duck to avoid a cracked leather caser that is being belted around by other more intoxicated Villans. You look across there is a youth from Kingstanding throwing up by the fence, Ian Taylor has just walked in all smiles and handshakes, he's handing out free headphones and bottles of prosecco. You are thinking back to those miserable days post Newcastle away when you wanted the world to open up and swallow Aston Villa whole, people were getting all concerned about Championship survival, the Bluenoses and everyone one else you know were laughing so hard at us the NHS were calling it the cracked rib crisis of 2017.

A smile then beams across your face, how the hell did we make the Play off Final? Then you realise it was Derby at home, the turning point, the day Bruce's boys finally got their shit together, when every shot went in even that one heading for the corner flag from Alan Hutton until that albino fella diverted it goalwards.

Get ready and prepare for victory, the good times are coming.

*pumps chest proudly, has a think about it, logs on to Betfair, backs Derby*
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: wittonwarrior on February 25, 2017, 09:29:17 AM
All I can say atr 9:28am on 25/02/2017 is thank goodness for Lambert.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: Rudy65 on February 26, 2017, 06:18:18 AM
Mad to think Wolves are still below us.....God bless Lambert.

After they beat Liverpool he was been touted as some mini messiah on WM. That hasnt lasted long though has it. Im ok with the Dingles but it would make me smile if they drop simply to wiipe the smug grin of Lamberts face and his over celebration when they beat us
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: mr underhill on February 26, 2017, 07:45:14 AM
I don't give a fuck personally. All I want is to see us prosper.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: Steve67 on February 26, 2017, 09:23:41 AM
I don't give a fuck personally. All I want is to see us prosper.

This. It's about time we moved on and concentrated on our own shit.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: myf on February 26, 2017, 04:13:04 PM
I don't give a fuck personally. All I want is to see us prosper.

This. It's about time we moved on and concentrated on our own shit.

Been a lot of shit to concentrate on
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: adrenachrome on February 26, 2017, 05:22:36 PM
Hard to sort our shit out when everybody be all up in it. Stay out of our muthafuckin sheeeat ya fuckin shitmoths.

NSFW.

Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: Bottom Right 89 on March 04, 2017, 09:19:25 PM
The way to deal with this is nip it in the bud now, 9 points and no fuck ups from the next 3 matches. Now Jedinak is back watch the results start to go our way.

For the record I'm still looking at 6th place with a John Gregory run to finish the season. It is written in the stars that we will play Newcastle in the final and hand out a damn good thrashing to those northern upstarts.
Anybody want to bet against me? 😂 get in there you Villa boys, we're on our way back!
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: LeeB on March 04, 2017, 09:22:44 PM
The way to deal with this is nip it in the bud now, 9 points and no fuck ups from the next 3 matches. Now Jedinak is back watch the results start to go our way.

For the record I'm still looking at 6th place with a John Gregory run to finish the season. It is written in the stars that we will play Newcastle in the final and hand out a damn good thrashing to those northern upstarts.
Anybody want to bet against me? 😂 get in there you Villa boys, we're on our way back!

I with you brother, it's on
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: Villafirst on March 05, 2017, 06:40:17 AM
Can we turn this into relegation watch for our illustrious neighbours SHA? Oh the joy if we beat them on St. George's Day and this contributes to them ending up in Division 3! It's a bit of a long shot, but you never know. I suppose, realistically, there's more chance of the Wolves going down....
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: ciggiesnbeer on March 05, 2017, 07:12:36 AM
The way to deal with this is nip it in the bud now, 9 points and no fuck ups from the next 3 matches. Now Jedinak is back watch the results start to go our way.

For the record I'm still looking at 6th place with a John Gregory run to finish the season. It is written in the stars that we will play Newcastle in the final and hand out a damn good thrashing to those northern upstarts.
Anybody want to bet against me? 😂 get in there you Villa boys, we're on our way back!

The legend begins.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: TheMalandro on March 05, 2017, 07:15:02 AM
Can we turn this into relegation watch for our illustrious neighbours SHA? Oh the joy if we beat them on St. George's Day and this contributes to them ending up in Division 3! It's a bit of a long shot, but you never know.

Anything is possible with that club.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: chrisw1 on March 05, 2017, 08:09:18 AM
The way to deal with this is nip it in the bud now, 9 points and no fuck ups from the next 3 matches. Now Jedinak is back watch the results start to go our way.

For the record I'm still looking at 6th place with a John Gregory run to finish the season. It is written in the stars that we will play Newcastle in the final and hand out a damn good thrashing to those northern upstarts.
Anybody want to bet against me? 😂 get in there you Villa boys, we're on our way back!
Erm, yep.  £100?
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: Bottom Right 89 on March 05, 2017, 02:47:14 PM
The way to deal with this is nip it in the bud now, 9 points and no fuck ups from the next 3 matches. Now Jedinak is back watch the results start to go our way.

For the record I'm still looking at 6th place with a John Gregory run to finish the season. It is written in the stars that we will play Newcastle in the final and hand out a damn good thrashing to those northern upstarts.
Anybody want to bet against me? 😂 get in there you Villa boys, we're on our way back!
Erm, yep.  £100?
Maybe not, think only a points deduction for punching a horse can stop Newcastle winning the title now so we'll have to play someone else at Wembley.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: Villa Lew on March 06, 2017, 02:38:09 PM
Can we turn this into relegation watch for our illustrious neighbours SHA? Oh the joy if we beat them on St. George's Day and this contributes to them ending up in Division 3! It's a bit of a long shot, but you never know. I suppose, realistically, there's more chance of the Wolves going down....
There's every chance of Wolves and Lambert going down.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: PeterWithesShin on March 07, 2017, 12:27:56 PM
Final table as predicted by "football data boffins"

(http://cdn.images.dailystar.co.uk/dynamic/122/photos/84000/900x738/857084.jpg)
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: Vegas on March 07, 2017, 12:44:13 PM
Final table as predicted by "football data boffins"

(http://cdn.images.dailystar.co.uk/dynamic/122/photos/84000/900x738/857084.jpg)

Good news about this is that a further 31 points will get us into the playoffs, according to the boffins.

We don't even have to win every game. 10 wins and a draw should be enough.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: in exile on March 07, 2017, 02:46:18 PM
Couldn't we donate 3 points to Blackburn and send the shit down?
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: IFWaters on March 11, 2017, 05:32:04 PM
In the last 10 seasons the average points to secure safety has been 49. Highest has been 55, 2 seasons ago when Barnsley finished a point ahead of Peterborough, relegated on 54 points.

Given that Blackburn in 22nd are averaging just over a point a game, we are pretty well safe now. 2 more wins and that will definitely be it.

65 points and 8th or 9th seem a fair target now, as long as Kod can avoid the injury curse.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: Richard on March 11, 2017, 05:38:19 PM
Hoping we can help send the Blosers down too.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: olaftab on March 11, 2017, 09:37:29 PM
I think now that we are set for survival  and mid table mediocrity let's watch our noisy neighbours suffering!
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: Phil from the upper holte on March 11, 2017, 11:10:02 PM
Please make it so.

What makes me laugh was that mind the gap crap and now we're ahead its oh well with the money you've spent I should think so
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: in exile on March 12, 2017, 05:26:44 PM
Oh I love winding them up with the mind the gap comments to my blue nosed friends on Facebook.
They just cant take any stick back at all. It's so easy!
Then when they answer with anything I simply throw "you're obsessed" back at them too. They hate it!
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: PeterWithesShin on March 12, 2017, 09:20:10 PM
For sale

Mind the gap memes. In very good condition as only used for a short period of time. Only selling because no longer needed.

Seller contact details
Birmingham City FC
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: Rudy65 on March 12, 2017, 09:39:39 PM
Their run is difficult bar Rotherham. I think they are going.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch!
Post by: tomd2103 on March 12, 2017, 10:11:42 PM
Can we turn this into relegation watch for our illustrious neighbours SHA? Oh the joy if we beat them on St. George's Day and this contributes to them ending up in Division 3! It's a bit of a long shot, but you never know. I suppose, realistically, there's more chance of the Wolves going down....
There's every chance of Wolves and Lambert going down.

Yep.  Heard him on the radio after the game on Saturday saying that they had been 'great' over the past few weeks. 
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: LeeB on March 12, 2017, 11:14:41 PM
Their run is difficult bar Rotherham. I think they are going.

It would be an epic, even by their standards, 'achievement' to end up relegated this season. They were 4th when they sacked Rowett in December.

Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: brentastonb6 on March 12, 2017, 11:26:13 PM
Their run is difficult bar Rotherham. I think they are going.

It would be an epic, even by their standards, 'achievement' to end up relegated this season. They were 4th when they sacked Rowett in December.




Oh how they used to love singing "There's only one Dougy Ellis " to us, please god McGrath let both team's current respective runs continue so when we play them I can both buy a "I love ❤️ Zola" T shirt and lead the singing of "There's only one Zola! " 🙏
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: robbo1874 on March 13, 2017, 08:19:10 AM
Their run is difficult bar Rotherham. I think they are going.

It would be an epic, even by their standards, 'achievement' to end up relegated this season. They were 4th when they sacked Rowett in December.


that just beggars belief really when you think about it, doesn't it? Sacking your manager when you're in 4th spot in a league of 24 teams, halfway through the season? They look to be on a downward spiral, but looks as if they'll just about survive this season. I'd have expected them to be bankrupt by now though.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: eamonn on March 13, 2017, 08:36:23 AM
Their run is difficult bar Rotherham. I think they are going.

It would be an epic, even by their standards, 'achievement' to end up relegated this season. They were 4th when they sacked Rowett in December.




Oh how they used to love singing "There's only one Dougy Ellis " to us, please god McGrath let both team's current respective runs continue so when we play them I can both buy a "I love ❤️ Zola" T shirt and lead the singing of "There's only one Zola! " 🙏

Not enough syllables.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: ADVILLAFAN on March 13, 2017, 08:37:44 AM
Can't really add Coventry to this as they are so clearly down already.

Wolves and Forest are both in real danger od the drop. Blues need a couple more wins and draws and they'll be safe. As much as I'd like to see them go down, I can't see it happening (would be delighted to eat my words).
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: SashasGrandad on March 13, 2017, 09:11:21 AM
Their run is difficult bar Rotherham. I think they are going.

It would be an epic, even by their standards, 'achievement' to end up relegated this season. They were 4th when they sacked Rowett in December.




Oh how they used to love singing "There's only one Dougy Ellis " to us, please god McGrath let both team's current respective runs continue so when we play them I can both buy a "I love ❤️ Zola" T shirt and lead the singing of "There's only one Zola! " 🙏

Not enough syllables.

Only One dodgy Zola?
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: AV5nobs on March 13, 2017, 11:45:22 AM
Their run is difficult bar Rotherham. I think they are going.

It would be an epic, even by their standards, 'achievement' to end up relegated this season. They were 4th when they sacked Rowett in December.

They were 7th
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: CT on March 13, 2017, 12:09:41 PM
Their run is difficult bar Rotherham. I think they are going.

It would be an epic, even by their standards, 'achievement' to end up relegated this season. They were 4th when they sacked Rowett in December.

They were 7th

Knowledge.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: AV5nobs on March 13, 2017, 12:37:51 PM
Their run is difficult bar Rotherham. I think they are going.

It would be an epic, even by their standards, 'achievement' to end up relegated this season. They were 4th when they sacked Rowett in December.



They were 7th

Knowledge.

It's on BBC sport today with his impending Derby move.  Top class information.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: exigo on March 13, 2017, 01:35:07 PM
Bristol City, Wolves and Forest are only out of the relegation spots thanks to the points we've gifted them.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: Bad English on March 13, 2017, 01:38:26 PM
Their run is difficult bar Rotherham. I think they are going.

It would be an epic, even by their standards, 'achievement' to end up relegated this season. They were 4th when they sacked Rowett in December.




Oh how they used to love singing "There's only one Dougy Ellis " to us, please god McGrath let both team's current respective runs continue so when we play them I can both buy a "I love ❤️ Zola" T shirt and lead the singing of "There's only one Zola! " 🙏

Not enough syllables.

Only One dodgy Zola?

Of course, they're obsessed with us you know!
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: Richard E on March 13, 2017, 01:44:48 PM
Can't really add Coventry to this as they are so clearly down already.

Wolves and Forest are both in real danger od the drop. Blues need a couple more wins and draws and they'll be safe. As much as I'd like to see them go down, I can't see it happening (would be delighted to eat my words).

Can't we anyway just for the hell of it? Knowing how much they hate us makes their misfortune all the more entertaining.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: wittonwarrior on March 13, 2017, 03:29:55 PM
Still think wolves too good to go down whilst the unwashed clearly haven't bought into Zola. Mcclaren to small heath and he has no great recent track record
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: castlefields_villan on March 13, 2017, 04:47:32 PM
No one's ever too good to go down WW
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: LeeB on March 13, 2017, 04:52:27 PM
Their run is difficult bar Rotherham. I think they are going.

It would be an epic, even by their standards, 'achievement' to end up relegated this season. They were 4th when they sacked Rowett in December.



They were 7th

Knowledge.

It's on BBC sport today with his impending Derby move.  Top class information.

Correct sir, I checked on stato. Only two points off 4th place Huddersfield though.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: Tony Erdington on March 13, 2017, 07:51:41 PM
the noses I predict will get 6 points between now and death.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: olaftab on March 13, 2017, 08:36:28 PM
Still think wolves too good to go down whilst the unwashed clearly haven't bought into Zola. Mcclaren to small heath and he has no great recent track record
Lambert has never relegated a team...so there is always the first time!
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: Des Little on March 13, 2017, 09:10:10 PM
Blues won't go down...they've too many points in the bank already.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: PeterWithesShin on March 13, 2017, 09:11:19 PM
They thought that in 2011.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: SoccerHQ on March 13, 2017, 10:37:18 PM
the noses I predict will get 6 points between now and death.

Would still be touch and go on 50 points I reckon, their GD is worse than Blackburn and Wigan and Wolves and Bristol City are starting to pick up points now.

Is it just me or do they always seem to get relegated in the seasons when we play them at home in late April?
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: LeeB on March 13, 2017, 11:43:00 PM
A return of the of the once bi-annual relegation party would be most welcome.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: kippaxvilla2 on March 14, 2017, 10:20:48 PM
And as usual when he needs a result Lambert finds one which once again promotes the myth of him being a promising manager on the verge of something great.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: SoccerHQ on March 14, 2017, 10:47:25 PM
Wolves and Blackburn picking up more points raises that safety tally so little more pressure on SHA to respond....

As much as I dislike giving them oxygen I would find it hilarious given how long they've waited for us to be relegated for them to go down the season we've joined them....particularly from their position at xmas and sacking a successful manager.

Would be such a SHA thing to do...come on football gods.....
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: robbo1874 on March 16, 2017, 09:02:10 AM
And as usual when he needs a result Lambert finds one which once again promotes the myth of him being a promising manager on the verge of something great.
A return of the of the once bi-annual relegation party would be most welcome.
going up, they're going down, they're going up, they're going down...

I dunno who came up with that song, but in pure pisstaking terms, it's perfect.
Title: maths and relegation
Post by: trevor fisher on March 16, 2017, 04:23:10 PM
with 9 games to go, and still room for improvement, the mathematical calculation of the chance of relegation is now on the agenda. With the exception of Rotherham, who can still mathematically save themselves from relegation but only if half a dozen sides lose every game, the possibilities assuming every side wins every game - sorry this is maths not reality  - shows that Villa can get a maximum of 75 points. Other clubs at risk are as follows

club                     played       points        max
Villa                     37             48             75
Blues                    37            44              71
Wolves                 36             42             72
Burton                  37             41             68
Forest                   37            40              67
Blackburn              37            39             66
Bristol                  37             38             65
Wigan                  37             34             51
Rotherham           37             17             44

Victory at Wigan on Saturday would make it impossible for them to catch VIlla whatever happens. However WIgan has a good defence - better than 10 above the in the table - and Villa are very poor at scoring. 37 goals in 37 games is not good at all. So expect a low scoring draw I think.                     
Title: Re: maths and relegation
Post by: avfcdale on March 16, 2017, 04:44:03 PM
if it were true maths you should equate that some of those teams are playing each other so the end points results are therefore impossible
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: peter w on March 17, 2017, 07:21:30 AM
Doesn't mean each teams individual maximum points is incorrect, though.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: avfcdale on March 17, 2017, 11:29:28 AM
yes if every game is won, but that table is a mathematical impossibility, we for instance still have to play wigan, blose blackburn and burton all on the list so thats 12 points that can't go on those teams totals.

It's a daft chart
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: trevor fisher on March 17, 2017, 08:14:09 PM
I accept that there are some teams playing each other, and will adjust after the Wigan game. However to do that exercise needs to have all the fixtures for the division. If anyone else has the time to do this, then feel free.

The exercise of mathematically working out where you stand can be done on day one, but after that you have to take out the matches already played some of which will be relegation clashes.

I don't have a computer so even if I had the time I could not do it. But that is what you need to do.

As a rough guide it works OK. The only team we have nothing to worry about is Rotherham, we played them twice and they can't catch us. But for the rest, the matches with teams below us if they win them then they mathematically gain on us. How this plays needs more than a pocket calculator. Someone out their can do the maths.

But its the top line that matters. With 48 points Villa can still be caught. unlikely, and a win at Wigan makes it less likely. But not impossible as Leicester showed with their great escape.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: SoccerHQ on March 17, 2017, 08:46:41 PM
Bristol City 2 up so they're closing the gap on SHA.

I think the thing to remember here is all the teams winning below SHA means the points tally to stay up increases.

I bet a few weeks ago them (and us) were thinking 46 points would be enough...at this rate you'll need 50 + points.

We will pass that in the next 3 games I reckon...given the form SHA are in currently, it will be a bit more hard work for them.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: QuintonVilla on March 17, 2017, 08:55:18 PM
I posted in the Small Heath thread the other day that I think they're going down. Everyone below them seems capable of picking up a win or two all of a sudden. Zola is clueless, their fans are against him and negative towards the team and they can't win a game. Tough run in aswell.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: OCD on March 17, 2017, 09:17:50 PM
Like Premier League teams assume 40 points is needed to avoid relegation, I've always thought you need 50 points in the Championship. With 44 points, I would have thought Blues would have too many to get pulled down. They'll sneak above 50 points. There's another 5 teams in the fight and they only have to be better than 4 of them.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: SoccerHQ on March 17, 2017, 09:42:37 PM
So Bristol City who started tonight in the bottom 3 just three points off them now.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: Ads on March 17, 2017, 09:44:13 PM
Massive chance for Fulham tomorrow so you'd expect them to give the Wolves a beating.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: QuintonVilla on March 17, 2017, 09:46:30 PM
Small Heath have got the worst goal difference down there aswell. Hopefully Newcastle stuff them tomorrow. They've still got to play Burton and Bristol City below them, lose both of them and they're in trouble. Just imagine them coming to us three games from the end of the season hovering just above the relegation zone, we smash them 5-1 again to give them a nudge towards the drop.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: Ads on March 17, 2017, 09:54:16 PM
Bristol is the Noses last game of the season. I can see it going down to that with them.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: LeeB on March 17, 2017, 10:13:13 PM
It's coming home, it's coming home
It's coming
EFL Trophy formerly know as Auto Windscreen Shield is coming home
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: SoccerHQ on March 18, 2017, 11:31:16 PM
Amazing to think just 22 days ago we had 36 points.

I know there's been a lot of games since but Wigan have 34 points and are all but relegated.

Thank goodness we've got our act together over the last three weeks.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: ez on March 20, 2017, 09:18:46 PM
I've just noticed small heath's goal difference is the second worst in the division after Rotherham's.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: Villafirst on April 02, 2017, 12:49:15 AM
Dingles and Lamberk look to be safe.....on the other hand, the noses will be looking over their shoulder after defeat at Brighton on Tuesday night. The 23rd April will interesting as well....
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: amfy on April 02, 2017, 02:28:44 PM
Also interesting is that we play their relegation rivals Blackburn as our last away game, probably with nothing in it for us. Just saying.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: The Laughing Policeman on April 02, 2017, 02:32:08 PM
Also interesting is that we play their relegation rivals Blackburn as our last away game, probably with nothing in it for us. Just saying.
That sir is disgraceful, suggesting that we should throw a match just to relegate our dear neighbours. Shame on you.
Good idea though.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: amfy on April 02, 2017, 02:45:04 PM
I'm not suggesting that at all. I'm suggesting it would really piss them off if we lost.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: ADVILLAFAN on April 02, 2017, 03:53:15 PM
I'm not suggesting that at all. I'm suggesting it would really piss them off if we lost.

No, they'd still be delighted "cuz da Vile lost".
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: cdbearsfan on April 02, 2017, 06:09:38 PM
Sadly, they still have to play Rotherham and none of the other teams down there do. That three points should be enough to guarantee survival as I don't see each of Blackburn, Bristol City, Forest and Burton all getting to at least 49 points.

If Wigan were to put a miraculous run together and ensure that two, rather than one, relegation spots were in doubt, they might have a chance. I can't see it though.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: cdbearsfan on April 02, 2017, 06:10:22 PM
Also interesting is that we play their relegation rivals Blackburn as our last away game, probably with nothing in it for us. Just saying.
That sir is disgraceful, suggesting that we should throw a match just to relegate our dear neighbours. Shame on you.
Good idea though.

How very ungallant.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: Meanwood Villa on April 09, 2017, 04:39:48 PM
A positive from yesterday, we're mathematically safe.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: Dave Cooper please on April 09, 2017, 09:13:04 PM
A positive from yesterday, we're mathematically safe.

Any excuse:

Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: SoccerHQ on April 14, 2017, 05:06:16 PM
Lose at Blackburn.....
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: Richard E on April 14, 2017, 05:07:57 PM
Coventry are down. That 'we'll be back' thing seems to be taking a while.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: Villafirst on April 14, 2017, 05:44:20 PM
The Blues are going down....The 23rd will be interesting!
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: four fornicholl on April 14, 2017, 05:53:12 PM
What a joyous occasion it could be, however, I have a feeling we will fuck it up. All Bruces fault.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: curiousorange on April 14, 2017, 06:13:05 PM
If there was one game more, I reckon the Noses would be gone. But I think they will scrape survival just because of the incompetence of others.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: dave.woodhall on April 14, 2017, 06:16:59 PM
No way will they go down. Wigan or Blackburn have got to make up six points.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 14, 2017, 06:18:53 PM
It's only 4 points.

Even if they don't go it's very funny that after the "mind the gap" wankathon they were having they're now struggling to stay up 4 months later.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: Mellin on April 14, 2017, 06:52:39 PM
Reminds me of the year they started all that Aston Villa relegation party nonsense, only to go down themselves.

Never learn.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: AV5nobs on April 14, 2017, 07:12:08 PM
No way will they go down. Wigan or Blackburn have got to make up six points.

It's 4 points from Blackburn who also have a +4 better goal difference.


Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: KRS on April 14, 2017, 07:15:31 PM
Nope it's still 4 points even with the worse goal difference.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: dave.woodhall on April 14, 2017, 07:26:12 PM
Bloody BBC website,  it's still a big gap so late in the season.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 14, 2017, 07:32:40 PM
They were 4 points points clear with 4 to play in 2011. 2 of the teams below them were Wigan and Blackburn.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: SoccerHQ on April 14, 2017, 07:36:48 PM
Blackburn's last 4 games are:

Bristol City (H)
Wolves (A)
Us (H)
Brentford (A).

Can easily see them getting another 7 points from that. Our game will probably be the usual 1-1 away grind (we only just beat them at VP remember with a late goal) and can see them beating Bristol City and Wolves.

Would mean SHA would have to pick up another 4 points to finish above Blackburn at least with their GD.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: Villafirst on April 14, 2017, 07:46:11 PM
Blues will drop - I'm confident!
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: Jon Crofts on April 14, 2017, 07:49:46 PM
I never take any notice of them but I was alerted to their precarious position by my son about an hour ago.

Them dropping to League 1 would be enormously funny.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: john2710 on April 14, 2017, 08:21:37 PM
Sounds like the Blues players were fighting with each other after the game today. If they loose to Burton on Monday they'll be on the cliff edge.

Only that shower of shite could sack the manager who gets them to a comfortable position, replace him with a known failure like Zola & end up relegated.

We could put a couple of nails in their coffin too, which would be brilliant.

Sadly, I think they'll scrape enough points to be ok.

Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: Tayls_7 on April 14, 2017, 08:34:31 PM
Sounds like the Blues players were fighting with each other after the game today. If they loose to Burton on Monday they'll be on the cliff edge.

Only that shower of shite could sack the manager who gets them to a comfortable position, replace him with a known failure like Zola & end up relegated.
R
We could put a couple of nails in their coffin too, which would be brilliant.

Sadly, I think they'll scrape enough points to be ok.

The natural balance of things is that we are the team of the Midlands. I don't give a fuck about Blues, Coventry, Albion or any of those flagellant twats providing we are looking down on them.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 14, 2017, 08:37:35 PM
Quote
Birmingham City's dire 1-1 draw at Rotherham was marred by unsavoury scenes at the end following a confrontation between Blues players.

Arguments broke out as the Birmingham players warmed down in the centre circle in which Emilio Nsue had to be physically restrained.

Lukas Jutkiewicz and Paul Robinson tried to act as peacemakers before first team coach Gabriele Cioffi frog-marched the angry Nsue off the field as he continued to shout.

The argument continued once the team was back inside the dressing room with raised voices clearly heard from outside.

And there was frustration in the stands too with many of the 2,600 Birmingham City supporters calling for Gianfranco Zola to be removed as manager.

There were also disagreements between Blues fans, who stuck behind their team despite a really disappointing performance.

But chants of 'We want Zola out' clearly divided some travelling Bluenoses causing police to intervene.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: saunders_heroes on April 14, 2017, 08:46:04 PM
Quote
Birmingham City's dire 1-1 draw at Rotherham was marred by unsavoury scenes at the end following a confrontation between Blues players.

Arguments broke out as the Birmingham players warmed down in the centre circle in which Emilio Nsue had to be physically restrained.

Lukas Jutkiewicz and Paul Robinson tried to act as peacemakers before first team coach Gabriele Cioffi frog-marched the angry Nsue off the field as he continued to shout.

The argument continued once the team was back inside the dressing room with raised voices clearly heard from outside.

And there was frustration in the stands too with many of the 2,600 Birmingham City supporters calling for Gianfranco Zola to be removed as manager.

There were also disagreements between Blues fans, who stuck behind their team despite a really disappointing performance.

But chants of 'We want Zola out' clearly divided some travelling Bluenoses causing police to intervene.

Lovely stuff!
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: SoccerHQ on April 14, 2017, 08:49:47 PM
Kodjia v 68 year old Paul Robinson is going to be hilarious stuff.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: Richard E on April 14, 2017, 08:57:27 PM
Kodjia v 68 year old Paul Robinson is going to be hilarious stuff.

Until Donkey Robinson cripples him permanently in the first 10 minutes....
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: Dave P on April 14, 2017, 09:46:33 PM
Never, ever want Villa to lose, but Blackburn away will be interesting if blues lose thier next 2 games.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: amfy on April 14, 2017, 10:12:21 PM
I won't ever want us to lose, but if we did, & it sent them down, I think it might be a while before I stopped laughing.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: wittonwarrior on April 14, 2017, 10:24:14 PM
serious question leaving Wolves out of the equation - do the other West Midland teams match our fan base  (combined).

I have a bad feeling about Sunday week, they are just horrible and will treat the match like America V North Korea with us being the good guys and them the downtrodden North Koreans.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: West Derby Villan on April 14, 2017, 10:30:18 PM
Fingers crossed Zola is still in charge then!
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: KevinGage on April 14, 2017, 11:05:48 PM
They looked dreadful when we played them in October -as bad a team as I've seen in this division.

Just a shame we decided to play for a draw despite being 1-0 up.

Not surprised they are down there on that showing. The real surprise is they were as high as they were at the time.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: QuintonVilla on April 15, 2017, 07:12:31 AM
I just hope if we go 1-0 up we don't sit back and invite them back into the game. It's a dangerous tactic anyway, never mind in a derby game. Hopefully it's the one game this season where our players throw the shackles off and the atmosphere drives them on to score 3 or 4.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: The Edge on April 15, 2017, 07:35:49 AM
I don't care about small heath, they don't care about me, all I care about is AVFC. Fuck em.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: Nev on April 15, 2017, 07:45:50 AM
Wanting us to lose because of them is stooping to their level. Rather crow that they only survived because of us and that they should be grateful. They will end up wishing they had gone down such is the hatred.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: joe_c on April 15, 2017, 10:19:11 AM
Wanting us to lose because of them is stooping to their level. Rather crow that they only survived because of us and that they should be grateful. They will end up wishing they had gone down such is the hatred.

You're right of course but if we lose, their demise would be an acceptable fringe benefit. And we wouldn't have to play them next season.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: SoccerHQ on April 15, 2017, 10:41:24 AM
I too would never will us on to lose but surely given the ridiculous amount of games we've lost since 2010 another one wouldn't register. So many I've wanted us to win this season and last season and the one before we've meekly lost.

Would be a shrug of the shoulders and then a massive chuckle if it helps relegate SHA a week later.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: QuintonVilla on April 15, 2017, 10:46:33 AM
If Small Heath lose or draw Monday and we beat them next week that's my fancy dress sorted for Blackburn away, a Blackburn shirt. No being serious it's a no brainer for me, the game has nothing riding on it for us so if us losing helped send Small Heath down then it has to be done. Imagine if us beating Blackburn kept SHA up by a point, we'd never hear the end of it.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: TheMalandro on April 15, 2017, 10:57:36 AM
If Small Heath lose or draw Monday and we beat them next week that's my fancy dress sorted for Blackburn away, a Blackburn shirt. No being serious it's a no brainer for me, the game has nothing riding on it for us so if us losing helped send Small Heath down then it has to be done. Imagine if us beating Blackburn kept SHA up by a point, we'd never hear the end of it.

I agree, it's not an obsession, I'd just rather not play them at all. It's unpleasant.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: Clampy on April 15, 2017, 11:08:46 AM
I want us to go into every game trying to win it, including that Blackburn game. If we did end up losing however and it sent them down, then so be it. I'd rather we win and they sent themselves down though.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: FrankyH on April 15, 2017, 11:11:47 AM
Can't wish a Villa defeat , even if it helps send down small heath.
Unlike the Bitters from Sandwell , who had a knack of losing regularly to teams around us in the recent relegation battles in the Premiership.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: Rudy65 on April 15, 2017, 11:18:57 AM
They looked dreadful when we played them in October -as bad a team as I've seen in this division.

Just a shame we decided to play for a draw despite being 1-0 up.

Not surprised they are down there on that showing. The real surprise is they were as high as they were at the time.

Really? I thought we were lucky to draw
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 15, 2017, 12:50:36 PM
Them staying up by a point because we beat Blackburn would kill them inside. I'll leave wanting to lose to screw up a 'rival' to small time mentality clubs like the bitters and sha.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: eric woolban woolban on April 17, 2017, 06:10:44 PM
Bollocks! Breaking bad news. Zola resigns.
Terrible terrible news
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: Ads on April 17, 2017, 06:12:18 PM
With a freebie next week for them, they'll be safe.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: villa `cross the mersey on April 17, 2017, 06:12:46 PM
Bollocks! Breaking bad news. Zola resigns.
Terrible terrible news
Quick - give `em Bruce back before next weekend !
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: TheMalandro on April 18, 2017, 09:37:49 AM
Great, we get to bait 'arry again.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: QuintonVilla on April 18, 2017, 09:39:19 AM
He's complained about the abuse he's had at VP before, wait until Sunday Churchill. I actually think this appointment will fire our crowd up even more.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: Legion on April 18, 2017, 09:47:41 AM
After years of being run by crooks, it's great to see that lot down the road have finally gone legit with their latest appointment. The gift that keeps on giving.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: Legion on April 18, 2017, 09:51:27 AM
Wanting us to lose because of them is stooping to their level. Rather crow that they only survived because of us and that they should be grateful. They will end up wishing they had gone down such is the hatred.

Agreed.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: olaftab on April 18, 2017, 09:54:44 AM
After years of being run by crooks, it's great to see that lot down the road have finally gone legit with their latest appointment. The gift that keeps on giving.
I think the circle is now complete.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: Oscar Arce on April 18, 2017, 09:57:25 AM
Reddknapp has been on Talk Sport already being bigged up by the two twats, Quinn and Brazil, Redknapp just said the Huddersfield and Bristol City games will be difficult, so he thinks Villa will be easy, I hope Bruce and the players heard that.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: john2710 on April 18, 2017, 10:10:08 AM
Rednapp and Blues a perfect match. Having said that I think he'll do enough to keep them up,  just.

If you could pick someone to bankrupt a club in a short time there's no better man.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: robbo1874 on April 18, 2017, 10:16:35 AM
Give them a good hiding, then lose 5-0 to Blackburn, it's the best we can hope for from this miserable season 😎
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: QuintonVilla on April 18, 2017, 10:47:05 AM
Bet Sky are kicking themselves that it's not on the box now.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: peter w on April 18, 2017, 10:55:37 AM
Sod them being upset about staying up because of us beating Blackburn. I couldn't give a shite how they feel about it. I know how I'd feel seeing those feckers relegated. Get them down.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: TonyD on April 18, 2017, 10:56:08 AM
Give them a good hiding, then lose 5-0 to Blackburn, it's the best we can hope for from this miserable season 😎
This.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: LeeB on April 18, 2017, 12:52:43 PM
Sod them being upset about staying up because of us beating Blackburn. I couldn't give a shite how they feel about it. I know how I'd feel seeing those feckers relegated. Get them down.

Amen.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: olaftab on April 18, 2017, 03:05:52 PM
Give them a good hiding, then lose 5-0 to Blackburn, it's the best we can hope for from this miserable season 😎
I really don't care what happens to them however I do care that we don't lose a match and definitely not lose a match 5-0.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 18, 2017, 04:03:58 PM
I can see Blackburn staying up, but at the expense of Forest. They've only won twice since beating us over 2 months ago. Although a tad bizarrely, those 2 wins were pretty comfortable ones over Brighton and Huddersfield.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: john2710 on April 18, 2017, 06:48:39 PM
Perfect scenario is we beat them on Sunday, loose to Blackburn & McCormack scores a winning goal for Forest in 4th minute of injury time on the last day.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: KRS on April 22, 2017, 05:29:06 PM
Presuming that 51pts will be enough to keep Bristol and Burton up on goal difference, and both Rotherham and Wigan (barring some kind of miracle!) are relegated this is how it stands for final relegation place...

19. QPR: 50pts (-12)
20. Forest: 48pts (-11)
21: Blose: 47pts (-21)
22. Blackburn: 45pts (-15)

Hopefully this will still be the picture after our game against the Blue Scum tomorrow.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: Rudy65 on April 22, 2017, 05:31:54 PM
Presuming that 51pts will be enough to keep Bristol and Burton up on goal difference, and both Rotherham and Wigan (barring some kind of miracle!) are relegated this is how it stands for final relegation place...

19. QPR: 50pts (-12)
20. Forest: 48pts (-11)
21: Blose: 47pts (-21)
22. Blackburn: 45pts (-15)

Hopefully this will still be the picture after our game against the Blue Scum tomorrow.

If it isnt Blose and I think they will survive, it would be great if QPR and Holloway went down instead
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: saunders_heroes on April 22, 2017, 07:13:56 PM
Small Heath have the worst goal difference in the league (bar Rotherham). They deserve to go down.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: SoccerHQ on April 22, 2017, 07:44:24 PM
Would've preferred Bristol to just draw today....likely means them at home to SHA on the last day will be a nothing game now for them.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: brentastonb6 on April 22, 2017, 10:07:23 PM
There's always a team every year who have never figured in the bottom three but come last day of the season their form finally places them there.....Here's hoping it's Small Heath's turn again !
And I know we never set out to hope our team lose but so long as we have won tomorrow then I'm all for being strategic in relation to our next season. Two of our toughest games in our quest to escape the second tier would be against our local rivals
so if we can avoid it then all well and good. It's been a long season and I think a few of our youngsters need a run out ;)
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: DB on April 23, 2017, 07:38:25 PM
So, lose to Blackburn?
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: Jimbo on April 23, 2017, 07:42:14 PM
I have never wanted us to lose a game.






Quite so much.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: nodge on April 23, 2017, 07:45:24 PM
To be honest if we play like we did today for the first hour we probably won't have to try to lose , we just will.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: saunders_heroes on April 23, 2017, 07:46:38 PM
To be honest if we play like we did today for the first hour we probably won't have to try to lose , we just will.

But funnily enough we didn't actually lose today.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: nodge on April 23, 2017, 07:52:24 PM
I know, which just shows how shit they are. I'd prefer us and Huddersfield to win next week then they go down at the real BCFC when they lose and Blackburn beat Brentford.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: brian green on April 23, 2017, 08:07:37 PM
Dean Smith knows his duty.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: wittonwarrior on April 23, 2017, 08:13:36 PM
Although Blackburn are the better team in my opinion (if that makes any sense) Blues will stay up - its harder being in Blackburn's spot than one or two places above.  More pressure.

Just goes to show what a good job Rowett did at the Sty.  Even if he is a bit of an anti football type manager.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: Legion on April 23, 2017, 09:43:41 PM
Dean Smith knows his duty.

He most definitely does.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: SoccerHQ on April 23, 2017, 09:58:44 PM
It would hardly be a massive shock if we get turned over next week. We hardly created anything today and could barely get up for a local derby.

That and our wretched away form.

I thought Blackburn played pretty well at VP and were unlucky to lose although Kodjia back will obviously give us more threat.

It will probably be the usual 1-1 like at Burton recently.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: TheMalandro on April 23, 2017, 10:17:16 PM
Dean Smith knows his duty.

He most definitely does.

Sink them.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: Ad@m on April 23, 2017, 11:44:45 PM
I've just stuck some money on Blackburn to go down.  I'm terrible at betting.

You can all thank me later!
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: Villafirst on April 24, 2017, 07:06:02 AM

Blues will drop - I'm confident!
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I'm still sticking to my prediction on 14th April......
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: tony_harrison on April 24, 2017, 10:16:24 AM
Do you think it's dawned on the noses that they actually need Villa to do them a favour?
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: Risso on April 24, 2017, 10:20:52 AM
I've just stuck some money on Blackburn to go down.  I'm terrible at betting.

You can all thank me later!

We nust need Dave to pop up saying what a certainty it is for Blackburn to go down. 😀
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: peter w on April 24, 2017, 10:49:46 AM
Whenever I wear my 1957 Cup final shirt we always lose. Always. I'll be wearing it next Saturday.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Dingles & Noses)!
Post by: QuintonVilla on April 24, 2017, 11:45:10 AM
They're that thick over in Small Heath that they probably still want us to lose against Blackburn.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Noses)!
Post by: KRS on April 24, 2017, 04:15:37 PM
So it's as you were with 2 games to go except the Blue Scum have one less GD...

19. QPR: 50pts (-12)
20. Forest: 48pts (-11)
21: Blose: 47pts (-22)
22. Blackburn: 45pts (-15)


Remaining fixtures:

QPR
vs Forest (H)
vs Norwich (A)

Forest
vs QPR (A)
vs Ipswich (H)

Blose
vs Huddersfield (H)
vs Bristol City (A)

Blackburn
vs Villa (H)
vs Brentford (A)


Both Huddersfield and Blackburn need results if they are to secure a playoff spot or avoid relegation respectively.
Forest and QPR aren't safe yet, but whatever happens, it looks as though it's going to the final game of the season where both Bristol and Brentford have nothing to play for (and in fact, neither do Norwich or Ipswich).
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Noses)!
Post by: itbrvilla on April 24, 2017, 04:24:43 PM
Can't see them going down
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Noses)!
Post by: QuintonVilla on April 24, 2017, 04:33:30 PM
Small Heath will draw with Huddersfield.
Blackburn will draw v us.

Small Heath will draw at Bristol City.
Blackburn will win at Brentford.

Small Heath go down on goal difference. Beautiful.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Noses)!
Post by: VinnieChase84 on April 24, 2017, 05:31:47 PM
Small Heath will draw with Huddersfield.
Blackburn will draw v us.

Small Heath will draw at Bristol City.
Blackburn will win at Brentford.

Small Heath go down on goal difference. Beautiful.
Blackburn will beat us after we play a youth team 😙
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Noses)!
Post by: Richard E on April 24, 2017, 05:50:42 PM
Small Heath will draw with Huddersfield.
Blackburn will draw v us.

Small Heath will draw at Bristol City.
Blackburn will win at Brentford.

Small Heath go down on goal difference. Beautiful.
Blackburn will beat us after we play a youth team 😙

Does this calculation take into account the moral victory points Blose got yesterday? How many was it they were awarded again?
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Noses)!
Post by: l_mckay on April 24, 2017, 06:27:02 PM
Huddersfield will surely rest their best players now for the play offs,and Bristol city are safe now so I can see them staying up unfortunately.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Noses)!
Post by: amfy on April 24, 2017, 06:38:00 PM
Huddersfield will surely rest their best players now for the play offs,and Bristol city are safe now so I can see them staying up unfortunately.

The higher in the play off places you finish, the more advantageous the draw.

The top 2 teams play their 2nd leg at home, and the 3rd placed team play the 6th placed team. Huddersfield will keep pushing.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Noses)!
Post by: Marlon From Bearwood on April 24, 2017, 07:25:13 PM
Huddersfield will surely rest their best players now for the play offs,and Bristol city are safe now so I can see them staying up unfortunately.

The higher in the play off places you finish, the more advantageous the draw.

The top 2 teams play their 2nd leg at home, and the 3rd placed team play the 6th placed team. Huddersfield will keep pushing.

I agree that being at home 2nd leg could be an advantage however I don't think it makes that much difference who you play by that stage of the season. It's a bit of a lottery as the 3rd placed team rarely go up. In fact you could argue that the team to avoid on current form are Fulham, who could well finish 6th.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Noses)!
Post by: eamonn on April 24, 2017, 07:25:49 PM
Unless they don't want to play the 6th placed team which is quite possible given the current occupants of that place are the league's form team, Fulham, who just hammered Huddersfield away 4-1 on Saturday!
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Noses)!
Post by: OCD on April 24, 2017, 07:52:51 PM
I doubt any team in the play-offs is thinking 'I hope we don't have to play x'.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Noses)!
Post by: eamonn on April 24, 2017, 07:54:06 PM
Why not? Fulham are on fire and the others aren't.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Noses)!
Post by: OCD on April 24, 2017, 07:55:50 PM
When you're winning enough to have made the play-offs in the first place you usually fancy yourselves against any of the others. The idea of being at home in the second leg is probably the more attractive proposition.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch (Noses)!
Post by: olaftab on September 10, 2017, 03:00:17 PM
With 6 points in the bag from 6 games I am confident of getting 44 from remaining 40 matches however I recognise that that is more than 1 point per game.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch
Post by: mr underhill on September 10, 2017, 03:03:04 PM
would 50 keep us up based on the last couple of years?
Title: Re: Relegation Watch
Post by: Ads on September 10, 2017, 04:09:10 PM
We're not being relegated so I wouldn't worry yourself.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch
Post by: Proposition Joe on September 11, 2017, 11:19:13 AM
Cheer up, we're only 4 points off the playoffs!
Title: Re: Relegation Watch
Post by: Villafirst on October 27, 2018, 05:48:09 PM
A shit goalkeeper and no defensive cover and dropping like a stone, is it possible that League One football is realistic for next season?
Title: Re: Relegation Watch
Post by: wozwebs on October 27, 2018, 05:51:11 PM
No, we'll make the play offs
Title: Re: Relegation Watch
Post by: Legion on October 27, 2018, 05:52:22 PM
No, we'll make the play offs

I admire your positivity. I think we'll be stuck in the middle.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch
Post by: SoccerHQ on October 27, 2018, 05:56:29 PM
A shit goalkeeper and no defensive cover and dropping like a stone, is it possible that League One football is realistic for next season?

We've only lost three home games since we've been down here I think. Home points will keep us well clear of the bottom 3.

However constant away defeats will stop any sort of play off bid. We're the standard mid table team I'm afraid.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch
Post by: KRS on October 27, 2018, 06:39:33 PM
6pts above relegation and 7pts away from playoffs. Unless anyone really thinks we’re as bad as the likes of Rotherham, Reading, Hull or Ipswich then realistically there’s no need for this overly pessimistic thread to be open. We won’t be getting relegated any time soon...not from the Championship at least!
Title: Re: Relegation Watch
Post by: villa `cross the mersey on October 27, 2018, 06:42:26 PM
The table makes sorry reading tonight ...... Smith really has got his work cut out - Small Heath 9th and 5 points above us .... they will be relishing their trip across the City whilst our sorry lot will no doubt be lacking in confidence , unless Smith is some kind of miracle worker .... I appreciate he has only had days with the squad but the games are relentless in this league ....right now it's hard to imagine us  being there or thereabouts in May ..maybe we will limp along until January and somehow turn things around with an influx of Smith type players - getting rid of the dross is gonna take some doing - glass very much half empty at this time
Title: Re: Relegation Watch
Post by: PeterWithesShin on October 27, 2018, 06:57:22 PM
If anyone seriously thinks we'll be going down then get betting on it, i'd fancy you could get at least 33/1 and probably a fair bit more.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch
Post by: olaftab on October 27, 2018, 07:00:57 PM
Oh no we were here 12 months ago. Why does this keep happening to us? Personally I think we will pick up enough but not enough for play offs....sadly.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch
Post by: cdbearsfan on October 27, 2018, 10:24:43 PM
If anyone seriously thinks we'll be going down then get betting on it, i'd fancy you could get at least 33/1 and probably a fair bit more.

Best odds 50/1 with Unibet. I still wouldn't touch it. We aren't going down, we will finish midtable at worst. Playoffs and even automatic promotion are still possible.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch
Post by: curiousorange on October 28, 2018, 09:49:34 AM
We can get better. Slightly too late for it to be worth anything, but it will happen all the same.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch
Post by: Damo70 on October 28, 2018, 01:21:14 PM
I think top six is achievable for most teams in the division if they can get a run going. We need to go on a good run and start picking up some wins as soon as possible and then do some clever transfer business in January.
Title: Re: Relegation Watch
Post by: sickbeggar on October 28, 2018, 01:49:02 PM
This league is so mediocre atm that i'm not sure anyone outside of the top 6 is safe yet. Even our squad with no defence is currently 7 points off a play-off place - even the form teams in the division are blose and QPR ffs. I reckon we could finish anywhere between 3rd and 21st personally. We're just too shite to go up automatically and not quite shit enough to go down,
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