Heroes & Villains, the Aston Villa fanzine
Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: Keeno on March 13, 2016, 05:54:31 PM
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...no, I'm serious. ;)
Don your satirical caps, and express your nomination in no more than 50 words. God knows, we all need a laugh.
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Andre Green
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Bunn
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doesn't this pre suppose we have any players?
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Micah Richards.
Really is the epitome and standard bearer for Aston Villa FC.
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Stephen Ireland
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Andre Green is comfortably the best player to have played for us this season.
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Ayew by a mile. He's the only player to have been good. One or two have managed to be okay.
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Got to be one of our leading scorers, Owen Goal.
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Richards has been by far our most effective player. Sadly he's been effective for the opposition. Still, on the basis he's contributed to plenty of victories, I'll vote him player of the season. He'd be first name on our team sheet for every opposing manager.
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The Palace goalie who threw the ball in to the net.
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The Palace goalie who threw the ball in to the net.
Thats a good suggestion. Gets my vote.
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The Palace goalie who threw the ball in to the net.
Thats a good suggestion. Gets my vote.
Spot on. I can't think of too many more.
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The player of the season award should be retired till we have a player worthy of it.
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They can all fuck off.
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Benteke - he had the good sense to jump in the life-boat and deserves respect for that!
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Alan Hutton.
He's shit but he cares.
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They can all fuck off.
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They can all fuck off.
This
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Green
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Alan Hutton.
He's shit but he cares.
Is that his new song? ;-)
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Yep. Gets sung in L2.
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Joe Bennett. Hasn't he scored in every game he's played in this season!
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Perhaps we could do like they do before the Oscars in having the Razzies.
Worst Player of Season, Worst Attitude, Biggest Regression in Performance - that kind of thing.
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Alan Hutton.
He's shit but he cares.
Is that his new song? ;-)
did you watch him against man city? Strolling around for every goal.
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In all seriousness surely this won't happen this year?
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There was a bloke in Witton Lane selling Lerner out T shirts - will they throw people out wearing them?
oops wrong thread - about as accurate as a Gestede knock down
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José Ángel Crespo, I saw him tackle someone, I did, I did, it’s true
Waaaaaaahhhhhhh, whoop whoop, blllllllrrrrrrrrrr, nurse.
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The player of the season award should be retired till we have a player worthy of it.
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I don't fancy the job as Editor of this seasons review DVD.
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Perhaps we could do like they do before the Oscars in having the Razzies.
Worst Player of Season, Worst Attitude, Biggest Regression in Performance - that kind of thing.
Gabby, Gabby, Guzan or Gabby
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The groundsman.
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Alpay
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Amavi.
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Perhaps we could do like they do before the Oscars in having the Razzies.
Worst Player of Season, Worst Attitude, Biggest Regression in Performance - that kind of thing.
Gabby, Gabby, Guzan or Gabby
Gestede, N'Zogbia, Guzan for me but there's a lot of competition.
Biggest New Signing Disappointment - Richards
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Statistically it's Adama by a country mile.
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I wonder if the lap of appreciation will still go ahead?
The RSPCC will ban any players kids being brought out.
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Nathan Baker.
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The lady who walked out of her job as a macth day host and went on Radio to talk about it.
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Nathan Baker
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Marc Albrighton.
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Amavi.
I think that's quite a good one actually!
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Amavi.
Yep, the only hope we had of creating chances. Got injured soon enough to escape being tainted.
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In order to extract some revenge on the high earning bag of shit, I'd like us to embarrass Charles N'Zogbia. Vote for that knob. Comedy club deserves comedy votes.
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I wonder if the lap of appreciation will still go ahead?
The RSPCC will ban any players kids being brought out.
The "stewards" will have evicted everybody by then for looking like they are thinking about unfurling a banner.
Anybody thinking about using the using the term "neo-facscist goons employed by dodgy security companies" should report to the warehouse at Elmdon Airport for deployment to Cuba where they will learn a thing or two about a thing or two.
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Gary Gardner.
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What a stupid thread, there's only one
He's one of our own, bleeds claret and blue, villa through and through, use to watch us when he was a kid, first class attitude, first class fitness and could have been paid 55k a week, but thought no I am Villa pay me 60k, give me 4 year contract and I will get you a goal a season.
Welcome Gabby Agbonlahor hes fast and scores
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If I have to vote for a player, naturally, blood being thicker than water however diluted it has to be Andre Green but based on performance over and above the call of duty I vote for Bella for pulling the dustbin over her head.
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Second vote for Bella - almost the only thing to make me smile all season at the Factory of Sadness.
Was Bella at the game yesterday ? If not , my banner suggestion is 'Bring back , Bella'
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Or "Don't Bin Bella".
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Andrew Greaves
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Denny Hodgetts.
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The player of the season award should be retired till we have a player worthy of it.
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Does this mean that the Player of the Season award may take a short stint as a Match of the Day Extra pundit while it's waiting for a worthy winner?
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Rushian Hepburn Murphy, Andre Green or Jordan Lyden
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Ayew has been the best and would have been much better with some quality around him.
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Second vote for Bella - almost the only thing to make me smile all season at the Factory of Sadness.
Was Bella at the game yesterday ? If not , my banner suggestion is 'Bring back , Bella'
She was. Her bin had been confiscated by stewards.
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Second vote for Bella - almost the only thing to make me smile all season at the Factory of Sadness.
Was Bella at the game yesterday ? If not , my banner suggestion is 'Bring back , Bella'
She was. Her bin had been confiscated by stewards.
She's not the same Bella
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Second vote for Bella - almost the only thing to make me smile all season at the Factory of Sadness.
Was Bella at the game yesterday ? If not , my banner suggestion is 'Bring back , Bella'
She was. Her bin had been confiscated by stewards.
She's not the same Bella
Bella Lew Gosey is dead.