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Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: Legion on April 10, 2015, 08:39:04 PM

Title: Who are you? Introduce yourself.
Post by: Legion on April 10, 2015, 08:39:04 PM
Very, very old thread (http://www.heroesandvillains.info/forumv3/index.php?topic=4511.0)

Might need updating a little...

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Post by: UK Redsox on April 10, 2015, 09:04:45 PM
There's some old favourites (and at least one un-favourite) on the early pages of that
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Post by: Chris Jameson on April 10, 2015, 09:56:33 PM
I'm Troy Eccles.
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Post by: Chris Jameson on April 10, 2015, 10:33:15 PM
Hello there ac williams, I hear you're a racist now.

Got my reading material for the quiet moments at work tomorrow.
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Post by: Stu on April 10, 2015, 10:38:54 PM
That OneIanTaylor. He was a card. I remember once I posted a Scroobius Pip/Dan le Sac YouTube vid and his reply contained some bollocks like "You're six months behind with this you know."
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Post by: Risso on April 10, 2015, 10:40:31 PM
Lots of us in our early 30s back then, who erm, no longer are. :(

Weird to see a post when I was totally sans kids, now we have number 4 due in a couple of months.
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Post by: Des Little on April 10, 2015, 10:45:38 PM
Lots of us in our early 30s back then, who erm, no longer are. :(

Weird to see a post when I was totally sans kids, now we have number 4 due in a couple of months.

You filthy pig
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Post by: Stu on April 10, 2015, 10:46:26 PM
User ID: richie in gran canaria

Location: gran canaria
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Post by: Villan For Life on April 10, 2015, 11:03:21 PM
Someone on page one admitted to liking U2.

Nobody said a thing. How times change.
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Post by: silhillvilla on April 10, 2015, 11:07:48 PM
Hobbies : Chinese Food, WTF !?
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Post by: castlefields_villan on April 10, 2015, 11:18:25 PM
Evening All,

I'm Mark - live in Castlefields, Stafford - lived there since 1999 and first came to Stafford when I met Mrs Mark 3 years before that - born and grew up in Great Barr and me and brother are at least 3rd generation Villa supporters (both parents (RIP) and all four grandparents and one Uncle (also RIP) were all active Villa supporters).

 Although I've no biological offsprings to pass the tradition, thankfully my brother has 2 sons who have been Holte End season ticket holders for years.  My great nephew (from oldest nephew) has a 5 year old who already loves all things Villa,  so the future should be in good hands - I'm working on my wife's 3 grandsons (aged 10, 7 and 5) as I'd like to make my own contribution.

Only a casual/television supporter these days - Trinity Road - finally stopped going regularly in 1990s - but did 25 years loyal service and was there on all the big days of the glory years - 2 League Cups, promotion from divisions 3 and 2, Highbury, Rotterdam and Villa Park when a football match threatened to break out amidst Barcelona being at Villa in 1983!

Spend a lot of time at my holiday home in Tywyn mid Wales, which is where I am now - is anybody here in Tywyn at the moment ?  There are plenty of Villa tops as I walk around.

Feeling confident about achieving the short term objective - although really felt Tuesday should've been a win to give us some breathing space.

Over to you............................
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Post by: Villan For Life on April 10, 2015, 11:30:12 PM
My name is Villan For Life and I am an alcoholic.

Oh sorry wrong website.
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Post by: Risso on April 10, 2015, 11:34:37 PM
Someone on page one admitted to liking U2.

Nobody said a thing. How times change.

And to rub it in, he repeated the claim 7 pages later!
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Post by: Villan For Life on April 10, 2015, 11:42:04 PM
Someone on page one admitted to liking U2.

Nobody said a thing. How times change.


And to rub it in, he repeated the claim 7 pages later!

Been in therapy since.
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Post by: edgysatsuma89 on April 11, 2015, 01:08:27 AM
I'm Mr Satsuma and i generally read and post on this site whilst I'm having a shit. Early morning laying the smackdown is occurring.
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Post by: mr underhill on April 11, 2015, 07:03:37 AM
are you regular though edgy? There's something a bit un-edgy about baking one every day
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Post by: Bernie on April 11, 2015, 07:27:14 AM
I'm Spartacus
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Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 11, 2015, 07:37:46 AM
Hi, I'm Ed Winchester.
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Post by: john e on April 11, 2015, 08:49:16 AM
 has anyone said they would be working tirelessly on our behalf
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Post by: carl9368 on April 11, 2015, 09:03:04 AM
Just on a side note whatever happened to Danlanza ??
Comedy gold
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Post by: Richard E on April 11, 2015, 09:06:06 AM
Just on a side note whatever happened to Danlanza ??
Comedy gold

He went off to TBAR
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Post by: supertom on April 11, 2015, 09:26:18 AM
Hobbies : Chinese Food, WTF !?
That can be a hobby?
I think I might pursue my new hobby tonight and go wild on some Crispy duck.
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Post by: Clampy on April 11, 2015, 09:37:05 AM
Just on a side note whatever happened to Danlanza ??
Comedy gold

He went off to TBAR

He became their ITK and got 99% of everything wrong.
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Post by: PeterWithe on April 11, 2015, 09:42:40 AM
A few regulars on there who you dont hear from now. Also a few I thought had lost interest in the site but still have a gander when you look at the 'active' bit.
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Post by: TheMalandro on April 11, 2015, 09:50:46 AM
I don't think I've ever done it before.

Olly, 37. Stamford. Sausages in ciabatta for breakfast.
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Post by: mrastonvilla on April 11, 2015, 09:55:57 AM
Just on a side note whatever happened to Danlanza ??
Comedy gold

His itk about us being taken over by the basketball guy who at the time was being prosecuted for racism was particularly funny

He went off to TBAR

He became their ITK and got 99% of everything wrong.
Title: Re: Who are you? Introduce yourself.
Post by: peter w on April 11, 2015, 10:06:46 AM
To be fair I don't think TBAR has a reputation for getting their information right.
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Post by: edgysatsuma89 on April 11, 2015, 10:40:03 AM
Never regular underhill. Always on tenderhooks me.
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Post by: Chris Jameson on April 11, 2015, 10:50:58 AM
Just on a side note whatever happened to Danlanza ??
Comedy gold

He went off to TBAR

He became their ITK and got 99% of everything wrong.

Bloody good pool cleaner though.
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Post by: supertom on April 11, 2015, 11:11:30 AM
My name is...
My name is...
My name is... Slim Shady.
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Post by: FrankyH on April 11, 2015, 11:24:16 AM
I want to be a woman.  From now on I want you all to call me Loretta !
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Post by: Chris Jameson on April 11, 2015, 11:31:22 AM
The most depressing thing about reading that thread is the amount of people who like Kasabian.

I blame them for everything.
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Post by: TheMalandro on April 11, 2015, 11:50:50 AM
My name is...
My name is...
My name is... Slim Shady.

Didn't he play for Everton?
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Post by: ez on April 11, 2015, 12:08:39 PM
That thread reminds me of those footballer interviews you used to see in Shoot or Match magazines. Favourite food... favourite tv programme... who would you most like to meet? etc.
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Post by: Chris Jameson on April 11, 2015, 12:19:24 PM
Steak and chips...Only Fools & Horses...Sam Fox, but don't tell the wife!
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Post by: berneboy on April 11, 2015, 12:30:00 PM
I'm Spartacus

No, I am Spartacus.
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Post by: Mister E on April 11, 2015, 12:33:40 PM
They call me Mr Tibbs.


Okay: I lied. They don't.
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Post by: MONCABA on April 11, 2015, 12:41:01 PM
The names Bond.....Brooke Bond. No seriously, it is.
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Post by: in exile on April 11, 2015, 12:46:53 PM
Hello!
I'm Ken Jones, 53 years old and live in the Tamworth area.
I have only been a member of H&V for a little over a week. Never looked at the site until then and think it's a better place to be than the other forum I USED to visit which was Villa Talk. Due to shitty attitudes I don't go there any more.
Been a Villa fan for as long as I can remember, went to Villa Park for the first time during Tommy Docs era. Had a season ticket as a kid in the old Witton Lane stand in line with the 18 yard line, Holte End side.
Stopped going to Villa regular after I moved from Brum (Kingshurst) to Blockley (Cotswolds) in the mid 1980's.
Now back in the area and getting to home games whenever the wife an I can get a wheelchair ticket.

Favourite players over the years have included Andy Lochead, Ian Ross, Chris Nichol, Brian Little, Andy Gray...there are more!

I like it here  :)
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Post by: dave.woodhall on April 11, 2015, 12:56:30 PM
Hello!
I'm Ken Jones, 53 years old and live in the Tamworth area.
I have only been a member of H&V for a little over a week. Never looked at the site until then and think it's a better place to be than the other forum I USED to visit which was Villa Talk. Due to shitty attitudes I don't go there any more.
Been a Villa fan for as long as I can remember, went to Villa Park for the first time during Tommy Docs era. Had a season ticket as a kid in the old Witton Lane stand in line with the 18 yard line, Holte End side.
Stopped going to Villa regular after I moved from Brum (Kingshurst) to Blockley (Cotswolds) in the mid 1980's.
Now back in the area and getting to home games whenever the wife an I can get a wheelchair ticket.

Favourite players over the years have included Andy Lochead, Ian Ross, Chris Nichol, Brian Little, Andy Gray...there are more!

I like it here  :)

Have you given us your money yet?
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Post by: in exile on April 11, 2015, 12:59:00 PM
Some of it
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Post by: Mister E on April 11, 2015, 02:36:50 PM
Hello!
I'm Ken Jones, 53 years old and live in the Tamworth area.
I have only been a member of H&V for a little over a week. Never looked at the site until then and think it's a better place to be than the other forum I USED to visit which was Villa Talk. Due to shitty attitudes I don't go there any more.
Been a Villa fan for as long as I can remember, went to Villa Park for the first time during Tommy Docs era. Had a season ticket as a kid in the old Witton Lane stand in line with the 18 yard line, Holte End side.
Stopped going to Villa regular after I moved from Brum (Kingshurst) to Blockley (Cotswolds) in the mid 1980's.
Now back in the area and getting to home games whenever the wife an I can get a wheelchair ticket.

Favourite players over the years have included Andy Lochead, Ian Ross, Chris Nichol, Brian Little, Andy Gray...there are more!

I like it here  :)

Have you given us your money yet?
that's my boy
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Post by: Big Dick Edwards on April 12, 2015, 02:39:58 PM
Steak and chips...Only Fools & Horses...Sam Fox, but don't tell the wife!

I don't know Mrs Jameson but I don't think she'll feel threatened by your desire to met Sam Fox..
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Post by: Chris Jameson on April 12, 2015, 02:44:40 PM
There is no Mrs Jameson, sadly we are unable to marry due to massive cultural differences, she's from Lancashire.
Just to clarify, I do not not and have never found Samantha Fox in the slightest bit attractive and I've only ever seen a couple of episodes of Only Fools and Horses.

Medium rare though please.
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Post by: The Laughing Policeman on April 12, 2015, 02:59:23 PM
My name's Dave and I've been a fan ever since my uncle Bill invented the club.
I've got a free ticket for the semi final because I'm a bigger fan than you lot.
I've got a plan to save the NHS but It's a secret so I can't tell you what it is. Oh and by the way if you're not rich you can just f**k off.
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Post by: dicedlam on April 13, 2015, 01:35:43 AM
Cancer and my name is Larry.

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Post by: Louzie0 on April 13, 2015, 02:14:58 AM
Cancer and my name is Larry.
And how do you like your women?


Careful, now.
the H&V women's collective ;)
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Post by: robbo1874 on April 13, 2015, 05:09:16 AM
I've been lurking and sometimes posting on h&v since 2001. A lot has changed in the world and with the Villa since then. I wrote a post in 2001 about how it would be great to see the Holte pub refurbished and re-opened. I got to to have a couple of pints in there in 2006 just before the Fulham match and just before I moved to Australia. Thanks for that Randy and erm...everything else! Currently keeping an eye on flights back home for late May, in the hope we sweep aside that Mickey Mouse team from merseyside and book a date at Wembley. Will be first time home since 2012 and only second trip back in 9 years. So... Come on Villa- make it happen!!
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Post by: Hookeysmith on April 13, 2015, 01:02:06 PM
Never ever, ever bloody anything ever
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Post by: TheMalandro on May 27, 2015, 03:55:19 PM
I'm TheMalandro and I have supported The Aston Villa since I was a young lad
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Post by: postal on May 28, 2015, 09:39:17 AM
Why do you want to be a Villian? Because of my father, I guess.

Dad was from Aston, lived near Tamworth until 11 and carried it on through the good and bad times, 'cos thats what we do.

In Tiptree now ( via Cambridge) and games are either via the radio or on the telly these days.

Postal is a nickname a co-worker gave me as a pun on my last name Lauder (Postal-Order)

Duncan



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Post by: el león Benidorm on May 28, 2015, 02:34:45 PM
Why do you want to be a Villian? Because of my father, I guess.

Dad was from Aston, lived near Tamworth until 11 and carried it on through the good and bad times, 'cos thats what we do.

In Tiptree now ( via Cambridge) and games are either via the radio or on the telly these days.


Postal is a nickname a co-worker gave me as a pun on my last name Lauder (Postal-Order)

Duncan


Could have been worse... could have been Estee.

How is the village of two roundabouts and a jam factory?
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Post by: postal on May 28, 2015, 04:02:52 PM
Postal is a nickname a co-worker gave me as a pun on my last name Lauder (Postal-Order)

Could have been worse... could have been Estee.

How is the village of two roundabouts and a jam factory?

Well we get a Chrimbo Card off Auntie Estee but thats about it  ;). And "Out of Order" was another variation  ???

Tiptree, not bad. And depending on the wind, we can tell what Jam they are making that day.
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Post by: el león Benidorm on May 28, 2015, 04:32:18 PM
Postal is a nickname a co-worker gave me as a pun on my last name Lauder (Postal-Order)

Could have been worse... could have been Estee.

How is the village of two roundabouts and a jam factory?

Well we get a Chrimbo Card off Auntie Estee but thats about it  ;). And "Out of Order" was another variation  ???

Tiptree, not bad. And depending on the wind, we can tell what Jam they are making that day.


I used to live in Witham which is just down the road. Had many a drunken night at 5 lakes!!
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Post by: Clark W Griswold on May 30, 2015, 10:02:51 AM
Ok Kent, err, i'm Clark W Griswold, i'm in food additives and condiments, not preservatives.
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