Heroes & Villains, the Aston Villa fanzine

Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: go on the dog on March 05, 2015, 01:15:40 PM

Title: Well you wouldn't catch me carrying on like this.
Post by: go on the dog on March 05, 2015, 01:15:40 PM: Honest ;)
[ Invalid YouTube link ]&app=desktop
Title: Re: Well you wouldn't catch me carrying on like this.
Post by: UK Redsox on March 05, 2015, 01:18:28 PM: Shirt and scarf whilst watching on TV ? Seriously, is this what some of you do ?
Title: Re: Well you wouldn't catch me carrying on like this.
Post by: Toronto Villa on March 05, 2015, 01:21:25 PM: Needs to change his wallpaper too. I don't how anyone can operate like that. Shameful decor taste and wife clearly wears the trousers in the house. He has no reason to be that excited with life.
Title: Re: Well you wouldn't catch me carrying on like this.
Post by: Smoke on March 05, 2015, 01:23:12 PM: I love the emotion!

and we say scousers are high pitched!
Title: Re: Well you wouldn't catch me carrying on like this.
Post by: villa_cads on March 05, 2015, 01:29:20 PM: Love that, great evolution of a goal celebration, bat shit crazy, buoyant jumping, fist pumping and hearty round of applause.
Title: Re: Well you wouldn't catch me carrying on like this.
Post by: OCD on March 05, 2015, 01:36:49 PM: If someone had been filming me the other night, they would have found getting their phone back a painful experience.
Title: Re: Well you wouldn't catch me carrying on like this.
Post by: walsall villain on March 05, 2015, 01:41:31 PM: There is a place for that sort of carrying on, it's called Villa Park
Title: Re: Well you wouldn't catch me carrying on like this.
Post by: dave.woodhall on March 05, 2015, 01:45:15 PM: Can't the sad police have a word?
Title: Re: Well you wouldn't catch me carrying on like this.
Post by: Damo70 on March 05, 2015, 02:05:10 PM: Quote from: Toronto Villa on March 05, 2015, 01:21:25 PM
Needs to change his wallpaper too. I don't how anyone can operate like that. Shameful decor taste and wife clearly wears the trousers in the house. He has no reason to be that excited with life.

Agree on the wallpaper. The lamp is awful too. And what I presume is supposed to be a flock of birds on the wall.

Strange his wife videos him watching the football. Mine doesn't like being in the same room as me when The Villa are on.
Title: Re: Well you wouldn't catch me carrying on like this.
Post by: E I Adio on March 05, 2015, 02:22:21 PM: Mrs Adio won't be in the same room as me when any football is on.

Which is nice.
Title: Re: Well you wouldn't catch me carrying on like this.
Post by: Brend'Watkins on March 05, 2015, 03:11:45 PM: It is a bit sad. However, he did mutter the same words as myself and thousands of others I imagine..."please Benteke, please don't fuck up"
Title: Re: Well you wouldn't catch me carrying on like this.
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on March 05, 2015, 03:27:11 PM: The wallpaper was a shocker but blowing kisses to Sherwood is a first.
Title: Re: Well you wouldn't catch me carrying on like this.
Post by: Edvard Remberg on March 05, 2015, 03:29:24 PM: I did probably behave the same at home... :o
Title: Re: Well you wouldn't catch me carrying on like this.
Post by: silhillvilla on March 05, 2015, 03:31:49 PM: I behaved exactly the same in the upper trinity.
I've not seen scenes like that up there for a good few years
Title: Re: Well you wouldn't catch me carrying on like this.
Post by: Edvard Remberg on March 05, 2015, 03:56:06 PM: Quote from: E I Adio on March 05, 2015, 02:22:21 PM
Mrs Adio won't be in the same room as me when any football is on.

Which is nice.
To be fair to him - not once did he respond to her or behave as she was there :)
Title: Re: Well you wouldn't catch me carrying on like this.
Post by: DeKuip on March 05, 2015, 04:15:30 PM: If you can afford curtains, wallpaper and a tele you can afford a match ticket. Bloody armchair fans wasting cash on material things when there's a life to be lived.
Title: Re: Well you wouldn't catch me carrying on like this.
Post by: PeterWithe on March 05, 2015, 04:39:08 PM: I said much the same thing 'he'll miss it, he'll fucking miss it'. Ye of little faith.
Title: Re: Well you wouldn't catch me carrying on like this.
Post by: el león Benidorm on March 05, 2015, 05:35:12 PM: I was in an empty bar in Benidorm and reacted pretty much the same way. My missus looked at me and said ' Just watch your blood pressure. We don't want you carking it before the baby is born!' Some women just have no sense of perspective.
Title: Re: Well you wouldn't catch me carrying on like this.
Post by: Smirker on March 05, 2015, 05:59:21 PM: That video is funny as fuck.
Title: Re: Well you wouldn't catch me carrying on like this.
Post by: silhillvilla on March 05, 2015, 06:13:13 PM: Particularly special moment where he gives the TV the wanker sign
#alldoneit
Title: Re: Well you wouldn't catch me carrying on like this.
Post by: E I Adio on March 05, 2015, 06:14:41 PM: Quote from: PeterWithe on March 05, 2015, 04:39:08 PM
I said much the same thing 'he'll miss it, he'll fucking miss it'. Ye of little faith.

I know. When I saw Benteke line up to take it I was shouting NO! HE'LL F*CKING SIDEFOOT IT!!!!!

And he did. Brilliant penalty under such pressure.
Title: Re: Well you wouldn't catch me carrying on like this.
Post by: Clampy on March 05, 2015, 06:58:07 PM: I thought it was quite amusing.

The silly arse.
Title: Re: Well you wouldn't catch me carrying on like this.
Post by: Bully2345 on March 05, 2015, 07:13:11 PM: Call me sceptical but she just happened to be filming him when we got a last minute penalty?

Sky plus is the death of spontaneity
Title: Re: Well you wouldn't catch me carrying on like this.
Post by: luke95 on March 05, 2015, 07:34:43 PM: Sitting in the house watching a game wearing a Villa scarf & top....Seriously ??

Each to their own I suppose!
Title: Re: Well you wouldn't catch me carrying on like this.
Post by: TheMalandro on March 05, 2015, 07:59:55 PM: I wasn't wearing a shirt & scarf but I did a silly dance when he scored. Come on we haven't won in the league for 3 months!
Title: Re: Well you wouldn't catch me carrying on like this.
Post by: Taylor on March 05, 2015, 08:31:51 PM: I'm glad to report that it was exactly the same at my house. Minus the scarf and shirt obviously. I've got a square footrest in front of the sofa. I think I got down in my knees and held it up to the sky like Moses and the Ten Commandments. The wife just tutted and said "is it over now?"
Title: Re: Well you wouldn't catch me carrying on like this.
Post by: Damo70 on March 05, 2015, 08:41:42 PM: He has inspired me. I might become a 'full kit wanker' for live away games in the future. Although it must be thirty years since I owned a pair of Villa shorts and socks.
Title: Re: Well you wouldn't catch me carrying on like this.
Post by: PeterWithesShin on March 05, 2015, 08:47:37 PM: I've worn a shirt when watching a game on TV, that's more through stupid superstition though as i've managed to convince myself it will help and we'll lose if I don't.
Title: Re: Well you wouldn't catch me carrying on like this.
Post by: Smirker on March 05, 2015, 08:53:09 PM: Fuck all wrong with wearing a shirt at home. Most of the time when I'm inside I wear shirt and shorts. Shoot me in the head with a massive gun.

Scarf is a bit much for me but looks like he's enjoying himself so 8)
Title: Re: Well you wouldn't catch me carrying on like this.
Post by: Damo70 on March 05, 2015, 08:54:19 PM: I quite often watch an live away game wearing a Villa top, but then Villa tops tend to be part of my 'shirts you wear whilst just knocking around in the house' collection.
Title: Re: Well you wouldn't catch me carrying on like this.
Post by: OzVilla on March 05, 2015, 09:09:02 PM: I was in a Breakfast meeting with about 25 other people, covertly following the game on the H&V match thread. I felt exactly like this bloke inside in the lead up to the penalty but had to exude an emotionless stare listening to colleagues.

When I refreshed the page again and he'd scored my knee shot up in celebration and mine and the next blokes coffee went everywhere. White table cloth too.
Title: Re: Well you wouldn't catch me carrying on like this.
Post by: Duncan Shaw on March 05, 2015, 09:23:17 PM: i like his scarf - proper badge!
Title: Re: Well you wouldn't catch me carrying on like this.
Post by: luke95 on March 05, 2015, 09:23:50 PM: Maybe his heating had packed up, it did get rather nippy Tuesday night & might explain the jacket over his top aswell as scarf..lol

I do get & like his passion tho tbf.
Title: Re: Well you wouldn't catch me carrying on like this.
Post by: Lizz on March 05, 2015, 09:54:08 PM: If I happened to see a dramatic event occurring in real life I'd probably have to ask the participants to wait while I remembered how to use the video functionality on my phone.
Title: Re: Well you wouldn't catch me carrying on like this.
Post by: peter w on March 05, 2015, 10:00:13 PM: Love it.

The jubilation at getting a last minute penalty
that turns into the nervousness at realising we have a penalty
which morphs into absolute fear and the inability to be able to watch in case we miss
the half turning from the screen not wanting to acknowledge what's going on
and then the absolute outpouring of joy

Brilliant.
Title: Re: Well you wouldn't catch me carrying on like this.
Post by: ozzjim on March 05, 2015, 10:26:02 PM: Fair play to him!

I was worse. I ran about 30 lengths of my lounge shouting obscene things at Pulis and Gardner after the ball hit the net, waking my 3 year old and getting odd looks from my wife.
Title: Re: Well you wouldn't catch me carrying on like this.
Post by: VillaAlways on March 05, 2015, 10:30:04 PM: Blowing kisses at Foster followed by "you tosser".

Hilarious!
Title: Re: Well you wouldn't catch me carrying on like this.
Post by: dave.woodhall on March 05, 2015, 11:02:14 PM: Mike Jeffries was attacked by a great lummox jumping on top of him.
Title: Re: Well you wouldn't catch me carrying on like this.
Post by: Louzie0 on March 05, 2015, 11:03:45 PM: Hope MJ is ok!
Title: Re: Well you wouldn't catch me carrying on like this.
Post by: Ian. on March 06, 2015, 12:09:38 AM: Ha ha! That's brilliant, so funny. What football can do to an adult. It's slightly worrying as I know I was like it myself, shouting at the screen and then hiding during the penalty.
Title: Re: Well you wouldn't catch me carrying on like this.
Post by: ciggiesnbeer on March 06, 2015, 12:48:09 AM: Top lad. I was the same.
Title: Re: Well you wouldn't catch me carrying on like this.
Post by: myf on March 06, 2015, 07:16:53 AM: More of the same tomorrow please
Title: Re: Well you wouldn't catch me carrying on like this.
Post by: frank black on March 06, 2015, 07:40:59 AM: Football there's no Substitute..........well there are several but you know what I mean.

I was in the North lower and took Hutton's silly tackle as an opportunity to get out and around to the other side of the ground, were my mates sit. Got there just in time to witness the pen and be with folks that don't mind being thrown around.

Got to admit a large part of me thought Albion would score from the free kick and I didn't want to be watching those lot jumping around again. I was also very tempted to go and get the car warmed up... UTV
Title: Re: Well you wouldn't catch me carrying on like this.
Post by: Witton Warrior on March 06, 2015, 08:20:41 AM: Many years ago when my lad (aged about 10) became interested in the Villa we watched a Europa match standing behind the settee with scarves draped over it as he wanted to know what it was like on the terracing (I wasn't allowed to give the true ambience by chasing him round the house and beating him then refusing to let him use the toilet)

We sang all the way through and "Knees up Mother Brown" became a favourite. When we scored he insisted on standing on the "barrier".

Ridiculous but I loved it!
Title: Re: Well you wouldn't catch me carrying on like this.
Post by: philp52 on March 06, 2015, 04:56:55 PM: Fantastic!!! It was just like myself my son and a good mate in my local pub in Andover all
jumping around as though we had won the premiership. we even had a Gooner celebrating :)
the landlord couldn't stop laughing.
We will be at Villa Park tomorrow. VILLA TILL I DIE.
Title: Re: Well you wouldn't catch me carrying on like this.
Post by: silhillvilla on March 06, 2015, 05:34:08 PM: Stanley Victor Lad

@StanCollymore: We know what we are!!!

Off you pop back down the Brummie Rd and get ready for some more on Saturday!! #AVFC #VTID #UTV
Title: Re: Well you wouldn't catch me carrying on like this.
Post by: Boz on March 06, 2015, 06:32:23 PM: Quote from: Toronto Villa on March 05, 2015, 01:21:25 PM
Needs to change his wallpaper too. I don't how anyone can operate like that. Shameful decor taste and wife clearly wears the trousers in the house. He has no reason to be that excited with life.

With due respect, it's called personal choice and just because it's not to your taste there's no reason to call their choice shameful. You're out of order IMO
Title: Re: Well you wouldn't catch me carrying on like this.
Post by: richard moore on March 06, 2015, 08:22:32 PM: Quote from: Toronto Villa on March 05, 2015, 01:21:25 PM
Needs to change his wallpaper too. I don't how anyone can operate like that. Shameful decor taste and wife clearly wears the trousers in the house. He has no reason to be that excited with life.

I think you are being a bit harsh Toronto, I loved it, tell me you've behaved the same way when we have scored please because I loved it
Title: Re: Well you wouldn't catch me carrying on like this.
Post by: Legion on March 06, 2015, 08:24:18 PM: Well, I went (almost) as berzerk as I did when Young scored THAT goal against Everton. No complaints from the neighbours (yet), but I think they are used to me by now.
Title: Re: Well you wouldn't catch me carrying on like this.
Post by: brian green on March 06, 2015, 08:32:46 PM: I thought it was very restrained and level headed and the wallpaper excellently recherchez. If there had still been a stitch of clothing on the males in my household on such an occasion my wife would have called the doctor. We are straight Barnstoneworth. First the clothes get thrown off then the furniture gets smashed up. Perfectly normal behaviour.
Title: Re: Well you wouldn't catch me carrying on like this.
Post by: ez on March 06, 2015, 08:35:42 PM: When i watched the highlights on motd the following evening, i shouted, "REFEREE!" at the telly when Lowton was brought down knowing full well it was going to be a penalty because i'd already seen it.
Title: Re: Well you wouldn't catch me carrying on like this.
Post by: Surrey Villain on March 06, 2015, 11:21:30 PM: I had a hug with a bloke in front of me in the North Stand who I thought hated me!
Title: Re: Well you wouldn't catch me carrying on like this.
Post by: peter w on March 06, 2015, 11:30:04 PM: I must be the only person who neither followed it, saw an of it other than MOTD highlights, and no thing else since.