Heroes & Villains, the Aston Villa fanzine
Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: Legion on November 30, 2014, 07:06:59 PM
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On similar lines to the thread started by McRusson. If you had the opportunity to ask just one question to our owner, what would it be?
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Accrington Stanley, who are they?
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What the fuck's going on?
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How is the mid life crisis going ?
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Have you ever had to watch out because there's a Humphrey about?
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What does pi equal? And the answer isn't Darren Bent.
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What the fuck's going on?
That much is obvious. When the fuck will you be gone? More like, and: Can you please sell to someone superrich who gives a fuck?
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If inadvertently ruining one sports team you own could be described as careless; how would you describe ruining two?
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A serious one I would genuinely be interested to know the answer to.
Knowing what you now know, if you could travel back to the summer of 2006 would you still buy us?
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Why don't you clear your diary and come and take a month's holiday in Birmingham England? Find out what kind of people we are and what is special about us and the things we love? Before you sell us, why can't you make the effort to find out for yourself, first hand, what you have been privileged to own and have now put up for grabs? There are upwards of fifty thousand of us who would die for the honour of owning Aston Villa and you just did not get it. Cut out the PR crap and find out for yourself what a monumental world wide passion football is and how our club was fundamental to the creation of the game. We and other clubs like us are pieces of priceless modern social history. Not franchises to be traded on a whim. Put your pride in your pocket, stump up another couple of hundred million and let's go again.
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What's the world record for stuffing marshmallows up one single nostril?
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We can see you look for a loyal yes-man when you appoint managers, does football come into the interview questioning?
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Why don't you clear your diary and come and take a month's holiday in Birmingham England? Find out what kind of people we are and what is special about us and the things we love? Before you sell us, why can't you make the effort to find out for yourself, first hand, what you have been privileged to own and have now put up for grabs? There are upwards of fifty thousand of us who would die for the honour of owning Aston Villa and you just did not get it. Cut out the PR crap and find out for yourself what a monumental world wide passion football is and how our club was fundamental to the creation of the game. We and other clubs like us are pieces of priceless modern social history. Not franchises to be traded on a whim. Put your pride in your pocket, stump up another couple of hundred million and let's go again.
Sums it up perfectly for me.
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Aston Villa, remember them Randy
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Do you know these facts about league football?
1. It is possible to be relegated for being shit.
2. It is allowed to sack a manager during the season.
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Where the fuck have you been?
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Any progress with selling the club yet? I thought not. But as we probably will not see you again this year have a nice Xmas....and think deeply about your sporting investment in our country and what you really want to do with it.
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Admit to yourself that you do not understand the game and employ someone who does.
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Any progress with selling the club yet? I thought not. But as we probably will not see you again this year have a nice Xmas....and think deeply about your sporting investment in our country and what you really want to do with it.
He is Jewish. Wishing American Jews Happy Christmas really annoys them. So...Merry Christmas. Randolph Lerner!!
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We're you pissed when you had that tattoo done?
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What possessed you to give Lambert a new four year deal, after four games this season, when the previous two years under him has been such toilet?
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Would you kindly shove your 'Proud History, Bright Future' rubbish up your arse and bugger off.
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Would you kindly shove your 'Proud History, Bright Future' rubbish up your arse and bugger off.
just fuck off
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Where IS the 'bright future'?
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A serious one I would genuinely be interested to know the answer to.
Knowing what you now know, if you could travel back to the summer of 2006 would you still buy us?
I think that's an obvious 'no'. He's lost upwards of £200m and had about as much fun as we have.
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When choosing a Manager, what are the most important qualities?
1. A Scottish Accent.
2. A dodgy heart
3. An ability to get a team relegated.
4. A planet sized ego.
5. A complete and total commitment to a one dimensional playing style.
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When choosing a Manager, what are the most important qualities?
1. A Scottish Accent.
2. A dodgy heart
3. An ability to get a team relegated.
4. A planet sized ego.
5. A complete and total commitment to a one dimensional playing style.
1. A letter of introduction from Sir Alex Ferguson
2. That's it.
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What are your top 10 worst decisions since you bought the club?
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Is it true that you are bored with villa because of this shumamite woman?
Fuck her off, football is much more important
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Do you really give a toss?
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How much do you think your divorce has played a part in things going wrong here and do you think your ex-wife should be getting at least some of the flak?
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I'm at Heathrow, its where mortals pick up tin cans
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Do you understand the offside rule?
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Randy, men are from Mars and women are from Venus. Where are you from?
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Exactly when was it you realised you didn't want to own Aston Villa anymore?
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Time to say goodbye - so what's the delay?
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When Krulak categorically stated that "you knew what you were doing", did you chuckle so much that a little bit of pee seeped out?
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What was the patriotic mission Krulak alluded to in his gibberish statement that followed your gibberish statement at the end of last season?
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What input does General Krulak have on the club these days? Also, when are you going to update us on how the sale of the club is going?
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As part of the divorce settlement, did your wife get to keep your balls.
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Was she worth it?
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Are you Walter Mitty?
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Would you say a bunch of miserable, let down fans are less of an inconvenience when they're on the other side of the Atlantic?
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It would be nice if this thread could stay within the realms of civility and out of the dull waters of stupidity. There's enough threads put there to voice your displeasure, maybe keep this one for genuine questions?
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Where would you realistically hope that Aston Villa could finish in the Premier League this season? What would represent a satisfactory season for you?
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What are you looking for in the potential new owner?
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Bearing in mind that both the club's value and the chances of finding a buyer will decrease rapidly if we get relegated, don't you think your on-going game of brinkmanship with the economic realities of the EPL is rather short-sighted?
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It would be nice if this thread could stay within the realms of civility and out of the dull waters of stupidity. There's enough threads put there to voice your displeasure, maybe keep this one for genuine questions?
Why bother when there's zero chance of them being answered? Gallows humour and all that.
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goodness gracious a Villa fan site without gallows humour to see us through the day? Take away that and we might as well consign the club to the bargain bin.
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What would your last words be if you were consigned to the gallows?
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trying to be serious,
i dont know what goes on in our chairmans head, he didnt do to good a job at the Browns (seems to have learned nothing) and here we are in a downward spiral to many seasons at the wrong end of the league, if/when we get relegated i imagine Randys asking price will have to be reduced.
I fear the championship as I dont think we have the where withall to bounce back.
But Randy is in charge of his money and ASTON VILLA for now, we'll still be here when he's gone.
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Looking back, do you regret your public announcement of putting the club up for sale? Do you feel you may have been more successful finding a buyer if you had not made this move?
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Did you actually ever watch football before you brought us? if so can't you see that this ISN'T football?
Does Lambert have a photo of you wanking into a sock?
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Where would you have worked if you hadn't been the son of a billionaire, and how many stars would you have by now?
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How is the mid life crisis going ?
Mid-life? Just how old do you think people are living to nowadays? Which reminds me... "Hey Randy do you want to live to see 60?"
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How is the mid life crisis going ?
Mid-life? Just how old do you think people are living to nowadays? Which reminds me... "Hey Randy do you want to live to see 60?"
SORRY Gregory but our beloved VILLA are reducing my life span as i wri
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I would like to ask Randy if he thinks he might be able to attend the semi at Wembley. I can't recall seeing him attend one game this season.