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Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: Legion on August 26, 2014, 02:30:20 PM

Title: Football Virgin
Post by: Legion on August 26, 2014, 02:30:20 PM
Title: Re: Football Virgin
Post by: richard moore on August 26, 2014, 02:40:37 PM
I suspect not just in footballing matters either?
Title: Re: Football Virgin
Post by: Holte L2 on August 26, 2014, 03:36:30 PM
I suspect not just in footballing matters either?

If she is, I think I could help. 
Title: Re: Football Virgin
Post by: richard moore on August 26, 2014, 04:12:36 PM
I suspect not just in footballing matters either?

If she is, I think I could help. 

Whoops, I meant him! I somehow think she isn't....just a gut feeling
Title: Re: Football Virgin
Post by: The Left Side on August 26, 2014, 04:23:57 PM
Is that the lad with the seat in the front row of the Holte, just to the right of the goal towards Witton Lane?
Title: Re: Football Virgin
Post by: andyaston on August 26, 2014, 04:46:48 PM
Is that the lad with the seat in the front row of the Holte, just to the right of the goal towards Witton Lane?
Could be he said he sat in the Holte. I don't know who she picked but I bet it wasn't Hereford.
Title: Re: Football Virgin
Post by: Clampy on August 26, 2014, 05:02:11 PM
I know him, well kind of. He's a friend of a friend and i've met him once, maybe twice. Nice enough lad i suppose.
Title: Re: Football Virgin
Post by: TheMalandro on August 26, 2014, 05:12:31 PM
its londonboy
Title: Re: Football Virgin
Post by: eamonn on August 26, 2014, 05:14:24 PM
This was last August, what team did she pick in the end? Being dumped for Hereford would be a right kick in the stones.
Title: Re: Football Virgin
Post by: Holte L2 on August 26, 2014, 07:18:01 PM
its londonboy

That would make a lot of sense.

I don't know how he didn't get a League Cup Final ticket, bless him.
Title: Re: Football Virgin
Post by: Holte L2 on August 26, 2014, 07:19:24 PM
I suspect not just in footballing matters either?

If she is, I think I could help. 

Whoops, I meant him! I somehow think she isn't....just a gut feeling

In my head, she's the virgin.  Fancy taking her to The Adventurers.

You'd at least take her to the Bartons for a Thai Curry.
Title: Re: Football Virgin
Post by: Holte L2 on August 26, 2014, 07:21:09 PM


What I'd like to know is, which websites did you use to search 'Football Virgins'

You're clearly using the wrong ones!
Title: Re: Football Virgin
Post by: Smirker on August 26, 2014, 07:38:42 PM
This was last August, what team did she pick in the end? Being dumped for Hereford would be a right kick in the stones.

Would bet a lot of money (£7) that it was Arsenal.

Seen this before, she was in awe of the ground.

The North Stand really needs redoing. Makes me rage every time I see it.
Title: Re: Football Virgin
Post by: Smirker on August 26, 2014, 08:12:25 PM


She picked her local club, Bristol Rovers  :P
Title: Re: Football Virgin
Post by: Holte L2 on August 26, 2014, 09:06:15 PM


She picked her local club, Bristol Rovers  :P

Fancy her even more now.
Title: Re: Football Virgin
Post by: Smirker on August 26, 2014, 10:00:02 PM
https://twitter.com/MayaJama

 :P
Title: Re: Football Virgin
Post by: edgysatsuma89 on August 26, 2014, 11:58:53 PM
Watch her champions league final clip on YouTube. I will be amazed if you don't get a lob on (that's if some of you lot can still get it up 😛).

BIG BOOBS POTATO SALAD.

Germans know how to chant.
Title: Re: Football Virgin
Post by: Percy McCarthy on August 27, 2014, 01:59:02 AM
Watch her champions league final clip on YouTube. I will be amazed if you don't get a lob on (that's if some of you lot can still get it up 😛).

BIG BOOBS POTATO SALAD.

Germans know how to chant.

Lovely.

Without wishing to show off she's the absolute spit of a stripper I was shacked up with in Moseley. Beautiful girl, beautiful place. Strangely enough, I was thinking about her the other day whilst reading the Aston Tavern thread as I used to take her up The Harriers occasionally as a little treat for Dave W. And no, that's not a euphanism.

 If I got divorced tomorrow the first thing I'd do is track her down. Actually, scratch that. She'd be 35 now. Age, what a swine.
Title: Re: Football Virgin
Post by: Holte L2 on August 27, 2014, 08:31:44 AM
Watch her champions league final clip on YouTube. I will be amazed if you don't get a lob on (that's if some of you lot can still get it up ).

BIG BOOBS POTATO SALAD.

Germans know how to chant.

Lovely.

Without wishing to show off she's the absolute spit of a stripper I was shacked up with in Moseley. Beautiful girl, beautiful place. Strangely enough, I was thinking about her the other day whilst reading the Aston Tavern thread as I used to take her up The Harriers occasionally as a little treat for Dave W. And no, that's not a euphanism.

 If I got divorced tomorrow the first thing I'd do is track her down. Actually, scratch that. She'd be 35 now. Age, what a swine.

Treat yourself and have a look at her twitter photos!
Title: Re: Football Virgin
Post by: AV82EC on August 27, 2014, 08:36:50 AM
Watch her champions league final clip on YouTube. I will be amazed if you don't get a lob on (that's if some of you lot can still get it up ).

BIG BOOBS POTATO SALAD.

Germans know how to chant.

Lovely.

Without wishing to show off she's the absolute spit of a stripper I was shacked up with in Moseley. Beautiful girl, beautiful place. Strangely enough, I was thinking about her the other day whilst reading the Aston Tavern thread as I used to take her up The Harriers occasionally as a little treat for Dave W. And no, that's not a euphanism.

 If I got divorced tomorrow the first thing I'd do is track her down. Actually, scratch that. She'd be 35 now. Age, what a swine.

Treat yourself and have a look at her twitter photos!

Quite liked the changing room selfie.....bloody hell.....
Title: Re: Football Virgin
Post by: frankmosswasmyuncle on August 27, 2014, 08:55:46 AM
I used to take her up The Harriers occasionally as a little treat for Dave W. And no, that's not a euphanism.

Which euphemism? taking her up the Harriers (wonderful phrase!) or
a little treat for Dave W?

Nice work Percy!
Title: Re: Football Virgin
Post by: PeterWithesShin on August 27, 2014, 12:21:27 PM
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Title: Re: Football Virgin
Post by: Holte L2 on August 27, 2014, 12:52:55 PM
Watch her champions league final clip on YouTube. I will be amazed if you don't get a lob on (that's if some of you lot can still get it up ).

BIG BOOBS POTATO SALAD.

Germans know how to chant.

Lovely.

Without wishing to show off she's the absolute spit of a stripper I was shacked up with in Moseley. Beautiful girl, beautiful place. Strangely enough, I was thinking about her the other day whilst reading the Aston Tavern thread as I used to take her up The Harriers occasionally as a little treat for Dave W. And no, that's not a euphanism.

 If I got divorced tomorrow the first thing I'd do is track her down. Actually, scratch that. She'd be 35 now. Age, what a swine.

Treat yourself and have a look at her twitter photos!

Quite liked the changing room selfie.....bloody hell.....

You should know better at your age, Peter.
Title: Re: Football Virgin
Post by: AV82EC on August 27, 2014, 03:51:48 PM
Watch her champions league final clip on YouTube. I will be amazed if you don't get a lob on (that's if some of you lot can still get it up ).

BIG BOOBS POTATO SALAD.

Germans know how to chant.

Lovely.

Without wishing to show off she's the absolute spit of a stripper I was shacked up with in Moseley. Beautiful girl, beautiful place. Strangely enough, I was thinking about her the other day whilst reading the Aston Tavern thread as I used to take her up The Harriers occasionally as a little treat for Dave W. And no, that's not a euphanism.

 If I got divorced tomorrow the first thing I'd do is track her down. Actually, scratch that. She'd be 35 now. Age, what a swine.

Treat yourself and have a look at her twitter photos!

Quite liked the changing room selfie.....bloody hell.....

You should know better at your age, Peter.

Cheeky git!
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