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Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: Legion on August 10, 2014, 06:56:22 PM

Title: Caption Competition
Post by: Legion on August 10, 2014, 06:56:22 PM

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Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Legion on August 10, 2014, 06:57:05 PM

Runs until Friday. Small prize of a pin-badge to the winner.

Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: PeterWithesShin on August 10, 2014, 06:58:57 PM

"This isn't what I meant when I said I wanted to see the Lions attacking more"

Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Clampy on August 10, 2014, 07:07:54 PM

'That's Haaland under there you know'.

Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: PeterWithesShin on August 10, 2014, 07:09:04 PM

Come on you Lions takes on a whole new meaning.

Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: N'ZMAV on August 10, 2014, 07:09:55 PM

Hi, Roy... My name is Mick, Mick McCarthy.

Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: TheMalandro on August 10, 2014, 07:16:54 PM

My name is Ran...Rachel. Fancy dinner?

Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Legion on August 10, 2014, 07:20:33 PM

"Alf-Inge Rasdal Håland dresses up as Bella the Lioness to extract revenge by death-squeeze."

Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: ciggiesnbeer on August 10, 2014, 07:28:50 PM

"Everyone will be wearing one, Paul." you said "Get the fans onside." you said. You bastard!

Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: CJ on August 10, 2014, 07:34:54 PM

"But when I asked if you were up for it I'm sure you said 'you do know I'm keen'"

Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on August 10, 2014, 07:37:57 PM

Roy. 'Its a film!..Two words!..Second word?..Free !..First word ?..Sounds like ?..Dawn?..Lawn?..Corn?...OK I give up.'


Bella 'I was in it actually...... Prawn Free'.

Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: PeterWithesShin on August 10, 2014, 07:38:52 PM

Remember when we didn't believe that Randy went to games in disguise?

Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on August 10, 2014, 07:41:30 PM

"Paul, will yer grow some bollocks, yer eejit! The fans know it's you".

Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: PeterWithesShin on August 10, 2014, 07:55:31 PM

Give me a hug for tomorrow as it is

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Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: paul_e on August 10, 2014, 08:12:42 PM

"grow a beard you said, it'll make you a pussy magnet you said..."

Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Chinchilla Bathhouse on August 11, 2014, 01:00:45 AM

Keane:  "Blimey, I haven't had such a massive bellend in my side since I played with Rio Ferdinand..."

Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: levico on August 11, 2014, 09:58:03 AM

You're not fooling anyone, Randy!!

Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Simon Ward on August 11, 2014, 10:44:57 AM

Adrian Chiles finally gets his revenge for all those withering looks!

Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: paulcomben on August 11, 2014, 11:01:33 AM

"I'm a lioness. I don't like prawn sandwiches either."

Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: andyh on August 11, 2014, 11:08:59 AM

'see what a laugh we can have when that miserable git Lambert isn't around!'

Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: supertom on August 11, 2014, 12:05:12 PM

Keane: "I've only been here a month and I've already found out where Mo Salifou has been hiding! Damn I'm good!"

Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Brend'Watkins on August 11, 2014, 01:54:18 PM

"Roy, give us a hand getting this f****** ridiculous outfit off".

Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: The Laughing Policeman on August 11, 2014, 02:26:06 PM

"Hello Roy I'm the new defensive midfielder."

Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: go on the dog on August 11, 2014, 02:44:36 PM

Hi Roy its Ian Culverhouse here, look what happen's to bullies

Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: brian green on August 11, 2014, 02:56:08 PM

I've got a Lion bar down the front of my pants Roy.

Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Weedy on August 11, 2014, 03:21:05 PM

"Hi Roy, I'm the answer to all your prayers!"

"No, you're lion".

Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Steve67 on August 11, 2014, 07:27:31 PM

Feels like velcro against my special front bottom!

Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: ChicagoLion on August 12, 2014, 03:05:15 AM

"I not taking this Lion down".

Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Rigadon on August 12, 2014, 06:13:20 AM

Grrrrrrr

Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Legion on August 16, 2014, 09:26:50 PM

Quote from: andyh on August 11, 2014, 11:08:59 AM

'see what a laugh we can have when that miserable git Lambert isn't around!'

Winner.

Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Legion on August 16, 2014, 09:27:05 PM

PM with address details.