Heroes & Villains, the Aston Villa fanzine
Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: Legion on July 29, 2014, 07:06:43 PM
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If you could sit down and chat with any Aston Villa player (dead or alive), which one would it be and what would you ask them?
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Why didn't you take that penalty? ;-)
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"Were you literally laughing all the way to the bank, Emile?"
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Doesn't Lambo do a supporters Q&A every season round this time? Set DC5 on him for some straight-talking.
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James Milner. I'd beg with him to re-sign.
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Dion, would you drop the nut on him again?
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Gary, what happened when you got the ball?
Brian, how come your feet never got wet?
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Withey - The moment it hit the back of the net. How did it feel?
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Unsworth: did you even get to see the changing room?
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David Platt - is your forehead getting bigger, or is your face getting smaller?
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Tommy Ball - do you think you should move house?
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Nigel Spink. How did you feel when you ran on to the pitch for your second first team appearance?
Hodge. Why are you such a cnut?
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JPA - Sausage roll, pork pie, or scotch egg?
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I would like to ask Howard Spencer "are you the Cousin Howard my grandmother Mary Anne Spencer mentions in her diary?" The blood of a Villa legend in the family veins. Swoon.
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Freddy Grisales - did you enjoy your visit to birmingham?
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Najwan Ghrayib - do you think you'd get a game in the current Villa XI?
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I would like to ask Howard Spencer "are you the Cousin Howard my grandmother Mary Anne Spencer mentions in her diary?" The blood of a Villa legend in the family veins. Swoon.
That would be some claim to fame, Brian. Or should I call you Prince Brian?
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I would like to ask Howard Spencer "are you the Cousin Howard my grandmother Mary Anne Spencer mentions in her diary?" The blood of a Villa legend in the family veins. Swoon.
That would be some claim to fame, Brian. Or should I call you Prince Brian?
Brian maybe it's time you joined Find My Past or some similar site.
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To Billy Walker - how did it feel? Scroing all those goals?
To the 1890s team - did you feel special?
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To any of the players first putting the Villa shirt on - how did it feel to be playing for this new team?
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Mr Little sir, can I have your babies?
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Eric Houghton - the lowdown on the Villa "Nazi" tour.
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Pongo - I know you were tough, but was it daunting to have Frank Barson as your father-in-law?
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Regarding ancestry tracing my sister is obsessed with it. However, she spends all her time trying to get the City of Chicago to accept that she, my brother and I are the legal owners of Cook County. Why she can't do something useful like proving a double winning Villa hero is our kin is beyond me. Comes of marrying a bloody bluenose.
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Regarding ancestry tracing my sister is obsessed with it. However, she spends all her time trying to get the City of Chicago to accept that she, my brother and I are the legal owners of Cook County. Why she can't do something useful like proving a double winning Villa hero is our kin is beyond me. Comes of marrying a bloody bluenose.
Well done rescuing the kids.
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"Were you literally laughing all the way to the bank, Emile?"
There are lot more deserving players that should be aimed at. Limited ability but he worked his arse off.
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Bosko, you have a scoring average of 1 every 2.5 games over your career, what the F*@! happened?
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"Were you literally laughing all the way to the bank, Emile?"
There are lot more deserving players that should be aimed at. Limited ability but he worked his arse off.
I can only think of Ireland who was paid so much for being so rubbish, so feel taylorsworkrate's original point was valid.
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To any of our current players:-
"Now the takeover has gone through, who are you most looking forward to playing alongside, Messi or Ronaldo?"
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To any of the lads who played on Dec 17 1976. How long did it take to sink in what you achieved that night? And thank you for the best Christmas present ever.
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Of my father's cousin, Billy Evans, I'd ask: "why, after only 7 games (3 goals) for your local heroes, AVFC, did you not stay and fight for your place instead of following Eric H to Notts County?"
I realise he was competing with the then biggest signing, Trevor Ford, but nonetheless ...
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To George Ramsay. 'Did you realise how important you would become when you stopped playing.'
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To Stephen Ireland. 'In your wildest imaginings, did you ever think it possible you would become such a complete tosser?'
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Ivo, I was not only one of the few that saw you play for Villa but I also saw you scoring in that game, a friendly at Witney Town in summer 1991. Do you remember it as vividly as I do?
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Stewart Downing: "So Stu, after moving on to Liverpool and then West Ham, your career seems to be going from strength to strength! Where do you see yourself in five years time?"
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To steve h o d g e 'me and you; outside now'!
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To Uncle Frank, obviously...
"Do you mind if I ask you a couple of thousand questions?"
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Stewart Downing: "So Stu, after moving on to Liverpool and then West Ham, your career seems to be going from strength to strength! Where do you see yourself in five years time?"
Lol
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To Mark Draper: "after Barcelona, which is your favourite Italian club?"
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To Stephen Ireland - So, how is your Nan now?
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Ken Mcnaught - why the fuck did you stick your hand in the air in the last minute at upton park,
That was supposed to be our year you know
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I like the question that was put to C*** Downing on Twitter. "Stewart apart from yourself do you know any other players who are neither footed?"
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Ketchup on those pies, Richard?
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At what point did you regret it Andy?
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Ken Mcnaught - why the fuck did you stick your hand in the air in the last minute at upton park,
That was supposed to be our year you know
I was at that game, so having endured 90 minutes of bricking myself and thinking, we will have these back at VP, he did that.
We had a pretty weak team out that day aswell.
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Lambert - Have you ever checked out the H&V forum? It's a cracking read. They all love you.
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Robert Hopkins
So Bob my old royster doyster, when the Birmingham Mail wheel you out for derby predictions and you always come out with the line "Most people don't remember that when I left school I played for Villa until I got a proper job" do you not think that if, as opposed to being below the car park attendants in the pecking order for a first team place for the reigning European Champions you were actually a first team regular that we don't all know that wild horses wouldn't have dragged to to Small Heath?
How proud are you of being the only player/fan of a top flight football club to score the own goal that means your beloved club get beat at home in the FA cup to a non league side? Did you celebrate by doing that silly handstand you used to like doing? Do you think it was the best goal ever scored past David Seaman, beating Gazza, Nayim and Ronaldino. Because us Villa fans would vote for yours every time son.
When you celebrated the honour of being a non used sub in the Leyland Daft Cup final of '91 by throwing your tracky top into the crowd and then made an appeal in The Evening Mail for the fifty quid back that you forgot was in the pocket, did you not think that was a bit petty?
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Ken Mcnaught - why the fuck did you stick your hand in the air in the last minute at upton park,
That was supposed to be our year you know
I was at that game, so having endured 90 minutes of bricking myself and thinking, we will have these back at VP, he did that.
We had a pretty weak team out that day aswell.
so was I, mayhem wasn't it
cant remember the team being weak though, more concerned about getting home alive
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Ken Mcnaught - why the fuck did you stick your hand in the air in the last minute at upton park,
That was supposed to be our year you know
I was at that game, so having endured 90 minutes of bricking myself and thinking, we will have these back at VP, he did that.
We had a pretty weak team out that day aswell.
so was I, mayhem wasn't it
cant remember the team being weak though, more concerned about getting home alive
Exciting though wasn't it? Was just thinking the other day about those times. So often we 'd get home thinking 'Christ we could have been killed there', yet there was never any consideration given to not actually going to the next away game.