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Title: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: ozzjim on March 28, 2014, 03:53:42 PM
This is really starting to piss me right off. I know it shouldn't, but he is now claiming that Chris Foy will have cost Chelsea the title if they get pipped by a couple of points. How short sighted is he? Seriously? The ref at their place has gifted them 6 points against Albion and Villa this season!! He should be charged again for the latest comments!

What is worse, is he is acting like Chelsea were battering us - they had 2 attempts on target or something like that in 90 minutes!! We were genuinely worthy of the result, and the sending off was harsh but justifiable! Give the opposition some credit.

He was a really good manager and decent fun first time round, but going to Inter and then being essentially humbled by Barcelona at Real Madrid has turned him into a very bitter individual who I really detest now. The arrogance has become almost a cartoon character of himself the way he acts. Anyone but Chelsea for the league, or any other trophy for that matter.
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: Isa on March 28, 2014, 03:57:17 PM
It's just typical Mourinho. Nothing new to see here.
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: not3bad on March 28, 2014, 04:01:19 PM
That's Moaninho.
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Post by: prmort on March 28, 2014, 04:02:45 PM
It's raining here.
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: Damo70 on March 28, 2014, 04:03:11 PM
This is really starting to piss me right off. I know it shouldn't, but he is now claiming that Chris Foy will have cost Chelsea the title if they get pipped by a couple of points. How short sighted is he? Seriously? The ref at their place has gifted them 6 points against Albion and Villa this season!! He should be charged again for the latest comments!

What is worse, is he is acting like Chelsea were battering us - they had 2 attempts on target or something like that in 90 minutes!! We were genuinely worthy of the result, and the sending off was harsh but justifiable! Give the opposition some credit.

He was a really good manager and decent fun first time round, but going to Inter and then being essentially humbled by Barcelona at Real Madrid has turned him into a very bitter individual who I really detest now. The arrogance has become almost a cartoon character of himself the way he acts. Anyone but Chelsea for the league, or any other trophy for that matter.

If you are going to talk a load of bull then make sure you have a good memory for what you have previously said. I can't see how a referee can cost a team the title when that club's manager has said at every opportunity that his team is not in the title race. He is still a good manager but as a bloke he is turning into a joke.
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: Concrete John on March 28, 2014, 04:09:38 PM
I really hope he's right, to be honest.  That game costing The Danny Dyer Appreciation Society the title would make this whole season worth while as far as I'm concerned.
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: PeterWithesShin on March 28, 2014, 04:13:17 PM
He's a whinging twat.
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: Damo70 on March 28, 2014, 04:20:43 PM
He's a whinging twat.

Who is now finding that talking rubbish ends up with you contradicting yourself and looking stupid. The Italian and Spanish press would have called him on this, asking how a ref can cost him a title he has often said he isn't contesting. I wonder if any of our press will. Although the way all that stuff he spouted after we played them at their place came back to hit him square in the face in the return match was perfect.
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: FrankyH on March 28, 2014, 04:23:53 PM
One of the journalists should have asked him about the game at the bridge, when then ref bottled the Terry penalty and didnt send off egor for elbowing Benteke.
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: PeterWithesShin on March 28, 2014, 04:24:22 PM
It would be great if someone in the media would remind him of his comments after the away game. None of them ever will though.
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: PeterWithesShin on March 28, 2014, 04:25:15 PM
Jinx!
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: PaulWinch again on March 28, 2014, 04:34:56 PM
Ah it's all very old now, blah blah. Mourinho was kind of entertaining in his first stint in England, now he's a parody of himself.
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: Damo70 on March 28, 2014, 04:37:26 PM
They don't like it when Chris Foy refs their games. Because when he does he doesn't allow John Terry to be his fifth official.
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: Concrete John on March 28, 2014, 04:37:34 PM
Ah it's all very old now, blah blah. Mourinho was kind of entertaining in his first stint in England, now he's a parody of himself.

I've said very similar in the past.  He's either he's missing Fergie as someone to wind up or we're missing him as someone to hate more and hope Jose wins it instead.
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: Tayls_7 on March 28, 2014, 04:47:43 PM
His head has gone really fat and round, so naturally I take great delight in watching his big, fat, spherical head appear on the gogglebox regardless of what drivel he has decided to regale us all with.
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: olaftab on March 28, 2014, 04:51:28 PM
He really is turning into  sour cow's piss. Fuck him and his gangster master.
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: olaftab on March 28, 2014, 04:53:45 PM
They don't like it when Chris Foy refs their games. Because when he does he doesn't allow John Terry to be his fifth official.
You mean the first official?
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: Toronto Villa on March 28, 2014, 05:01:36 PM
He really is turning into  sour cow's piss. Fuck him and his gangster master.

Mourinho is one of those blokes where the act wears thin very fast. He still doesn't get why Fergie didn't suggest him for the Man U job. It's because he is a bitter, bitter man and when it doesn't go right everyone is to blame but him and his players. It won't kill him to admit the better team by a mile that day won. Instead he has taken the position of being a complete wanker about this. Good, I hope we have many more days at his expense. It also has to be hugely  embarrassing for him never having won at Villa Park when just about everyone else does.
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: Chico Hamilton III on March 28, 2014, 05:09:11 PM
His head has gone really fat and round, so naturally I take great delight in watching his big, fat, spherical head appear on the gogglebox regardless of what drivel he has decided to regale us all with.

He's starting to remind me of an ageing Thunderbirds puppet
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: ChicagoLion on March 28, 2014, 05:53:29 PM
Maybe just maybe the referees will or have come together to stop the constant cheating and gamesmanship that Chavski indulge in.


They are an upstart bunch of twats with a gangster owner who has bought their success followed by the most moronic classless bunch of wankers ever to be associated with a Football Club.
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: Chipsticks on March 28, 2014, 05:58:49 PM
He just does this type of thing all the time to take the attention away from the fact that his team were sub-par and lost. It's classic Mourinho and I'm not surprised in the slightest. Just move on.
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: Witton Warrior on March 28, 2014, 05:59:45 PM
I just remember when he snuck up behind someone, twisted their ear and then scuttled off during a touchline fracas - shows all you need to know about the cowardly twat
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: nigel on March 28, 2014, 07:08:38 PM
Reminds me of Chubby Brown.
Funny to start with, then after 10 minutes, or so, just becomes boring.
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: Can Gana Be Bettered!?!? on March 28, 2014, 07:59:15 PM
You've bitten. As have the media. That's what he wanted.

Nothing to see here.
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: eamonn on March 28, 2014, 08:00:40 PM
His head has gone really fat and round, so naturally I take great delight in watching his big, fat, spherical head appear on the gogglebox regardless of what drivel he has decided to regale us all with.

He's starting to remind me of an ageing Thunderbirds puppet

Women still would though.
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: Can Gana Be Bettered!?!? on March 28, 2014, 08:03:39 PM
His head has gone really fat and round, so naturally I take great delight in watching his big, fat, spherical head appear on the gogglebox regardless of what drivel he has decided to regale us all with.

He's starting to remind me of an ageing Thunderbirds puppet

Yes, in tha same way Noel Gallagher did as well. Ha!
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: Can Gana Be Bettered!?!? on March 28, 2014, 08:04:12 PM
His head has gone really fat and round, so naturally I take great delight in watching his big, fat, spherical head appear on the gogglebox regardless of what drivel he has decided to regale us all with.

He's starting to remind me of an ageing Thunderbirds puppet

Women still would though.

Call him a whinging ******?
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: Gareth on March 28, 2014, 08:10:53 PM
I just remember when he snuck up behind someone, twisted their ear and then scuttled off during a touchline fracas - shows all you need to know about the cowardly twat

thought it was worse than that, wasn't it prodding his fingers into the old Barca managers eye...far more cowardly
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: PeterWithesShin on March 28, 2014, 08:14:49 PM
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: Villa in Denmark on March 28, 2014, 09:13:22 PM
The only thing I don't understand about all this, is why people didn't think he was a complete prick first time around.

Last Saturday he was interviewed by Danish TV after the Arsenal game. He was still bitching about it, after just beating one of his rivals 6-0.

Anyone who kicks up that much fuss about chuff all, would normally be diagnosed a paranoid with low self-esteem.

In his case I pretty convinced, it's just because he's an obnoxious wanker.
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: rob_bridge on March 28, 2014, 09:44:29 PM
He really is turning into  sour cow's piss. Fuck him and his gangster master.

I like your post.
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: Tony Erdington on March 28, 2014, 09:50:00 PM
moronieo takes it up the sphinxter
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: phantom limb on March 29, 2014, 10:03:53 AM
His constant whining is getting a bit tedious now isn't it?

I hope they don't win the title for two reasons. 1- He's a tit. 2- I hate Chelsea.
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: Charlie8182 on March 29, 2014, 10:05:08 AM
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The only thing I don't understand about all this, is why people didn't think he was a complete prick first time around.

I for one did.
It seems to me that it is essentially the English media who lap it all up and hang onto his every word in press conferences.
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: JUAN PABLO on March 29, 2014, 11:46:47 AM
The red card ( Will I am ) was never a red card but I dont give a flying fuck as the elbow on Benteke at the bridge was worth three red cards , who went on to score with his anal head and then the game turned into netball with that thug Terry .   

I would love *in my keegan voice*   love it , If Money City beat them by two points ;)

Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: richard moore on March 29, 2014, 02:12:03 PM
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The only thing I don't understand about all this, is why people didn't think he was a complete prick first time around.

I for one did.
It seems to me that it is essentially the English media who lap it all up and hang onto his every word in press conferences.

So did I, he's always been an unmitigated wanker as far as I'm concerned - not that I ever hear what the silly little girl has to say as the the volume goes on mute as soon as he opens his stupid gob
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: Somniloquism on March 29, 2014, 04:44:05 PM
Hmm, still our fault if they lose the title by a few points?

I'm sure the ref did something in this match to moan about.
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: PeterWithesShin on March 29, 2014, 04:53:50 PM
I wonder whose fault it was today.
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: Somniloquism on March 29, 2014, 04:59:37 PM
Reading this from savage, is he trying to say the goal shouldn't have been given because of it?

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"Good ball into the box by Joel Ward and the way John Terry has reacted with his head in his hands means it has come off his head. But the centre forward for Crystal Palace has swung his arm in the air near the ball - that might have affected John Terry."
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: PeterWithesShin on March 29, 2014, 05:00:54 PM
I'd enjoy it more if the Palace bloke had blatantly punched the ball into the net.
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: Toronto Villa on March 29, 2014, 05:02:33 PM
I wonder whose fault it was today.

everyone else's I imagine. I'm sure Chris Foy has something to do with this defeat the bounder
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: timeoutbigbar on March 29, 2014, 05:22:40 PM
How dare these small clubs turn up and defend, the bastards!
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: Damo70 on March 30, 2014, 12:10:53 AM
He was being nice and warning the ball boy that his behaviour could result in a Chelsea player losing his temper and hitting him apparently. Some people might call that threatening a little kid.
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: rob_bridge on March 30, 2014, 12:13:47 AM
I wonder whose fault it was today.

The Ball Boy. Almost.
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: London Villan on March 30, 2014, 09:23:06 AM
He was being nice and warning the ball boy that his behaviour could result in a Chelsea player losing his temper and hitting him apparently. Some people might call that threatening a little kid.
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He was being nice and warning the ball boy that his behaviour could result in a Chelsea player losing his temper and hitting him apparently. Some people might call that threatening a little kid.


As if a Chelsea player would attack a ballboy.... Ah...
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: FrankyH on March 30, 2014, 11:27:00 AM
He was being nice and warning the ball boy that his behaviour could result in a Chelsea player losing his temper and hitting him apparently. Some people might call that threatening a little kid.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/video-chelsea-boss-jose-mourinho-3299757 (http://www.mirror.co.uk/video-chelsea-boss-jose-mourinho-3299757)
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: Virgil Caine on March 30, 2014, 11:53:03 AM
Not supporting Mournihos behaviour at all but in order of balance I suspect that with his previous history regarding the role of Ball Boys Pulis is also as culpable. There is an argument to suggest that in modern stay stadia the need for ball boys is somewhat neglible - obviously at The Sty they are a pre-requisite, to boost the attendance figures and to man the acres of space in the stands.
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: Chris Smith on March 30, 2014, 12:09:25 PM
He was being nice and warning the ball boy that his behaviour could result in a Chelsea player losing his temper and hitting him apparently. Some people might call that threatening a little kid.

Mourinho should not have got involved but I thought the Palace player telling the ball boy not to return it was totally out of order.
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: E I Adio on March 30, 2014, 05:44:28 PM
Mourinho is a mean spirited self aggrandising arse who attempts to portray himself as some sort of messiah who needs to tell everyone how to behave. How does he get away with this nonsense?

From The Morning Star - no less (http://www.morningstaronline.co.uk/a-2a29-Mourinho-Foy-has-cost-us-the-title?#.UzhE0yjXq4M)


Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: Havencheese on March 31, 2014, 06:05:11 AM
He's a turd, we've all known this for a while. Why he is so good at what he does is when it's his turn to whinge he'll unleash both barrels, when it's not he'll spin shit and have a go at others for doing so.

So, he's had a bit of a sook about things. All things said and done, there's really only one thing that matters and that's that his team are currently 2 points behind the league leaders. Suffer in your jocks Jose.
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: rob_bridge on March 31, 2014, 08:35:31 AM
Mourinho is a mean spirited self aggrandising arse who attempts to portray himself as some sort of messiah who needs to tell everyone how to behave. How does he get away with this nonsense?

From The Morning Star - no less (http://www.morningstaronline.co.uk/a-2a29-Mourinho-Foy-has-cost-us-the-title?#.UzhE0yjXq4M)

Bell end- what was the time and score when Willian got sent off. Were they 2-0 up and cruising only to be pegged back after having to play for 70 minutes.

No they were drawing 0-0 in an even match with Villa in the ascendancy with about 20 minutes to go.

knobber!
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: Somniloquism on March 31, 2014, 12:21:41 PM
Yet not one of the spineless press pack stands up and asks about the 1 point they got against the Albion, the 3 points they got against us and the three points against Liverpool through referee clangers.
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: rob_bridge on March 31, 2014, 01:51:17 PM
Yet not one of the spineless press pack stands up and asks about the 1 point they got against the Albion, the 3 points they got against us and the three points against Liverpool through referee clangers.

The problem is most of the fawning press love him because like Appy Arry he can write a good chunk of their lines for them. A deadly embrace. Both parties are unaware, and they represent indusries with a dearth of self awareness, of the fact that any thinking person can see through this blurb and nonsense.
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: richard moore on March 31, 2014, 02:37:15 PM
Yet not one of the spineless press pack stands up and asks about the 1 point they got against the Albion, the 3 points they got against us and the three points against Liverpool through referee clangers.

The problem is most of the fawning press love him because like Appy Arry he can write a good chunk of their lines for them. A deadly embrace. Both parties are unaware, and they represent indusries with a dearth of self awareness, of the fact that any thinking person can see through this blurb and nonsense.

It's the same sort of thinking that sees Adrian Childs, Tyldesley and Townsend commentating on top european matches. Commentaries for morons by morons
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: rob_bridge on March 31, 2014, 03:09:48 PM
Yet not one of the spineless press pack stands up and asks about the 1 point they got against the Albion, the 3 points they got against us and the three points against Liverpool through referee clangers.

The problem is most of the fawning press love him because like Appy Arry he can write a good chunk of their lines for them. A deadly embrace. Both parties are unaware, and they represent indusries with a dearth of self awareness, of the fact that any thinking person can see through this blurb and nonsense.

It's the same sort of thinking that sees Adrian Childs, Tyldesley and Townsend commentating on top european matches. Commentaries for morons by morons

Tyldsley has a little black book of cliches to use when a goal is scored.

Townsend, like many ex players, does not appear to fully grasp the rules of the game.


Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: Damo70 on March 31, 2014, 03:21:37 PM
It is true that many former players do not fully grasp the rules. I have heard more than one have the rules explained to them and still reply with something like, "Yes, but for me that should still have been a penalty". As if their personal opinion over rides the rules.
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: PeterWithesShin on March 31, 2014, 04:16:30 PM
Townsend is a crap commentator. I'll never forgive him for defending the Terry tackle on Milner at Wembley either.
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: Villa in Denmark on March 31, 2014, 06:04:23 PM
It is true that many former players do not fully grasp the rules. I have heard more than one have the rules explained to them and still reply with something like, "Yes, but for me that should still have been a penalty". As if their personal opinion over rides the rules.

Why should the fact that they've retired, alter a point of view that they've probably held since their earliest days as a talented youngster.

Christ, even in the Warley Sunday league, the first point of order in the dressing room has got bog all to do with team, formations or tactics, but how best to get in the referee's ear and not give him an easy time.

Okay I probably exaggerated a bit by associating tactics with the Warley Sunday league.
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: eamonn on March 31, 2014, 09:35:37 PM
Townsend is a crap commentator. I'll never forgive him for defending the Terry tackle on Milner at Wembley either.

Captaining us to our last Wembley win trumps any forgettable punditry drivel he comes out with.
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: LeeB on April 03, 2014, 01:36:06 PM
Townsend is a crap commentator. I'll never forgive him for defending the Terry tackle on Milner at Wembley either.

Captaining us to our last Wembley win trumps any forgettable punditry drivel he comes out with.

Indeed.
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: ADVILLAFAN on April 03, 2014, 01:37:54 PM
Mourinho moaning means that Chelsea have lost again, enjoy it.
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: LeeB on April 03, 2014, 01:43:26 PM
I read his comments about last night. He seems to be talking himself into the sack.

I mean you're on a bit of thin ice when you moan about your strikers all season, but have sent your best one out on loan.
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: rob_bridge on April 03, 2014, 01:54:24 PM
I read his comments about last night. He seems to be talking himself into the sack.

I mean you're on a bit of thin ice when you moan about your strikers all season, but have sent your best one out on loan.

Here's hoping.

The fawners will have to find something else to fawn about
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: Pat McMahon on April 03, 2014, 09:02:49 PM
I disagree this time. I think he showed great restraint and grace in not mentioning Chris Foy.
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: Clampy on April 03, 2014, 09:07:51 PM
I read his comments about last night. He seems to be talking himself into the sack.

I mean you're on a bit of thin ice when you moan about your strikers all season, but have sent your best one out on loan.

Maybe he's heard of a possible vacancy opening up at Old Trafford.
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: Tony Erdington on April 04, 2014, 08:18:40 AM
I think moranieo is do a great job, with the minnows of London football, blown up in the league, out of the champions league.

Squeaky bum time not really cuz their season OVER
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: lovejoy on April 04, 2014, 08:35:25 AM
Ancellotti got sacked having won the FA cup, come second in the league and semis of the Champions league.
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: Chico Hamilton III on April 04, 2014, 08:41:30 AM
Ancellotti got sacked having won the FA cup, come second in the league and semis of the Champions league.

He did the double with Chelsea
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: Damo70 on April 04, 2014, 08:50:26 AM
Mourinho is doing a Malcolm Allison. He seems less interested on the coaching that made him successful and more interested on the media side of things and his image.
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: rob_bridge on April 04, 2014, 08:54:16 AM
Ancellotti got sacked having won the FA cup, come second in the league and semis of the Champions league.

He did the double with Chelsea

He did - and for the only time since they have had hundreds of millions to spunk up the wall - were they actually exciting to watch I would have to grudgingly accept.
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: lovejoy on April 04, 2014, 01:32:38 PM
Ancellotti got sacked having won the FA cup, come second in the league and semis of the Champions league.

He did the double with Chelsea

i meant he was sacked after coming 2nd etc, which at the moment looks like less than what Mourinho is going to achieve. Why aren't the knives out for him?
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: Somniloquism on April 11, 2014, 12:43:40 PM
I would hope any Charity doesn't touch this money with a bargepole. (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2601783/Blues-fans-club-pay-Mourinhos-8-000-FA-fine-Aston-Villa-sending-off.html)
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: Somniloquism on April 24, 2014, 07:28:18 PM
Ramires banned for four games and Moanihio charged for his comments after the Sunderland game. Lets hope he gets stadium bans for it or he decides he is being persecuted and decides to leave for another country where they will "love" him.
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: JUAN PABLO on April 24, 2014, 07:47:27 PM
did you see one of his coaches in one of the games , a man possessed . Looked a right horrible bully twat
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: Hillbilly on April 25, 2014, 12:56:45 AM
Why isn't he being done for bringing the game into disrepute for the weakened team nonsense?
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 25, 2014, 01:05:46 AM
I ca just imagine Moremoaningo being fine if Chavski were going for the title and someone fielded a second string 11 against their title rivals. The bloke is a hypocrite and an utter twat.
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: eamonn on April 25, 2014, 01:05:48 AM
did you see one of his coaches in one of the games , a man possessed . Looked a right horrible bully twat

Mourinho had to restrain the fat little fucker from what looked like was going to be a full blown assault on the ref when Sunderland scored their penalty. Was at Roy Keane levels of ref intimidation.
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: ozzjim on April 25, 2014, 07:12:43 AM
Why isn't he being done for bringing the game into disrepute for the weakened team nonsense?

they can't until he actually does it.
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: rob_bridge on April 25, 2014, 08:16:01 AM
I ca just imagine Moremoaningo being fine if Chavski were going for the title and someone fielded a second string 11 against their title rivals. The bloke is a hypocrite and an utter twat.

Present and correct on both counts.
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: Tony Erdington on April 25, 2014, 08:47:44 AM
best wishes to the small club with a wedged up twat for an owner, there just a bunch of west end girls.
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: Richard E on April 25, 2014, 08:53:52 AM
I ca just imagine Moremoaningo being fine if Chavski were going for the title and someone fielded a second string 11 against their title rivals. The bloke is a hypocrite and an utter twat.

On the other hand it would be quite funny if Liverpool choked and the weakened team won.
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: Simon Ward on April 25, 2014, 10:11:57 AM
Why isn't he being done for bringing the game into disrepute for the weakened team nonsense?

they can't until he actually does it.

All it'll be is a fine of £25,000 and a slap on the wrist anyway!
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: Hillbilly on April 25, 2014, 10:36:21 AM
Why isn't he being done for bringing the game into disrepute for the weakened team nonsense?

they can't until he actually does it.
I didn't put that quite right. I meant for threatening to put out a weakened team. Surely that's enough.
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: QBVILLA on April 25, 2014, 11:13:58 AM
Why isn't he being done for bringing the game into disrepute for the weakened team nonsense?

I'm fairly sure that can no longer be an issue asthe ruling was changed. Any player who plays will be part of the first team squad pool of 25 and any manager could argue that he and he alone decides what is his strongest team.
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: JUAN PABLO on April 25, 2014, 11:22:19 AM
The wanker is always moaning about injuries after the money they have spent . Dick ,  while he loans out Lakaku and play's Torres
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: Dr Butler on April 25, 2014, 11:33:05 AM
did not like him the first time he was in the Premiership and nothing he has done second time around tells me I was wrong to dislike him originally.

an obnoxious egotistical moaner.
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: Damo70 on April 25, 2014, 01:17:02 PM
Why isn't he being done for bringing the game into disrepute for the weakened team nonsense?

I'm fairly sure that can no longer be an issue asthe ruling was changed. Any player who plays will be part of the first team squad pool of 25 and any manager could argue that he and he alone decides what is his strongest team.

I believe the ruling was changed when they brought in the 25 named players rule. So long as his side is made up mainly of anyone in the 25 he is okay. If he plays a load of under 21's he/Chelsea will be punished.
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: Hillbilly on April 25, 2014, 01:21:40 PM
Why isn't he being done for bringing the game into disrepute for the weakened team nonsense?

I'm fairly sure that can no longer be an issue asthe ruling was changed. Any player who plays will be part of the first team squad pool of 25 and any manager could argue that he and he alone decides what is his strongest team.

I believe the ruling was changed when they brought in the 25 named players rule. So long as his side is made up mainly of anyone in the 25 he is okay. If he plays a load of under 21's he/Chelsea will be punished.
Ah right you are.
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: Dave on April 25, 2014, 02:05:07 PM
Why isn't he being done for bringing the game into disrepute for the weakened team nonsense?

they can't until he actually does it.
I didn't put that quite right. I meant for threatening to put out a weakened team. Surely that's enough.
Ozz's point still stands. He's not done it, so there's nothing to answer for. If he does, then he might.
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 25, 2014, 02:24:18 PM
It's probably his attempt at mind games. And he'll sit there smugly pointing it out. While the rest of the world points out he's a twat.

He can actually field any side he wants, I still find it amusing the only sides ever hit for fielding weakened teams before the rule change were little Blackpool and Wolves.

"Three years ago, making such wholesale changes would have landed them with a five-figure fine but the Premier League amended its rules in the summer of 2011 following controversial punishments handed out to Blackpool and Wolverhampton Wanderers. Clubs are now at liberty to field anyone from their official 25-man squad list, in addition to some under-21 players."
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: curiousorange on April 25, 2014, 02:31:14 PM
As the suggestion was made earlier about the "b-team" winning at Klanfield, I'll go one further and suggest it's Mourinho trying a bit of cod-psychology. If the second string lose, fine, it was all we expected. If they win, the Mighty Reds (everyone's second favourite team, don'tcha know?) got humbled by ver kids. This undermines their confidence, gets the press talking about how they're going to blow it and gives the advantage to Chelsea.

What makes me laugh is that it'll probably work as well. Despite the tactic being so blatant, everyone will go on about what a great tactician Mourinho is. It's like when Ferguson would basically say "See Arsenal? Referees give them all the decisions" and Wenger, this cool-headed continental coach, would go absolutely mental.
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: supertom on April 25, 2014, 02:36:20 PM
Chelsea can hardly put out much of a B-team though really. It'll be chock full of 20-30 million pound players still I'd imagine. I never pay much attention if clubs like Chelsea and Man City decide to rest their first 11. They've monopolized so many decent players, they'll be alright.
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 25, 2014, 02:40:42 PM
This is their current squad.

Current Squad
1 Petr Cech (G) Czech Republic
23 Mark Schwarzer (G) Australia
40 Hilario (G) Portugal
46 Jamal Blackman (G) England
NA Andreas Christensen (D) Denmark
NA Daniel Pappoe (D) England
2 Branislav Ivanovic (D) Serbia
3 Ashley Cole (D) England
4 David Luiz (D) Brazil
24 Gary Cahill (D) England
26 John Terry (D) England
28 Cesar Azpilicueta (D) Spain
33 Tomas Kalas (D) Czech Republic
57 Nathan Ake (D) Netherlands
NA Billy Clifford (M) England
NA Charlie Colkett (M) England
NA Lamisha Musonda (M) Belgium
7 Ramires (M) Brazil
8 Frank Lampard (M) England
11 Oscar (M) Brazil
12 John Obi Mikel (M) Nigeria
14 Andre Schurrle (M) Germany
15 Mohamed Salah (M) Egypt
16 Marco van Ginkel (M) Netherlands
17 Eden Hazard (M) Belgium
21 Nemanja Matic (M) Serbia
22 Willian (M) Brazil
47 Lewis Baker (M) England
9 Fernando Torres (F) Spain
19 Demba Ba (F) Senegal
29 Samuel Eto'o (F) Cameroon
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: curiousorange on April 25, 2014, 02:45:54 PM
Despite all of those Brazilians, they're one of the most functional, brutal teams around. It's like the Brazil team Mourinho most admires is the one from World Cup '74.
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 25, 2014, 02:47:43 PM
And just a reminder of how much they take the piss.

Players loaned out
Matej Delac (G) to Vojvodina NS
Thibaut Courtois (G) to Atl Madrid
Sam Walker (G) to Colchester
Todd Kane (D) to Blackburn
Kurt Zouma (D) to St-Etienne
Ryan Bertrand (D) to Aston Villa
Nathaniel Chalobah (D) to Middlesbro
Kenneth Omeruo (D) to Middlesbro
Sam Hutchinson (D) to Sheff Wed
Josh McEachran (M) to Wigan
Oriol Romeu (M) to Valencia
Marko Marin (M) to Seville
Ulises Davila (M) to Cordoba
Victor Moses (M) to Liverpool
George Saville (M) to Brentford
Gael Kakuta (M) to Lazio
Milan Lalkovic (F) to Walsall
Lucas Piazon (F) to Vitesse Arn.
Romelu Lukaku (F) to Everton
Christian Atsu (F) to Vitesse Arn.
Patrick Bamford (F) to Derby
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: usav on April 25, 2014, 02:48:15 PM
Despite all of those Brazilians, they're one of the most functional, brutal teams around. It's like the Brazil team Mourinho most admires is the one from World Cup '74.
I believe I'm right in saying that he didn't sign any of those Brazilians.
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: curiousorange on April 25, 2014, 02:50:19 PM
Despite all of those Brazilians, they're one of the most functional, brutal teams around. It's like the Brazil team Mourinho most admires is the one from World Cup '74.
I believe I'm right in saying that he didn't sign any of those Brazilians.

You probably are. My point about him not being able to use any flair they have is still valid, I think.

Besides which, Chelsea sign and then discard so many players I don't pay much attention when they do sign anyone.
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: cheltenhamlion on April 25, 2014, 02:59:27 PM
Moaning about injuries when you have 27 out on loan is taking the piss.
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: Damo70 on April 25, 2014, 03:00:25 PM
I didn't realise Hilario was still knocking around. I think he was there as understudy to Peter Bonetti.
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: class-of-82 on April 25, 2014, 07:13:18 PM
I reckon it all boils down to the fact that he is peed off he didn't get the man ure job which deep down he coveted. Then watching Moyes getting the push knowing he can't walk out on Chelsea
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: citizenDJ on April 25, 2014, 07:36:38 PM
Oh ho ho. He's such a character, though, that Mourhino. He's such good value, a ha ha ha. Absolutely brilliant for us guys in the press, isn't he? EVERYONE wants to read about him, he's pure entertainment, a ha ha ha.

[/thatfatbeardedjournalist}
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: JUAN PABLO on April 25, 2014, 08:05:26 PM
Romeu , thats a name from the past

im sure we looked at him once
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: eamonn on April 25, 2014, 08:16:48 PM
And just a reminder of how much they take the piss.

Players loaned out
Matej Delac (G) to Vojvodina NS
Thibaut Courtois (G) to Atl Madrid
Sam Walker (G) to Colchester
Todd Kane (D) to Blackburn
Kurt Zouma (D) to St-Etienne
Ryan Bertrand (D) to Aston Villa
Nathaniel Chalobah (D) to Middlesbro
Kenneth Omeruo (D) to Middlesbro
Sam Hutchinson (D) to Sheff Wed
Josh McEachran (M) to Wigan
Oriol Romeu (M) to Valencia
Marko Marin (M) to Seville
Ulises Davila (M) to Cordoba
Victor Moses (M) to Liverpool
George Saville (M) to Brentford
Gael Kakuta (M) to Lazio
Milan Lalkovic (F) to Walsall
Lucas Piazon (F) to Vitesse Arn.
Romelu Lukaku (F) to Everton
Christian Atsu (F) to Vitesse Arn.
Patrick Bamford (F) to Derby

How is this shit allowed?!
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: pauliewalnuts on April 25, 2014, 08:18:19 PM
As the suggestion was made earlier about the "b-team" winning at Klanfield, I'll go one further and suggest it's Mourinho trying a bit of cod-psychology. If the second string lose, fine, it was all we expected. If they win, the Mighty Reds (everyone's second favourite team, don'tcha know?) got humbled by ver kids. This undermines their confidence, gets the press talking about how they're going to blow it and gives the advantage to Chelsea.

I was thinking about this earlier today, and I agree with you.

Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: Villa in Denmark on April 25, 2014, 08:59:27 PM
Despite all of those Brazilians, they're one of the most functional, brutal teams around. It's like the Brazil team Mourinho most admires is the one from World Cup '74.
I believe I'm right in saying that he didn't sign any of those Brazilians.

Willian?
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: lovejoy on April 25, 2014, 09:50:50 PM
The loan system is there to provide temporary cover for teams with an injury crisis. It is being used as a way of rich teams warehousing players. The moral compass of football is off kilter.
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: eamonn on April 26, 2014, 01:10:46 AM
Factory of Sadness > Warehouse of Malcontents
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: CJ on April 26, 2014, 01:26:02 PM
Football lost its moral compass in February 1992 when it was sold out to Sky  :(
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: Dlp on April 28, 2014, 10:07:02 PM
Mourinho has always talked utter bollocks, it's just that this time round he's talking bigger bollocks than last time. The press in Italy & Spain saw him for what he is, a complete twat. The sooner he pisses off back to Portugal the better.
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: dcdavecollett on April 29, 2014, 12:44:59 PM
You are my local UKIP candidate and I claim my five pounds...
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: john e on April 29, 2014, 12:50:10 PM
Mourinho has always talked utter bollocks, it's just that this time round he's talking bigger bollocks than last time. The press in Italy & Spain saw him for what he is, a complete twat. The sooner he pisses off back to Portugal the better.


great second post mate, and welcome,
 come in and make yourself at home, got any biscuits
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: not3bad on May 09, 2014, 03:10:08 PM
He's off again!!!

http://www.getwestlondon.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/mourinho-sunderland-aston-villa-results-7097115?
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: eamonn on May 09, 2014, 03:12:52 PM
What a bore he is with his pidgin English when he doesn't have the balls to come out and say what he really means. The FA still stung him for his sarcastic quotes didn't they, so maybe he'll stop being such a prat. Doubtful, though.
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: rob_bridge on May 09, 2014, 04:20:19 PM
He's off again!!!

http://www.getwestlondon.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/mourinho-sunderland-aston-villa-results-7097115?

Why doesn't he just fuck off.

As posted above - the Italian and Spanish press hate him because he is a predictable pillock. He has invented new excuses as to why his team lose football games whereas I thought Fergie had finished that volume.

Only here do we fawn over such 'wit' as he is a 'character' accoording to many of the mainstream (London based) press.

Change the record
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: LeeB on May 09, 2014, 04:29:57 PM
He's just a twat. A big fucking twat.
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: Witton Warrior on May 09, 2014, 05:13:25 PM
I love the fact we have got under his skin
We really do need an original amusing abusive chant for him next time he fails to win in B6
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: IAmTheOneIanOlney on May 09, 2014, 09:38:54 PM
To tune of No Limits:

Mour-in-ho
You should know, know
Villa Park, so
You won't
You won't win it


I'll send for me coat...

Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: eamonn on May 10, 2014, 01:41:27 AM
He actually had the stones to say that football is all about money now. Not like when you arrived in London with plucky Chelsea on their uppers then..
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: lovejoy on May 10, 2014, 09:23:18 AM
I think he's inferring something corrupt is going on, which is clearly bonkers. FA should throw the book at him for this. Funny how the game at Stamford Bridge doesn't get the same coverage.
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: PeterWithesShin on May 10, 2014, 11:38:38 AM
Yes Jose, because as manager of Chavski you have never had a dodgy decision go your way have you? Except the decisions at VP weren't dodgy, you just weren't good enough to win there. Yet again.
How come you never mention the game at Stamford Bridge? You whinging crybaby twat. He really is an assclown.
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: nick harper on May 10, 2014, 12:49:33 PM
I just wish one of those journalists at those press conferences would actually ask him if he agreed the worst penalty decision of the entire season was against the Albion and was that part of his so called conspiracy?

I really hate the guy. He does nothing but leave a sour taste around football.
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: Jockey Randall on May 10, 2014, 01:16:08 PM
I still can't get over the tactical masterclass he pulled off at Man City and Liverpool. I mean it's not like Chelsea play exactly the same way against every other good team is it?
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: LeeB on May 10, 2014, 01:58:06 PM
I still can't get over the tactical masterclass he pulled off at Man City and Liverpool. I mean it's not like Chelsea play exactly the same way against every other good team is it?


I liked the master class his team against Athletico in the 2nd leg, where they played the same as in the games you mentioned when they were 3-1 down.
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: eamonn on May 10, 2014, 10:08:00 PM
I just wish one of those journalists at those press conferences would actually ask him if he agreed the worst penalty decision of the entire season was against the Albion and was that part of his so called conspiracy?

I really hate the guy. He does nothing but leave a sour taste around football.

They're all so far up his bum. Get Green from ITN to obliterate him.
Title: Re: Mourinho Moaning
Post by: Dlp on May 11, 2014, 06:42:24 PM
I still can't get over the tactical masterclass he pulled off at Man City and Liverpool. I mean it's not like Chelsea play exactly the same way against every other good team is it?

yeh it's ok for him to brick up the goals when it suits him, but when anyone else does it he accuses them of playing football from the dark ages like he accused West Ham. He got lucky at Liverpool when Gerrard dropped a massive bollock. The only reason those tossers from the press like him is because he spews out so much crap they can write about. The guys a complete twat and the sooner he f***s off the better.
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