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Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: Legion on May 12, 2013, 07:02:32 PM

Title: Final Caption Competition of the Season
Post by: Legion on May 12, 2013, 07:02:32 PM: (https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/197653_637781392916089_1790127673_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Final Caption Competition of the Season
Post by: Legion on May 12, 2013, 07:02:57 PM: Mystery prize this time.
Title: Re: Final Caption Competition of the Season
Post by: Chipsticks on May 12, 2013, 07:09:21 PM: "Stan! The numbers on 'yer shorts and 'yer shirt don't match laddy"
Title: Re: Final Caption Competition of the Season
Post by: danno on May 12, 2013, 07:13:12 PM: Paul Lambert:

"Aye Ah'm doin mae coachin badges. whats so funny aboot that ?"
Title: Re: Final Caption Competition of the Season
Post by: caustic_hollow on May 12, 2013, 07:13:44 PM: The Final Captain Competition
Title: Re: Final Caption Competition of the Season
Post by: PeterWithesShin on May 12, 2013, 07:15:29 PM: Paul: Hey Stan, did you know this is the final caption competition of the season?

Stan: Nah, there will be more chances to win a fantastic DVD.
Title: Re: Final Caption Competition of the Season
Post by: Doorbell on May 12, 2013, 07:16:58 PM: "I bet ya £10 you'll be managing villa one day"

"Oh aye eh! And you'll be club captain no doubt!"
Title: Re: Final Caption Competition of the Season
Post by: Jimbo on May 12, 2013, 07:18:09 PM: PL: "Mahbabble shububble gahabbly mubble, Stan."
SP: "Nice to meet you too, Paul."
Title: Re: Final Caption Competition of the Season
Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on May 12, 2013, 07:23:32 PM: Lambert..."Seee yoo Stilly ! Aye playin fitbaw for hoops, ain it a thriller?"
Petrov..."Ha Ha, Yes Paul"... (Thinks) Fucks knows what he saying ? Something about I'm now good enough for Aston Villa ?
Title: Re: Final Caption Competition of the Season
Post by: Mortimer's Bear on May 12, 2013, 08:22:04 PM: PL: "Hey Andrew, I'm such a big Wham! fan, can I have your autograph please?"
Title: Re: Final Caption Competition of the Season
Post by: mr woo on May 12, 2013, 08:41:21 PM: PL - Go again son, go again
Title: Re: Final Caption Competition of the Season
Post by: eamonn on May 12, 2013, 08:43:45 PM: You become a manager and win a league title and I rid of me highlights? Alright then..you're on.
Title: Re: Final Caption Competition of the Season
Post by: olaftab on May 12, 2013, 08:51:34 PM: "Stan listen laddie round here you need short hands like mine yours are far too big"
Title: Re: Final Caption Competition of the Season
Post by: mr woo on May 12, 2013, 09:05:30 PM: Lambert - What's with the nineteen on yer kit? Like that's gonna be a significant number in your life.....
Title: Re: Final Caption Competition of the Season
Post by: Can Gana Be Bettered!?!? on May 12, 2013, 09:09:38 PM: One day we'll both be involved with the greatest football club in the world.
Title: Re: Final Caption Competition of the Season
Post by: villasjf on May 12, 2013, 09:16:04 PM: Quote from: Can Bent Be Bettered!?!? on May 12, 2013, 09:09:38 PM
One day we'll both be involved with the greatest football club in the world.
Comp closed surely with the last quote.
Title: Re: Final Caption Competition of the Season
Post by: danlanza on May 12, 2013, 09:17:33 PM: Do i look like a fat Robbie Keane ? Well, Do i ?
Title: Re: Final Caption Competition of the Season
Post by: Mortimer's Bear on May 12, 2013, 10:03:57 PM: Quote from: Can Bent Be Bettered!?!? on May 12, 2013, 09:09:38 PM
One day we'll both be involved with the greatest football club in the world.

Winner
Title: Re: Final Caption Competition of the Season
Post by: Mister E on May 12, 2013, 10:10:24 PM: Quote from: Mortimer's Bear on May 12, 2013, 10:03:57 PM
Quote from: Can Bent Be Bettered!?!? on May 12, 2013, 09:09:38 PM
One day we'll both be involved with the greatest football club in the world.

Winner
Yer bloody quitter!
Title: Re: Final Caption Competition of the Season
Post by: Mister E on May 12, 2013, 10:11:21 PM: (https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/197653_637781392916089_1790127673_n.jpg)

Stan: "Ye take the high road and I'll take the low; and I'll be at Villa afore ye!"
Title: Re: Final Caption Competition of the Season
Post by: Mister E on May 12, 2013, 10:13:06 PM: (https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/197653_637781392916089_1790127673_n.jpg)

Stan: "I've got to hand it to you Paul: you look a darn sight more believable without those poncy glasses on."
Title: Re: Final Caption Competition of the Season
Post by: Mister E on May 12, 2013, 10:14:20 PM: (https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/197653_637781392916089_1790127673_n.jpg)

Stan: "So, Paul, can you tell me: what's the significance of the number 14 on your kit, then?"
Title: Re: Final Caption Competition of the Season
Post by: Mister E on May 12, 2013, 10:16:38 PM: (https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/197653_637781392916089_1790127673_n.jpg)

Paul to Stan: "Let me give you a piece of sartorial advice, son: the eighties hair style won't 'cut it' here in Brum - get the hair wax on, like mine."
Title: Re: Final Caption Competition of the Season
Post by: Mister E on May 12, 2013, 10:18:42 PM: (https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/197653_637781392916089_1790127673_n.jpg)

Paul to Stan: "So, what's with the poncy rugby shirt? Fifty press-ups, son, and then report to fitness coach for some serious manning-up."
Title: Re: Final Caption Competition of the Season
Post by: Mister E on May 12, 2013, 10:21:01 PM: (https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/197653_637781392916089_1790127673_n.jpg)

Paul to Stan: "I tell you what: if you seriously can score from 45 yards out I'll come to Villa and become the new Messiah."
Title: Re: Final Caption Competition of the Season
Post by: Mister E on May 12, 2013, 10:25:14 PM: (https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/197653_637781392916089_1790127673_n.jpg)

Stan: "So then Mr O'Neill says to him: 'Okay, Emile, I'll give you a 4 year contract and £65k a week as long as you commit 100% to us.' And I nearly shit myself laughing."."
Title: Re: Final Caption Competition of the Season
Post by: peter w on May 12, 2013, 10:57:11 PM: What i'll be captain and you'll be manager of Aston Villa? Go on I'll have a fiver.
Title: Re: Final Caption Competition of the Season
Post by: supertom on May 13, 2013, 09:00:17 AM: "Ye see Stan, I told you pulling my finger would be funny. Now drink it in laddy."
Title: Re: Final Caption Competition of the Season
Post by: nigel on May 13, 2013, 09:19:46 AM: No caption from me.

Just a great photo.
Title: Re: Final Caption Competition of the Season
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on May 13, 2013, 10:38:45 AM: I'm sorry Paul; that is the worst Jeremy Beadle impression I've ever seen.
Title: Re: Final Caption Competition of the Season
Post by: not3bad on May 13, 2013, 10:40:15 AM: Lambert: Kin ye gimme a translation laddie A dinna ken Bulgarian...

Petrov: I have no idea what you just said.
Title: Re: Final Caption Competition of the Season
Post by: Mister E on May 13, 2013, 12:01:12 PM: (https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/197653_637781392916089_1790127673_n.jpg)
Paul: "... And you know, Stan, it's amazing the strength you get when you bite your own hand off."
Title: Re: Final Caption Competition of the Season
Post by: maidstonevillain on May 13, 2013, 03:03:23 PM: Quote from: Legion on May 12, 2013, 07:02:32 PM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/197653_637781392916089_1790127673_n.jpg)

"Take my hand Paul, this is how you do the Highland Fling"
Title: Re: Final Caption Competition of the Season
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on May 13, 2013, 05:28:02 PM: Stan: "Can you believe the tactics of the gaffer? He's only got Plan A. You'd do a better job yourself, Paul."
Title: Re: Final Caption Competition of the Season
Post by: Simba on May 13, 2013, 05:49:20 PM: Hey Lambo. Yeh?

O Neil got fired..

heeee hee hooo ha haaaa !
Title: Re: Final Caption Competition of the Season
Post by: Louzie0 on May 14, 2013, 01:35:08 AM: '...Take my hand, I'm a stranger in Paradise.'
Title: Re: Final Caption Competition of the Season
Post by: jcsutv on May 14, 2013, 07:14:01 AM: Lambert: All these potatoes they are feeding us, I think I am going to end up putting on weight.
Stan:I can't believe we drink Pochine in training.
Lambert: Aye, I think it's making your hair go funny.
Stan: you are starting to talk like Rab C.
Title: Re: Final Caption Competition of the Season
Post by: kipeye on May 14, 2013, 08:49:29 AM: "Make it so Data."
"Aye, Aye Captain."
Title: Re: Final Caption Competition of the Season
Post by: DrGonzo on May 14, 2013, 11:13:22 PM: "No, really. Give me the keys Paul you're way too pissed to drive..."
Title: Re: Final Caption Competition of the Season
Post by: PeterWithesShin on May 14, 2013, 11:56:20 PM: Quote from: DrGonzo on May 14, 2013, 11:13:22 PM
"No, really. Give me the keys Paul you're way too pissed to drive..."

"No i'm not, I always sound like this"
Title: Re: Final Caption Competition of the Season
Post by: TheMalandro on May 15, 2013, 08:54:00 AM: "You never guess who I had sat next to me at the hairdressers, Paul? Pat Sharp!"
Title: Re: Final Caption Competition of the Season
Post by: Mister E on May 16, 2013, 07:07:30 AM: (https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/197653_637781392916089_1790127673_n.jpg)

Stan: "Hey, Paul: any idea what the mystery prize is for Legion's latest caption competition?"
Paul:"Yes - but I'll only tell you if you give me my hand back."
Title: Re: Final Caption Competition of the Season
Post by: Legion on May 19, 2013, 09:05:17 PM: Quote from: peter w on May 12, 2013, 10:57:11 PM
What i'll be captain and you'll be manager of Aston Villa? Go on I'll have a fiver.

Winner. PM me.
Title: Re: Final Caption Competition of the Season
Post by: Legion on May 19, 2013, 09:06:08 PM: Quote from: Can Bent Be Bettered!?!? on May 12, 2013, 09:09:38 PM
One day we'll both be involved with the greatest football club in the world.

Runner-up. PM me.
Title: Re: Final Caption Competition of the Season
Post by: Legion on May 19, 2013, 09:07:05 PM: Quote from: Doorbell on May 12, 2013, 07:16:58 PM
"I bet ya £10 you'll be managing villa one day"

"Oh aye eh! And you'll be club captain no doubt!"

Third place. PM me.
Title: Re: Final Caption Competition of the Season
Post by: Legion on May 19, 2013, 09:08:28 PM: Fucking Hell. You lot are costing me a fortune.
Title: Re: Final Caption Competition of the Season
Post by: Legion on May 25, 2013, 08:37:38 PM: Thanks a lot for the PMs. All prizes will be sent out once I've finished marking KS2 Maths SATs papers. Just waiting to hear from doorbell.