Heroes & Villains, the Aston Villa fanzine

Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: PeterWithesShin on March 09, 2013, 05:32:27 PM

Title: Another caption competition
Post by: PeterWithesShin on March 09, 2013, 05:32:27 PM: Shock horror the prize will be a DVD, i'll list the choices in a bit. Usual rules, multiple guesses are allowed.

Prize is one of the following:

Saw
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Corpse Vanishes (Lugosi)
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
Frankie & Johnny
Sinbad and the Minotaur
School of Rock
Bill Bailey Live Part Troll
Solaris
Billy Connolly Live in New York
Heartbreakers

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v436/EnglishPride2004/bente-1_zps1772053e.jpg)
Title: Re: Another caption competition
Post by: Woofles The Wonder Dog on March 09, 2013, 05:37:31 PM: I fart in your general direction, your mother was a hamster...
Title: Re: Another caption competition
Post by: curiousorange on March 09, 2013, 05:57:07 PM: Benteke reels in horror as Stephen Kelly suffers a rectal prolapse.
Title: Re: Another caption competition
Post by: curiousorange on March 09, 2013, 06:01:43 PM: Reading's overconfidence punished as one-legged players fail to stand up and be counted.
Title: Re: Another caption competition
Post by: atticus snood on March 09, 2013, 06:02:36 PM: The subs were told to wear their hi viz tabbards in case Nathan Baker took a shot on goal.
Title: Re: Another caption competition
Post by: curiousorange on March 09, 2013, 06:03:23 PM: Aston Villa unleash their secret weapon - Benteke's invisible snooker cue.
Title: Re: Another caption competition
Post by: curiousorange on March 09, 2013, 06:04:16 PM: One sub to the other: 'I bet he drinks Um Bongo'.
Title: Re: Another caption competition
Post by: Virgil Caine on March 09, 2013, 06:20:37 PM: Bentekes Jack Douglas impression lightens mood at the Madjeski Stadium.

( Kids, ask your parents )
Title: Re: Another caption competition
Post by: Legion on March 09, 2013, 06:22:35 PM: Quote from: Rocket Reducer No. 62 on March 09, 2013, 05:37:31 PM
I fart in your general direction, your mother was a hamster...

Surely the winner.
Title: Re: Another caption competition
Post by: PeterWithesShin on March 09, 2013, 06:26:05 PM: Quote from: Legion on March 09, 2013, 06:22:35 PM
Quote from: Rocket Reducer No. 62 on March 09, 2013, 05:37:31 PM
I fart in your general direction, your mother was a hamster...

Surely the winner.

It's in 2nd place.
Title: Re: Another caption competition
Post by: peter w on March 09, 2013, 06:27:01 PM: He's Christian Benteke he scores without a ball
Title: Re: Another caption competition
Post by: avfc_1874 on March 09, 2013, 07:18:49 PM: Benteke wins dance-off.
Title: Re: Another caption competition
Post by: dalians umbrella on March 09, 2013, 07:45:24 PM: Sonic Boom!
Title: Re: Another caption competition
Post by: peter w on March 09, 2013, 09:31:25 PM: Benteke Slots Defender Home
Title: Re: Another caption competition
Post by: Broughty-Villian on March 10, 2013, 01:13:36 AM: Benteke wins the "Standing on one leg" competition easily
Title: Re: Another caption competition
Post by: Mister E on March 10, 2013, 10:00:21 AM: ".. you put your right leg in, your right leg out ..."
Title: Re: Another caption competition
Post by: Mister E on March 10, 2013, 10:02:07 AM: Christian Benteke wins the "Musical Statues" competition as Stephen Kelly topples over.
Title: Re: Another caption competition
Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on March 10, 2013, 10:49:15 AM: Benteke ignores `May contain nuts` warning but misses anyway.
Title: Re: Another caption competition
Post by: peter w on March 10, 2013, 10:51:05 AM: I'm the story teller and my stories must be told...
Title: Re: Another caption competition
Post by: OCD on March 10, 2013, 10:32:44 PM: Benteke's shot bursts the back of the net and lands in Chelyabinsk, Russia.
Title: Re: Another caption competition
Post by: Chris_Jephcott on March 10, 2013, 11:41:17 PM: Even the Emporer was not immune to Benteke's Jedi Mind Trick, which was known to send men flying with one little sailor-styled flinch.
Title: Re: Another caption competition
Post by: Simon Ward on March 11, 2013, 11:27:30 AM: Little did Kelly know that the rest of his team mates had already gone for a pint!
Title: Re: Another caption competition
Post by: danlanza on March 11, 2013, 12:00:15 PM: Puma attacks footballers arm.
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Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on March 11, 2013, 12:05:04 PM: The search for Stephen Kelly continues.
Title: Re: Another caption competition
Post by: danlanza on March 11, 2013, 12:14:30 PM: Horror as footballers leg is found in the middle of Waitrose.
Title: Re: Another caption competition
Post by: N'ZMAV on March 11, 2013, 12:15:58 PM: It's a pretty shit picture.
Title: Re: Another caption competition
Post by: N'ZMAV on March 11, 2013, 12:16:43 PM: Beast meat in Waitrose near Reading
Title: Re: Another caption competition
Post by: Doorbell on March 11, 2013, 12:22:00 PM: Ha-doh-ken
Title: Re: Another caption competition
Post by: DeKuip on March 11, 2013, 12:28:53 PM: H&V displays five free ads in exchange for a Villa goal.
Title: Re: Another caption competition
Post by: PeterWithesShin on March 11, 2013, 01:06:42 PM: Quote from: N'ZMAV on March 11, 2013, 12:15:58 PM
It's a pretty shit picture.

Feel free to do your own competitions and give your own stuff away.
Title: Re: Another caption competition
Post by: PeterWithesShin on March 11, 2013, 01:07:31 PM: Winner winner chicken dinner. I'll be sending you a PM over the prize MLF, congrats. And thanks everyone who took part.

Quote from: My left Foot on March 09, 2013, 06:20:37 PM
Bentekes Jack Douglas impression lightens mood at the Madjeski Stadium.

( Kids, ask your parents )