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Title: Canadian billionaire takeover???
Post by: nigel on March 03, 2013, 09:03:47 PM
Picked this up from another forum. Don't shoot the messenger  :)

1. ......... I'm told its on a number or villa sites about a Canadian billionaire in talks with Lerner about a takeover

2. It's true, he is coming over to sample a few games, but his main one is the Liverpool match when the main Canadian and his cronies will be stopping in a hotel close to Villa park.

3. I've heard the same rumours.. Apparently he's been quite a few times already.

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Post by: atticus snood on March 03, 2013, 09:07:38 PM
A hotel close to Villa Park? might that be The Aston Hotel? Its not Justin Beiber is it? In before the lock.
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Post by: Slaphead on March 03, 2013, 09:08:43 PM
I really don't need straws like this to clutch.
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Post by: avfc_1874 on March 03, 2013, 09:17:12 PM
Yay. Another takeover rumour.
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Post by: silhillvilla on March 03, 2013, 09:21:00 PM
Ha ha, is he staying in the e-Tap hotel Lozells or the F1 hotel near Star City.
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Post by: The Man With A Stick on March 03, 2013, 09:25:41 PM
I hope it's Dan Aykroyd.
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Post by: silhillvilla on March 03, 2013, 09:34:19 PM
I hope it's Dan Aykroyd.
Who you gonna call
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Post by: UK Redsox on March 03, 2013, 09:35:37 PM
I hope it's Dan Aykroyd.

Nah, it'll be William Shatner
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Post by: dave.woodhall on March 03, 2013, 09:37:14 PM
It used to be Arab zillionaires, now it's a mere  Canadian billionaire. How can we sink so low?
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Post by: Louzie0 on March 03, 2013, 09:38:52 PM
William Shatner is not low.

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Post by: olaftab on March 03, 2013, 09:39:06 PM
My mate runs a B&B on Wellington Road and he has a Canadian visitor booked there in 3 weeks time by the name of Mr Singh. At £23.95 per night including  full English all billionaires' are  welcomed!
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Post by: PeterWithesShin on March 03, 2013, 09:49:12 PM
Anyone else pine for the Summer of '69?
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Post by: UK Redsox on March 03, 2013, 09:52:31 PM
Anyone else pine for the Summer of '69?

Ah yes, that was when I got my first real six-string.

Which, as I was an embryo in the summer of 69, was bloody hard to learn to play.
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Post by: The Left Side on March 03, 2013, 09:53:36 PM
No news from this side of the pond but we can but dream!
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Post by: silhillvilla on March 03, 2013, 10:11:52 PM
It's either Michael Bouble or the guy out of Dumb & Dumber
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Post by: Lizz on March 03, 2013, 10:19:00 PM
Pamela Anderson and Jim Carey were originally Canadian weren't they? Though as she's been, briefly, on Dancing on Ice, suspect her finances are limited.
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Post by: Des Little on March 03, 2013, 10:19:48 PM
It's either Michael Bouble or the guy out of Dumb & Dumber

We've already got Dumb & Dumber running the show
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Post by: LeeB on March 03, 2013, 10:20:56 PM
(http://www.ehosting.nl/fart/pics/farted-small.jpg)
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Post by: olaftab on March 03, 2013, 10:25:09 PM
It's either Michael Bouble or the guy out of Dumb & Dumber
At least Bouble  rhymes with Holte!
Title: Re: Canadian billionaire takeover???
Post by: olaftab on March 03, 2013, 10:26:06 PM
Pamela Anderson and Jim Carey were originally Canadian weren't they? Though as she's been, briefly, on Dancing on Ice, suspect her finances are limited.
However I believe Pam could still provide the requisite buoyancy to the club!
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Post by: Monty on March 03, 2013, 10:28:14 PM
Celine Dion Dublin.
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Post by: Pete3206 on March 03, 2013, 10:43:34 PM
Celine Dion Dublin.

She's a right moose.
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Post by: Hillbilly on March 03, 2013, 10:51:47 PM
Shania "Kenny" Twain?
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Post by: PeterWithesShin on March 03, 2013, 11:01:01 PM
Will we stop being Lions and become Wyld Stallyns instead?

(http://sevaeunplugged.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/bill-and-ted.jpg)
Title: Re: Canadian billionaire takeover???
Post by: Bottom Right 89 on March 03, 2013, 11:03:57 PM
I think there is now a sufficient number of these rumours to justify a Villa's next billionaire thread? First it was the Venezuelans then the Qataris and now the Canadians. Will be ironic if it's Alanis Morisette.

I'm no professor of Canadian billionaires but Bodog founder Calvin Ayre would fit the profile.
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Post by: BC54 VFC on March 03, 2013, 11:09:01 PM
Mark Carney? He's probably earned a few bob from his time at Goldman Sachs, and isn't it also a prerequisite of being a governor of the Bank of England that you have to be a Villa fan?
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Post by: Leighton on March 03, 2013, 11:25:20 PM
K.D. Lang. She's been having a constant craving for a balti pie.
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Post by: eamonn on March 03, 2013, 11:26:41 PM
William Shatner is not low.



This is a low (though it was Pulp he covered, not Blur).
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Post by: danlanza on March 03, 2013, 11:46:45 PM
You bastard. You killed Kenny !
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Post by: Broughty-Villian on March 03, 2013, 11:49:19 PM
ellis look alike....


http://www.canadianbusiness.com/list-and-rankings/top-20-richest-canadians/?gallery_page=4#gallery_top
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Post by: Louzie0 on March 03, 2013, 11:54:02 PM
William Shatner is not low.



This is a low (though it was Pulp he covered, not Blur).
But have you heard his Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds?
Not low.
Title: Re: Canadian billionaire takeover???
Post by: Louzie0 on March 03, 2013, 11:59:12 PM
Think I'd like Wailin' Neil Young as our owner. If I couldn't have Captain Kirk.  And if it wasn't Randy. Or kd lang, who would also be good. Or Kathy Reichs.
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Post by: black pearl of inchicore on March 04, 2013, 12:20:06 AM
Its Neil Young...and our team can walk out to "Keep on rocking in the Championship".
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Post by: willywombat on March 04, 2013, 12:30:11 AM
Supposed to be David Thomson isn't it? Canada's richest man worth 22 billion, you'd think he could run to a decent syrup with that kind of loot
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Post by: Louzie0 on March 04, 2013, 12:32:27 AM
Rather have


http://www.jango.com/music/Neil+Young?l=0

(Long May You Run!)

Title: Re: Canadian billionaire takeover???
Post by: tomd2103 on March 04, 2013, 01:23:43 AM
It used to be Arab zillionaires, now it's a mere  Canadian billionaire. How can we sink so low?

At least we would be keeping it in the Commonwealth this time Dave!!
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Post by: willywombat on March 04, 2013, 02:00:19 AM
Just in case there is any substance to the rumours, I want to be the first to say, THOMSON OUT!
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Post by: ciggiesnbeer on March 04, 2013, 02:23:24 AM
A billion Canadian dollars? What is that like 200 US$ ?

 :D
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Post by: Toronto Villa on March 04, 2013, 04:18:41 AM
Fuck me, can my people not keep any secrets?
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Post by: Toronto Villa on March 04, 2013, 04:20:26 AM
A billion Canadian dollars? What is that like 200 US$ ?

 :D

You might want to start reading stuff that isn't dated 1998. That statement is rather behind the times.
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Post by: Matt C on March 04, 2013, 05:17:43 AM
Rumbled, Toronto.
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Post by: bones. on March 04, 2013, 05:36:26 AM
Are you Captain Kirk Toronto? and if so is Uhuru a Villa fan too ?
Title: Re: Canadian billionaire takeover???
Post by: richardhubbard on March 04, 2013, 06:08:14 AM
Why would anyone buy a business now when in 12 weeks value could dramatically change??

Utter bullshit
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Post by: aev on March 04, 2013, 07:37:25 AM
Thomson Reuters.
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Post by: brian green on March 04, 2013, 07:49:50 AM
Nothing good will come of it.   If the Canadians are interested it is only because there is oil shale under B6 and they want to frack us.
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Post by: willywombat on March 04, 2013, 08:06:29 AM
Nothing good will come of it.   If the Canadians are interested it is only because there is oil shale under B6 and they want to frack us.

Well that's Post of the year wrapped up!
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Post by: eastie on March 04, 2013, 08:06:36 AM
Are you Captain Kirk Toronto? and if so is Uhuru a Villa fan too ?

Are you bones, bones?
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Post by: nigel on March 04, 2013, 08:15:38 AM
ellis look alike....


http://www.canadianbusiness.com/list-and-rankings/top-20-richest-canadians/?gallery_page=4#gallery_top

Both Katz and Thompson have been mention from that list.
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Post by: Damo70 on March 04, 2013, 08:19:59 AM
Isn't Michael J Fox Canadian? From 'Proud History Bright Future' scarves to 'Back To The Future' ones.
Title: Re: Canadian billionaire takeover???
Post by: nigel on March 04, 2013, 08:24:13 AM
Isn't Michael J Fox Canadian? From 'Proud History Bright Future' scarves to 'Back To The Future' ones.

All the way back to 1981 and 82 for me  :)
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Post by: Steve R on March 04, 2013, 08:43:13 AM
I hope it's Dan Aykroyd.

Nah, it'll be William Shatner

We cannae take any more Captain.
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Post by: Steve R on March 04, 2013, 08:52:14 AM
Nothing good will come of it.   If the Canadians are interested it is only because there is oil shale under B6 and they want to frack us.

It's not so bad. We've been fracked a few times before.

Talking of which, anyone remember the rumours that were once rife about Doug selling Bodymoor Heath because there is a fortune's worth of gravel underneath it waiting to be quarried?

You could be on to something there, Brian.
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Post by: kippaxvilla2 on March 04, 2013, 09:49:03 AM
'We were asked to advise Aston Villa.'

Prize of pride to the person who can tell me who made that quote.
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Post by: TheMalandro on March 04, 2013, 10:02:06 AM
Its bollocks. The rumour started when mounties were spotted outside Villa Park, my insider said Lerner is cutting back on police costs.
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Post by: dave.woodhall on March 04, 2013, 10:04:18 AM
'We were asked to advise Aston Villa.'

Prize of pride to the person who can tell me who made that quote.

Pat Matthews.
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Post by: kipeye on March 04, 2013, 10:16:31 AM
William Shatner is not low.


Why is Lieutenant Uhuru brown?
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Post by: not3bad on March 04, 2013, 10:30:06 AM
You bastard. You killed Kenny !

I'm going down to Villa Park
I'm gonna have myself a time
Friendly faces everywhere
Humble folk without temptation
Title: Re: Canadian billionaire takeover???
Post by: supertom on March 04, 2013, 11:13:23 AM
Someone google "Canadian Billionaire"
Surely there'll only be 1-2 come up, then we'll know for sure who it is.
 ;D
Title: Re: Canadian billionaire takeover???
Post by: supertom on March 04, 2013, 11:14:57 AM
You bastard. You killed Kenny !

I'm going down to Villa Park
I'm gonna have myself a time
Friendly faces everywhere
Humble folk without temptation
The food stalls at the Villa all need to have a chef like Chef from South Park running them. "I'm gonna make love to you woman!"
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Post by: levico on March 04, 2013, 11:39:17 AM
Or Mike Myers?

Yeah baby!
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Post by: pauliewalnuts on March 04, 2013, 11:46:10 AM
This seems to have all come from that thing posted on that rubbish Facebook "banter" (*vomits*) page, doesn't it?
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Post by: levico on March 04, 2013, 11:56:48 AM
If its David Thomson, he's another one who inherited his wealth from his father. It is 22bn though so in a different league to RL.
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Post by: TheEgo on March 04, 2013, 12:01:49 PM
I predict it's all a load of BS were not that lucky.
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Post by: Risso on March 04, 2013, 12:07:58 PM
Or Mike Miles?

Yeah baby!

Myers
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Post by: TheMalandro on March 04, 2013, 01:07:48 PM
Or Mike Miles?

Yeah baby!

Myers

Devon Miles?
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Post by: adrenachrome on March 04, 2013, 01:07:55 PM
Word on the street is that cultural luminaries Leonard Cohen and David Cronenberg are behind  the Canadian initiative.

Cohen has been deeply moved by the factory of sadness leitmotif while Cronenberg is interested in aspects of the relentless horror.
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Post by: Rip Van We Go Again on March 04, 2013, 01:10:12 PM
Or Mike Miles?

Yeah baby!

Myers

Also a Liverpool supporter.
Title: Re: Canadian billionaire takeover???
Post by: Toronto Villa on March 04, 2013, 01:11:48 PM
Are you Captain Kirk Toronto? and if so is Uhuru a Villa fan too ?

No, I am Batman
Title: Re: Canadian billionaire takeover???
Post by: kipeye on March 04, 2013, 01:13:58 PM
Word on the street is that cultural luminaries Leonard Cohen and David Cronenberg are behind  the Canadian initiative.

Cohen has been deeply moved by the factory of sadness leitmotif while Cronenberg is interested in aspects of the relentless horror.
:)
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Post by: mr underhill on March 04, 2013, 02:18:16 PM
laughing Len's behind the takeover? Hallelujah!
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Post by: levico on March 04, 2013, 02:22:20 PM
Or Mike Miles?

Yeah baby!

Oops. Changed.

Myers
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Post by: john e on March 04, 2013, 02:22:22 PM
Its Neil Young...and our team can walk out to "Keep on rocking in the Championship".


and Lynyrd Skynyrd will be banned from the playlist
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Post by: mr underhill on March 04, 2013, 02:27:44 PM
it's Joni Mitchell and she's going to order a (Big Yellow) Taxi for Randy
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Post by: godzvilla on March 04, 2013, 03:57:51 PM
Its this guy...I,m convinced ...............Godzvilla!

Philanthropy
 
Meet the Canadian billionaire who's giving it all away

Follow this link ....

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/meet-the-canadian-billionaire-whos-giving-it-all-away/article4209888/
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Post by: Michel Sibble on March 04, 2013, 06:19:58 PM
Who's that arsehole on Dragons' Den? Kevin O'Leary?

It's either him or Don Cherry's UK subsidary, Mark Carney's 20% share or Peter Mansbridge.
Title: Re: Canadian billionaire takeover???
Post by: Woofles The Wonder Dog on March 04, 2013, 09:25:49 PM
Its Neil Young...and our team can walk out to "Keep on rocking in the Championship".


and Lynyrd Skynyrd will be banned from the playlist

Neil Young became good friends with Lynryrd Skynyrd
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Post by: onje_villa on March 05, 2013, 10:32:47 AM
Word on the street is that cultural luminaries Leonard Cohen and David Cronenberg are behind  the Canadian initiative.

Cohen has been deeply moved by the factory of sadness leitmotif while Cronenberg is interested in aspects of the relentless horror.

I've seen the future brother, it is murder
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Post by: Mazrim on March 05, 2013, 11:20:42 AM
I've heard this Canadian guy isnt in a Rush. But he is.
It's Geddy Lee.
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Post by: peter w on March 05, 2013, 11:35:18 AM
Surely The Sultan of Brunei is bored?
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Post by: pauliewalnuts on March 05, 2013, 12:26:04 PM
I've heard this Canadian guy isnt in a Rush. But he is.
It's Geddy Lee.

What about the voice of Geddy Lee?
How did it get so high?
I wonder if he speaks like an ordinary guy?
(i know him and he does!)

and you're my fact-checkin' cuz

*Pavement on internal jukebox*
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Post by: Lastfootstamper on March 05, 2013, 01:38:13 PM
It's Justin Bieber. Negotiations overran last night, that's why he was late for his gig.
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Post by: not3bad on March 05, 2013, 04:08:32 PM
Surely The Sultan of Brunei is bored?

He is being entertained by the Sultans of Swing.
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Post by: eamonn on March 05, 2013, 11:22:15 PM
"Give him a ball and a yard of grass and he'll give you the move for the perfect pass".

"He's a nice young man, he's got a lovely smile" (apparently about Nigel Clough but whenever I see him interviewed after a Derby County game he looks more miserable than his aul'fella ever did).

Anyway, they were Stanley Victor's favourite band in 1993. The Sultans of Ping, that is.
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Post by: DeKuip on March 06, 2013, 10:28:59 PM
It's hard to believe there's anyone else left out there who is both rich enough and daft enough to buy a football club.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/competitions/premier-league/9911278/Aston-Villa-owner-Randy-Lerner-learning-harsh-lesson-of-Premier-League-club-in-freefall.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/competitions/premier-league/9911278/Aston-Villa-owner-Randy-Lerner-learning-harsh-lesson-of-Premier-League-club-in-freefall.html)
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Post by: bertlambshank on March 06, 2013, 10:58:46 PM
Surely The Sultan of Brunei is bored?

He is being entertained by the Sultans of Swing.
I hope it's the Sultans of Ping.(This is one for our older viewers).
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Post by: Risso on March 06, 2013, 11:15:20 PM
It's alright to say things can only get better
You haven't lost your brand new sweater
Title: Re: Canadian billionaire takeover???
Post by: SashasGrandad on March 06, 2013, 11:15:58 PM
Pamela Anderson and Jim Carey were originally Canadian weren't they? Though as she's been, briefly, on Dancing on Ice, suspect her finances are limited.
However I believe Pam could still provide the requisite buoyancy to the club!

A decent pair up front?

Or more boobs on the field to make Ciaran Clark happier.
Title: Re: Canadian billionaire takeover???
Post by: john e on March 07, 2013, 07:24:26 PM
Its Neil Young...and our team can walk out to "Keep on rocking in the Championship".


and Lynyrd Skynyrd will be banned from the playlist

Neil Young became good friends with Lynryrd Skynyrd


really, i never knew that, most of them are dead now arnt they

Freebird, for me still the greatest guitar instrumental
Title: Re: Canadian billionaire takeover???
Post by: john2710 on March 07, 2013, 08:10:49 PM
Its Neil Young...and our team can walk out to "Keep on rocking in the Championship".


and Lynyrd Skynyrd will be banned from the playlist

Neil Young became good friends with Lynryrd Skynyrd


really, i never knew that, most of them are dead now arnt they

Freebird, for me still the greatest guitar instrumental

Some of them, including the lead guitarist, died in a plane crash in the late 70's.
Title: Re: Canadian billionaire takeover???
Post by: atticus snood on March 07, 2013, 08:54:16 PM
Its Neil Young...and our team can walk out to "Keep on rocking in the Championship".


and Lynyrd Skynyrd will be banned from the playlist

Neil Young became good friends with Lynryrd Skynyrd


really, i never knew that, most of them are dead now arnt they

Freebird, for me still the greatest guitar instrumental

Some of them, including the lead guitarist, died in a plane crash in the late 70's.

It was the lead singer Ronnie Van Zandt and guitarist/vocalist Steve Gaines who died, amongst others. The lead guitarists Gary Rossington and Allen Collins survived.
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Post by: Woofles The Wonder Dog on March 07, 2013, 11:29:50 PM
There was this belief that Skynyrd were just the sorts of rednecks that Young was railing against, simply because they defended the place where they lived, not that they believed in the values that Young hated.

It was good publicity all round. They were planning on playing a gig together, but this being the early 70s they were all too stoned and/or wired to get it together.

Anyone who liked them should try Drive-By Truckers, particularly Southern Rock Opera, which is based around Skynyrd and theirs views on race, life, Neil Young and the plane crash. It's very good.
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Post by: eamonn on March 07, 2013, 11:53:09 PM
Surely The Sultan of Brunei is bored?

He is being entertained by the Sultans of Swing.
I hope it's the Sultans of Ping.(This is one for our older viewers).

Two posts up from yours, mate. Come on!
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