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Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: nigel on February 14, 2013, 09:43:46 AM

Title: IF.................
Post by: nigel on February 14, 2013, 09:43:46 AM
A thought occurred to me the other day when Andi Weimanns miss, v WHU, was brought up.
What If he had scored?
Obvious, I hear you say, we'd have won 3-1. Yes, it might seem fairly certain we'd have won.  But would we have give our recent luck?

The other scenario is this:

Weimann scores.
Instead of going into a shell, he'd have been buzzing.
We may have even scored a second before half time, but we'll keep it at 1-0

Here's where it get's interesting:
Let's say the second half starts as it did.

Substitution time.
Dawkins for Bowery? Yes.
Bent for Weimann? At that particular time, probably not.

History then changes.
Bent would not have cleared of the line, 1-1
West Ham would then have been on a high, we're under pressure, the nerves appear.
I leave you to finish it off  ;)

Hindsight? Probably the most important miss of the season

I'd like to think that it would have been the catalyst to a big score to us.


Title: Re: IF.................
Post by: Dave P on February 14, 2013, 10:29:07 AM
I can see your logic.  What might have been if he has missed against Man U at the same end of the ground ?
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Post by: Phil from the upper holte on February 14, 2013, 10:33:26 AM
Title of thread should be what if and then we can go into a parrallel universe where as we never appointed TSM and beating WHU meant we entered the champions league places?
Title: Re: IF.................
Post by: N'ZMAV on February 14, 2013, 10:34:35 AM
If he'd have scored against Everton is the major IF for me.....
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Post by: Phil from the upper holte on February 14, 2013, 10:35:34 AM
Or Stoke
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Post by: Phil from the upper holte on February 14, 2013, 10:35:57 AM
However he has been one of the shining lights this season
Title: Re: IF.................
Post by: Concrete John on February 14, 2013, 10:37:42 AM
Players don't become exempt from being substituted just because they've scored a goal.  Especially one that would have been scored an hour before the sub was made.
Title: Re: IF.................
Post by: Ghost of Pongo Waring on February 14, 2013, 10:56:09 AM
If he'd have scored than everything that happened afterwards in the game would have been different and nobody knows how it would have panned out.

You could ask 'what if' about any incident in any game and spend the rest of your time creating fantasy matches in your head, which is all this is.
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Post by: andyh on February 14, 2013, 11:10:12 AM
what if your aunt was your uncle ?.....
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Post by: not3bad on February 14, 2013, 11:12:28 AM
You could ask 'what if' about any incident in any game and spend the rest of your time creating fantasy matches in your head, which is all this is.

Yep.
Title: Re: IF.................
Post by: Hookeysmith on February 14, 2013, 12:28:22 PM
I can see your logic.  What might have been if he has missed against Man U at the same end of the ground ?

More to the point what if had scored the sitter header he missed when at 2-1, they would have had their momentum then stopped
Title: Re: IF.................
Post by: PaulTheVillan on February 14, 2013, 12:52:14 PM
If he didn't fumble that one over the line v Fulham last season...
Title: Re: IF.................
Post by: Rip Van We Go Again on February 14, 2013, 01:22:25 PM
Good old Telly, taking time out from admiring Birmingham's blossom to murder this song by Bread.

Title: Re: IF.................
Post by: nigel on February 14, 2013, 01:27:33 PM
However he has been one of the shining lights this season

Totally agree.

Basically what I'm saying is, that he shouldn't beat himself up over it.
Title: Re: IF.................
Post by: nigel on February 14, 2013, 01:30:41 PM
Players don't become exempt from being substituted just because they've scored a goal.  Especially one that would have been scored an hour before the sub was made.

Agree, John.

It's just a hypothetical example. If Weimann had been playing well, Lambert may have delayed the switch.
For me, Bent's clearance was as good as him scoring at the other end.
Title: Re: IF.................
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on February 14, 2013, 01:33:48 PM
I often wonder what would've happened if we'd have bought Teddy Sheringham instead of Tony Cascarino.
Title: Re: IF.................
Post by: nigel on February 14, 2013, 01:34:36 PM
If he'd have scored than everything that happened afterwards in the game would have been different and nobody knows how it would have panned out.

You could ask 'what if' about any incident in any game and spend the rest of your time creating fantasy matches in your head, which is all this is.

FFS, It's a light hearted, hypothetical scenario.
Don't take it so matter of factly!

The lads probably had nightmares over it, and he shouldn't, because in the end we won.
Title: Re: IF.................
Post by: nigel on February 14, 2013, 01:36:14 PM
I often wonder what would've happened if we'd have bought Teddy Sheringham instead of Tony Cascarino.

Should have bought both, they were a team
Title: Re: IF.................
Post by: Concrete John on February 14, 2013, 01:36:29 PM
Biggest one for me is April 10th 1993.

"What if...................?"
Title: Re: IF.................
Post by: nigel on February 14, 2013, 01:43:22 PM
Biggest one for me is April 10th 1993.

"What if...................?"

Is that the day you got married  ;D
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Post by: rob_bridge on February 14, 2013, 01:46:50 PM
If Ronald Koeman had got sent off for felling Platt would England have beaten Ireland in the last 16 in USA 1994.
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Post by: Ads on February 14, 2013, 01:47:32 PM
I have heard that this is the basis of Back to the Future IV.
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Post by: Brend'Watkins on February 14, 2013, 02:33:06 PM
Just think, what if Ireland this season ran around a bit more and gave just a little bit of a shit.  We might possibly be in with a chance of Europe now.
Title: Re: IF.................
Post by: eastie on February 14, 2013, 02:36:05 PM
Good old Telly, taking time out from admiring Birmingham's blossom to murder this song by Bread.



Who loves ya baby?
Title: Re: IF.................
Post by: Concrete John on February 14, 2013, 02:37:07 PM
Biggest one for me is April 10th 1993.

"What if...................?"

Is that the day you got married  ;D

10th April 1993 should be etched into every Villa fan's memory as 'a day that will live in infamy'!
Title: Re: IF.................
Post by: maidstonevillain on February 14, 2013, 02:45:33 PM
Biggest one for me is April 10th 1993.

"What if...................?"

Is that the day you got married  ;D

10th April 1993 should be etched into every Villa fan's memory as 'a day that will live in infamy'!

That is the last game I went to until I started taking the children in 2005/2006. A watershed in many ways.
Title: Re: IF.................
Post by: eamonn on February 14, 2013, 03:05:11 PM
If we had but world enough and time
This coyness mistress would be no crime
I would spend a thousand years to adore each breast
And a considerably longer amount for all the rest

But time's winged chariot is ever at our back
And its long skanky finger will go smack, smack, smack

The grave's a fine and private place
But none I think do there embrace
So let us take all our sweetness and wrap it up into one ball
And thus, though we cannot make our sun stand still
Yet we shall make him run!
Title: Re: IF.................
Post by: Ghost of Pongo Waring on February 14, 2013, 03:52:24 PM
If he'd have scored than everything that happened afterwards in the game would have been different and nobody knows how it would have panned out.

You could ask 'what if' about any incident in any game and spend the rest of your time creating fantasy matches in your head, which is all this is.

FFS, It's a light hearted, hypothetical scenario.
Don't take it so matter of factly!

The lads probably had nightmares over it, and he shouldn't, because in the end we won.

I doubt very much that he's had nightmares over it. It isn't the first bad miss he's made and it won't be the last.
The same could be said for every striker, ever, in the history of football.

You could make a hypothetical scenario about every single kick in a game. Change one thing and entire game changes afterwards.

If he'd scored would the ball have had to be cleared off the line by Bent? The second half would be influenced by the first half, which would be different.
Would West Ham have attacked more and scored, would a player have made a bad challenge and got sent off, would we have scored more.

The possibilities are infinite and ultimately pointless.

Title: Re: IF.................
Post by: andyaston on February 14, 2013, 03:55:20 PM
Good point Rudyard.
Title: Re: IF.................
Post by: nigel on February 14, 2013, 04:09:04 PM
If he'd have scored than everything that happened afterwards in the game would have been different and nobody knows how it would have panned out.

You could ask 'what if' about any incident in any game and spend the rest of your time creating fantasy matches in your head, which is all this is.

FFS, It's a light hearted, hypothetical scenario.
Don't take it so matter of factly!

The lads probably had nightmares over it, and he shouldn't, because in the end we won.

I doubt very much that he's had nightmares over it. It isn't the first bad miss he's made and it won't be the last.
The same could be said for every striker, ever, in the history of football.

You could make a hypothetical scenario about every single kick in a game. Change one thing and entire game changes afterwards.

If he'd scored would the ball have had to be cleared off the line by Bent? The second half would be influenced by the first half, which would be different.
Would West Ham have attacked more and scored, would a player have made a bad challenge and got sent off, would we have scored more.

The possibilities are infinite and ultimately pointless.

Dear oh dear!!!
Title: Re: IF.................
Post by: neo_Villan on February 14, 2013, 04:10:14 PM
I don't think us scoring early is good. It just means there is more time for the opposition to equalise. If we can keep scoring the winner around the 80 minute mark then that'll be great.
Title: Re: IF.................
Post by: Concrete John on February 14, 2013, 04:12:26 PM
Biggest one for me is April 10th 1993.

"What if...................?"

Is that the day you got married  ;D

10th April 1993 should be etched into every Villa fan's memory as 'a day that will live in infamy'!

That is the last game I went to until I started taking the children in 2005/2006. A watershed in many ways.

It's not a Villa game I'm talking about.
Title: Re: IF.................
Post by: Concrete John on February 14, 2013, 04:14:37 PM
I don't think us scoring early is good. It just means there is more time for the opposition to equalise. If we can keep scoring the winner around the 80 minute mark then that'll be great.

I think it was a 'Big Ron-ism' from his commentary days "The good news for Arsenal is that they're 2-0 down very early in the game."
Title: Re: IF.................
Post by: olaftab on February 14, 2013, 04:35:00 PM
These sort of scenarios going through your head is quite common. I used to do this all the time when I was ...11!
Title: Re: IF.................
Post by: Ghost of Pongo Waring on February 14, 2013, 04:48:38 PM

Dear oh dear!!!

Thats exactly what I thought when I read this .....

Hindsight? Probably the most important miss of the season
Title: Re: IF.................
Post by: nigel on February 14, 2013, 10:10:41 PM

Dear oh dear!!!

Thats exactly what I thought when I read this .....

Hindsight? Probably the most important miss of the season

Maybe you just forgot to take your sense of humour pill this morning?
Lighten up a bit
Title: Re: IF.................
Post by: SoccerHQ on February 14, 2013, 10:21:31 PM
If he'd have scored against Everton is the major IF for me.....

Really? We scored five minutes later through Benteke to make it 3-1 and fucked it up then.
Title: Re: IF.................
Post by: Ghost of Pongo Waring on February 14, 2013, 10:31:05 PM

Dear oh dear!!!

Thats exactly what I thought when I read this .....

Hindsight? Probably the most important miss of the season



Maybe you just forgot to take your sense of humour pill this morning?
Lighten up a bit

There's nothing wrong with me or my sense of humour. 

I can't see how the opening post is in any way humorous anyway. It's just a highly flawed hypothetical scenario that you, presumably, wanted peoples opinions on.

I gave my opinion on it, and my reasons for that opinion. Nothing more to it than that.

I think it's pretty pointless but if thats what gets you through the day there's no harm in it.
Title: Re: IF.................
Post by: Lizz on February 14, 2013, 11:06:18 PM
Good old Telly, taking time out from admiring Birmingham's blossom to murder this song by Bread.



I've had better days than today, this has made me laugh out loud. Did his brother ever burst into song?
Title: Re: IF.................
Post by: Ghost of Pongo Waring on February 14, 2013, 11:21:05 PM

I've had better days than today, this has made me laugh out loud. Did his brother ever burst into song?

Ohhh yes.   You can't stop those Savalas boys.

He had a top ten hit ......... in Greece.

Title: Re: IF.................
Post by: JUAN PABLO on February 15, 2013, 01:10:19 AM
what If Fergie never got all that injury time when potato head pops up with his masher in the net   ;(       always If's
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Post by: not3bad on February 15, 2013, 05:06:24 PM
Without Fergie time Manchester United would be in the Blue Square Northern Premier League now.  FACT.
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Post by: eamonn on February 15, 2013, 05:33:35 PM
what If Fergie never got all that injury time when potato head pops up with his masher in the net   ;(       always If's

We still would have fecked it up. It was written.
Title: Re: IF.................
Post by: walsall villain on February 15, 2013, 06:07:18 PM
Well we have trouble hanging on to leads so perhaps the later we open the scoring the better. Can't see us hanging on for 89 mins
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Post by: richtheholtender on February 15, 2013, 09:03:42 PM
what If Fergie never got all that injury time when potato head pops up with his masher in the net   ;(       always If's

We still would have fecked it up. It was written.


I agree. I wouldn't be surprised to find out that football with all it's money is just like Wrestling. The result being premeditated, and the footballers themselves are just entertainers. The Sepp Blater is the Vince Mcmahon of football.
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