Heroes & Villains, the Aston Villa fanzine
Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: Mister E on December 13, 2012, 04:19:25 PM
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Okay, so there are lots of disparaging chants that football fans chant at opposition supporters.
After watching the videos of our fantastic support at Carrow Road on Tuesday (and some of the resulting comments from Norwich fans), it got me thinking about what would be good to hear from rivals.
The one that came to my mind was: "Where were you when you were shit?"
When fans hear this, it usually means that their team has "arrrived" and is reluctantly respected as being good.
What other chants might indicate that we'd finally won a little more begrudging respect from others?
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Okay, so there are lots of disparaging chants that football fans chant at opposition supporters.
After watching the videos of our fantastic support at Carrow Road on Tuesday (and some of the resulting comments from Norwich fans), it got me thinking about what would be good to hear from rivals.
The one that came to my mind was: "Where were you when you were shit?"
When fans hear this, it usually means that their team has "arrrived" and is reluctantly respected as being good.
What other chants might indicate that we'd finally won a little more begrudging respect from others?
I always thought that meant "You are terrible and easy to beat. Why weren't you this bad when we needed a quick few points?"
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HALLO! HALLO! BARCA REJECT! BARCA REJECT! (Sung by Barcelona fans to Messi).
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IIII-NIESTA! What a wanker, what a wanker!
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watched a bit of the FA cup tie the other week and I could hear the AFC fWimbledon fans singing to the MK Dons fans
"where were you when you were us?"
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'We're gonna get our fackin' heads kicked in'! Sung by Millwall, cowed by the size of our firm at a mid-week third-round League Cup game at the New Den.
'You only live round the corner' sung by Man Utd.
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Okay, so there are lots of disparaging chants that football fans chant at opposition supporters.
After watching the videos of our fantastic support at Carrow Road on Tuesday (and some of the resulting comments from Norwich fans), it got me thinking about what would be good to hear from rivals.
The one that came to my mind was: "Where were you when you were shit?"
When fans hear this, it usually means that their team has "arrrived" and is reluctantly respected as being good.
What other chants might indicate that we'd finally won a little more begrudging respect from others?
I always thought that meant "You are terrible and easy to beat. Why weren't you this bad when we needed a quick few points?"
No, don't think so. It's been sung by us and others at Chelsea and Citeh fans particularly, post-££££££££££ influx.
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Okay, so there are lots of disparaging chants that football fans chant at opposition supporters.
After watching the videos of our fantastic support at Carrow Road on Tuesday (and some of the resulting comments from Norwich fans), it got me thinking about what would be good to hear from rivals.
The one that came to my mind was: "Where were you when you were shit?"
When fans hear this, it usually means that their team has "arrrived" and is reluctantly respected as being good.
What other chants might indicate that we'd finally won a little more begrudging respect from others?
I always thought that meant "You are terrible and easy to beat. Why weren't you this bad when we needed a quick few points?"
No, don't think so. It's been sung by us and others at Chelsea and Citeh fans particularly, post-££££££££££ influx.
Is it when we're winning? I'm pretty sure it's a jab pretending they're crap.
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It's questioning their loyalty, implying they had less fans when they had no money.
Come on chips, get a grip son.
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Balls, read it as "where were you when we were shit", instead of you.
I humbly retract my previous posts. Mister E, you are allowed one free shot at calling me a knob.
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We'll see you all outside (to the tune of Those Were The Days).
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"Oh you're all a pack o'wankers over there" - a blokey way of cheering-up a collective fanbase after they've been dumped by their other halves.
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Being the time for carols I would like to hear us sing "Christian's men rejoice" but I don't suppose I shall.
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"Paulambertsclarabluarmy!"
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Some of these chants bring back great memories.
What can you chant at Arsenal fans nowadays? 'You're going home in a Cathay Pacific Airbus a380' doesn't really do it for me.
Bring back proper football.
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"We've only come to see the Villa" would be nice.
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"You thin bastard, you thin bastard, you ate all the lettuce!"
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We are shit we are are shit
we really arrrrre shit.
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We do like to lose at Villa Park
Oh we do like to lose at Villa Park
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You smug bastards
You smug bastards
You won't win everything ...(and than in a hiss)... not this season again
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Chim chiminee, chim,chim charoo.
Here come the champions in Claret And Blue.
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From the B-lose fan The city is yours
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Shit refs, we only get shit refs.
I hate us singing it, as it means a) we get shit refs, and b), it doesnt help. Let them try it out
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Your ninth was offside,
Your ninth was offside,
You lucky bastards,
Your ninth was offside.
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West brom
Yamyam style.
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"We're gonna win 8-7"
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"We'll be back", sang by Man Ure fans after agonising last day relegation.
"Shit on the Alvechurch tonight!", sang by Small Heath after demotion to the Warwickshire District Works League Division Five (South).
"The KKK took my baby away", sang by Liverpool after Luis Suarez quits Merseyside for Lazio, where his politics are better appreciated.
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Not a chant, but I'd like to see SAF playing mind games with Lambert. It's when he starts that shit that you know you're a good side!!
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"Buddy, can you spare a dime?" sang by Chelsea after Abramovich has fucked off.
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I know what i'd like to hear OUR fans singing... 'We've got our trophy back, we've got our trophy back' At the League cup final at Wembley in February
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Balls, read it as "where were you when we were shit", instead of you.
I humbly retract my previous posts. Mister E, you are allowed one free shot at calling me a knob.
Chips, I'd never call anyone a knob on here .....
... but in this instance ;)
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Six-nil down, we're only six-nil down ...
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Hang on...is it knob or nob?
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Let's pretend we've scored a goal
Probably been said, only skim-read.
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Hang on...is it knob or nob?
Nob. Unless it's attached to a door.
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Anything interesting sung today? :)
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Anything interesting sung today? :)
i think James Arthurs got something out at the moment :D
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Not so much of a song but a comment:
"Finally seen some good football at Anfield, unfortunately it came from the Villa"
Music to my ears!
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I'm sure I heard strains of this old favourite at Anfield on Saturday.
'Only score, only score, that's all you can do .. only score'
But I could be wrong. As earlier it sounded like...
'Keep us out, keep us out, that's all you can do .. keep us out'
But a nice mix of both will suit me for the rest of the season.
UTV
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Still love Burnley's when they scored two late goals against us after we had gone 5-0 up.
'5-0 and you fucked it up.'
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Hang on...is it knob or nob?
Nob. Unless it's attached to a door.
Or in the Oxford English Dictionary under noun: 4. vulgar slang a man's penis. verb (knobs, knobbing, knobbed) British vulgar slang (of a man) have sex with.